me, crying: i just. i love *sniff* sungjong so much like. he’s just so beautiful inside and out and *sniff* and he just. makes me so happy because he’s always so *sniff* positive and he tries his best in everything and is so confident and *sniff* he tries to be cute and HE IS and i just. *sniff* i just love him a lot ok
i just spent 18 minutes watching this gorgeous man eat one of my favorite foods sooo deliciously, i just had to dedicate a shrine of a post to commemorate this joyous occasion.
I MEAN JUST LOOK AT HOW HAPPY THIS ADORABLE SQUIRREL IS AFTER SEEING FOOD. THIS IS LITERALLY ME, JUST LESS VIOLENT AND WAAAY CUTER.
even the way he says “thank you for the food!” kills me. ugh mama jin is so precious just end me now.
then this queen of the fluffiest of all the squirrels tries to show us how to eat jjajangmyun (korean black bean sauce noodles) like a cool guy
but all i can see is that jawline like W O W. as a mom of 6, you sure look mighty fine, jin mama. also, why are leather jackets a thing for bts? like does yoongi just lend erryone his leather jacket to DRIVE US INSANE? i want to burn that jacket FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYONE’S HEALTH AND WELL-BEING.
so i continue to watch and the action starts to pick up. the plot thickens as big mama jin prepares to take his first bite.
wait, what. you’re kidding right? you’re not actually going to shove that all in your mouth at once are you–
idk whether to be impressed or terrified by the powerful blackhole of a vaccuum that is jin’s mouth like HOW DID ALL OF THAT FIT?
it’s okay though, i don’t think i was the only one horrifyingly amazed because lo and behold, tae strides by like
“alright then. you go mama.”
but then he decides to give it a go and see how much he can stuff in his mouth too cuz hey, it should run in the genes right?
but then he’s like “ah screw it, i’m just gonna steal mom’s food.”
look at that sorrow on jin’s face. but like a true mother would, he bites his tongue down and sacrifices his precious food for his hungry baby bird. at least it’s only for one kid–
“WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? AND IF YOU SAY ‘FROM MY WOMB’ I WILL SHOVE YOUR CHOPSTICKS WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE, YA HEAR?”
“thanks ma, you da best.”
“leave or i will bite your thumb off.”
luckily child #1 kimtaetae comes back just in the nick of time, bearing a gift of atonement to calm mother jin’s rage
and he’s all "ah, i knew there was a reason why i chose you as my favorite. good work taetae.”
“wait wait wait, where do you think you’re going with that–”
“jimin says you’re on a diet. so i’ll drink this for you.”
“i hate you all.”
“whatever, i’m just gonna eat all my feels AND Y’ALL UNGRATEFUL RUGRATS CAN’T HAVE ANY SO HAH.”
lets take a moment to appreciate the line “i’m not gonna let an app decide who i love.” like….felix is probably doing this so cosima can have a lil fun, maybe get laid, nothing too full of commitment, yet cosima immediately jumps to the idea of love. she literally cannot fathom making any kind of connection with someone unless love is involved
Dan and Phil’s new app is literally the greatest thing ever. My brothers have no idea who they are (except i showed one of them the baking videos because he found them funny) and have never heard of the 7 second challenge, but i showed them the new app today and they loved it so much. we went to softball games tonight and they were showing it and playing it with every single kid there and laughing their heads off. Dan and Phil are so creative and amazing and im so proud of them
Hey, this isn't a request but I just wondered how you reveal the Poképals? Because I tend to use the mobile app but I never see the Pokémon after the text in your ask answers, so is your blog best viewed on a PC for gifs etc.? I love it btw! :D
honestly i have no idea :(( so many people have issues viewing the pokepals on the app and i dont know how to fix it im so sorry. but yeah pc would be the best way to view it. im sorry my blog is literally trash and im gonna deLETE!! also i love you okay thank you :((