there’s all this drama going on about taylor swift and maybe i’m just petty but i feel so alive :’) i’ve always thought of her as a hypocrite who got famous off talking shit about her exes and promoting her fake-ass feminism, and it is so satisfying to see all these people coming together to expose her for what she is.
One morning, Yao tries to show how he cares about Alfred by repeating a famous apocryphal gesture from his own history. Alfred responds enthusiastically, though not exactly in the way Yao had intended. Canonverse, AmeChu with Aromantic!China.
Warnings: Brief dismemberment, mentions of past violence, profanity (overall nothing too intense tho haha fairly minor)
Additional Tags: Humor, friendship, Cuddling, Chinese History, queerplatonic relationships
Last week was a tough week so I stopped drawing, but I needed to get back on the horse and make something so here’s a thing! :) It took WAY longer than I thought it would and it’s kind of a day late, but I did it!
phan hc where one of them has like the most intense orgasm ever like the kind most people dream about
As you didn’t specify i’ll write itttt
(I got a little carried away oops)
+It wasn’t often that they fought, but when they did, make up sex was completely there.
+Rough, raw and pent up frustration was always there and made it even more satisfying once they finally made up, but this time it wasn’t like that. At all.
+Dan laid there clothless and hard, waiting for it, the desperation, the need that was usually there in this situations, but this time it didn’t come. Instead of hands griping his hips and teeth bruising skin, there were fingers caressing his sides and lips dancing slowly on his own.
+Before Dan could ask Phil what was he doing, a moan of his own interrupted his thoughts as Phil hands slowly, painfully slowly, moved up his chest and grazed his nipples. Their joined lips were moving almost lazily and Dan didn’t understood quite well why it felt so right even though it was so different.
+ Phil hands traveled all over Dan body gently, touching every little piece of skin and Dan shivered at the touch. The need of pushing his body against Phil’s was consuming him, he had never felt so desperate for something.
+Phil ground in a manner that felt almost languidly, making Dan whine against Phil lips in protest. The older just gripped his wrists, pinning them to the bed and moved his mouth lower were he knew his boyfriend was most sensitive, and bit where he knew he should. Thats were it all went down for Dan.
+ His breath caught in his throat and his feet went flat on the bed. He tried to move upwards to meet his boyfriend body but he couldn’t, Phil grip on his wrists tightened as he bit even harder, but still horribly and tragically slow.
+ It was all just so intense, and Dan felt no right in moving, Phil had somehow the complete control over his body in a way he had never felt before.
+ Phil started grinding their naked bodies together in time with the sucks he made all over Dan neck, and his hands moved to intertwine his fingers with his lover’s and pushing them even more against the bed.
+ Dan noices starting increasing as his boyfriend’s movements started to speed. His toes were curling and he was almost gone when he heard Phil’s quiet grunts of pleasure.
+ Dan needed-no- craved to touch Phil. To dig his nails against his back, all over his hair, pull him closer. To put his legs around his waist and pull their erections even more together and reaching their release together. Everything just felt so intense.
+ Phil seemed to have read his thoughts because he let go of Dan hands to put his forearms on each side of Dan face and managed to grind even harder against him. Dan took this as a permission and soon one hand was gripping Phil hair to pull so he could bring their mouths together.
+ As Dan moved his legs around Phil waist and pulled him closer, their kiss gradually stopped as the movements increased. They were panting and moaning against each other’s mouths as their hips ground against each other in a desperate and fast way.
+ Dan felt his release closer and closer. He arched his back and pulled Phil face even more against his. Dan ground fast and desperately and with every movement a tiny whine escaped his lips, his eyes shut close together- he was there- he was there- he was there-
+ He pulled Phil closer and closer, his noices sounding almost pathetic but he was so, so close and this felt so, so good his arms started shaking and he let loud breathing noices and close- Phil- close- Phil!
+ And suddenly, his whole body tensed, his thights contracted and fell from were they were on Phil waist as his eyes rolled back, he dug his toes into the bed as they curled, his body shook once violently and he came all over his and his boyfriend chests. He was seeing stars.
+ Phil felt his boyfriend release and followed right after. A loud groan leaving his lips as he ground hard for the last time on his boyfriend body, his shoulders tensing and his hands dug into fists, letting a loud breath through his nose and rolling his eyes as he came on his boyfriend.
+ They both collapsed on their backs alongside each other. None said anything, Dan still having aftershocks from the immense amount of pleasure that was circulating and leaving through his body and uncounciously letting small breathy whines leave his mouth, and Phil who was biting his lips and covering his eyes with his hands trying to gain his breath back from such an intense orgasm.
+ When they both calmed down-Dan was sure there weren’t anymore stars in his vision and Phil breath was back to something remotely normal- they didn’t move, and just turned their sweaty faces towards each other.
+ “This will be impossible to beat” Dan said, convinced he has never, ever, felt such an amount of pleasure, which Phil answered; “Yup, it will…”
Summary: Phil is acting like a child and Dan
just teases him about it, which led to a staring contest to show who really is
the sore loser.
Warning: childish phil (and swearing)
Words: 623 words
A/N: FUCKUGN HELL THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
SMUT BUT im sry for the lack of smut fics it’s just that there’s this erotic
webcomic im reADING AND IT SATISFIES MY NEED FOR GAY SECKS SO MUCH AND yeah
(maybe this monday I’ll post a smut fic. Or maybe even later!!! Who knows tbh) beta’d by asianellenpage (im so sorry waifu i didnt push through the smut bit :I )
Phil blinks a little
and he realises how he was losing at their Mario Kart match.
What she means: bitch whAT THE FUCK Y U SO STUPID WHO THE F GAVE U THE RIGHT U LITTLE SHIT IM THIS CLOSE TO GIVING U THE BIGGEST VERBAL BEATING OF UR LIFE U DONE GO CHEATING ON MY SISTER AND THEN TELLING THE WHOLE WORLD ABOUT IT AND-
What she says: i know my sister like I know my own mind you will never find anyone as trusting or as kind
What she means: -AND LITERALLY U OWE EVERYTHING TO ELIZA WHAT THE FUCKYOU DONT DESERVE HER GET OUTTA HERE YOU BITCHASS AND IM TRYING TO KEEP ALL MY CHILL RIGHT NOW-
What she says: I love my sister more than anything in this life I will choose her happiness over mine every time. Put what we had aside, I’m standing at her side
What she means: -I CANT BELIEVE I EVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT WASTING MY TIME ON U WHAT THE FUCK Y U TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THIS IS A PRIVATE SITUATION I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU COULD BE SO STUPID-
What she says: You will never be satisfied gOD I HOPE YOUR SATISFIED
honestly kind of annoying that you cant restore Sleep Energy while awake like youre already satisfying the conditions by doing nothing at all but you also have to knock yourself unconscious for no reason like i dont have time for that im looking at memes on the internet