im literally like this right now

IM WATCHING THE BOLD TYPE AND LITERALLY CRYING BECAUSE THERE IS A MUSLIM QUEER WOMAN CHARACTER WHO WEARS THE HEADSCARF AND LITERALLY EVERYTHING SHE SAYS I CAN RELATE TO???? GUYS I NEVER RELATED TO A FICTIONAL CHARACTER MORE THAN ADENA IM SO EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW?? SHE ALSO GREW UP IN AND IS FROM A MUSLIM COUNTRY AND HAS AN ACCENT LIKE I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA PUT A WESTERN MUSLIM WOMAN WHICH WOULD STILL BE FINE BUT I WOULD NOT HAVE RELATED AS MUCH IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS SHOW OH MY GOD?? 

anonymous asked:

Yo since you made it your job to identify that it's "wrong" that someone else's kink is sadism, you should maybe let us also know that you're straight up against the freedom for others to make their own choices, right? What someone does in their art as well as in their bedroom is your business to judge now? Like thanks for your input but you're literally just unnecessarily spreading hate, which in turn makes your efforts completely invalidated.

Im just asking to examine those choices a bit, be critical, be analytical lol i mean it is quite clear we live in an extremely misogynistic culture, public distribution of images designed and taken by men of women in sexually subordinate roles just helps spread the idea of normativeness of this dynamic. It is no accident that in a culture saturated with actual full spread abuse and exploitation of women we see the played “simulated” version of that in the bedroom lol no choice is created in a vacuum and free of its wider societal implications. We should be wise and conscious with what visual and intellectual content we spread online and promote.

I JUST NEED TO VENT OK (RANT)

im really ugh right now and I knew I would post this eventually

KEEP IN MIND THIS IS 500% MY OPINION YOU DON’T HAVE TO AGREE

ok I’m just gonna cut to the chase like literally

DO NOT MAKE A BLOG IF YOU JUST WANT THE “TUMBLR FAME”

like obviously I want my account to blow up, same with everyone else I mean we want exposure and stuff but I didn’t start my blog just to have followers and to be “Tumblr famous” if that makes sense? Some people make their blogs because it’s like wow that account seems cool why don’t I make my own and like YA ME TOO I wanted to make my own stuff and pour creativity in making things that are FUN to me but so many people post stuff and it isn’t even fun to them like ??

if you can’t have fun spending 4 hours on a couple paragraphs of words or don’t enjoy using your own humor to make other people laugh or something then WHY TF DID U MAKE A BLOG? Yes it takes commitment, but it makes me so angry seeing people that are oblivious and forcing themselves to do things that aren’t even fun to them because they wanna have the fame

also I’m impatient too but if you cant wait for your blog to grow and you can’t appreciate what comes your way then like WHY TF ARE U MAKING A BLOG?? You have to be appreciative even when something that took 6 hours to finalize gets a couple notes but a small thing that took 10 seconds blows up. It can be frustrating but U CANT JUST EXPECT THINGS TO BE HANDED TO U??

I literally spent 5 hours on my first scenario and 4 hours on my how wanna one would thing and didn’t receive one note or even one follower. It was to the point of when days passed, I wondered whether or not my tags worked or if my account was hidden. But I kept on making things and more days passed and I got my first note and I WAS SOOO THANKFUL for that one note I posted a thank you notice for it and with that ONE LIKE I got motivation and posted more and here I am with 350 followers?? Obviously everyone else’s life will go differently but IF U CANT BE PATIENT AND APPRECIATIVE THEN U ALSO SHOULDNT START A BLOG OK

case closed that was tiring

Originally posted by danikvocals

sorry if that made u feel super ugh u can come back next time

BIG OL SIGH anyway i know damn well my moms going to the grocery store right now to get that same exact garbage cake she makes everybody get for their birthdays every year despite the fact that it tastes like cardboard caked in 5 pounds of sugar…..

im a little bit drunk right now but i’m laughing my ass off because wallace is literally the most sexless being ever brought into creation look at him

on a fuck scale of 0 to 10 he is easily a -30. he is nothing. he is a man in a sweater vest who eats cheese. he’s like a mormon fantasy.

i have literal object permanence when it comes to my opinion on children. right now in the presnce of 0 children or 0 mentions of children i could not be more neutral. when im around a cool baby who like smiles at me or is bein funny & is maybe wearing a cute hat im like :))) “i want 30000 babies” but then if i hear one (1) singular child cry on a plane i think “Having children is a societal expectation thrust upon women by the patriarchy therefore i”

hey so i know that dismissing all the “this is just like when ___ happened in ___ book/movie/tv show” posts as “white privileged liberalism” is real popular right now but like

a lot of autistic ppl process real life events through fiction

and comparisons are the only way we can understand the severity of something

(heck my four year old brother is autistic and he only speaks referentially he literally can’t understand something you’re saying unless someone has said it in a tv show)

so like when i say “oh this is just like when umbridge took over at hogwarts” what i mean is “this is a funny thing to say, yes, but im also contextualizing my experience in a way that means i can understand fully the emotions and social context involved because i’m autistic and don’t understand these things like allistics do”

(allistics are welcome and encouraged to reblog)

How Dan and Phil probably broke up #34
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okay but not to be fake deep but stop for a second and think about how we are literally witnessing film history right now because not only has something like this NEVER occurred in academy history but it happened in the best picture category for moonlight, a movie about a black gay couple….im cryin in the club folks

why my chem teacher is the most dad™ teacher and all-around coolest ever

- spent 5 minutes one day complaining about the transition effects and lame fonts on the old chem teacher’s lecture slides

- had us take a survey the first day of school in which he included a question about being stuck on a desert island with justin bieber

- while teaching us nomenclature conventions for alkanes, pointed at “pent-” and said “obviously you show know some of these already; if you’re a satanist you probably know what a pentagram is,” opened a discussion of temple of satan vs. satanic temple, and said he’d be interested in joining the satanic temple one day 

- a lecture slide on calorimetry included a picture of a bomb calorimeter, which he explained in depth, then held up a styrofoam cup and said “here’s a public school calorimeter”

- someone asked a question about when electronegativity becomes polar, so he pulled up a spectrum running from non-polar to ionic and said “it’s a spectrum. like gender. you know how some people think a person is a girl even if they say they’re a guy and vice versa? there are still non-polar bonds with high electronegativity and people think they should be polar but just because they have a certain electronegativity doesn’t mean they’re polar. pls be understanding of ur covalent kids.” 

- uses a yardstick instead of a pointer

- waves said yardstick around frequently, mostly for no reason. 

- once said (ironically) that he saw less and less bullying in classrooms now and that was a bit disappointing even though it was good. added that “if i had to suffer then you all do too” in a bitter tone of voice. when a english teacher walked in and asked him why he was waving the yardstick around he said it was because he was reminiscing on the bullying days.

- couple of us asked if we should get a new periodic table to take the test with since we’d written all over ours. he said no because if we’re smart enough to think ahead and cheat then we deserve the a.

- actually has a degree in philosophy. he’s so fucking nerdy

- he bikes to school everyday and then carries his bike up two flights of stairs to his classroom

- sometimes during tests he pulls a bagel and peanut butter out of his desk and eats them while watching us silently

- this one time we walked into class and he’d shaved off his half-beard into a mustache and when we asked why he said “i’m not a huge fan of it but my wife likes it so i do it for her” 

- used the trump supporter kid’s logic against him without explicitly expressing his political views so no one can actually get him fired

- complains to our class about how much he hates us

- explained catalytic converters to us once, then pointed at me with the yardstick and said “barrett you’re gonna love this because it involves carbon monoxide and like, suffocating yourself”

- i started crying once in class and he literally refused to give me the test because he didn’t think it would be fair to make me test while having an anxiety attack so he sent me into the lab and closed the classroom door and let me ugly cry. i kept begging him to let me take the test tho so he sighed and said “im ur dad right now not ur teacher please don’t take the test just light some incense and listen to some reggae or something and chill”

- i used pig’s blood in my chem internal assessment and when i asked him where i could store it overnight he shrugged and was like “i guess put it in the fridge in the teacher’s lounge and i’ll just tell people not to drink your blood”

- he knows our class so well it’s a little scary. predicts exactly what’s going to happen in certain circumstances with like 100% accuracy

- this one girl in my class didn’t finish her homework but we submit in through pictures on google classroom so she sent in a picture of her dog and he accepted it and gave it 10/10

random college tips

i. get to your classroom early if you don’t have a class beforehand

not only are you guaranteed the best seat in the house, but there’s something about being in a classroom or lecture hall that makes you feel productive and focused. bring a book or writing assignment for a different class with you and just Do It

ii. pack your bag the night before

especially if you have early morning classes and are not a morning person. this will help you have a less stressful morning and will help you make sure you have everything you need for the day prior to leaving your dorm

iii. don’t overannotate

annotations are designed to help you identify the most important parts of the book/novel, meaning important themes, character development, big events, the implications of said events, etc. by over highlighting and over annotating i can guarantee you you aren’t doing yourself a favor !!! i’m gonna make a post later about how i annotate so be on the lookout

iv. stay on top of your readings

seriously. it is a pain in the ass trying to catch up on a week’s worth of reading in five different classes. it is stressful, it’s time consuming, and it’s exhausting. even if you’ve had a long day and you’re not in the mood to read an entire 20 page chapter in your american government textbook, just do it !!! your brain and your mental health will thank you the next day

v. try your hardest not to miss class

i’m mentally ill and prone to sickness, so i understand that sometimes it’s hard. it also feels worse when you miss class and have no idea what’s happening, so if you think you can get out of bed, lets get to class so we don’t fall behind and get extra stress thrown on top of us!

vi. fridays are homework days

think of it this way: if fridays are homework days, saturday and sunday are free days !!!!

vii. proofread your papers before you turn them in

guys i literally never do this (i know i’m a bad egg) and im always suffering for it. if your college/university has a writing center/something similar please go there, especially your freshman year !!! they will help you learn how to accurately and succinctly convey your thoughts on a college level and you will be so grateful later on i hate myself

viii. ask if the professor prefers a certain citation style

if you dont get a chance to ask during the class/lecture, send them an email. i once got my grade halved because i didnt use APA when the professor didnt specify on the syllabus/assignment sheet. so do urself and ur gpa a favor and ask

ix. always bring extra pens/pencils to class with you

somebody will forget theirs and they will sit next to you and if ur in a class with 30+ ppl that has group projects or presentations coming up you’re going to want friends

x. college kids love gum

if u bring gum you got all the friends in the world my guy i dont know why this is a thing but it is. one girl cried during exam week last year because i gave her a piece of my gum and that was literally the highlight of her week

ok thats my random ass list of stuff regarding college !! i’ll probably make more masterposts like this b/c this was fun as heck. if u have any questions/need advice, just hmu !! you can check out my other masterposts here.

the signs as shit phil says on danandphilgames

aries: “i wanted to become the crab but the crab didnt want to become me”

taurus: “every body part is sweating right now, literally, my eyelashes are sweating.”

pisces: “i was so scared that you’re gonna throw me off that i jumped off myself”

gemini: “he is dripping out of his hoofy arms”

cancer: “its like pressing a beautiful house into your eye”

leo: “this is like a shaft fest”

virgo: “i think i just swallowed some of my tonsil”

libra: “ruffage is also a vegetable,,, so maybe it was remixed bY A BROCOLIEH”

scorpio: “Im a single bachelor and i like it”

sagittarius: “i would rub my body against that window”

aquarius: “if i had a house i would make every window glass”

capricorn: “IM GONNA DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE”

dan’s version: x

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Hairstyles and realizations

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kacchako comic thingy i was working on for a few weeks but was too lazy to finish *blushes* but I finally found the motivation! There’s a couple more pages but the whole tumblr limit thing made me have to chose the more important ones so thats why its a little choppy. D:  However, maybe in the future i’ll format it correctly and post the whole thing. 

congress on tumblr

paul ryan: interesting how all of you are now criticizing my healthcare proposal instead of obama’s despite the ACA having problems…just saying #vague #dont rb

bernie sanders: omg…just admit u hate the working class lmao. #capitalist parasites

paul ryan: i have done…so much..to help the working class. like you assume facts about me from one single post.

bernie sanders: i have receipts on your tax plan that benefits the rich though…

paul ryan (crytyping): ii litereally madde thtatt prroposal wheenn i was havigng a brekeajdown?? ggood tto see u dodnjt ccare abtt politiciaans wit h anxietyy :) #youre fuckigng blocked #im literally working on a helsthcare pproposal right now