im making fun of the guy

anonymous asked:

prompt for shyan: kisscam (preferably if they are not a couple yet) :)

The Try Guys (excluding one member who was just “no fun” in Zach’s opinion) liked playing matchmaker in the same way a sadist liked making others feel pain. Maybe this was why on Valentine’s Day in good ol’ 2018 they were rushing around spreading joy in the form of asking questions about love and giving dares to deskmates.

And Ryan had been dreading it, and had been avoiding going to his desk all day. The copy room had become man’s best friend and he and Shane were standing in it, chatting idly, before Ned came bursting in with the other members of his squad behind him.

“No,” Ryan started before anyone could start anything, “I’m not answering any questions or doing any dares. I’m single, I’m going to stay single.”

Shane burst into laughter, wheezing, while Zach made a loud whine.

“That isn’t fair! Everyone else has! Don’t be a sore loser, Ryan!” Ned said loudly, crossing his arms.

“Everyone?” Shane repeated.

“Everyone,” spoke an annoyed Eugene.

“Well, hey! It could be fun!” Shane said after some thought, grinning brightly and looking to an unamused best friend, “…right?”

“We were just thinking you could spare a kiss for your wonderful friend, Madej,” Keith smiled, “It is single’s awareness day after all, and you’re both contenders!”

“No, absolutely not,” Ryan said quickly, though Shane looked lost in thought, raising panic in his friend. “Shane. No.”



“It could be fun!”


“One kiss, Ryan!”

“Shane, I swear to–”

“Can we get on with this? If I wanted to see you two argue like a married couple, I’d watch Debatable,” Eugene said blandly, Ryan about to give a response to that rude commentary before Shane’s lips were on his suddenly, and then removed just as quick.

“Happy Valentine’s Day!” Shane announced to the camera pointed at them.

“…oh my God,” was the only response Ryan managed.

…where did you all come from?!

Okay so…I love you all? And I’m really thankful that a lot of people have expressed love for my works and that you’re here to read the shit I put out?

like I literally do this because it’s fun to write and because you all like reading the things. I can’t thank everyone enough for your requests and your patience. You guys make this fun for me!

I’m just…im lov u all ok thanks for being here

me in theory: let people be cringey tbh 😌😌 we’re all learning and growing 🌱🌿🌳 there’s nothing to be gained from making fun of others 😊❤☮

me in every chat: GUYS look @ this bitch whom commented on my post djdjdjdhhdhdb like honey do you??? go outside ever?????? & the blog descriptlbn im BAWLINH………

EDIT 2 please for the love of god how do so many people misread a post i hate this post i hate everything i never intended for this to happen

EDIT no one will see this but im not defending the guy, i dont like him, i like making fun of him and picking on him, hes an unoriginal and unfunny asshole who doesnt even have confidence in his own jokes (see: loss parody), idk why people think im defending him or claiming hes doing any good/nothing wrong and im not saying its fair he gets to make money off stupid bullshit because its not. im saying buzzfeed sucks and their humor sucks and adam ellis sucks and its shitty but also enviable that people get money for just being dumb and stealing jokes and i hate it but also i would probably sell out if i could make money doing, again, the most low-effort inane shit possible. not emphasizing with him when i say that bc fuck him im just tryna survive like everyone else

making fun of the buzzfeed comic guy is good but also if you got paid to do the most minimal bullshit possible would you not do it. if buzzfeed offered to hire you to write their “47 funny memes” articles that are all tumblr posts and nothing original and you got paid for it would you not do it. adam tots is actually owning all of us by making money doing the most low-effort inane shit possible

The solarpunk!Luigi and steampunk!Mario piece from the stream today - thanks to everybody who dropped by!! took me ~7hrs not counting first sketch to finish this piece. what am I doing with my life 


civil war where everything is the same except team cap/team iron man are rivaling baseball teams!!! this was so fun to make like you guys don’t even KNOW, this was shamelessly inspired by sports animes

everyone gets along except steve and tony who take their rivalry too seriously


        MMh      shoooshshoosh  Á̴͘A̷͘͡҉À̴̸̧̢A̵̵̴͠A̵̕͠A҉̶̷̷́ AAAAAAAAAAAOoooooO AAAAAAAAA  BAGEL BAGEL 𝚠𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚑 out ta wa teeaees 𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚊 i wil O̷̶Ú̧T̸̀  i will ca youll ca̧a̴aaà noone E͡V̸̢ER  raaa ŕááááá   

AAAOOoooow AOOOOOooooow YEHEHehe𝖊𝖊𝖊𝖊    ssoosseessuccssoos and his ḋïċḳ was right there in front of me so i leaned over and i fúćḱéd him
and i dont kiss like elleleeleelel i kiss like a belelelleel̶͞ę̸l͟e͡l͢͠èl̵͝͠e͝l̷è̸
 you are grounded for              till cock

for till cock
FOR TILL COCK À͏À̴̶͟͝A͢A̸͜A͡҉A̵̡ ̵͟

how old were you when you started  ꜱᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴅɪᴄᴋ

that is not the issue that is the issue
the issue is your tissue 

t̨͠ḩ͞a̵ţ͢ ̴́͢i͟͝ś̴̡ ͞n̨ot҉ ͘͟t̕h̢̨͢e͝͝ ̕͏҉i҉̸ś̵͞s͡u̢͡è̷

your souous


we have a cock
 not anymore    nah ah not anymore *͡͏̢͘*̶̸̀*̧͞*͡*̕҉  just forget it dont pay me i dont care hey dont pay me i dont care      hey


OOoOoOoooAo  𝕤𝕒𝕒𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕕𝕘𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕘𝕒𝕙𝕒𝕙𝕘𝕒𝕘𝕘𝕘 sams just j jus bein a bitch duu duus dooooh d̷͡ò̧o̷̧ǫ͢͜҉ờ͘o͠o̸͢͏̶͜ḩ҉ ̷̛͝
HEY H͞Ę̵̴̷͜Y̴̡ ara thoughtchu my chush oh my go –̧͏-̵͜-́͘    what are you do –̧͏-̵͜-́͘ noone will notice me    𝗵𝗼𝘄𝗱𝘆      𝐡𝐞𝐲𝐡𝐞𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬𝐭𝐚a̸̷͟͟͜a̶͟  𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩

i may be an idiot   but im  an idiot    but im stupid    st
you guys have fun.


N͏̛O͘T ̵̧͠SO̷̷̕ ͘M̡͏Ų̴͏C͠҉H̨́ ͏̵F͏̴U͟N̵ 


bw     bueo    

buenos dias muchatalatas


chashchashchashashchatash   ⊛ ⊛ ⊛ ⊛ 






whyd you have to say sheesh 


she is




My experience with the signs in my life
  • Aries female: so stubborn is incredible. A hot head. She knows what she wants and she'll get it. Yells a lot. Cares a lot about her family. Very concerned about her diet. She looks like a cinnamon roll but is a beast inside.
  • Aries male : very intelligent, probably the most intelligent. Can either have a very scientific mind or a very literary mind. Loves to read. LOVES to make puns. Horrible ones. Has the biggest laugh.
  • Taurus female: MY BIGGEST LOVE. Literally the cutest thing. She is so smart and caring and it's true: she loves to eat. Cares so much about everyone, not only her close friends. She almost never get angry but when she does. Ouch.
  • Taurus male: a cutie. Always ready to cheer you up. DOES NOT. BELIEVE. IN. ASTROLOGY. Likes scientific shit. Loves old movies. Always laughs at your jokes. The best friend you can find. Loves Shrek.
  • Gemini female: so strong and independent. Her hair is always on point, so is her outfit. Either very tall or very short. They talk a lot and they love listening to you. Geminis are actually very lovable people. Best companion for a boring class or for lunch break.
  • Gemini male: very bold and confident about himself. Does his own thing. It's not that he is a dick, it's just that he has his own problems to take care of. Except Trump, Trumps is really a dick. Im sorry Geminis that he is in your sign. The cool guy of the class who has a different girl every week. A lil fuckboy but fun to have a chat with. Loves videogames and perfect pal to get drunk with.
  • Cancer female: not a crybaby. Actually HATES to cry in public. More often than you think, very extroverted. Very passionate about what she loves. High ambitions, starts many things and then get bored. So many puns oh god.
  • Cancer male: oh boy. "Nightmare dressed as a daydream". Makes you feel so special. Boyfriend material. Usually dark hair and dark eyes. Not very tall. Adorable. Special laugh. Will do great things in life. Very creative but kinda introvert(?) WILL RATHER DIE THAN CRY IN PUBLIC.
  • Leo female: very close about her private things but she will open up if you demonstrate her she can trust you. Loves everyone. Not that confident about herself. Very confident about the world, tho. Wants to move someplace else and experience. People respect her.
  • Leo male: Stonehead™. Literally smokes all the time to forget about the pain he feels. Hides emotions and then explodes, usually with rage. Either very close to you that he calls you every day, or he'll completely ignore you. Smart even tho it doesn't look like. The lonely wolf.
  • Virgo female: so stubborn and independent. She knows what she wants and she'll get it. Can get very clingy to the people she loves but sometimes neglect other people she loves even tho she doesn't notice. Get mad easily for the little things. The queen. Just listen to her, she knows the shit.
  • Virgo male: cute but doesn't have his own personality. Sometimes gets involved in ugly companies and does things he doesn't want to. Very sensitive but tries to hide it. Actually cares about you even tho he wants to appear a tough boy. Pretends he doesn't care about school, ends up with all A. Probably very good at soccer.
  • Libra female: becomes part of your family if she isn't already. Amazing lipsticks. Always has great stories to tell. Lives in the clouds. Forgets about things easily but won't forget the important things. Has so many passions but get easily distracted when she is studying for an exam. Perfect person to binge watch Sherlock with.
  • Libra male: my everything. Pretends he's a gryffindor but deep down is a slytherin. Stunning. Gets high grade without doing shit. The teacher favorite. The one you can do stupid shit with. Will do anything for you. Listens to you 24/7. Loves tv shows. Very smart. Will probably end up doing something very important. Perfect dad.
  • Scorpio female: actually very sweet and caring, as much as cancer. Never shows off her emotions but you'll know when she cares about you. She's like a mama bear. She'll call you if she feels you are not happy. She'll call you constantly. Extroverted and kind. Best presents ever. Looks naive but very cautious.
  • Scorpio male: ok so my ex fwb was a scorpio and i gotta say they get emotionally attached. Pretend they don't care AT ALL and then calls u at 2 in the morning telling u they love you. Just be careful cause they don't know what they want. Obsessed with electronic things and sex.
  • Sagittarius female: literally on fire. SHE. TALKS. SO. MUCH. I have so many different feelings about her. Either i love completely or I can't stand her. She pretends she knows everything. She's so slow at doing everything, except talking. Laughs a lot. Very sensitive deep down. So loud.
  • Sagittarius male: Pretty introverted. The fire is hidden. He's a freaking badass. If he cares about you, he will show you. Most likely to call you at midnight for your birthday. Very sweet. Goes big or goes home, especially in love. Both a cinnamon and a sinnamon roll. Like if he ain't in the same political party as you, just don't mention politics. That's when the fire shows.
  • Capricorn female: so. she actually cares about you. but she has so much shit going on so she might forget to come at a place you invited her, she won't even apologize but when something happens to you, be sure she'll call. She's absolutely cute and she has been hurt so many times so it's hard for her to trust people completely.
  • Capricorn male: THE FUCKING FANBOY. He loves to travel and to try new things. He is so shy but with his friends he's crazy. Laughs at his own jokes. Extremely sensitive and when he loves, he loves hard. So intelligent and interesting. Absolutely adorable.
  • Aquarius female: the sweetest. she gets clingy to everyone but because she wants to have friends and do things and has a lot of problems but holds everything in and puts her friends first and she's hurt. The most precious human. She needs, she deserves to be loved the most. Learns very quickly and she's very honest.
  • Aquarius male: the devil™. Actually he is funny, like so many jokes, but sometimes it's just too much. He hates when people offend him. Gets on the defensive. Kinda selfish and cares a lot about like 3 people (?). Like he will kill for them. So much drama, boy. Probably failed history and algebra 2 twice.
  • Pisces female: such a badass and a cutiepie at the same time i don't even know how this is possible. she has such a strong personality and loves her friends. Determined and will fight with her teeth for what she loves. You need to have a pisces in your life. She always says she will kill a person but then she just like run away.
  • Pisces male: like just like the pisces female. Cares so much about his family and shows his emotions easily, whether is anger or sadness or happiness. Determined but also insecure about himself, but will do great things.

a few people asked, so this is literally the only other shot i took of this cosplay…whoops lol. also cosplay accuracy is hard when you are so very small good god

if anyone knows who this marcus is please let me know so i can tag him! he was awesome and also very tall

musicals ft. summaries

Phantom of The Opera: gross goth guy lives beneath sewer and writes an opera

Natasha, Pierre and The Great Comet of 1812: seriously who the fuck writes an electropop opera about a 1200 page russian novel

Hamilton: seriously who the fuck writes a hip hop musical about alexander fucking hamilton

Zombie Prom: you know, taking your dead ex-boyfriend to prom may have seemed like a good idea in theory but im not sure anymore

In The Heights: somehow humorous and depressing all at the same time, also gay

Lizzie the Musical: okay im not kidding this time who the fuck writes a musical about lizzie fucking borden

Heathers the Musical: dating creepy guys in trench coats is probably a bad idea

Carrie the Musical: if you make fun of someone for getting their period, you’re in for a big surprise buddy

Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson: who the actual fuck comes up with the idea to write a musical about the seventh president of the usa

Wicked: green gay meets pink gay and it’s pretty gay

Ghost Quartet: who the fuck comes up with this shit though

Les Misérables: emotional pain feat. gay revolutionaries

Spring Awakening: not explaining puberty to sexually frustrated teenagers is probably a bad idea

Waitress: deep shit blueberry pie and overly lovable characters

21 Chump Street: drugs are not the way to a woman’s heart, apparently

Sweeney Todd: okay no seriously who the everliving fuck comes up with this shit

Love Never Dies: i don’t have any funny joke for this lnd just sucks

CATS: i mean i guess writing a musical about cats may have seemed like a good idea in theory

Starlight Express: what the fuck alw


please consider punk akira and pastel-prep yusuke please consider ple

(click it, it’s transparent with a surprise) 


the raven himself is hoarse
that croaks the fatal entrance of duncan
under my battlements.


here she is, the tangerine dream!! 

i think even if jasper and pearl originally fused for battle, once the fight was done tangerine would just want to dance and play for a bit anyway /o\

i can’t sleep 💤