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GOM + Kagami Ticklish Headcanons

Kuroko: Not ticklish at all. Everyone thinks he’s lying, but when they try to tickle him he stares at them with a blank expression until they stop. 

Murasakabara: When asked if he’s ticklish, he shrugs and says “not sure”. But when someone tries to test if he is, they get a hand to the forehead, holding them back at arms-length. Eventually they are forced to admit defeat (although most decide to think that he is ticklish, since he seems to be hiding something)

Aomine: Mildly ticklish, but not in the uncontrollable-giggly way, more in the shriek-and-jump-the-hell-away sort of way, especially when poked in the ribs. (Hence why Kuroko’s side-jabs work so well on him.)

Kise: Not ticklish, but openly wishes he was because he thinks it’s a cute and endearing trait. This remark is usually met with death glares from his teammates, current and former, who are actually ticklish.

Midorima: Ticklish as fuck. Everywhere is a tickle spot, which is why he tries to avoid physical contact as much as he can. It’s is darkest secret. (Lord help him when Takao finds out)

Akashi: Claims to only be ticklish in one spot (it’s the bottom of his feet, and the only person who knows this was his mother) Both his current and former teammates have never been brave enough to try and find out where it is for themselves. 

Kagami: Very ticklish, but denies it at all costs, usually complete with a red face and stammered remarks. (Another victim of the Kuroko side-jab, and just as effective as it is with Aomine)

  • Kise: Aren't you concerned?
  • Kuroko: About what?
  • Kise: Kagamicchi's gay... So, he's homosexual. Other male might get interested to him. You know, like Aominecchi.
  • Aomine: I'm offended.
  • Kuroko: I'm not concerned regarding that.
  • Kise: Why not?
  • Kuroko: Because he's Kuroko-sexual only.
  • Kagami: *clutches heart* Kuroko...
  • Aomine & Kise: ...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KUROKO \o/ (31/1/2016)

Kuroko’s birthday before entering Seirin would have been absolute horrible and look at him now, his friends are with him and he is part of the greatest team and… He is so incredible :’V

  • Kise: Aominecchi, look at Akashicchi. He's throwing away all the love letters he got.
  • Aomine: Wow. He got a lot.
  • Kuroko: *approaches Akashi*
  • Kuroko: Don't you think it's cruel to just throw them away like that?
  • Akashi: Why do you even care, Tetsuya? It's not like you wrote them.
  • Kuroko: I did, you bastard.
So... Who broke it?
  • Akashi: Okay... Who broke it?
  • Everyone: ...
  • Akashi: I'm not mad. I just want to know.
  • Midorima: I.. I did broke it.
  • Akashi: No, no, you didn't. Aomine?
  • Aomine: Don't look at me. Look at Kagami.
  • Kagami: What? I didn't break it.
  • Aomine: Huh? That's weird. How'd you even know it's broken? Suspicious.
  • Kagami: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
  • Murasakibara: If it matters, or maybe not, Kisechin was the last one to use it.
  • Kise: LIAR! I don't even drink coffee!
  • Murasakibara: Eeeh? But I saw you. What were you doing by the coffee earlier then?
  • Kise: Duh, it was close to the mirrors and I just had to check myself.
  • Midorima: Let's not fight. Akashi, let me just pay for-
  • Akashi: No. Who broke it?
  • Aomine: ... Akashi, Tetsu's been awfully quiet.
  • Kuroko: Really now.
  • Everyone: *started bickering*
  • Akashi: ...
  • Akashi, to himself: I broke it. I burnt my hand so I punched it.
  • Akashi: ....
  • Akashi: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be each others' throats.
  • Akashi: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.