im loser and i love myself

best parts of michael in the bathroom

- the way his voice goes down after the line “notice at all”

- the slight annoyance, not anger?, when he says “i’d rather fake pee than stand awkwardly or pretend to check a text on my phone”

- just,,, “when i was half of a pairrrr”

- the stress on the word “mine” in ‘no fault of mine’

- “picking at grout as i softly grieve”

- IM JUST MICHAEL WHO YOU DON’T KNOW, MICHAEL FLYING SOLO, MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM BY HIMSELFFF, OH BY HIMSELF

- “I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY!”

- the difference between the first chorus of “now i’m just michael in the bathroom” vs the second

- he sounds so upset and heartbroken

- “blame it on weed, or soME THING IN MY EYEE”

- IM JUST MICHAEL WHO YOU DON’T KNOW, MICHAEL FLYING SOLO, MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM BY HIMSELFFFFFF

- knock knock knock knock

- the slight catching of breath on “anymore”

- “for a different tiImMMeeE”

- mmmmmmmichael in the bathroom at a party

-  the way he sings the lines “wish i’d off myself instead, wish i was never born” with as much passion as he does

- IM JUST MICHAEL WHO’S A LONER, SO HE MUST BE A STONER, RIDES A PT CRUISER, GOD HE’S SUCH A LOSER, MICHAEL FLYING SOLO, WHO YOU THINK THAT YOU KNOW, MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM BY HIMSELFFFFFF, OHH BY HIMSELFFFF, OH BY HIMSELLLFFFFF

- “awesome party, im so glad i came”


did i mention i love michael in the bathroom yet?

Jaytim week Day 5: Love Notes

Highschool au where Jason leaves romantic book quotes in Tim’s locker almost every day, hoping that Tim’s smart enough to figure it out. Tragically, Tim is a clueless loser and thinks someone’s leaving love notes to their girlfriend in the wrong locker. 

buff-babbye-blue  asked:

good lord wah, please bless me in the name of our beautiful lord, robbie rotten

“ROBBIE ROTTEN???!??!?!?!!?!?!?!”

“WHY WOULD YOU WANNA HAVE ANYTHING OFF-A THAT STINKIN’ LOSER?? AND HOW COME PEOPLE KEEP COMPARING HIM TO-A WALUIGI?? HE AIN’T NOTHING LIKE ME! QUIT SAYING I LOOK LIKE HIM! OR TALK LIKE HIM! OR AM HIM! WALUIGI IS WALUIGI AND HECK NO I AIN’T BLESSIN’ YOU UNDER THAT FOOL I CAN DO IT MYSELF UNDER WALUIGI’S NAME BUT NOT RIGHT NOW IM MAD!!!

anonymous asked:

highkey i just ship myself w Heather Duke,,,, im love the green girl,,, Juke,,, that's our ship name,,,

JUKE…thats so cute…..i get u a minj jukebox on ur anniversary bc im a loser

#courfeyrask

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OOC;

today was my ‘graduation/prom’ day and i went alone cause im a loser, but i was one of the less than 25 honour roll students from 300+ students that graduated, and i got a bouquet from the lawyer in charge of the trainées from our office. considering i didnt study much to anything and merely skimmed for three years, considering that unlike the other students i didnt have a supportive family and i had to pay my bills by myself and dont live with mom/dad anymore, i think i did pretty well and can be proud of myself.

i was not expecting being honour roll aka. award winning student cause i didnt have the leisure other students had, but i was really happy and still am.

i know most of you dont care about this, cause you dont know me personally, or my life, but i wanted to share this and share my happiness.

OK CAN I JUST TALK ABOUT MY REALLY SWEET FRIENDS FOR A SECOND???

@thisdragonisnerdy and @rani-bow are literally the sweetest fuckin beans I’ve ever met. They put up with my depressed ass at school when I just don’t wanna talk and nap the entire class. They’ve been nothing but nice to me from the moment I inserted myself into their table in class and just jskdnkskwksnsbsbskxodpemwb I LOVE THEM A LOT OK!? They’ve encouraged me to pick writing back up and always encourag me amd my art even if I sit there and rip on it all class. They’re honestly the best ever. Like ohmygod i sent Nerdy an ask for an ask meme and they tagged me as art boi. And I literally got so happy about it???? And Rani puts up with all my bullshit asks putting her characters in lingerie and other ridiculous clothes for her memes. And like they’ve seen me irl and STILL RESPECT MY PRONOUNS ONLINE!! Like ugh I love them so much.

They’re my Art Squad and I’m gonna miss em a whole lot once I graduate in a couple weeks. I love you guys c:

OKAY IM DONE BEING GROSS AND MUSHY BYE!!

babygirlalaura  asked:

YOUR VOICE IS SO CUTE, LOVE ME *THROWS MYSELF AT YOU AND MISSES-*

sCREECHES
Really?????
Like, actually?? I don’t think it’s that good.
Especially when I don’t do the voice I like.
I’m a faKE LOSER RIP
There’s like:

there’s me where im happy and im love, (usually out in public or with friends)
and then me when im depressed or at home/sleeping (aka im dead inside)

If yall wanna hear my fake voice-
uhh
smh now I’m embarrassed by it ahhhhhh~!

anonymous asked:

please don't make any gender jokes... thank you...

……. What….? (I mean I dont THINK I have…..if I did some how im sorry? I wouldnt really ever make gender jokes. If I have on here it was probs my sister bro, being a person who thinks im kinda a loser and loves equal rights to everyone, I dont think ide make any affensive Gender jokes to affend people)

but if youre talking about the “I identify myself as a pringles can” Thing, I wasnt makeing fun of Gender association. Its an inside joke with me and my friend Alyssa, I LOVE pringles and said I wanted my ashes in a pringles can. ♥♡ :) sorry

I think I realized why I hate getting feelings for another person is because I generally consider myself as very aloof(which also makes me come off as sorta an asshole) person. So when I meet someone I really really want to be with and I cant, it starts to make me reconsider if im a lonely person or not, if Im choosing to be a loser or miss out on life. Its probably what caused my depression way back when. Like im incomplete because I dont have a s/o. But after ****** I realized that after everything I still have the love for myself that leads to becoming aloof and the love of the many friends I’m able to make.  It just sucks because I genuinely enjoy and feel really comfortable when I’m talking to my current crush. I talked to her today and she remembered a small detail I had told her about myself MONTHS ago. and like who does that? She was really pumped to talk to me and me to her. Its just a major bummer I cant do anything right now that wouldnt leave major expectations or repercussions. I dont hate myself for liking her as I did earlier but it does suck having this perpetual crush on her.

firstclasslentrash  asked:

Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, and send it to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable). SPREAD POSITIVITY! 💖 (hey lance I love you)

(hey Keith i love you)

ghsnhjs ok here goes

1. i like my art??? i think??? i mean my a* in gcse art had to come from somewhere and even though i havent been doing that much art recently id like to think it’s still decent??
2. my eyes are okay i mean they’re Very blue and p big and they’ve always been something that people compliment so?? 👀👀👌👌
3. my ability to eat like twice my weight in sweet food
4. my cosplaying n stuff im lowkey proud of myself for improving so much
5. my devotion to mario
bonus 6. my taste in friends i love u losers

Sanji ??. nah what a loser what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of Sanji spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign pervert i— these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just.., listen fuck [thousands of pictures of Sanji scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend jus t listen





Found meme at:

http://thebibi.tumblr.com/post/104197667738/furuichitakayuki-nah-what-a-loser-what-a

I just couldn’t help myself  😂

I always play this tough girl act saying that I don’t need a boyfriend, that I don’t want one, that I can just have fun with guys, but its all a cover up. The thing is I need a relationship, but I know I’ll never have one when I need it. I mean how is it possible that someone out there might want me when I don’t even want myself? How can someone like me or even love me when I feel pathetic every morning? So I just save myself the pain of rejection that I know is bound to come and just let go from what I want, and pretend it’s not there.

Hey guys! So my 3 year anniversary of my blog just passed, and I also just hit 4k! I have a huge love hate with this website but luckily it’s more love than hate, and I’m so happy i decided to make this trash blog and connect with people, I swear I’ve come out of my shy introverted shell since. I’m sure not many people “enjoy” my blog but I hope the people I’ve talked to and made friends with enjoy me.

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