im laughing so hard and i dont know why

3

so i started reading the Ron Chernow book and i just

FLORID COMPLEXION

he’s already naturally rosy cheeked, imagine if he gets flustered and laughs hard enough that he blushes im cryI N G

last thanksgiving I drew wizard from harvest moon in a modern setting drinking coffee so why not start a tradition of “white haired darker skinned dudes with white tattoos drinking coffee in the 21st century”. I present to u Fenris…probably listening to fall out boy.

4

the question I ask so often is “where did the minion memes originate”

but I mean look at this

not only are the jokes not funny but they make me physically cringe when I look at them

look at the 1st one: “survive” is capitalized for no apparent reason, the first “I” is lowercase but the second one is uppercase

look at the 2nd one: “don’t,” “me,” and “train” are all capitalized for no reason

look at the 3rd one: the first word of every line is capitalized ??????????

look at the 4th one: EVERY SINGLE WORD IS CAPITALIZED

maybe the question I should be asking is not “who invented the minion meme” but “who actually continues to make minion memes”

middle aged mothers post these on Facebook all the times but are middle aged mothers really this inconsistent in their grammar

honestly the minion memes baffle me

the minion memes were not started by anyone but rather they just descended from hell, a creation of Satan himself

i got caught lmao

well kinda… they put two and two together. 

i went into hot topic to actually BUY my bf that Marilyn Manson tank top. i decided i didnt want to steal it cause i already racked up close to a thousand at just that one store plus im sussed by the manager. well as soon as i walk in  the the door the manager is like “young lady imma have to escort you to the door, and i dont ever want to see you in my hot topic again, and i think you know why” i am shooketh. but i also literally dont give a fuck i tried so hard to not laugh in her face that it took her THIS long to figure it out. 

the funniest  joke in rvb
  • church: you dont suppose that sword is making him sick do you?
  • caboose: i dont see how he hasn't sneezed once
  • church: we dont know anything about it though, maybe it runs on radiation and its poisoning him
  • caboose: or, maybe it runs on solar power!
  • church: why would solar power make him sick?
  • caboose: is he a republican?

“Yeah?”
It was a lady and some guy. If I squinted hard enough the guy looked a lot like me. I laughed at my own joke when the lady broke though it.
“Charlie?”
“Who wants to know?”
“I’m Azura and that’s Riley.”
So?” I extended my hand, palm up. Like their names explained anything at all. The fuck were they on anyway?

How Many Off You Are In Here ?

MOVIE : MAZE RUNNER
RATING : OVERHEARD SMUT AND SOME SIGHTS

MINHO’S POV :

it was suspicious we all knew y/n our only girl was getting it on with someone we just didnt know who almost everyone had been questioned on the matter and we had a list of the top suspects

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1staz-kun  asked:

Can you do an imagine where Jumin finds out MC has been calling Zen daily while he is at work?(smut) Or Jumin and MC phone call?(sweet) I love your imagines btw~ ^-^ I hope this isn't weird...

Note: Thanks for your compliments and btw, guys, im not at home again so i cant find a chance to write imagines, im so sorry i will try to write all of them, thanks.

Since Seven works so much, you feel so alone at home and as your best friend Zen always calls you and you always call him too. He is nice, kind and everything. Even the hardest times he was with you when Seven couldnt.
You’re talking to him again, Seven’s at work.
“Yeah, sure you can come over, Zen.”
“Is it okay?”
“Seven wouldnt care, you know. He goes to work. He comes and sleeps. And I am just nothing.”
“Hey… If you feel like you are nothing to Seven, know that you are someone else’s everything. Whatever. Then im coming. Pizza?”
“YEAH BOY!”
“See youuuuuu!”
When Zen comes, you two start watchin movie while you are eating your pizzas. You laugh a lot you have fun a lot. Zen might look like a playboy but inside of him, you know him all too well and he is your best best best friend. You dont think anythin wrong whenever he gets close to you or something because Seven is always on your mind.
Also you text each other too. With all those morning messages and talks…
You two are having so much fun that you cant realize Seven is there and watching you. When you realize, you stop the movie and see how angry he is.
“Luciel…”
“Shut up.”
Then he moves so fast and punches Zen. You are so shocked that you cant move for a while. Zen is way stronger than Seven but he does nothing.
“HOW. CAN YOU. FLIRT. WITH MY. GIRLFRIEND?”
“IM DOING NOTHING WRONG SEVEN. SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND AND SINCE YOU DONT CARE HER, IM HER BEST FRIEND. OKAY?”
“I DO CARE ABOUT HER.”
“THEN TELL ME THE LAST TIME YOU KISSED HER.”
Then Seven suddenly stops and sees you crying. He tries to touch you but you dont let him.
“Look. Im going. And dont make her sad again, Seven.” says Zen and goes.
Seven talks without looking your face “When I hacked his phone and saw all messages with you and that he was here and… Im so sorry.”
“You hacked his phone?! Why the hell dont you trust me?”
“Please. Please dont do this I know that trustment is the most important thing to you but since I have to work so hard for a while, I missed you so much. And you were having fun with him. I saw your laugh after a long while. It was for him. And I got so mad and… Please dont leave me, okay? I will be back. There are better guys than me, like Zen. But please… dont leave me…”
You look at him with tears and hug him. “I wont leave you but understand me too. Understand how I’ve been alone. How I miss you even when you are with me. I love you Luciel. Id never leave you.”
He looks at you with tears and kisses you. And after that day, he never works till late times and stays by your side in case boys come and try to talk to you.

Note2: Hope you like it!