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KNB x NBA

 Ok, I’m just going to throw a wild card out here and analyze the current placement of Kurobasu. Normally, I was expecting the choices to be based on colour or personality, but when Akashi came out I was completely thrown off. I think there is a clear pattern for why they were placed on this teams though.

My theory is they’re being placed into the teams where the greatest NBA legends are born (because they are the GOM so the teams have to be legendary too??). BUT! It’s more than just aesthetics! (I’m sorry Akashi, but the yellow jersey isn’t your color :-/ ) I think the GOM-Legend matchup is more on their playing styles!

So they’re not totally random! Then again, I could be overthinking things. If I am, this is probably a short rant of an obsessed KNB fan ^u^?

ANYWAY, Here’s the roster so far:

1. Kagami - Chicago Bulls
Michael freaking Jordan started from the Chicago Bulls. Kagami wears Jordans.
Also, have you seen this man jump? There’s a reason why Mike’s #1. He can jump crazy high and his drive to become the best is what put him at. the. top.
Michael Jordan wasn’t only amazing in terms of offense, his size allowed him to be a great defender too. 


2. Kuroko - San Antonio Spurs

Have you guys heard of Tim Duncan? No? Well let me introduce you to the man Shaquille O’Neal called “The Big Fundamental” and the one who placed the Spurs on the map. Let me tell you that name wasn’t born without a reason.
He plays similarly to Kuroko - in the sense that his plays are more quiet and a little “vanilla” unlike the other more flashy legends. He lacked a “style” in a sense, but not having one was his style! His style was consistent and amazingly persistent - often perceived as “boring” by some, but it was perfect for masking his individuality on the court. No one could pinpoint just Duncan. He had a very sneaky playing style - amazing footwork that allowed him to dance around his opponents. Literally, he was the perfect shadow.


3. Midorima - Boston Celtics
OK, first things first: makes sense because of two things: GREEN EVERYWHERE and the symbol is the leprechaun, a symbol of good luck!

Next, other than this lining up perfectly, let me tell you folks about Larry Bird, one of the greatest legends of all time (my idol tbh and a legend alongside Magic Johnson). Larry Bird is well known for having one of the quickest shot releases of all time. His shots could go past any defender. By the time they saw him shoot, the ball had already left his hands. Let me say again, he is one of the greatest shooters of all time.

Why not Curry and his amazing three pointers? Stephen Curry is only 6′3″! Larry Bird had a build that towers at 6′9″, he nailed the shots each time, and he’s in green too. Go figure. (There are other great Celtics like Paul Pierce or Bill Russell but I love Larry Bird OK)

4. Akashi - LA Lakers
Why not Sacramento Kings or a team that’s totally red? I thought he would be because Kings = Emperor or something. But, this makes more sense. The LA Lakers had several legends but I think the key player here is Magic Johnson. Johnson is one of the greatest Point Guards of All time and is a name that runs in every basketball nut’s household. He wasn’t just incredibly skilled, he made the plays that brought the trophy home. He virtually improved all the players around with each pass or move. Each pass and set was calculated - surprising many of his opponents! In a way, his plays brought a little magic to the court, hence the name. He was one of the few players in all of history who could not only play all roles, but DOMINATE EACH ONE. He was THE PLAYMAKER, THE MASTERMIND, THE KING ON THE COURT. If you’re looking for a player with irl Emperor’s Eye, Magic Johnson is the player with that exact ability.

Also, he and Larry Bird’s rivalry is one of the greatest in NBA history too! (Like the competitiveness between Akashi and Midorima)

Unrevealed so far and my predictions:
Murasakibara -
Houston Rockets (Possibly Yao Ming)
<3 Kise <3 - Golden State Warriors (Possibly Stephen Curry)
Aomine - Cleveland Cavaliers/Miami Heat (Possibly Lebron James)


But these ARE JUST MY THOUGHTS AND IN NO WAY AM I A DECISION MAKER FOR WHAT THEY ACTUALLY DECIDE!  Just trying to understand why they’re in the teams they are now huhu

If y’all have any thoughts or other predictions that might be even better, i’m totally open to hearing them!! XD I’ll probably upd8 this every time they release a new one X3 or keep my thoughts to myself

GOM + Kagami Ticklish Headcanons

Kuroko: Not ticklish at all. Everyone thinks he’s lying, but when they try to tickle him he stares at them with a blank expression until they stop. 

Murasakabara: When asked if he’s ticklish, he shrugs and says “not sure”. But when someone tries to test if he is, they get a hand to the forehead, holding them back at arms-length. Eventually they are forced to admit defeat (although most decide to think that he is ticklish, since he seems to be hiding something)

Aomine: Mildly ticklish, but not in the uncontrollable-giggly way, more in the shriek-and-jump-the-hell-away sort of way, especially when poked in the ribs. (Hence why Kuroko’s side-jabs work so well on him.)

Kise: Not ticklish, but openly wishes he was because he thinks it’s a cute and endearing trait. This remark is usually met with death glares from his teammates, current and former, who are actually ticklish.

Midorima: Ticklish as fuck. Everywhere is a tickle spot, which is why he tries to avoid physical contact as much as he can. It’s is darkest secret. (Lord help him when Takao finds out)

Akashi: Claims to only be ticklish in one spot (it’s the bottom of his feet, and the only person who knows this was his mother) Both his current and former teammates have never been brave enough to try and find out where it is for themselves. 

Kagami: Very ticklish, but denies it at all costs, usually complete with a red face and stammered remarks. (Another victim of the Kuroko side-jab, and just as effective as it is with Aomine)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KUROKO \o/ (31/1/2016)

Kuroko’s birthday before entering Seirin would have been absolute horrible and look at him now, his friends are with him and he is part of the greatest team and… He is so incredible :’V

  • Kise: Aominecchi, look at Akashicchi. He's throwing away all the love letters he got.
  • Aomine: Wow. He got a lot.
  • Kuroko: *approaches Akashi*
  • Kuroko: Don't you think it's cruel to just throw them away like that?
  • Akashi: Why do you even care, Tetsuya? It's not like you wrote them.
  • Kuroko: I did, you bastard.
  • Kise: Aren't you concerned?
  • Kuroko: About what?
  • Kise: Kagamicchi's gay... So, he's homosexual. Other male might get interested to him. You know, like Aominecchi.
  • Aomine: I'm offended.
  • Kuroko: I'm not concerned regarding that.
  • Kise: Why not?
  • Kuroko: Because he's Kuroko-sexual only.
  • Kagami: *clutches heart* Kuroko...
  • Aomine & Kise: ...