im not even joking about it

ooh speaking of not being straight edge you know what i’m still bitter about is years old stale shit having casual convos with friends and acquaintances and i happen to be ask if ive ever smoked anything at all and i say no and i get what i hope was meant to be affection teasing about how im like an innocent child or a delicate spring blossom or whatever which like, irks me becoz i dont want anyone making fun of me on certain subjects where that always means being infantilized aka that i havent ever used drugs including even the good kush and i largely avoid alcohol and i havent had sex. like im really bitter on that shit being joked on in that way, i’ll talk abt it myself all i want without any solemnity but its off limits to get joshed about by other people. like as though surely my not having had these particular experiences by an acceptable age must mean im opposed to all of them and/or too much of a baby. again not as though i have to explain myself. but i dunno how people are gonna think theyre being chill about people having whatever personal relationship with drugs and sex that they feel comfortable with if theyre gonna find it unnaturally forced or laughable if its like mine where it involves No Personal Experience yet. and like i gotta explain how i feel about each subject to not be mocked for it, like they cant assume that i’m not too childish or too Abstinence Only For Everyone! without having me provide a defense for myself. it wasnt meant to be that deep whenever people teased me on it i’m sure but its the kind of thing that annoys me at the time and just keeps on annoying me. plus did i mention its patronizing cuz i hate that shit too. never know what “guess what i’m bitter about” posts i’m making at 4:44am…..

They took away the win from Moonlight tho by now making it about how the Blah Bland folk reacted and doing a whole investigation about how the mix up even happened. Mahershala said he couldn’t feel joy in knowing that he was somehow taking something away from someone else. How fucked up is that? They rightfully won but end up feeling like they were given something they didn’t deserve. It’s bullshit.

in perspective, a timeline of dan's growth:
  • 2009: he was affectionate with phil, had low self esteem though and got little views
  • 2010: makes innuendos, only about girls though, laughs and jokes but still has obvious low moments of self loathe
  • 2011: ignores anything regarding his sexuality, very guarded as his subscribers grow
  • 2012: even more retreated, gay is not a word in his vocabulary despite all the phan shippers
  • 2013: careful not to get too close to phil, still wears dark "men's" clothing, nothing feminine, doesn't want to stand out
  • 2014: makes gaming channel with phil, still reluctant to bring up any topic regarding a relationship, constantly in all black but doing better
  • 2015: "im phil trash #1", acknowledges and writes a borderline romantic phanfic, owns haru pillow, goes on holidays with phil and seems happy
  • 2016: wears black nail polish, openly talks about his man crush, explores fashion, happier than ever
  • 2017, four months in: wears black ripped skinny jeans, paints his nails with glitter polish, makes a pastel themed video with phil and posts several coupley photos, makes gay innuendos every sentence, radiates confidence, personal space what's that???

I just found out about someone going around on OW named ‘ZaryasWife’







i must find her

dan is a good and lovely person pass it on

im glad tumblr is normalizing the idea of dealing with and understanding having intrusive thoughts but as much fun as it is to see jokes about it, please realize that certain disorders, such as OCD, come with very horrible, violent, sexual, and disgusting intrusive thoughts and that the people with those thoughts can still be good people and deserve support even if there’s not a single intrusive thought that they can make jokes about

dave strider realizing hes gay/bisexual and coming to terms with his abusive childhood makes him so much more of a character than he was as the token “main character’s best friend who is cagey, funny, and a dick”

fandom often headcanons or reads labels/experiences like these onto lots of mediocre, kinda funny, and assholish dude characters – but dave is the real deal. dave strider expressed softness and kindness and introspection in canon in a way that was not corny or forced, and most importantly did not come at the expense of women (i would argue he was 100% more of a stepping stone for terezi’s arc than vice versa) and for that i appreciate him a lot

despite all of andrew hussie’s flaws and questionable/problematic/bad writing, he did a good thing by bringing dave strider into text. he did even more good by allowing his character to have depth in a way that is uncommon for boy characters.

homestuck broke so many molds (at least from my fandom experience) by having a super likable male character who was funny, witty, and complex… AND a gay/bi self-admitted survivor of abuse.

Right but Pining!Stanley

- Stanley getting riled up watching LeFou and Gaston get so close and telling himself it’s just because his boss doesn’t give him the time of day he deserves but does to LeFou

- Stanley pulling a face at the implications of LeFou’s “who’s team he’d prefer to be on” statement but not being able to look away from LeFou anyway

- Stanley focusing on LeFou rather than Gaston when they get rowdy in the bar

- Stanley just being eager to please LeFou when he urges them to sing but claiming it’s part of his job as gaston’s henchman to inflate his ego without being payed off like the others

- Stanley being 100% aware and accepting of his sexuality but still denying it in front of tom and dick

- Stanley just assuming that LeFou is out and proud (which is definitely not the case) and looking up to him in hopes he can one day face his friends

- Stanley going to parties in the city and getting jealous of the rich men wearing make-up

- Stanley getting back and getting envious over the dresses the women in the bar wear to impress gaston

- Stanley wondering what LeFou would think of him in a dress

- Stanley seeing how LeFou looks at gaston and feeling like he isn’t man enough

- Stanley thinking LeFou would laugh at him wearing a dress

- Stanley just wanting LeFou to be happy but not knowing how to help when gaston upsets him

- Stanley seeing LeFou get hurt in the Castle and running to help him in full drag (curtesy of garderobe) and subsequently getting self-conscious about the look he initially embraced

- Stanley not knowing what to do when LeFou compliments him on it and freezing up before he can reply

- Stanley not missing his chance again when he gets to dance with LeFou and leading the dance in full confidence like his heart isn’t trembling in his chest

- Stanley spending the next few nights thinking about LeFou and their dance with a mix of regret and hope

- Stanley finally getting the courage to talk to LeFou and stuttering everywhere but LeFou is a matching shade of red he notices so he just sorta comes out with a “dinner?” And LeFou agreeing before the second syllable is out

BONUS

- For their first date Stanley considered wearing a dress to because LeFou complimented it in the castle but then realises LeFou might not even realise that was him or might have been joking so he doesn’t. LeFou brings it up over dinner “im almost disappointed that you abandoned the dress” and Stanley ties the table cloth around him and does some poses and it’s the first time LeFou has genuinely laughed in longer than he’ll admit.

BOYFRIEND! BTS- V/TAEHYUNG EDITION

☆DATING V/TAEHYUNG WOULD INCLUDE☆

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- A LOT OF SKINSHIP 

-HAVE YOU SEEN hOw TOUCHY THIS BOY IS W/ BANGTAN

-innocent skinship at first _-_

-but  each touch becomes less and less innocent

- Movie impersonations aLL tHe tIMe p.s. Worship my baby ples

-Lengthy conversations about whether people live inside the moon or if its just rabbits

- ‘Tae PLEEAASSE. people are looking at us funny’

‘what?! don’t you also believe the planets are actually holograms??!?’

-He’d be sooo into couple wear !!

‘y/n! Lets wear the same colour underwear!!’ *exicited af*

‘Next you’ll be asking if we can wear the same face’

‘oh…. *puts down his 3D LIFELIKE face mask of you*

‘aSdFgHjkL’

- This baby would love smelling you..it somehow helps him get to sleep

-Cuddleeesssss.and cuddleeeessss and more cuddlleeeesss

-Ever since you two started dating… practing with bangtan has become even harder than usual …. he honestly can’t be without for more than an 1 hour

-A.N.I.M.E M.A.R.A.T.H.O.N.S.!.!. AND UNCONVENTIONAL MOVIE NIGHTS

- Your dating initiation ceremony included meeting his dog first because he uses his dog to smell ‘bAd pEoPle’ luckily you passed and almost ended stealing his dog because it was tOO daMn cUte

- Fort building competetions. You ended up winning which made him pouty because he wanted you to come and in live his fort but ended up coming to yours because it had wifi and he missed you~

-coming to dance practice= him taking up all the space and making his movement bigger than the whole bangtan +++bonus: Extra tongue. so much tongue infact it ends up falling out of his mouth

- Becoming best friends with jungkook and jimin.. Although jimin would be bit jealous because you stole his back up love interest (just in case it wouldn’t work out w/ kookie)

- This cutie would probably want you both to dress as old people on halloween because he feels that old people are underrated and should be appreaciated.

- ANIME THEME SONGS ALL DAY. EVERYDAY.

-You two would have each others backs when it came to webtoons. Whenever you needed a new one  all you needed to do was call *mating call*

- He’d show you off to rest of bangtan but not too much. He’d love to talk about how amazing you were and how much he loved you. which made bangtan puke… except for Jimin.. jimin was just crying at the loss of his back up lover T.T

SEXY TIME (oH JisOoS)

EXPECTATION

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REALITY

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- This cutie would be shy shy shy(Forgive me Sana) at first and be fumbling around so much he might even end up falling of off the bed

- Since he would have initiated skinship much earlier, initmacy wouldn’t really be too much of problem for him

- KINKY AF

-IM NOT EVEN JOKING HE’D BE SOO INTO ROLEPLAY (blames hwarang)

-HE’S GOT A MASTERS DEGREE IN FOREPLAY THIS BOI DONT PLAY( ples appreciate my rhyming couplet) . SERIOUSLY THO , THIS BOI WOULD TAKE HIISSS TIMMEE…YOUR BOOBS WOULS BE HIS FAVOURITE PLAY TOY. ITS NOT HIS FAULT, HIS TONGUE HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN AS WE ALL KNOW AND IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS OF MANY ARMYS. YOURS IS NEXT.

-tbh he’d probably do lap dances for you and take  pole dancing classes and LET THAT INNER HOE(SEOK) SHINE

☆ overall taetae would be sooooo adorable that you would probably suffer from heart failure but he would bring you back to life with his cUTE boXy sMILe.  FUNFACT: Almost all near death experience accounts are from you☆

HOPE YOU ENJOYEYEYEYEYEYDDDDD


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Langst i thought about late at night im sorry

ok so i don’t have a lot of evidence on this considering i don’t have screenshots and i really need to binge voltron again but im making this off of pure memory so hear me out ok? im porbably looking way too deep into this lmao

I think Lance feeling like he’s a seventh wheel is completely justified. 

Alright so everyone has had that moment where you make a joke and everybody just stay silent like it isnt funny, right? Well if you think about it, Lance has those moments every time he makes a joke or tries to lighten the mood, all of the time. Nobody really laughs at his comments or even pays much attention to them in the first place, only gets glares in return.

Now clearly, Lance usually cracks a joke for comic relief, but apparently no one else finds it funny. For example, he comes out of the pod after healing and everyone is happy to see him.  But as soon as he starts talking, people just groan and act like, “Oh, it’s that Lance, he hasn’t changed one bit,” and act clearly annoyed. Even his idol, Shiro, acts fed up with his shit- which in some cases is justified, but most times, it shouldnt matter, he’s just trying to be funny lmao.  Lance probably feels, unwanted, out of place, like he is the fifth wheel because no one really accepts him, and everyone finds him annoying.

Its not even just with Lance’s sense of humor, too.

People always think his ideas are stupid.

For example, the iconic scene where he keeps Keith from running straight into the danger that could get both of them killed, he suggests his alternate idea. Keith- who usually thinks Lance’s ideas are dumb, automatically jumps to the conclusion that his idea is going to be. Before he can argue, though, he works it out and sees that maybe Lance’s alternate route is a good idea. 

People disagree with the way he wants to complete something, in season 2, Lance comes up with the idea to form Voltron in a situation and everyone vouches against it, however 30 seconds later, they end up forming Voltron, like he said, anyway. 

Another reason, people also think little of him, they underestimate him, and that all starts with the Garisson. He was told that the only reason he ever got at his fighter pilot class was because his rival was kicked out of school, and without that he shouldnt have even been there. Again, he feels out of place, and like he doesnt belong. Then, his idol, his hero, Shiro, shows up, and when he finally feels like he has a purpose, like he could accomplish something amazing, but then Keith shows up. Even then, he doesnt give up, he is like “um excUSE ME BITCH I CALLED SAVING SHIRO FIRST” And once again, he doesnt want his rival that always beat him to do that once again. 

And again in season two, there’s clearly favoritism happening between Keith and Shiro, and Lance is jealous of course. Like, he finally gets to meet and work with his idol, and when he wants to go with Shiro on a mission, SHiro chooses Keith over him. Man, I wonder why he’s so overdramatic about it. Its not like he was treated the same damn way at the gaRISSON OR ANYTHING NAHH

No, but clearly, he has an inferiority complex, especially when it comes to keith, because he knows hes better than him in every way.

People in the show also deny that he has any good skills, and even he himself starts to believe it, when sorta venting to the yupper. (i die a little inside whenever i see it)

I loved it when shiro gave him praise for once because it was specifically for him and not directed at the whole time. It was good job LANCE

And honestly the pride on his face was so heartwarming like omg thank you shiro for ackowledging him

im probably going way off track but anyway 

daily dose of what its like in my mind 24/7 lmao

I hope in season 3 they kinda bring his insecurities up again as a sort of conflict i mean- with Keith possibly becoming Black Paladin, Lance is probably gonna be hella jealous and im sure thats gonna instigate a fight between them, and now theres not really a mediator. So. Fantastic…..

Guys i feel like a lot fo stuff goes right back to shiro, how lance probably aspires to be like him, or be good in his eyes and therefore be good for the rest of the team but hes having this inferiority complex because he feels unappreciated. Like hes just that annoying guy they dont really need and they could replace him if they wanted to, and keeping all of those thoughts hidden or masked by this confident facade is like

lance youre gonna break at some point 

I hope lance gets the recognition and the acknowledgement he deserves in season 3 i swear he better not be tossed under the rug.

sheepcleanser  asked:

hey john not to be that guy but im wondering when you guys are gonna cover all star by smash mouth. im not even joking this is a serious concern. you may think im pulling your leg. memeing you for shits and giggles. sir i am not. i just think when i finally hear it i can be at peace i think. please respond

We are never going to do this. I learned my lesson with “funny” covers in the 90s. Bands generally speaking have to be really careful about doing anything funny, because people then want you to make the same joke for the rest of your life. There are approximately 10,000,000,000,000,000 worse problems to have, so I am not complaining, but I am explaining why, while it would be funny to do this, I would regret it: the next night. And the night after. And forever. People would absolutely see to it that I regretted it but good. One of the discreet joys of growing older is learning to stop yourself from doing stuff you might later regret. Other people take this weird “I regret nothing!” attitude toward everything they’ve done but I have never really understood that whole stance, if a person regrets nothing then I wonder what their whole deal is honestly. Anyway. Covers that would be totally hilarious are generally, with very occasional exceptions, off the menu, because they become millstones almost immediately. Neolithic and Upper Paleolithic citizens used millstones for grinding nuts, rhizomes, grains, and probably a lot of other stuff we don’t even know about. Did they sometimes get curious, what if I ground my finger in this millstone, fuckin’ ouch, that was stupid? I bet they did, and that’s how I’d feel if I covered “All-Star.” I have, after a long apprenticeship, finally left the Neolithic Era behind and entered, with much ceremony, my own personal Bronze Age. 

WHY YOU SHOULD READ @grammarkid’s TRIMBERLY FIC PT.3 aka my personal highlights:

  • the top joke it’s so iconic
  • the - ahem - bedroom scenes
  • CHARACTERIZATION IS SO GOOD I COULD CRY 
  • the top joke 
  • monopoly
  • trini being fucking out of it all day because she’s thinking about kimberly hart, aka most relatable concept ever 
  • the top joke 
  • COMMUNICATION AND HOW MUCH THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND CONSENT
  • this is the single hottest and best trimberly fic i’ve ever read. this is perhaps the single hottest and best fic i’ve ever read.
  • the top joke
  • th,,…. Kitchen Scene
  • im listing every component of this fic but thats bc every part of it is so good
  • if u havent read the first two?? what are u doing have u even been on my blog for the past,, like….. Month??? (one/two)
  • READ IT
dear evan hansen songs ft. alternate titles
  • anybody have a map?: okay google, how do i parent
  • waving through a window: maybe you should step out of the sun so you don't fucking die evan
  • for forever: no homo
  • sincerely, me: no homo (reprise)
  • requiem: no one mourns the wicked (sorry elphaba)
  • if i could tell her: okay google, how do i make a girl like me by only using lies about her dead brother
  • disappear: evan makes the big decision
  • you will be found: evan follows through with the big decision
  • to break in a glove: [insert the "god i wish that were me" meme here]
  • only us: okay google, how do i make a girl like me without making up lies about her dead brother
  • good for you: congratulations, you played yourself
  • words fail: evan regrets the big decision
  • so big / so small: i don't even have a joke for this one just insert a pic of someone gross sobbing or smthn here
  • for forever (reprise): well my life has been ruined
Shadowhunters S2E6 recap

I know I skipped the last like four episodes but who cares…. I have no idea of what this is… sorry in advance lol 

Keep reading

Bambam is seriously the funniest man and he always makes me laugh at his adorable stupid jokes. Even though I joke about wanting to punch him for constantly dabbing I love him in spite, Happy birthday to the young and rich Bam 😳💕

this is why hiveswap excites me

When hussie actually fuckin gives it to us, all the big gamers will do lets plays and people will watch and want to go play and you cant fully understand the game and the references in it without reading homestuck first so those people will go and read homestuck. It will become popular again. there will be a whole new generation of fans. theyll go lurk on youtube and find all the broadway karkat songs and we’ll have hundreds of newbies screaming the lyrics to karkalicious at cons. theyll go make their own cosplays and maybe now we can have more than 50 homestuck cosplayers at con meetups. theyll all go through the bucket joke phase. theyll start saying gog and jegus. theyll all swoon and drool over karkat and have fights about whether gamzee and eridan were bad characters or not. theyll all go look for faygo and tab in their local stores. we’ll have a whole new generation of homestucks doing what we used to do and im so excited for the wave of nostalgia for the 2012 homestucks who went through the first wave of it

but what excites me the most is that there will be even more new homestuck artists, fansongs, cosplayers, inside jokes, and more. there will be MORE. ntm theres gonna be new stuff relating to hiveswap too, so twice the new content from fans!! idk this stuff just really excites me because i came in late, april 2015. i missed the time when homestuck was popular. now ill finally get to experience it and it makes me so happy

hiveswap will be the homestuck fandoms resurrection i can feel it. itll be alive and well again :D

anonymous asked:

literally the tone of his voice in the sirius interview compared to grimmy's interview or every other interview is super obvious, even the change in tone from the beginning of the interview to the end, like you can tell in his head he's just like 'fuck this shit im out' by the end of the interview

the whole interview was fine, he was joking and being his awesome self and then literally at the last second it’s like “I HAVE TO ASK ABOUT THE BABIES” and harry is like “[crickets] um yeah.. it’s amazing yeah.. it’s amazing.. i- i’ve spoken to both of them……… it’s great to see.. it’s amazing” while his energy leaves his voice jkadjkhasd rip

anonymous asked:

I just watched the video and like that was the most organic thing ever??? pure? good? flirting?

it’s just so nice i have decided to make a full list of good things from google feud 2:

  • jumpcut of dan saying ‘e’ when he obviously leaned far into phil
  • phil calling us the wayward fun person at a party 
  • phil’s just generally bouncy and full of personality? canceling robot phil little by little
  • dan looks like a good fucking twink i dont make the rules
  • i love dan’s hair :( such a good length
  • phil ate all the macaroons before dan. survival of the fittest (oookaaay but this was actually such an amazing interaction because it was letting us into their everyday lives? and phil introduced that? it makes them seem really long term and comfortable with living so closely together. im all warm and tingly.)
  • phil shushing a scared and confused dan
  • “im not even joking” in the softest dan voice ever
  • plugging side channels and merch and selling out
  • “i like dipping things”
  • “this is –” “can we just play the game?” “– a disaster.”
  • phil wants to type (insert dan looking at the camera sadly – twink??)
  • dans tongue is blue
  • selling out pt ii: google
  • dan biting his sweatshirt toggles :(
  • “someone’s gonna get a sweet macaroon in his mouth tonight”
  • phil leaning into dan all happy
  • phil questioning how people even know how to raise babies aka lowkey thinking about having kids vibes
  • HOW TO RAISE A PUPPY
  • “chill out dan”
  • explaining that their bants r a joke
  • dan’s obsessed with penises 
  • dan leaning completely into phil’s space like wtf get off him
  • “[is duct tape safe for] kidnapping your senpai”………k. including elongated staring at phil because dan’s a troll
  • “i’m gonna choke myself. completely non-kink related. i just want death.”
  • peer pressuring phil into asking if duct tape was safe for bondage (why does dan want phil to know? the world may never solve this mystery)
  • “i dont like screaming that often.” all men do is lie
  • selling dan and phil’s souls to google
  • said thick (thicc) at the same time ://
  • dan has a feeding phil kink
  • if u aren’t focusing on dans creep face phil’s mouth actually opens really wide…
  • phil gets all blushy with pda
  • phil cant finish the video because he’s still eating
AAAAAAAAA I KNOW WHO SHATTERED PINK DIAMOND

THIS ISN’T A JOKE IM SERIOUS
It was a HUMAN!!!?
YES A HUMAN.
They’ve fought the gem war too right?? We’ve been pointing fingers at GEMS like Yellow Diamond, White Diamond, even the PEARLS, but never the humans! We never thought about the possibility of Pink being her own demise!!! IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US THIS WHOLE TIME.
Pink Diamond LOVED human beings, EVERYONE knew about her zoo, That’s why her Agates and Amethysts didn’t say anything!
Because if it were a gem, Pink would be aware. Rose Quartz is enough an example. Her court knew about her fascination with humans that’s why they. Never. Did. Anything. THAT was what got Pink out of her Palanquin, and THAT’S why her Agates didn’t attack, and THAT’S why the Sapphires never saw Rose attack. A HUMAN is what got Pink out of her Palanquin, and that’s why Blue mentioned her shattered with a SWORD. It WAS a sword. A HUMAN sword shattered Pink Diamond!!!
That’s why Zircon never pointed at the Diamonds. She was pointing at US. The viewers. The watchers. The HUMANS. It was one of US who shattered Pink Diamond. And THAT’S why a Diamond had to cover it up.
Rose was to blame because it was HER REBELLION that killed Pink Diamond. Her HUMANS. And that’s why the Diamonds blame Rose for Pink Diamond’s shattering. Not to mention Yellow’s disgust of organic life.