im lame but really do it


I… honestly am full of too much emotion right now to describe how this night made me feel, how this fucking incredibly kind and talented and sweet and considerate man made me feel tonight. (also big shoutout to @hikasho who let me scream with them and helped me keep my cool agdusjsg E im so fuckin glad i could share this experience with you!!!)

the show was UNBELIEVABLE, they were so into it and intense it was incredible, we met so many nice people and the bands they played with were out of this world, and i got the tour shirt!! AND THEY DID A DAVID BOWIE COVER WHICH KILLED ME INSTANTLY

meeting him was absolutely the most heartfelt and honest meeting ive ever had with someone I admire, hands down. there were autograph hounds waiting for him but he came out to see us anyway because he cares so so much about his fans, the people who care about him, and he took SO MUCH time with everyone?? like he was making actual conversation with us and making adorable monty python references, and he asked my pronouns unprompted!! that was incredibly important for me, that doesnt happen in my daily life and to have ezra, exhausted from an intense concert and putting all the gear away and still out talking with us at 1am, he took the time to ask right away what my pronouns were, and that will always be special to me. i almost wore the exact shirt hes wearing in the pics, and when i excitedly told him so he said “oh wow really? this is the first time ive worn it!” and he was just so happy and calm and sweet with us, and gave the BEST hugs on the entire planet, of that i am certain. and like i was there with E and it definitely seemed like he wanted to talk with us more, like he kinda lingered with us? and he gave me another hug and like grabbed my hand and held it softly and im so very compromised right now.

he also asked if id be at the show in san diego tomorrow and i said maybe, and he seemed so excited that i might go that it made my mind up right there, so i guess im seeing them again tomorrow XD i told him to drive safe down there, and then he asked me how i was getting there and told me to travel safe as well, and im just way too full of love and admiration and gratitude for this man. gah.

(in the last pic he said “lets make shapes with our hands like beasts” and i was like yes ezra of course lmao)

Jealous Newt is the best Newt (Newt X Reader)

Originally posted by hardyness

My first requester asked for a jealous Newt and something smutty. Second requester said back after I said I don’t write smut: tbh I found the simple idea of “a story where newt gets super jealous of this guy flirting with you” great? Maybe the reader doesn’t know that Newt is in love at this point and it could lead to something fluffy or to a kinda dramatic confession instead?

WARNINGS: HEAVY cinnamon spice, but no sinnamon spice ;) BADUM TISH, okay sorry that was lame.


There was an indescribable pain in Newt’s heart. He couldn’t tell if it was physical or mental or maybe both, but it hurt. Like a shock or someone stabbing his heart with a needle.

The pain only came when he saw you around with other guys. And especially if another guy flirted with you.

Newt knew it was silly to feel jealous, you two weren’t even together, as far as he was aware, you thought of him as just a good friend. He also felt bad for the possessive feeling. You were entitled to flirt and talk to whoever you jolly well pleased.

It was one particular bad night for Newt when you and him had gone out to a bar. You looked irresistible all glamed up and most every man in the bar seemed to think so too.

Newt sat drinking in complete silence and pain as man after man came up to you and tried to buy you a drink.

He watched one particular man, tall and handsome, flirt with you. The handsomer the man was, the more Newt got jealous.

“I’d love to get to know you,” the man said, smirking and gently playing with your hair.

You pulled back, playfully flirting along. “Is that all you’d like to get to know?” You gave him a sly look.

The man grinned a not very nice grim, according to Newt. Newt frowned hard. He shouldn’t be here. But he also wanted to keep an eye on you and make sure you didn’t get yourself hurt. “Maybe you should stop by my place so I can get to know better?” He said seductively, his voice raspy and low.

You pushed him away and then winked at him. “Nice try, ace, maybe next time,” you chuckled, turning away from him. You made your way back to Newt, who was still frowning. “Are you alright, Newt?”

Newt pushed his drink back. “Ma-maybe we should go home…” He mumbled, his hands twitching as he fumbled with his napkin, folding it into some kind of origami.

You shrugged. “Yeah, okay, I’m kinda sick of these jerks anyway,” you said, standing up and glaring at the men around.

Newt likewise stood up, a little more pathetically and less graceful. He reached for your hand and pulled you out of the bar, using quick sharp strides. “Let’s go home,” he agreed briskly.

Newt didn’t let go of your hand, but kept dragging you along in a sort of hurried manner. “Newt, slow down, why are you in such a hurry? Why are you so tensed? What’s wrong?” You demanded, finally catching up with the fast strides.

“That’s three questions, I’m only answering one,” Newt replied back absentmindedly. He hated answering questions. He much preferred slithering out of them.

“Wait what?!”

“Yes in deed. That’s your question answered.”

“No wait, that wasn’t my question!”

“You said wait what. That’s a question.”

You opened your mouth in rejection and then closed your mouth, trying to figure Newt out.

Newt didn’t let go of your hand until the two of you were safely back at the Goldstein sister’s apartment. You shared the apartment with the sisters and Newt was only there because he had nowhere to stay and at any rate he spent 90% of his time in his suitcase.

Newt quietly walked to his room, but you followed him, demanding to know more.

His room was tidy and clean, his bed made and his suitcase right next to it. You had never been into his room and you were surprised how not trashed it was, since his shed was trashed. “Newt, are you jealous?” You finally asked Newt, staring at him with a hard look.

Newt looked at you sheepishly, while he took his coat off and his vest. Loosening his shirt he grumbled, “I don’t know what you mean…”

You watched him sit on his bed and take off his shoes. You could see his fine collarbones in the dim room. You slowly walked over to him and sat beside him. “Why are you jealous?” you asked softly, already gathering what his answer would be.

Newt sighed, running his hand through his hair and avoiding eye contact. “B-because… I fancy you… a great deal and I don’t think you’re aware of how… attractive you are and how… I feel when… better looking men try to flirt with you…” Newt paused and then gave you a small lopsided smile. “I, uh, am slightly tipsy so I don’t know whether I’m making sense or not…”

You looked at him. He was slightly tipsy, you could tell, but at the same time you could see the pain in his eyes. He probably wouldn’t have been able to confess anything had he not been intoxicated. “I never cared for them anyway. They’re annoying…” You fidgeted with your hands. “The truth is… I, uh, fancy you too… what those men said to me, it doesn’t bother me.“

Newt gently put his hands around your waist. “Those men have no right to say anything like that… I should be the only one allowed to call you love, love…”

You looked at him again, mildly surprised by his sudden chance in posture. But you didn’t mind, what he said turned you on. “Newt…” You whispered quietly.

The next seconds were a blur, as Newt’s lips were on you and the subtle taste of alcohol filled your mouth. You were slightly aware of your hands shooting up to Newt’s disheveled hair.

Newt grabbed your waist and gently threw you onto your back. Hovering above you, Newt said quietly into your ear, “Who’s the only one who can kiss you like this?” His mouth landed on your jawline, giving you small kisses.

You gave a little gasp. “Uh… Y-you…” You whimpered quietly. You realized your hands were moving on their own again and were finishing unbuttoning Newt’s cotton shirt.

“I’m sorry, I don’t think I heard you correctly?” Newt replied. He slowly forced opens your legs and slithered in between them, lowing himself down onto you and burring his face into your neck laying soft kisses on your bare neck.

“Y-you…!” You whimpered again, a little louder but not wanting to wake anyone else in the house.

You felt Newt’s hand rubbing your thigh. “Who’s the only man who can touch you like this?” Newt quietly demanded, slowly teasing you.

You gave out a strained noise, a burning sensation starting to form. You wrapped your arms around Newt’s back and pressed your mouth against Newt’s bare shoulder trying to muffle the noise coming from your mouth.

“C'mon, baby, don’t be shy,” Newt murmured into your ear. His breathing tickled your skin and made you shiver beneath him.

“N-Newt,” you moaned as he attacked your neck, forming a round red mark.

“What’s that? Say it louder, love…” Newt continued to tease you. He knew you wanted more. Much more, but he had patience.

you dug your nails into his back. “P-please… N-Newt…” You stuttered out, your voice only barely louder than the first plead.

Newt’s hand massage on your thigh grew a little harder, making your skin burn. “Say that again, this time try and—”

“NEEWTT! PLEASE!” You shrieked out loud, finally giving up on being quiet for the sake of others. You were basically now in tears wanting more than just kisses and thigh massages. “I-I’M YOURS!”

Newt looked a little startled at your audacity to finally stop being so shy and quiet. But he smiled down, gently planting a kiss on your mouth. “There it is… that’s my girl.”

Newt decided to join Queenie for breakfast today, since she often ate alone and Newt was feeling fantastic, aside from a minor headache.

“Hullo, Queenie, do you have anything for a hangover?” Newt asked, stumbling into the kitchen.

Queenie was at the table and was reading the paper. “Why should I help you?” She asked, raising an eyebrow.

Newt looked confused. Queenie was a morning person and was always bubbly in the morning. “What?” Newt asked completely baffled.

Queenie smirked. An unusually dark smirk. Newt was becoming uneasy. “Don’t act so innocent, Mr. Scamander. You and Y/N kept me up WAAAY past my bedtime with your little party!”

THE END!!! Hope you liked it even though it was so long, lol! This was pretty spicy, did ya like it?

bed sharing au’s bc who doesnt like their otp sharing a small intimate warm and cosy place:

  • ‘you’re staying with us while your mum’s away and every night you sleep walk into my bed and i can’t bring myself to kick you out because you’re adorable as all hECk and i’ve never slept so good’ au
  • ‘we’re roommates and we’ve barely interacted so far but one night there’s a thunderstorm and i’m a serious astraphobic and come into your room shaking bc i dont know what else to do and you lull me to sleep by stroking my hair and softly ranting about niccolo machiavelli’ au
  • ‘we’re on a roadtrip with some friends and we have to share a hotel room and there’s only one bed and a whole lot of sexual tension’ au
  • ‘you’re pretending to be my significant other so my mum gets off my case only she’s assuming we’re going to be sleeping in the same bed together oh dear’ au
  • ‘i offer you my bed to sleep in bc our respective roommates are getting it on in your room and take the sofa to sleep on only i wake up back in my bed with your tiny body wrapped around me and damn me if it isn’t the cutest thing i’ve ever seen’ au
  • ‘we’re stuck in a log cabin overnight during a snowstorm bc of some stupid school team building exercise and it’s freEzing and I can’t sleep and you can hear me shivering in the next bed so you pick me up and dump in your bed and good grief you are hot in every sense of the word’ au
  • ‘my roommate told you to crash in her room during a party that you’re not really in the mood for but you end up in my bed bc she’d switched the room signs over that morning so people would stop having sex in her room only now the party’s over and i can’t bring myself to kick you out bc you look so peaceful and cute and also bc people are sTiLl having sex in her room so i climb into the bed with you and man you smell so. good.’ au

things ilvermorny students have said

- “You know what’s really heart healthy?” a pukwudgie asks their wampus friend “what?” “cock” they deadpan

- “Don’t worry she has a heart, she’s a pukwudgie after all” “no i have poisonous arrows, after all”

- “You two use all these big words on purpose, you think I don’t know what they mean but I do, so fuck that” a wampus to their horned serpent and thunderbird friends

- “what kind of a name is pukwudgie?” “you wanna go??? I’ll kick your ass”

- “wampus??? really, that’s kinda lame” “fuck you”

- “I thought pukwudgies were suppose to be nice?” “I thought you were suppose to have a brain”

- “you see that devil snake over there?” “she’s a wampus” “no she’s a devil snake, I know what im saying”

- “Hey i really like soul music, haha get it because I’m a thunderbird” a chorus of get the fuck outs and boos can be heard across the school

- “i’m not being pretentious” a horned serpent says to their wampus buddy “no one uses ‘pugnacious’ on a daily basis, you nerd”

- “hey, what do you get if a vampire bites a wampus in latin?” asked a horned serpent probably “i don’t care” “a wampire, haha get it?” “no”

- “Every day is an adventure” a thunderbird at 5am “what the fuck is wrong with you?” the entire school asks

- “eat your fucking breakfast, you keep skipping meals because you’re always trying to get yourself killed in this godforsaken school, well not today” a pukwudgie to a thunderbird one day

- “hey are you a wampus, because your body is getting my blood pumping?” “that was so bad” “i know”

okay but how about an AU where Keith is a magician. not one of those lame ones you hire for kid’s parties. he’s like the cirque de soleil of magicians. he doesn’t need cheap tricks because he’s probably actually magic. lance is burdened with taking his little siblings to what he thinks is gonna be a boring show with tricks even he could do but instead he watches this mystery man in a sparkling red jacket do tricks that actually boggle his mind. nobody knows the magician’s real identity, and we watch lance pine after him for ages until a big reveal that mystery magic man is actually keith kogane, his friend who’s been pining after him for ages. lance is just like “i should’ve known, that magician had white fingerless gloves.” they kiss, and suddenly mystery magician man starts bringing his “lovely assistant” on-stage during his shows and it’s so clear that they’re totally in love

I Should Hate You But For Some Reason I Can't

AN- For princess-of-purgatory-and-bass….I hope you enjoy it:)

 (If you dont like it, or it’s not what you wanted, just let me know and I’ll rewrite it)

((( I decided to do this one so you didn’t have to wait until I finished all the stormy nights imagines….and Im really sorry for the slow updates, between the technical issues and my family having me run around, I haven’t had much time today.)) 

 Do it for him. You thought as you watched the amount on the computer go up….and up and up. You felt your heart slowly breaking as the numbers began to slow to a number too high. Do it for him.


Your hands shook lightly as you dug into your bag and slowly took out the money. There goes my paycheck.

“Thank you for shopping at Jet. Please come again soon,” the cashier said boredly as she handed me my change along with my receipt. You smiled weakly as you accepted the coins and your receipt, dropping them in your purse and lifting all the bags into your arms.

Rushing, you made your way back home, where you dropped the bags onto the floor. You sighed in content as the heavy weight was removed from your arms and onto the floor instead. Before you got lazy, you began unpacking, throwing the plastic bags away and tucking the groceries neatly into a large box.

“There’s five left…” 

You gnawed on the inside of your lip as you decided to deal with it later. Taping the box closed, you pushed it into the broom closet with huff. 


Your eyes widened as Tim’s voice rang out and you scarmbled to meet him.

“Happy birthday!” You exclaimed as you tackled the unsuspecting boy into a bear hug. You heard him say something that sounded like, “Itsh nut muh buthduy.”

“What?” He pushed you away as sucked in a breath before talking, “Its not my birthday. Not yet anyways. Not until tonight.”

You rolled your eyes, “Tim, the whole day is your birthday.”

“Well, not necessarily. See-”

“Tim, the whole day is your birthday…and you know what happens on your birthday? You get presents!” You squealed as you pulled him into the living room and pushed him down on the couch before running to you room and getting the small blue box. Just as fast, you returned to a seated Tim and practically threw the present at him.

With an uncertain look, he pulled the bow loose and lifted the lid. “Oh, thanks Y/N…what is it?”

“Its makeup…you know…to cover the bruises and scratches.”


“Tim, you’re not supposed to like it. No one ever like birthday gifts they dont want.”

“Oh, good. I was afraid you’d get upset.”

You giggled before gently taking the box away from him and grabbing his hands to oull him up. “Ok, so I wanted to wait until after dinner, but Im probably more excited than you are. Come on!”

You pulled him to the closet you had deserted only minuets before. With a grin you pushed him close to the door and stood back. He looked at the door for a second before looking at you. 

“You painted the door?” He asked, feigning excitement.

“No, you dork, look inside.”

He opened the door and spotted the large box. He pointed to it and you nodded before he dragged it out in one swift movement. He peeled back the tape almost as quickly and you realized, that deep down, he was just as excited as you were.

“Coffe beans?” He question as he held up a bag.

“Starbucks Meduim Rost Whole Bean coffee beans.”

“Really?!” He asked elatedly. You nodded, “42 bags.”

He stared at the bag in his hands for a second before suddenly standing and pulling you into a tight hug. You felt him smile into your neck as you laughed.

“Y/N, I love you. No one’s given me a present like this in years.” You pulled away slightly, “Not true. Damian and I picked out a gift on behalf of your family.”

“Another gift?” You smiled and nodded your head towards the shelf in the closet. He grinned at you before pulling away and reaching for the red box on the shelf.



“Y/N, you let Damian pick this,” Tim said as he held up a white build-a-bear dressed as Red Robin, but in the colors of Robin.

“Press his paw.”

When he did, Damian’s voice sounded from the bear, listing the reasons why Tim wasnt so terrible.

“I feel like I should hate you, but for some reason I cant.”

I actually hit 2k followers on bOTH tumblr and twitter simultaneously over the weekend and I still can’t believe so many (4k????? h ow omg i ca nt bel ie ve honestly) of y’all are willing to follow my lame trash art c rie s :’)) I just really wanted to thank everyone who follows this meme artist, like honestly bless your soul you perfect angels, y’all are always brightening up every one of my days with your amazing tag messages and cute asks and support and goSH I will love every single of you for eternity!! You guys are my hopes, my angels, and I love you all dearly, very much so! <3

If I were to be very honest, even though I only had my art blogs for a few months, this was a very long journey- but in the best way possible. I met so many amazing people, so many beautiful souls, so many kind hearts. So I just really wanted to single out a few people who truly helped me so much through life- you guys never fail to put the biggest smile on my face and I love you guys so, so, so much that I don’t even know how my heart can handle it tbh :’)

@astro-child : SHANEL shANel!!!! my amazing wife and sunshine angel o m gO S H how do I even start this???? You’re so sweet and kind and amazing that you make my heart ache in a reALLY GOOD WAY, and your writing style is honestly so captivating and magical that it makes my head spin so much like how does such a talented person exist???? You are my angel, my cinnamon roll, my precious wife, the ji to my kook, the yoon to my seok, and I will love you until the end of eternity ;u; I don’t know how I even lived without you in my life, or how I was even given the chance to meet such a wonderful person (i seriously must have saved the entire world from destruction in my past life hehe)- you’ve supported and loved me so much and I truly do not deserve you my amazing sunshine wife!! /hugs you tightly/ i can literally go on and on and never stop but the point of the story is that I LOVE U V MUCH SHANELLL!! :’) ♡ ♡ ♡

@jungflowery : holds your face gently lisTEN REE YOU AMAZING PERSON YOU, everything that you have ever said to me is literal gold okay like I treasure our conversations v much and I love how amazingly sweet and funny you are, and I still remember meeting you for the first time through my inbox and immediately knowing that you were such a beautiful and amazing person :’) I always feel so energized when I talk with you, and your writing is so so beautiful and I will always cherish you my wonderful soulmate!!

@cinny-min : CINCINCINCIN OMG FAM you art is so fre aking ador a b le and every single time you post new art I am literally blown away c ries on my face :”)) you always send me memes and funny bangtan stuff and aMAZINGLY CUTE lil comments and I see them when I’m running to class and I literally have to stop and wheeze in the middle of the hallway because you’ve literally made my entire day with a meme and a comment, that’s how precious you are to me okay??? ilu cinbean!! ♡

@miss-fire-rose : AJ OMG!!! I feel so so grateful that we’ve become friends!! You’re so kind and sweet and you always make me feel so happy with your cute Pokemon drawings and lil memes and gifs you send me :’)) You are so precious and amazing, and I hope you know how much I appreciate you!!!! Thank you for befriending this beansprout!! hehe  ♡ ♡

@memefont : ryou omg okay let me start with this: YOU’RE SO FREAKING TALENTED OKAY??? Please realize it, because you are!!! You’re such a kind person, and you never ever deserve to feel sad, ever. Thank you for always being so kind and outgoing and sweet and accepting of me, I will always cherish you forever hehe  ♡ ♡ Thank you for always supporting me, and I will be sure to support you all the way!!!

@jimineh : JIA YOU PRECIOUS KIND PERSON!!!! You are so so so sweet with an amazing taste for music, and I’m so glad to have gotten to know you jia!! I literally felt my heart go into my throat when you sang me that precious birthday song, I almost cried :’)) You are too precious, too kind for this world my smol unnie, and I hope you have many great days to come!!! Thank you for always supporting me, ilu!!

@snowyowl119 : VIVIAN!!! (can i call u vi hehe) your art is literally so amazing, I can’t even comprehend how you do it. Your realism is literally on point, and you’re such an amazing and kind person!! Thank you for always leaving cute lil things in my askbox, you always make my day when you do  ♡ Bless you for always supporting me, I couldn’t ask for a better friend hehe ♡ ♡ 

@floofybts : kATIE!! ok so o I know we know each other irl but I never see you anymore (cries) bc our school is too darn big so I’ll just say it here!! First of all, I’m so so so grateful for all the support you’ve given me o mg you’re literally the reason why I started this blog, and why it exists to this day. You’ve given me so much support and love when I was super insecure about my art, and you’ve always defended my tired sleepy ass every time I got dragged in the gym because I was swinging my hockey stick with my eyes closed after an allnighter hehe :’)) Thank you for always being here for me, and for always making my day ♡ I LOVE U KATIE!!!

@asteraw : DABBIE!!! omg haha ik we know each other irl too, BUT you moved away and now the class is quiet and sad and I’m quieter and sadder :’(( the kpop squad misses you so much!!!! but, I digress! I remember I first told you about my blog during that painful summer at that even more painful institution, and you’ve always supported me ever since!! I’ve come so far because of you, and I can’t thank you enough ;u; I love your art so much, and I can’t believe I’m friends with such a talented person cr i es :’)) I LOVE U DEBB!!! LETS MEET UP AGAIN SOMETIME OK :’((

Now onto the rest of this lil follower forever!! These are just all the people who make me smile every time I see them on my dash- they’re all such amazingly talented people and I love them all dearly!!

treasured mutuals (twitter mutuals too!) = bold
favorites = italics

# - D

@9597bangtan @97x95 @asteraw @astro-child @asteryskrainie @bangtan @bangtanobssessed @bangts @berry-happy-tokki @busan-brats @busanie @buymewhales @bwipsul​  @chimchams @cinnamonbyun @cinny-min @daeguboy @debrenner

E - K

@eruzayne @eto-draws @floofybts @flowerboyscouts @frankkastled @hobiandsuga @hobicakes @hobily @iamadreameater @iezz-art @iliketoothpaste @jajeon @jeonheart @jikookiejar @jimineh @jimins-taesty-kookie @jjks @jungflowery @kattealin

L - S

@lanxin @maengion @memefont @milksyub​ @miss-fire-rose @mytaeddy @neverbefake @noej @pershunn @raliryx @refrainbow @renkarts @runnxgun @sirtae @snowyowl119 @sugaspun @susurru @syubprince

T - Y

@taetaetown @taethereal @taettoo @ttae@whyparkjimin@xjdifyx @yeoongi @yoonihun @yung-jongin

(if i didn’t put you as a mutual/on this list and you are my mutual, i am so sorry and please tell me!!! i’ll fix it right away ;u; )

y’all are so great, thank you so much for making these last few months the best months of my life!!!! ilu guys!!


partially inspired by another post I can’t find anymore and also I was kinda sick of all the shipping wars…there’s enough Rhys for everybody, okay??? so shh

also this was my first time using Manga Studio so the coloring and inks look all really different cause I’m still in the process of getting used to it but it’s so much nicer than PS aaah

anonymous asked:

How do you get your followers to talk to you? I'm so lonely D:






Originally posted by mouhaha88

misspeggy-longleggy  asked:

Ooo That was such a cute ask~ What if you and V were photographers together tho? What would that be like? ^_^


  • a lot of me buying starbucks i already know it
  • i know V’s coffee order by heart but he usually has to text me the size he wants
  • “today’s a venti kind of day”
  • “big spender”
  • probably lots of my lugging around all of his equipment and like, holding the flash for him and shit
  • makes me wake up ridiculously early and i hat e him for it
  • driving to remote ass places to get certain pictures
  • he probably has some lame nickname for me like grasshopper and im just ??? why are you like this,

omg this would actually be a really cute fic now that i think about it. MC studying under the master photographer V, and they grow really close and there are moments when they catch V snapping pics of them and,..,, im EMO NOW,,, dkskds i should write this