im lame

jungkook in the gym
  • jimin: you're working out too much, take a break will you
  • jungkook: no, i need to build my stamina more. that way ill last longer
  • jimin: why? are you gonna join olympics or something?
  • jungkook: no, im doing this for you. so i can last a little longer in bed
  • jimin: sTOP

You know it would be pretty scary if my family even had to ask if I was in my bedroom . Of course I am. Where else would I be? Outside ? The club? With friends ? LOL.
If I got a text saying hey are you in your bedroom I would know instantly :
Ah, yes I must have a doppelgänger wandering around outside that my dear father has spotted, it seems I have found myself in some sort of horror tale!
How delightfully creepy! Wait no - that says chat stories wtf why is she chatting with her dad?????