im marian

the chicago blackhawks as "drunk, stoned, or stupid" cards
  • patrick kane: finishes every wounded solider at party
  • jonathan toews: will find a reason to take shirt off
  • brent seabrook: always makes the executive decision
  • duncan keith: would survive in the woods with just a hatchet
  • artemi panarin: has no idea what's going on
  • vinnie hinostroza: gets trapped by a revolving door
  • ryan hartman: builds a fort and sleeps in it for a week
  • marian hossa: is always right
  • corey crawford: plays drinking games for glory not drinking
  • trevor van riemsdyk: gets popcorn bucket from trash for free refills
  • artem anisimov: is never impressed
  • niklas hjalmarsson: refers to themselves in the third person
  • scott darling: goes to taco bell sober
  • johnny oduya: has heart-to-heart with homeless guy
  • marcus kruger: goes missing within 15 minutes of going out
  • john hayden: knows all three stages of charmander's evolution
  • BONUS
  • 1988: has sex on a treadmill
  • coach q: would take the last parachute

Continuation of this old piece of mine about how the ladies sit around kirkwall and judge people all the time, this time with ice cream :’)

this was a collaboration w/ @crimsontentacles!! I did the sketch and they did the gorgeous coloring, please check out their art, it’s amazing!!