im just really really really freaking stressed about a lot of things and just no with everything

magic touch bond au
  • i keep thinking of a magical au where jack and bitty wake up
  • like after a party or something and they’re both in excruciating pain
  • and so all the guys are freaking out and they sort of piece together that jack and bitty are being affected by the same thing
  • so holster hauls a screaming bitty into jack’s room and dumps him on the bed next to jack and the moment they touch everything…stops
  • why yes, it’s our old friend, the Forced to Be Touching At All Times Trope

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{Special} College!AU Yuta
  • major: plant biology
  • minor: n/a
  • sports: soccer team
  • clubs: photography club, earth coalition, did debate team for a while but only because he liked getting into arguments with doyoung in front of people LOL
  • is really popular, fun, and relaxed,,,,,,you can see him taking a stroll from the library to the lab looking absent mindedly at the trees or at the sky
  • but don’t underestimate him,,,,,because he’s actually really smart and organized
  • a lot of the research he does in his courses is praised by his teachers even though he’ll play it off and be like “ah~ i got it right? what luck!”
  • but in front of other students he’s like hell yeah im the prince of the plant biology major ~~
  • likes nature so decided he may as well make a career out of it, also taeil told him once that he looked good in white so getting to wear the lab coat kinda makes him giddy
  • but he frequently likes to hike and go to forests,,,even on days when it isn’t required for his major
  • flirts naturally with everyone, from the TA in class, to the people in his group, to people in completely different majors, once came in to check up on an experiment his group was doing on some eucalyptus plants and i shit u not he touched a leaf and was like “ahhhh, you look pretty today~” to the freaking plant
  • tried to tutor for plant ecology but yuta has this thing where he can plan everything perfectly in his head but when he gets to actually trying to explain anything he’s like ah,,,well,,,you see,,,,one plant,,,and other plant,,,,become friends??? wait no,,,,,biologically plants cant make friends,,,,,,they,,,,,,interact? first date? yEARS of EVOLUtiON haVE CREATed This pLANT,,,,,,,,,,,,does that not make sense
  • but hey,,,he tried his best
  • doyoung calls him “narcissist nakamoto” anytime they see each other on campus dfldskdg
  • but honestly,,,he’s not wrong,,,,,because every soccer game the uni has yuta somehow ends up flashing that handsome smile of his and ending up on the front page of the uni’s sports website, the uni journal, hell even the other teams school has photos of yuta because he’s undeniably attractive
  • esp in a soccer uniform with his hair pulled back, pretty sweat down his strong jawline, and his eyes that can go literally from ^__^ to the most sERIOUS expression
  • comes of cool~ and suave~ and like suuuuuch a smooth talker
  • but all of his friends just sneer when people gush about yuta because they’re all like “this is the dork who calls his mom at like midnight and says he misses her and cries” and also apparently enjoys kidlike things like amusement parks and kamen rider 
  • “isn’t yuta soooo manly and dreamy~?”
  • taeyong somewhere: he collects anime figures don’t trust him
  • jokes jokes
  • but it’s cute,,,,yuta is all flower boy charm in his pressed lab coat and brilliant big smile and always trying to show off that he’s a gentlemen 
  • but also squishing winwin’s cheeks during lunch because wahhh so cute and getting all happy over the new pokemon release like,,,,,how soft
  • his dorm is slightly disheveled but it proves that he works hard with stacks of books and highlighters alongside the many trophies and medals he’s won for the school
  • (and ofc,,,,,his kamen rider figurines lmfao)
  • but yep it’s summer!!! which means a lot of kids have left the campus but some classes are still going on
  • you happen to not be taking any,,,,but you get a job at the local fair that’s going to run all summer a couple blocks away from the uni so you decide it’d be better to just stay in the dorm and well,,,,,make that Money
  • yuta,,,,,,,is also staying but that’s because one of his group studies is being conducted by a teacher who won’t be back in the fall
  • and tbh you only know yuta vaguely,,,,you’re friends with jaehyun who has talked about him and you’ve seen him in the school news
  • but,,,,,you’ve also “heard” rumors about him,,,,,how apparently he likes to flirt as much as possible and isn’t really interested in anything serious
  • someone once said something about how he accepted ten confessions in a day but then broke up with the girls through text
  • and you don’t???? know him???? but those rumors feel weird and full of jealousy
  • but at the same time like what is it your business anyway not like you and yuta have ever interacted 
  • until,,,,,,that changes
  • see your job at the fair is pretty simple,,,,you sell tickets to the ferris wheel and tell people which cabins to sit in
  • the ferris wheel is pretty tiny considering this isn’t a permanent fair,,,,and the rides like 5 minutes tops,,,,,but it gets fairly popular
  • esp at night when all the couples walk by sharing ice-creams and cuddling up close when they buy tickets
  • and secretly you’re like blEGh,,,but at the same time cant lose this job so u just smile and sell tickets
  • and??? that’s when you notice that almost every night
  • yuta comes by
  • and you know it’s him from the face but also,,,you’ve heard him speaking japanese on the phone when buying tickets,,,,,and you don’t think anything of it
  • but he keeps only,,,buying,,,,one ticket,,,,,every night
  • and idk you don’t want to say anything because maybe,,,,this is his stress relief from summer classes????? but at the same time everyones saying this popular boy who could have anyone he wants on campus is spending his nights. alone. on the ferris wheel
  • somehow, without either of you saying much to each other you memorize the time he comes by and save a ticket just in case 
  • like two weeks into this whole ordeal you dont even ask him to pay you just hand him the ticket and yuta gives you a look but you’re just like,,,,,go
  • because honestly you start thinking up ridiculous scenarios like,,,maybe he cries in there???? maybe the ride reminds him of a lost loved one??? maybe,,,,,,,,he uses it as a place to scream out all his frustration 
  • and the tickets are way 2 overpriced anyway college kids need to help each other out
  • but ,,,, the night before the third week of summer classes starts yuta finally says something to you 
  • and when he does you almost fall down,,,,because????? but as you slide the ticket over he goes “this place closes in half an hour, right?”
  • you nod 
  • and he’s like “ill be by the entrance. let me treat you to dinner.” 
  • at first you think you’ve heard wrong - maybe that he needs to treat someone to dinner
  • but when you meet his gaze, yuta smiles and is like “i promise to be there.” before walking off like it’s the moST Casual thing to ask a STRANGER to dinner
  • it shocks you so much that you barely manage to stutter out a “ok” when he’s literally gone
  • as,,,,he promised yuta is standing at the entrance as you come out still wearing your uniform t-shirt with the fairs name sprawled across the front
  • and yuta motions to it and is like “cute” and you’re like um,,,,,,what is happening
  • and he smiles again,,,so bright even though it’s nearing ten pm and he’s like “i know you,,,,,not from the fair but from college. you go to the same one as me.” 
  • you nod slowly but you’re still obviously confused
  • which only makes yuta chuckle, throwing his head back a bit when he does but he’s like “don’t worry, im not being creepy or whatever. it’s just,,,,,i know you’ve been giving me the tickets for free for a while so i thought i should do something nice back.”
  • the sentiment calms you down a bit,,,even though you try to say it’s fine you don’t need to be treated but yuta just throws his hand around you
  • pulling you by the shoulder closer and he’s like “nah,,,,we college students need to jump at any chance we get not to waste money - so c’mon!”
  • and that’s how you end up at a small stall at the night market,,,,yuta piling food onto the tiny plastic table as you watch him balance drinks in his other hand
  • for a moment you think back to those photos you’d seen of him on the school website. the star shining athlete of the soccer team
  • yet here he was,,,,looking something close to a fool,,,,,but in the most endearing way
  • you don’t expect to talk with him for a longtime,,,,but you do. 
  • yuta has a way of making people feel comfortable,,,,he’s obviously sociable and sweet and it’s hard not to like someone who gives compliments and actually seems interested in you
  • especially since the summer semester has left you pretty lonely on campus,,,,
  • but when you check your watch you’re shocked to see it’s nearing 1am and you have a shift tomorrow at the fair 
  • so hurriedly you and yuta clean up and practically sprint back to the dorms,,,,yuta making a joke about how he hasn’t run this much since soccer practice ended 
  • but as you stop in front of your dorm yuta says your name,,,,,smiling and adding that he’ll see you tomorrow before heading off into the other direction 
  • and it’s not till your brushing your teeth,,,,,looking in the mirror that you realize,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,that you just hung out with nakamoto yuta
  • the next night yuta shows up as usual,,,,this time he slips something toward you in exchange for the ticket,,,,,,a ice-cream bar from the grocery 
  • he says that it must suck to not be able to leave and take snacks and you look at the ice cream and go “how did you know my fav-”
  • and he grins and is like “ah, did you forget, you told me yesterday~ i personally like their green tea flavor more but,,,,”
  • and with that he waves,,,,going toward the ride and you sit there,,,,looking at the ice cream
  • and before you know it,,,there’s a small smile on your face
  • yuta is even waiting for you at the entrance again so you guys can walk back to campus together
  • this,,,happens for a bit,,,,,and then there’s a day when you have off and you pass yuta on campus only to have him call out to you and pout because you’re not at work~ he won’t see you later??
  • and you’re like nope i have the day off, you’ll actually have to pay for your ticket tonight 
  • he makes a face that makes you burst into giggles and he’s like ill have to call my sister for more money at this point,,,,,,,or oh,,,,,should i try and get doyoung to use his card,,,,
  • you shake your head because what street fair accepts cards???? and he’s like rats ur right,,,,,,
  • but it’s cute seeing him like this,,,,, in the daylight,,,,,eyes sparkling and pretty,,,,,,,
  • bUT you shake that thought off as soon as you see a group of underclassman walking by and calling out to yuta,,,,,saying something about how he still owes them all lunch or something
  • and the rumors you’d tried to forget come back to you,,,,,,,because hey he probably isn’t treating you any differently than how he treats others
  • catching feelings for him???? Big No No
  • but yuta turns back and says he’ll see you tomorrow then and there’s a hint of happiness in his tone,,,,,but again you’re sure you’re imagining it
  • so why is it that the next evening,,,,your stomach is full of butterflies,,,,,,you’re practically straining your neck to see if yuta is coming,,,,,,
  • the moment you see the familiar silhouette you start adjusting your hair and shirt,,,,,,,,god it makes you feel embarrassed but also,,,,,when his face appears in the window,,,,,smiling and happy
  • it makes your heartbeat surge and you mentally have to keep yourself in check as yuta tells you about something doyoung texted him this afternoon 
  • tbh as you hand him the single ticket,,,,,you get the sudden urge to ask ‘why don’t you ever take someone with you on the ride? like on a date?’
  • but you know you shouldn’t say something like that
  • but when you feel his hand brush against yours,,,,,you just,,,,,,you burst
  • “yuta, why don’t you ever ride the ferris wheel with someone else? someone,,,,,,special?”
  • yuta seems taken back,,,,,for a split moment even speechless but he just looks down at the ticket and you,,,,snap back into reality
  • and start to apologize because that was,,,,,rude of you,,,,,super rude,,,,,god why do you never thinK properly before speaking
  • but yuta just chuckles and is like “ok, you’re right i should take someone special can you give me another ticket?”
  • your heart literally drops into your stomach,,,,because,,,,,he does have someone special,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • but hiding your trembling hands as you print the ticket you hand it to him only to have yuta give it back and he’s like “let’s go.”
  • honestly speaking you shouldn’t ever leave your post at the ticket stand but the park is closing in ten minutes and there isn’t another person in sight so when yuta pulls you in behind him ,,,,,,
  • you find yourself sitting in the see-through cabinet,,,,,the lights of the two flickering below you as the wheel starts to turn
  • and you’re too busy looking at the view to notice yuta is staring at you
  • funnily enough,,,even though you’ve worked most of your summer there,,,,you’d actually never gotten to ride it before
  • so with the sudden invitation to get on,,,,,you kind of got excited,,,,,taking your phone out even to take photos
  • until you hear yutas voice
  • “so, ive taken someone special now. are you happy?”
  • and you look at him and blink,,,,,,,because wait,,,,,,,,are you that special someone???????
  • but ur like no no no way and so you change the topic and you’re like “why do you ride this every night? does it help you think?” 
  • but yuta just shrugs and is like “no. i just like it. i,,,,,,like it enough to ride it twice,,,,,three times but,,,,,,,”
  • and you look up from your phone at him and suddenly he’s leaning over
  • hand coming up to hold the side of your neck
  • and just as you reach the top you feel his lips against yours before he’s pulling away and whispering “but i like you so much that i thought if i come everyday,,,,if i ride this everyday,,,,,won’t they notice me in time?”
  • and,,,,,,,,no one has ever,,,,,,so straightforwardly,,,,,,,said something like that to you so you’re shocked,,,,, 
  • nearly dropping the phone in your hands but,,,,,,,,,but also,,,,,,you manage to ask “w-why?”
  • and yuta laughs,,,,,,hand on his stomach and he’s like “seriously? why? because,,,,,i saw you and it was like i was looking at my dream,,,,,,the person of my dreams,,,,,,,,and then when we got to talk i knew it was right. that you’re the one.”
  • the ferris wheel starts moving slowly again and once you and yuta get to the bottom you step out of the cabin,,,,,still trying to process the confession from him
  • when yuta’s hand slips into yours and he’s like c’mon your shift is over. let me treat you again.
  • and,,,,,,,you follow him but suddenly halfway down the streetyou stop and yuta turns to look at you and you’re like,,,,,,, “don’t play around.”
  • and he’s like ? what
  • and you yank your hand from his and you’re like “don’t play around with me. i don’t want to be just another person you woo and then,,,,,and then dump.”
  • yuta watches you,,,,,nervously looking toward the ground and he lets out a sigh and is like “do you think im playing? do you know how much money i spent on that ferris wheel in the first two weeks? 6 bucks for 6 days out of the week. that’s 36 a week, that’s 72 for tWO YOU KNOW WHAT 72 DOLLARS IS FOR A COLLEGE GUY DONT YOU”
  • and you look up and he’s like “listen,,,,,,some rumors about me are true. like how i stare out the window during class like a moron but am also ranked in the top five of my major. yeah i tend to fall over things because im not looking, but im still the ace of the soccer team. and yeah,,,,,,,,,i like to talk and be nice to lots of people but im not a player. my feelings for you are for real.”
  • you swallow the lump in you throat,,,but you’re also like,,,,,,,r-really?
  • and yuta is like yES really now do you feel the same or no?
  • you look at his outstretched hand,,,,,,,and you look at him,,,,,,,the smiling boy who’d treated you to dinner, who’d come everyday not to ride the ferris wheel but to see you,,,,,,,,,,,,and you take his hand
  • because what is there to lose in trusting this handsome, sweet guy,,,,,,who just happens to love corny things like the ferris wheel LOL
  • and most people cant believe yuta is actually dating,,,,,,,,,but not because of those stupid rumors but because he seemingly has never been interested
  • and when you meet his friends for the first time johnny asks if yuta didn’t perhaps pay you on the downlow to pretend-
  • but yuta is like heY im not you mr. chicago and ur like ????? and johnny is like fine fine fine
  • taeyong pats your shoulder and is like “good luck, he’s a handfull.”
  • you also learn of yuta’s undying fondness when it comes to transfer winwin which you dont mind because,,,,,the kids adorable and you and yuta are both like “he’s so cute” like 24/7
  • much to the disdain of literally everyone else,,,,,,,,winwin is lowkey savage though he told you once that you were too good for yuta who apparently is much more airheaded than it seems
  • but you were sure he was joking
  • until yuta literally almost burned down the dorm trying to make homemade takoyaki,,,,,,
  • but boyfriend!yuta is just,,,,,the best
  • he’s so fun and upbeat and never,,,,,like,,,,,,pushy
  • like sure he makes jokes about being prince of plant biology or the only man worthy of your attention
  • but he’s coming from a place of genuine love,,,,,and his want of your attention
  • which is kinda cute because if you ignore him for more than like twenty minutes you meet aegyo!yuta which,,,,,,,can either infuriate you or melt you it’s always a 50/50 draw on that one
  • yuta also loves taking photos which is something you leaned when everytime you’d go on a date he’d start taking candids of you
  • and you’d be like babe im just ordering off the menu we don’t need to take pic- but yuta is already like its fine i took one of you and it’s up on insta i tagged you check it out
  • his sister calls to check up on him and you’re always nervous to talk to her,,,,even though she roasts yuta to you and it’s amazing,,,but you’re always like i want your family to like me,,,,and yuta is like how could they not like you when i like you so freaking much
  • his sister told you about his flowershop job in highschool which you think is just the CUTEST so you always jokingly ask him to get you pretty custom bouquets 
  • but the thing is,,,,,,,,he does,,,,,,,he really does
  • and he surprises you with this big arrangement on the 100th day of dating and each flower has a meaning for what he thinks about you and it’s so beautiful,,,,,,,,yuta no matter how greasy he comes off secretly is a big sappy romantic. fight me on this
  • takes you hiking with him and if you get tired he’s always trying to get you to let him carry you and you’re like NO and he’s like “why not i am a man of nature, man of the mountains-” and ur like man of the mountains when you drop me accidentally off the cliff hell no nakamoto
  • if anything you do like hearing him talk about his major,,,,because people think he’s good looks and athleticism
  • but he’s also so smart,,,,,and his notes are all over the place sure but he knows what he’s doing and it makes you so proud
  • you caught him dancing in the lab once when he thought no one was alone. did he serenade a plant? he most def did
  • the hottest thing about him though,,,,is during his soccer matches it’s like 0 to 10000. at the beginning he smiles and waves at you blows air kisses and does the usual cringy sappy stuff
  • but,,,,,once the game is in heat,,,,,he changes completely
  • the softness in his eyes and smile are gone,,,,,,it’s just a fierce stare and raw determination 
  • and,,,,,,it’s ,,,,,,,,,a turn on especially when he wins and runs up the bleachers right up to you to get a kiss and slip his medal off to put around your neck
  • liKE,,,,,,,how idea,,,,,,,,,also getting to shower with him afterward?????? even more ideal
  • even though yuta can get pretty interesting,,,,intimately he’s always mush and goo for the kisses you give him on the tummy
  • when you both are just lazing around and he’s playing some 3ds game and you heads on his stomach going through your phone and you just lift up the hem of his shirt and kiss his tummy 
  • he makes the cutest,,,,,,,like the CUTEST hehehehe laugh,,,,,,,
  • “yuta,,,,don’t you have lab hours to do?” “yes,,,,but i also have cuddle hours to do so get over here”
  • when you’re upset,,,,,,yuta is,,,,,actually really good at comforting, he reminds you that he’s here,,,,,,by your side and nothing will hurt you and he’ll help you no matter what
  • and no matter how childish his interests are like video games and amusement parks,,,,,,he’s a serious man when it comes to you and your happiness
  • his mom texted you like 40000 baby photos of him which you love and cherish and yuta isn’t actually embarrassed at all tbh he thinks it’s adorable you fawn over him
  • (aka he lives for your attention. if you don’t give it to him, like i said, he turns into a mess of bad attempts on getting you to show him your love LOL) 
  • sleeps in class and still gets straight A’s - it’s infuriating 
  • but also,,,,,whenever you guys have time you’ll head into the city to the amusement park and get on the ferris wheel because no matter what yuta remembers it as your “first official date spot” even though that’d technically not be true
  • but it’s cute and it’s important to you two even though doyoung is like “go to a restaurant like ADULTS” but you and yuta aren’t rushing to grow up
  • any1 who spreads rumors about him gets you super worked up and you’ve screamed at a good number of people and yuta and the boys always hold you back
  • but afterword yuta is always kissing you madly because “wow i love you so much you stand up for me all the time and wow i love you ok im gonna keep kissing you no-”
  • you guys are a fun couple ok
  • still flirts with u even tho ur dating but he does it with plant puns to be cheesey. “will you never leaf me?” “if you were a flower you’d be a damndelion” “we were MINT to be”
  • what im saying is yuta comes off as not being a dork, but he’s the biggest dork
  • OH wearing his soccer team hoodie and people being like “wait, you’re dating nakamoto?” and you getting to be like yes ;-) yes i am ;-)

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WHAT AN ENTP WANTS TO SAY TO ALL OF THE TYPES.

RATIONALS (NT)

ENTJ-  You scare me. You are such and incredible leader, how do you do that?? But also I hate authority and feel a need to disagree with you at every turn because you’re so bossy. You’re not as cool as you think you are, but you’re almost as cool as you think you are and that’s pretty damn cool. Be my friend.

ENTP- Fuckin’ chill out you memelord. You’re either coasting through life or putting WAY to much effort into shit. You’re a bit of a narcissistic fuck but you’re still my favourite type (*coughs*). You’re too excitable and too much of a dick and you’re personality doesn’t make sense. Stop being mean to you’re friends. Learn to be more comfortable with emotions, it’ll be important later on in life. Be the friend that can cheer others up with jokes when they don’t really wanna talk about what’s wrong.

INTJ- You’re cool, you get shit done and you’re a bit of a supervillian. What’s not to love? You’re a rare bird. There aren’t many of you out there, but you are important. If you weren’t here, who else would the ENFP’s annoy? You’re a behind the scenes leader most of the time, pulling the strings from a safe (and smart distance) but you aren’t afraid to get you’re hands dirty. You’re good at shit.But don’t forget, you’re not superhuman. Remember other people have these pesky things called emotions, be wary of them STILL i want you to be proud of you’re inherent assholeness.

INTP-  Mad scientist. I’m constantly searching for your approval because of my unresolved daddy issues and it freaks me out. Yes, you are a daddy. Some of you have your heads shoved up a little too far in you’re own arse. Just because you’re introverted and intuitive and darn cold, does not make you better than others honey. Basically, you’re a condescending shit. But hey I still put you on this weird pedestal, so we’re both guilty. You’re the genius on tv shows that isn’t diagnosed but falls on the aspergers spectrum somewhere.

IDEALISTS (NF)

ENFJ-  Baby, I worship the ground you walk on. You are so cool, calm and controlled while still being awesome, enthusiastic and excitable. Don’t be my friend, date me. But stop trying to fix everything. Think about yourself a lil okay buddy, and use logic sometimes too. Actually scratch all that, you’re perfect, I love you.

ENFP-  You are a beautiful, annoying bastard. You’re too nice and I don’t feel comfortable making mean jokes at your expense (because you’d probably take it seriously and cry yourself to sleep), but you have effortless charm. Stop thinking about the individual and start thinking about the bigger picture, you’re not realistic. Be my friend, but not like close friend, y'know.

INFP-  Hello, the human equivalent of tumblr. Fuck. People either love you or hate you. I don’t know where I fall on that scale tbh. Sometimes you’re just a little too much honey, I’m not sensitive enough for you. Other times you are too precious for this world and I just wanna wrap you up in a blanket and protect you. I am strangely attracted to you despite how awkward you probably think you are. You have a lot of knowledge in that head of yours. Be that person I have a weird co-dependant relationship with, that really isn’t healthy but I can’t exactly live without you and I’m not sure why.

INFJ- Ah INFJ, I haven’t met many of you but BOY, are the ones I know pretentious. You’re one of the least common MBTI type, and you probably know and take pride in this. You’re good at reading people, I know, but you can just talk to me instead of analyse from a distance bud. You’re ultimately very cool and creative, a little bit of a know it all but it’s justified. You’re a sweet bundle of joy and I love you. Be my best friend. You’re good at being a friend. Really good.

GAURDIANS (SP)

ESFP-  I like you a lot kid, you remind me of a younger me. We shouldn’t get along but I love/envy you. You’re caring and you have a great childlike spirit. Make some art and ramble to me some more. I seriously appreciate you so much. You bring me back down to  the ‘now’ with you’re crazy impulsive attitude and caring demeanour. Just learn to listen to me a lil more when I tell you you’re thinking with you’re heart instead of you’re brain again. You do it a lot, buddy. Be my lover.

ESTP-  You’re cool man. You’re Ferris Bueler. You’re a salesman that’s constantly selling me on your personality. Look we get it, you’re good with one liners and you’re athletic and everyone loves you, but also hey, think about others you little sociopathic flirt. Also, sometimes people really DO know more than you, I know! Crazy. Be my Idol.

ISFP-  You probably reaallly like music. Chill out buddy, I don’t know much about you but you seem stressed and too fierce for ur adorable demeanour. I know you are your own individual beautiful creative person, you don’t need to tell me. People DO care about you, i know sometimes you doubt that, but you got this life in the bad. You’ll probably never grow out of your angsty teen years tbh but it’s okay, find yourself an ISFJ and you’ll be okay.

ISTP-  So you’re just as cool but less attainable, loner ESTP. You’re in control of your own everything but also out of control and mildly self destructive? Be the mysterious kid I rarely talk to, but everytime I do I fall in love with you a little bit.

ARTISANS (SJ)

ESFJ-  Hey there soldier. In the best case scenario, you’re cutie Monica Geller, that’s a lil anal and mildly manipulative but really! very! sweet!. In the worst case scenario you are literally my worst nightmare. Your the squad’s glue tho. Sometimes you offer a cool third perspective, but you over simplify things and don’t try to understand my crazy theories and that’s annoying. Learn to get over yourself a lil, stop playing the victim buddy and compromise. Be my friend in a few years when you learn to self reflect better.

ESTJ-  You’re a manipulative bitch. You’re so judgemental, you’re Rachel McAdams in Mean Girls. You’re pretty cool. Even more of a rampant psycho than ENTJ. I don’t like you all that much (and something tells me you don’t really care) but I respect you a LOT. Stay a safe distance away from me and please don’t judge me. You’re too savage.

ISFJ-  Hey my emo saviour. You understand everybody and nobody truly understands you. You’re the reliable Colin Firth that the world of Bridget Jones’s run to after their crazy escapades with Hugh Grant. Just remember to have standards baby, and don’t accept everyone that runs into you’re arms. You’re worth more than what most people are willing to give. Be my favourite sweet emotional little kid brother (even if you are female.)

ISTJ-  You say 'interesting’ a lot. If life were a tv show, you’d be a sassy little hate muffin that tumblr idolised that everyone would remark didnt get enough screen time. You’re all business and sometimes you should let down that gaurd fam :) Think about people a little bit more bud. I respect you. I’ll be your friend! But it will probably take three years to build up our relationship and it will probably be accidental, but im here for u anyway.

andreil happy fics! ♥

basically, I’ve spent the previous week going through the AFTG tag (yes, I went through all the 1250 works) on ao3, because I needed more content, official or not. and since it was so freaking hard to find some quality happy content™ (bc apparently y'all like to suffer that much —which, to be fair, I should have expected and I can #relate), I thought I could make it easier for anyone else seeking it and share it here! 🎉

so this is a recommendation list with my favorites ones so far; they’re all from ao3, and if you find any of your works there and want me to remove them from this list, just message me and I’ll remove it. if you have any recommendations for me to add here, message me too! ♥ I haven’t read anything from ff.net or tumblr just yet, but I plan on doing that later this week.

they’re not all entirely happy and they’re not that happy either, but then again that’d be hard considering the amount of trauma and tragedy the authors have to work with (thanks nora). but!!! they’re happy enough to make it to this post, so yeah! you’ll probably gonna enjoy them.

right now there are more oneshots, canon-ish, mostly set right after TKM or a few years in the future. I might add an AU and multi-chapter category later, so keep checking for updates! and don’t forget to show appreciation for the authors by leaving comments and kudos! ♥

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When I Was Jungkook // JK x Reader

Formerly known as Salt and Pepper

This was a little random. I had the idea to write about what would happen if Jungkook and Y/N switched lives and bodies, and had to go through the other person’s life, kinda like Freaky Friday. I thought it’d be funny haha, but this one is a lil random. I loved writing it though, so let me know if you want a part 2?

Genre: comedy, fluff, i can make this somewhat smutty in future if ya’ll want hehe
Jungkook x reader
Length: 9k words


YOU closed the lid of your laptop with a sigh, pushing it to the side and running your fingers through your hair. Leaning back in your chair and eyeing the clutter of your desk, you basked in the realisation that now you could finally go to sleep. You looked over at the clock next to your bed to find that it was 2:43am. You had only just finished everything now. And you still knew that soon enough you’d be assigned another twenty things.

Being a university student meant that you were given barely time to even breathe around all the work your professors set for you. What with your job added onto all of that, the amount of stress you dealt with on the daily was crazy. But you dealt with it regardless because you were passionate about what you were studying, and if this is what you had to do to reach the place you wanted to get to then so be it.

Your job was one thing you were less enthusiastic about, but that couldn’t be helped. Your tuition wasn’t going to pay itself.

Besides all the stress and work, you liked to think you were a cheerful and optimistic person. You were reasonably confident that at some point your life would stop being as damn repetitive as it was now. Work, lecture, study, sleep, repeat. You hated to admit that your life was dull, but it really was. There wasn’t much else to say about it, if you were honest.

Pulling yourself out of your desk chair hurt far too much. You’d been sitting still there for so long that your back absolutely killed now that you’d straightened out. Your bedroom door opened as you sat down on your bed, allowing your dog to wander lazily into the room. He immediately came to you and rose up to rest his paws on your thighs, trying to lovingly lick your face. You pushed his head away from you with a soft chuckle, mindful of the fact that the rest of your family would definitely be asleep by now. Cookie must have gotten bored of staying in your sleeping sister’s room again, which would be why he was now here trying to lick your cheek as you tried to keep his tongue off of your skin.

Eventually you fought him off and managed to lie down with your head resting on your pillow. Your poor rejected Cookie took the hint that you were going to sleep and curled up in a fluffy ball next to your body. You lay there for a minute petting his curly fur for a few minutes, just thinking. Right before your eyes fluttered closed, you wished for the fiftieth time that your life would change from dull and repetitive to somewhat eventful. At least you could dream of what it would be like.

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When Their S/O Has Bad Stress/Anxiety {Reaction}

Note: I don’t know if this is exactly what you wanted, but since this is my first request(!!!) I did try really hard to make this good. Also one of these talks of a panic attack and as I have no first hand experience I am sorry if it is inaccurate. Anyhow I hope you enjoy my first request!~Rin


Hi! I was wondering if you could do a GOT7 reaction to their s/o having really bad anxiety and they stress and worry about everything? Sorry if you’ve done something like this.


Park Jinyoung

Originally posted by kareverie

Jinyoung knew that you had a job interview for your dream job. Jinyoung also knew how high your level of anxiety could get. Having this knowledge of you he stopped by your favorite cafe before coming over for breakfast the day of. He arrived to find you hyperventilating as you went over the possible interview questions again and again. Your appearance told him that maybe giving you coffee wouldn’t be the best thing right now.

Jinyoung:”Did you sleep last night?”

Y/N: “How could I have slept at a time like this? I had to go over those questions and I still need to.”

Jinyoung: “Jagiya I am taking these away and we are going to take a nap until it’s time for you to go. You don’t need to worry about anything, because I know that you are amazing and you will do amazing.”

Im Jaebum

Originally posted by defsoulfeels

Public speaking was not your strong suit. Even if you were 100% prepared and knew everything about your topic you couldn’t help, but stress out about everything. Did you remember to alphabetically sort your works cited? Was the slide theme appropriate for the subject matter? Had you chosen to wear a good outfit that wouldn’t distract from you presentation? All these worries and more ran through your head and eventually out of your mouth as you sat with Jaebum. He just chuckled slightly and squeezed your hand in his own as you ran your mouth a mile a minute.

Y/N: “Do you think I should have used smaller index cards? Is a ponytail really okay for this or should I put my hair down? Oh my god did I forge-”

Jaebum: “Y/N you have spent the past week polishing this thing past perfection. You will do just fine.”

Y/N: “But-”

Jaebum: “You may be cute when you worry like this, but there is no need. I believe in you.”

Jackson Wang

Originally posted by narniajagkommernu

Jackson stalwartly believed that four in the morning was a perfect time to be asleep. No one need to be up at a time like that no matter the reason. That’s why he was slightly miffed to find himself waking up at 4:12 in the morning, because you were out of bed doing things. It took him only a second to realize why and once this occurred all annoyance faded away. The only thing in his mind was making you forget your worries at least long enough to fall back to sleep.

Without any warning he pulled you back onto the bed and began to tickle you. Even when you screamed for him to stop he continued. He continued until you ran out of breathe and settled back into the plush comforter wrapped up in his arms and eyes drooping closed.

Jackson: “Better?”

Y/N:”Better.”

Kim Yugyeom

Originally posted by jongdabae

Your shirt was pulled up your back slightly as you slid down the mirror. The cool slide of the glass was lost in the back of your mind. Instead you felt overwhelming fear and anxiety wash over you in waves throwing you against the rock that was your own mind. Breaths escaped you as your heart pounded unrelentingly against your chest.

Oblivious to your panic attack Yugyeom bounded into the room excitedly rambling about this and that. Plopping down next to you he draped his arm over your shoulders only to have you not cling to him like usual. Looking at you he realized what was happening, but had no idea how to help you. Unbeknownst to him his helplessness was the best thing for you at the moment.

Yugyeom: “Oh my god Y/N are you okay? What do I do? What can I do? I am such a shit boyfriend I can’t even help you out.”

Y/N: “Gyeomie… Gyeomie. It’s okay, i’m okay. Don’t… Don’t you start freaking out on me.”

Yugyeom: “Jagiya thank god” *Instantly embraces you*

Choi Youngjae

Originally posted by demfluffycheeks

It had been a year since you last talked to anyone in your family. You hadn’t left on such great terms, but recently your mother reached out to you. Now your parents were coming to visit you and even though they were family you couldn’t help how much your hands shook at the thought.

Standing in the kitchen you dried dishes while Youngjae cleaned the countertops. It was when he had his back to you that you dropped the cup in your hands and in shattered in the sink. In an instant Youngjae was checking you over making sure you weren’t hurt. He only grew concerned when he noticed how hard your hands shook as he held them in his own.

Youngjae: “Wait here I know the perfect thing.”

Y/N: “I’m fine Jae! It’s just a little cold in thi-”

Youngjae: “But Coco really wants to see you.” *Holds Coco up to your face*

Mark Tuan

Originally posted by jypnior

No matter how hard you tried you just couldn’t get Korean down. You had really hoped that you would’ve been fluent enough by now to at least hold a simple conversation. After learning a word,though, it slipped right out of your grasp the second you went to use it. Sitting at your desk pouring over textbooks you clenched your hands ready to just throw the thing to the side.

    At this moment Maek opened your door a plate of your favorite snack held in one hand and a soft blanket held in the other. Sneaking up behind you he draped the blanket over your shoulders and hugged you with one arm. He set the snacks down on top you desk covering the books that caused you so much stress.

Mark: “Take a break. It doesn’t matter to me if you speak Korean. I am from L.A. after all.”

Y/N: “I just feel bad that you have to translate for me when the boys are around.”

Mark: “If doing that means you are around then I am okay with that. I love you so I don’t mind being a translator.”

BamBam

Originally posted by gag-queen

You felt heat run through you body and without realizing it the pencil in your hand snapped in half. Without realizing it you had been clenching your hands, not in anger but in stress. As you realized how much stress you had building up on you tears started to fall down your face.

Hearing you crying BamBam rushed in to find you face down sobbing into your books. He knew finals were coming up for you, but he hadn’t realized how much of a toll studying was taking on you. Unsure of what to do BamBam did what he knew best.

BamBam: “Look at me. I promise you will feel a lot better.”

Y/N: *Lifts head and looks at him*

BamBam: *Dabs*

Y/N: “I hate you so much”

BamBam: “But you’re not crying so I will take that as a compliment.”

HP!headcanon - NCT Yuta

 || WIZARDINGBIAS - where your fave bands live in hakho’s hogwarts au ||

Character Headcanons at Hogwarts
↳ NCT Yuta // Yuta Nakamoto // Slytherin

Originally posted by chocosicheng

  • fuck now we’re doing my bias wrecker hell no buckle up errbody this abt to be a wild ass ride
  • now that’s a long ass ride
  • Yuta is a Sly-therin
  • this cunning ass motherfucker needs to calm tf down
  • this is probably gonna be long af
  • more under the cut <3

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Dance Line opinion ◕‿◕

Please don’t be mad at me for this, this is just pure opinion and no hate whatsoever. I tried to be unbiased as possible. I love each and everyone from Bangtan equally so yes. I do not claim to be an expert in dancing but I can say that I have dance for all of my high school years and I have ALWAYS loved it as much even if I stopped or have inconsistent practices.

Jung Hoseok

I love Hobi’s BODY ROLLS. I have to emphasized that one first because out of the 7 members in this group, Hoseok’s the best in doing it. 

Originally posted by loveshob

Why? Because even if Jungkook and Jimin can pull off a body roll, the only part that moves is the upper part or the chest part of their body. It’s not that I’m complaining, they’re so hot anyway. Hobi’s body roll moves to the extent of his pelvis or lower part. It can be seen in the video, Boy Meets Evil. Bruh, his moves are just perfect.

Originally posted by morekpopmore

It’s precise, in fact it’s so precise, the effort and time exerted are noticeable. He put a lot of work in dancing this piece. We all know that of course because of all his practice videos in vlive called “BTS Hope On The Street”.

Originally posted by hoshikio

Hobi isn’t their dance manager for no reason. A very stable dancer, knows his ground and is the best. He has the biggest movements but performs them effortlessly. He enjoys the dance more than anyone else. Remember that dance battle in AHL? His moves are in sync with the beat of the song. The expressions in his face were brilliant. Everything was on freaking point. 

Originally posted by hobi-bts

Before debuting, Hobi was in an underground street dance crew named Neuron. Hobi’s strengths in dancing are popping and and a sub-genre of popping which is boogaloos, whenever freestyling he always showcase those. 

Originally posted by catbugmp3

Don’t sleep on Jung Hoseok’s talents. He is passionate, hardworking and confident. He was literally born to perform and shine ten times brighter than the sun. Kidding, but not kidding. This guy deserves all the appreciation he deserves. Not to mention all the times I had to rethink why Jimin’s my bias because Hobi needs to chill. Like seriously boi, stop ruining my bias list. : )

Originally posted by btsgifdump

Park Jimin

A dancer needs to have a well coordinated body, Jimin is a good example for this. Maybe because he studied contemporary or maybe because he’s just flexible but these factors are why Jimin moves like the dancer he is now. Smooth and impactful. Eye-catching even.

Originally posted by cute-pale

But like really, can we talk about Jimin’s genres in dancing? This boy does modern dance and does hip-hop too. He knows contemporary as well but can freaking do popping and locking. For those who don’t know, these genres are completely far and completely different from each other in the basis of fluidity, speed and control. Modern is more natural to the body, steps are more flowing however, Hip-hop is more explosive, more energy is needed.

Originally posted by xminenex

When they guested at Idol Party, they talk about Jimin dancing like a dust in the choreography of Spring Day. To be very honest, it is really relaxing to watch Jimin perform. However, Jimin’s solo “Lie” was often mistaken to be a contemporary dance.

Originally posted by doona-baes

Some steps are, but the dance is considered to be hip-hop in a way because his moves are sharper and more controlled. People! Watch his dance moves, not just his hair or his face or his thighs and please stop looking for his abs. Jimin is so much more than that.

Originally posted by k-popsquad

I believe that Jimin is kind of underrated when it comes to people in the fandom comparing him with Jungkook and truthfully, I also believe that Jimin is objectively better than Jungkook. Why? Because Jimin’s dance are full of soul and raw emotions. I’m not saying this because he’s my bias but man, his flow is honestly the best in the dance line. 

Originally posted by itsvanillish

Jimin’s strengths are his musicality and well as I said from above, his fluidity. When freestyling, he listens to the beat carefully before dancing. And when dancing, Jimin is clean and can execute dance moves neatly. I need Jimin to be recognized more for his talents and not just his sex appeal. JHope and Jungkook might have hit the moves harder than Jimin could but honestly, these strengths makes him a more versatile dancer than the rest of the dance line.

Originally posted by sugeydarlyn

I might have been a little biased but for all I know, I’m just speaking of the truth here. 

Jeon Jeongguk

Jungkook is known to the k-pop world as the “Golden Maknae” because he can dance, rap, sing and is a part of the visual line. Hell boi, where is Jungkook failing? He’s great at everything he does. He’s even athletic and funny. A certified boyfriend material.

Originally posted by jayfatuasian

Jungkook is a very powerful dancer. When I say powerful, it really is full of power. I have to stress that one out. I swear to God, he has big movements and dances confidently at all times. He always do those facial expressions to the camera because he knows. Whenever he dance, his charms are popping. His expressions are showing even though a lot of energy are exerted into his moves.

Originally posted by nnochu

The thing about Jungkook that amazes me the most is that he matches every beat powerfully. Every move is solid. Manly, is definitely the right term and the right trait to describe it. Jungkook is the type of person in which his charisma is showing even when he’s not doing anything, but whenever he dances, oh boy let us all wait for death. Just like when he danced Manolo.

Originally posted by hereifangirl

Another one of Jungkook’s strength is that he centers well. In every dance video of BTS, we can obviously say that Jungkook is always in the middle of a choreography and is always in the front line. 

Originally posted by bangtanbighit

For Jungkook’s background in dancing, When he danced for Mnet auditions, Bang PD-nim said that he had no emotions while dancing. So he went to America to train and learn different styles in dancing, namely, Urban Style, Female Dancing Style, Powerful Dances, and many more from famous choreographers. 

Originally posted by fuckindestruction

AND ONE MORE THING, JUNGKOOK’S FOOTWORK IN BEGIN. Oh my God, where do I even begin? Kidding. I’m so lame.  WATCH IT NOW. CLICK THIS NOW. Y’all need to appreciate this masterpiece. 

Originally posted by jeonbbyboy

Lastly, I want you. People. To appreciate the pressure of the title Golden Maknae to Jungkook. It’s not easy if people are always expecting you to do something perfectly. Like all the time. So, yeah.

That’s mostly it but before I end this. I just want to point out this person.

Kim Taehyung

Originally posted by jjks

Tae has the most intense facial expressions while dancing. I just want you all to notice how much of himself he is when he’s dancing and basically how he can change his personality. A. LOT. 

That’s all bye. 

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

anonymous asked:

GOM jealous of his s/o relationship with their best friend

IM SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT AND MISTAKES.

I WAS BUSY WITH SCHOOL.

FORGIVE ME!

Ans thank you for 600 followers, it means a lot to me. I love you guys~~

It’s the longest thing I wrote and I hope you will like it! Enjoy!~~

Kuroko

 In the past few days you were hanging out with your best friend a lot. He didn’t want to make dramas because of his lonely state but it was getting frustrating when you stopped answering his text messages and started ignoring his calls. He was jealous, that’s for sure, but he couldn’t find it in him and talk to you about it. So he wrote a letter. Five freaking pages.

On the first page he reminded you how you two met and what was on his mind on yours first date.

On the second page he wrote about your first meeting with Nigou, and how his dog fell in love with you at the first sight.

On the third page he wrote about your first argument. It was stupid little thing, but he didn’t forgot that he made you cry that day. He never did it again.

On the fourth page he wrote how much he loves you. Your laugh, smile, determination. He much admires the ways you make his day better or the ways you apologise for not noticing him. How much was he thankfull for meeting you.

On the fifth page he wrote a small request. He simply asked if you could spend some time with him because he was dying without you presence around him. And then he apologised for being selfish.

It made you cry really hard, because you didn’t realise that he was lonely. The next day after getting the letter you ran to him and hugged him tightly and promised that it would never happened again.

‘I’m so so so SO sorry Tetsuya. I didn’t mean to leave you. I love you the most.’

‘It’s s/o. I wasn’t angry. And I love you, too’

‘I SWEAR I won’t ignore you ever again.’

He kissed your nose and smirked.

Mission accomplished.

Aomine

He wasn’t angry. No, of course not. Aomine Daiki, the ace of the Touou’s basketball team, was peaceful and kind person with murderous thoughts.

That’s the holy truth.

He was just stressed because his lovely s/o DITCHED HIM FOR THE FIFTH TIME THIS WEEK FOR THEIR AWFULY CLINGY BEST FRIEND.

He is the most handsome, the funniest and simply the best person it the world. So why? WHY? WASN’T HE ENOUGH FOR YOU?

Just thinking about it made him want to kill somebody.

No, Aomine is fucking flower drifting on the fucking water in the fucking summer. He wasn’t jealous at all. He wasn’t jealous and he was going to tell you that. Right here, right now.

‘You know what s/o? I’m not jealous. I’ve never ever think about being jealous. I even can say that I’m more than happy that you are ditching me for this piece of sh—’

‘Do you want to go on a date tomorrow?’

‘Tomorrow and the rest of our lives’

‘Yeah. Come to my house at 7.’

‘Netflix and chill?’

‘Netflix and chill’

He wasn’t peaceful. Not today, not ever.

Kise

Some people might say that eating ice cream and watching movies about teenagers in love is for girls, but Kise could care less. His own feelings were confusing him and the fact that there was no one to help him undestand himself was depressing. 

You, his second half, his reason to wake up everyday, were busy with your childhood friend. He haven’t talked to you for a week now, and this situation wasn’t the easier one for him to handle. He was aware that his work as a model was the reason you guys couldn’t go on a date or something, but seven days without hearing your voice is just too much.

He reached for his phoned and called you.

‘Yes, Ryouta? What’s wrong?’

‘I really do miss you s/o-cchi…and I think that I’m jealous of your best friend.’

‘You should have told me, idiot. I’m coming over, okay? We can watch “Legally Blonde” or something.’

'I can watch everything with you, sunshine’

'Yeah? Well, I want a horror movie!’

'STOP BEING MEAN!!!’

Akashi

His eyes twitched as he watched the two of you cherfully chatting about something and eating lunch at your desks. He was really annoyed.

 You were so busy listening to your friend’s idiotic words that you didn’t even feel the glare he was sending you. 

 His queen should eat with him, spend time with him, and focus only on him. You didin’t notice or even greet him. It was so frustrating and his dark aura was growing bigger and bigger. There awere only two people in this relationship. One of them was Akashi and the second one - you. Nobody need a third wheel. 

 'Enough is enough’

 He thought and made his way towards you. 

One of his hands was on the desk, the other one was under your chin making you look in his eyes.
You weren’t suprised, you knew that sooner or later he would be jealous. Ignoring your friend who looked at you shocked, he roughly kissed you. After three or four minutes he pulled back.
 

'Listen to me carefully - You are mine, and nobody’s else. You will spend time with me, and you won’t ignore. NEVER AGAIN. Is it understood?’
     

You smiled and nodded. Oh my God, you love this boy so much. No one ever cared for you like Akashi and deep down you knew that he is the only one you want to spend time with.
 

But who knew that he wanted attention so badly?

Midorima

Midorima Shintarou wasn’t a man who talked about his emotions nor showed them. He was inteligent, charming and responsible. You loved him with all your heart and when he started to avoid you, you were worried that he might want to break up with you.
He didn’t talked to you, looked at you or greeted you! Did you do something wrong? Maybe you were boring? Or disgusting?
Days passed and his attitude stil didn’t changed. You couldn’t sleep, eat or smile. Without him and his 'nanodayo’ life was grey and sad.
You just wanted to know the reason he stopped loving you. So you asked him.

Shintarou, please tell me what did I do wrong? Why don’t love me anymore? I’m not enough for you? I can change, I swear. But give me a chance!’

You shouted with tears in your eyes. Midorima blinked a few times, he looked
really nervous and stressed.

'That’s it, he is going to break up with me’

'WHAT ARE YOU S-SAYING, NANODAYO?! IT YOUR FAULT I FELT LO-LONELY! Y-YOU LEFT ME FOR THIS ANOYING FRIEND OY YOURS! BUT I DON’T W-W-WANT TO BREAK UP! I-I love y-you, nanodayo’

Seriously?

He was avoiding you because you were avoinding him? Oh man this is crazy.

I’m sorry, Shin. I didn’t know you felt this way. But you should have told me earlier, you know?’

’M-maybe. But I’m telling you now and I hope that you will never leave my side again.’

'I would never do that. Never’

He smiled at this.

'I trust you.’

Murasakibara

Atsushi
was a big baby who need a lot of attention. If he doesn’t get it, he is in the bad mood.

You older sister who happened to be your best friend too, decided to visit you and stay for a few days. You were really happy, because you missed her more than anything in he world. Atsushi was the love of your life, but girls need to talk about girls’ stuff with another girls.

Your sibling could stay for three days only because of her work. Yeah, adults are pretty busy. But for Atsushi it was three days too long.
Your tall, childish boyfriend came to your house after your sister left. It was four hours ago and he still didn’t let go of you. Your cuddling session are always the best time of the day, but this one was torture for you. You couldn’t breathe, or even go to the toilet. Murasakibara refused to let you go. You knew that he missed you, but you just wanted to pee, not to runaway from him.

Atsushi, please. I will come back in two minutes. TWO MINUTES’

'No.’

'You can go with me and wait for me behind the doors’

'No.’

'What the hell is wrong with you today? You behave like a crazy person. Calm down’

'It’s you fault. You forgot about me, you didn’t give me sweets and ignored me’

'So…you were jealous?’

'Yes.’

'I’m sorry Atsushi, it will never happen again. Believe me. I just missed my sister. Next time I will introduce you t her, okay?’

'Okaaay s/o-chin

'Can I go to the bathroom now?’

'No.’

'Ugh…’

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RFA, V + Saeren reacting to pregnant MC (with their baby)

ThaNK YOU SO MUCH for this prompt, it was so nice to write for ^^

Zen

  • At first you were a little worried to announce it
  • Getting pregnant so early probably wasn’t gonna be the best thing for his career?
  • But no people were actually so excited about it as well
  • And Zen was definitely the most exciting oh god
  • “MC, they’ll be so perfect and I’ll love them forever"
  • This kid would grow up with the best self esteem ever
  • Because he’d probably always build them up
  • And would make sure they knew that they were amazing and have amazing parents
  • He’d be the greatest dad ever tbh
  • And would get you loads of flowers during the pregnancy
  • He’d dote on you so much and would make sure you weren’t putting yourself under any stress
  • Would probably be the one to sing lullabies
  • Or would try to get you to sing a duet with him
  • Don’t even get me started on the issue with his ponytail that kid would never be bored save this boy

Yoosung

  • Have you seen the after ending
  • The slightest mention of him acting childish and he’s just
  • “hEY you know what would be a great idea??”
  • When you told him you were pregnant his face just lit up
  • The entire pregnancy he’d talk to your bump and would grin so much when he did
  • Like this was something that he made too
  • You can bet he’d be there for you because you’re the one looking after the child right now
  • And he’d would love shopping for baby clothes
  • And toys
  • So many cuddly toys
  • This kid wouldn’t even need pillows
  • Every time he saw a cute toy you’d get hit with the puppy dog eyes
  • Which your kid seems to inherit save yourself
  • Like you need so much willpower not to give in to this boy
  • “Oooh MC can we get s puppy too so the kid can grow up with them and it’ll be so cute!”
  • But when the baby is born he can’t resist
  • Yoosung would try so hard to make sure you knew how much he loves both you and your child
  • He’d do that thing where a child babbles on about something that makes no sense at all
  • And would just agree to it in a low-key adorable voice
  • Who knew this child could be such a good dad but here you are

Jumin

  • Oh damn i can see him totally wanting a kid
  • And he’d be determined to be better than his dad
  • He’d love to take care of you through the pregnancy
  • But ofc he’s still pretty busy
  • So around the beginning of the pregnancy he’d be taking a little time off
  • But nearer to the end you’d find him staying home a little longer every month
  • Eventually he’d try to do as much as he could from home (still taking responsibility because you’re still an able person but he really wants you to be happy)
  • To make up for any time he was away he’d arrange for massages and general pampering stuff for you
  • To make sure you were as relaxed as possible
  • And then he’d come home and spend all his time with you
  • Lots of little affection from him at all times
  • He’d ensure the kid was getting the best life he could give them
  • Like he’d spoil them no doubt
  • But he’d try and keep boundaries who knows if he can stick to them but he’d rEALLY try

Jaehee

  • You guys chose a sperm donor and you can bet Jaehee looked into potential donors super well
  • You know she’d be an amazing mother
  • She pretty much adopted everyone in the RFA and took care of them
  • And you can bet she’d want to be there for the child as much as possible
  • When you decided you were ready for a baby you decided to carry pretty quickly
  • But she’d try and repay you anyway
  • Like you were carrying a child she’d want to show you how amazing you are
  • She’d take over the shop and make sure you get plenty of rest
  • And everything would be perfect I mean you’re both completely prepared for it
  • You’d be taken care of by her lets face it
  • There’d be regular checks that you were okay and taking care of yourself whenever she wasn’t there
  • And once the kid had been born
  • moTHER JAEHEE HAS BEEN UNLEASHED
  • She’s so responsible but then since they’re a child it’s toned down to the perfect level and you just?? are you sure she doesn’t already have a child somewhere??
  • She wouldn’t be too strict but wouldn’t let her kids get away with everything
  • They’d grow up in such a lovely environment and would just be such a great person

Seven

  • When you told him he was pregnant he thought you were pranking him
  • So he was just laughing it off the whole time
  • Three positive tests later he kinda realised that this wasn’t a joke
  • And god was he happy
  • Would probably make a joke about how he wasn’t too surprised with how active you two were ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • But he’d be low-key freaked
  • Like is he really ready for this??
  • The answer is yes though he is sUCH a great dad
  • Like before the kid is born you can bet he’s practising the dad jokes
  • And after the jokes multiply
  • He said he has a good memory but it’s like at least half of what he says is a pun?? how does he remember all of these-
  • The child has such a loving and fun environment though and it’s wonderful
  • You spent days convincing him that no a fire breathing toy was nOT A SUITABLE PRESENT FOR THEIR FIRST BIRTHDAY  
  • And he’s still not entirely convinced but still
  • a small part of you is praying that the child isN’T LIKE THIS LITTLE SHIT
  • Your child has so much support and it’s wonderful
  • Sometimes you have to take a step back and think how this memer is such a responsible person sometimes

Saeran

  • Oh shit this kid’s a mess
  • “The hELL DO YOU MEAN IM GONNA BE A FATHER??”
  • A million and one things are just flying through his head at once
  • Of course you assure him he’s gonna be a great dad
  • And he feels the edge taken off at least
  • But still he spends the entire time low-key panicking
  • He’s so hesitant at first with everything
  • Like he finds out you’re pregnant and wants to make sure he’s doing nothing wrong
  • But he needs assurance help him please
  • After a while he kinda goes back to normal with looking after you
  • With a little more focus on making sure you’re not under pressure or stress or anything
  • And he actually does such a better job than he seems to think?
  • When he sees the kid for the first time though
  • It’s like love at first sight
  • This is something that he can protect and stay with and he loves them
  • All this worry he’s been feeling just melts and he suddenly feels like he’d do anything for either of you

V

  • This guy was made to be a parent and you cannot convince me otherwise
  • He’d be always there to make sure you were okay and would do anything for you
  • Again there would be a lot of affection and doting with this boy
  • would probably do one of those really creative pregnancy photo time-lapse things and it’s wonderful
  • There’s so little to say other than he’s literally the ideal dad
  • So kind and loving and just wants you to be happy
  • Just give this man a child already please
boyfriend!woozi: first fight

- mingyu was giving you a piggyback ride and y’all were parading around the practice rooms singing dumb nursery rhymes at the top of ur lungs
- and woozi was already having a bad enough day as it was but seeing you with mingyu just set him off
- he came to find you because he knew spending time with you would uplift his mood at least a little but no, you were with mingyu
- and he felt as if you were neglecting him at a time he really needed you
- so when mingyu finally put you down, woozi growled out a “we’re leaving now.” he grabbed your wrist and pulled you out of the room,,,
- and it was the first time he had ever been rough when touching you.
- he dragged you to the company parking lot, tightening his grip as you neared the location of his parked car, and practically shoved you into the passenger seat
- woozi always listens to his cds in the car, or at least the radio, but the car ride was absolutely silent; all you could hear was his heavy breathing
- before you knew it, you were parked in front of ur apartment building
- woozi just leaned his forehead on the steering wheel, sighed, and ran his hand through his hair, his fringe messing up as a result
- at this point, you still didn’t really know why he was acting the way he was, so–
- you: um, jihoon? are you ok..?
- him: god why are you so dense, of cOURSe i’m not okay.
- you were a little hurt but you let it slide bc “it’s probably just the stress from work getting to him”
- you: do you wanna talk about it?
- him: if i wanted to talk about it, i wouldn’t go to you because we don’t seem to go to each other for things anymore.
- you: wait what are you talking about…
- him: yOU SPEND SO MUCH tIMe with the other members that sometimes i wonder why you’re dating me and not one of them
- you: hold on, is this about today? about me hanging out with mingyu??
- him: “hanging out”… ha ha ok whatever makes u feel better
- you: woozi, mingyu is someone im very close to so of course we’re going to—
- him: well if you like mingyu so much then why don’t you go date him instead??
- that comment honestly just felt like a stab in the chest to you bc… how could he ever think…? how could he ever doubt the love you have for him? ?
- you flung open the car door and sprinted to your apartment building as quickly as humanly possible, before woozi even realised what he said and what impact those words would have had on you
- but when he finally did realise, it was too late
- and he began to beat himself up about it
- “how could you ever say something like that to them? even if you were having a bad day, you had no right to say that to the loVE OF UR LIFE.”
- he had to go to coups to ask for help, and woozi hATES asking for help
- coups was just like… you fucked up. bad. you need to go apologise right now. go. now.
- and woozi was fREAKiNg OUT, he had all these thoughts that you were gonna break up with him, you were never gonna speak to him again, you were going to go date mingyu instead like he told u to ….
- anyway so it was like freaking 2AM or something and he rocked up at ur apartment with his guitar and a handwritten letter that was three pages long, and started to give himself a pep talk to get all ready to serenade u with a mushy song he wrote bc he’d rather lose his pride than lose you
- but when he knocked on the door and got no answer after 15 mins… he fell to his knees and finally realised just how badly he screwed up
- idk why the possibility of u being asleep never crossed his mind but anyway
- he just leaned his head on your door and kept whispering ur name…
- and the the door swung open
- and he was like wtf
- “they didn’t lock, let alone close, the door?? man, how irresponsible can they get”
- he went in though and found you lying in bed,,, with tear streaked cheeks
- and his heart broke into two bc he knew that it was him that caused you to be like this
- he climbed into bed next to you even though he kNEW he shouldn’t have but in that moment he just needed to be close to u
- swept the hair out of ur face and stroked ur cheeks, wiping away your tears
- you unconsciously inched closer to him in ur sleep and he just thought… i really don’t deserve you
- so he went and slept on your couch lol
- the next morning you wake up and feel all gross bc ur hair’s all messed up and ur face is all sticky from dried tears and it’s just ew,,,
- “wait a sec. is that jihoon’s guitar?? what the heck, did he come during the night ???”
- so you go and investigate in ur apartment and u almost get a heart attack bc hES ON UR COUCH HOW DID HE GET IN
- he’s clutching a piece of paper and ur like jihoon… what even- are you writing lyrics in ur sleep??
- you read it and it says, “dear y/n, you know how bad i am with words so i decided to write down my thoughts instead of straight out saying them to you…”
- before you start to read any further, he murmurs your name in his half conscious state
- “y/n, i’m so sorry… forgive me.. please, you’re my everything”
- this is unfair he’s even cuter in his sleep
- you wrap your arms around his waist and squeeze tight, before kissing his cheek and snuggling into his chest
- “it’s okay, i would never leave you for mingyu”
- he pulls you in closer and you both fall asleep in each others arms on ur little apartment couch

anonymous asked:

could you compile a guide to the smiths, please?

The Band

Johnny Marr

  • John Martin Maher, aka the Angel of Radness
  • guitarist
  • legally changed his birth name to Johnny Marr so it would be a pun on the French phrase j’en ai marre (i’m fed up)
  • the most precious, the most pure, the most rad of all the cinnamon rolls that ever have been or ever will be, the most unproblematic of all faves
  • im not even kidding he has never done anything terrible in his life you will find no reciepts, everyone loves him, no one has ever said a bad word about him 
  • the greatest guitarist of his generation, quite literally changed the face of british pop and rock, entirely possible that without him there would be no such thing as indie or alternative music today
  • married to the wondrous Angie (they left school together when they were 15 and have been together ever since). they have two grown up kids and a dog called Riff
  • hes super healthy he doesnt do drugs or smoke or drink AND he’s a vegan and runs like five miles a day
  • he’s fifty one and wears eyeliner and silver nail varnish what does one even say to that
  • the B) emoji is based on johnny marr
  • has an honourary doctorate from salford university so technically he’s Dr. Marr
  • HE’S TINY LOOK AT THIS! HE CANT EVEN REACH THE MIC!
  • you would think that he is too indie pop 4 u but he has a secret life as a FUNK MASTER, his first band was named FREAK PARTY and he’s bffs with The Nile Rogers and named his son after him (exhibit a: johnny gets down and funky with chic)
  • oh ye i made eye contact with him at a gig and he winked at me
  • sorry this is long and personal but i love my Guitar Dad

Morrissey

  • Stephen Patrick Morrissey, known commonly as just Morrissey, but also as Moz, Mozzer, Misery Mozzery, and Steve
  • a twat
  • the word ‘problematic’ was invented specifically for morrissey
  • im just gonna get the bad stuff out the way to start with: has said a bunch of awful racist/misogynistic things, yes he gets taken out of context, no they cannot be justified or excused, he shouldnt say them and it pains my heart to think of it bc everything else he says is so good and wonderful how are they the same man
  • moving on
  • likes: manchester, tea, cats, oscar wilde, sixties girl groups, james dean, bikes, flowers, the new york dolls, animals, johnny marr, being alone
  • dislikes: manchester, margaret thatcher, robert smith, the monarchy, the meat industry, people who eat meat, people in general, being alive
  • has very few friendships or relationships and just sort of lives alone with his cats
  • a fan once wrote to him and told him she felt self concious wearing her hearing aid to a gig and after that he used to wear hearing aids onstage :)
  • other things he liked to do onstage: swing around large bunches of flowers and stuff them in his arse pocket, lie on the floor, hug fans (it became a problem), write things on his chest and rip off his shirt to reveal the message, yodel
  • “I have always personally been starved of romance. However, in 1982 someone stepped on my foot in Woolworths. That’s about the closest I’ve got.”
  • he used to say he was asexual in the eighties and then said he wasnt and was only celibate and most recently said he was “humansexual” (”attracted to human beings - but not many”) but im woefully uninformed on this topic someone else can help you perhaps before i put my foot in it and say the wrong thing
  • always really really sweet to his fans he used to always respond to fanmail in the eighties and its just? really sweet? i mean he also hates all humanity so its a weird dichotomy but
  • when he published his biography in 2013 is was entitled “Autobiography” and published on release by penguin classics
  • honestly its a real/love hate thing? either you despise every hair in his quiff or you would die for him theres no inbetween

Andy Rourke

  • Andrew Rourke
  • bassist
  • oh andy
  • sweet sweet precious andy
  • childhood friend of johnny marr, left school with johnny and angie, was in Freak Party with johnny
  • SUCH! A GOOD! BASSIST!
  • I MEAN LISTEN TO THIS!!
  • honestly just! the most beautiful
  • oh yeah he had a daughter at nineteen so all those photos of andy in the smiths are photos of an Actual Father, a bona fide Hot Dad
  • what else is there to say i love andy

Mike Joyce

  • drummer
  • aka “””Milk Juice””” (thats a tumblr fandom thing tho dont take that into the real world)
  • oh wait someone already did
  • there’s a bit of bitterness here bc he sued moz and marr in 1996 for a 25% share of the smiths royalties (expect lots of 25% jokes)
  • please dont hate him tho hes a good man and an excellent drummer
  • morrissey wishes him “the very worst for the rest of his life”
  • he used to be in a punk band its very  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Craig Gannon

  • the hidden fifth smith not so many people know about him
  • in 1986 andy was fired from the smiths (for his drug use i think), legend says that he woke up one morning to find a postcard from morrissey on the windscreen of his car which said “You have left The Smiths” (morrissey denies this but andy doesnt and honestly i believe andy over moz) (also im very sketchy on the details so dont eat me)
  • he was gone for two weeks and in the meantime craig gannon took over on bass, but when andy came back he stayed on as rythym guitarist and played on a few tracks and toured with them
  • a good and beautiful guy honestly (tho i think he also sued for royalties so :/)
  • here he is (to the left of morrissey)

sorry abt the pic they just look really good here and i want to cry

  • the smiths formed in manchester in 1982 when johnny marr knocked on morrisseys front door and pressed his face to the glass. please read this article abt the whole thing i cry
  • morrissey descibes their meeting. im fine :) (thats me screamin with my mouth closed)
  • what can i say? johnny and moz were phenomenal together they wrote so many good songs (they wrote ‘half a person’ in four and a half minutes! FOUR AND A HALF MINUTES!)
  • He was different with me than he was with everybody else. I couldn’t have given my music to anybody - anybody else, and he appreciated it more, because he just fell in love with it, and that went on all the way through the band. In many ways he was my biggest fan really.” - Johnny Marr
  • but they were only together for five years :( johnny and morrissey fell out and everything got really stressful and. yeah ill just give some quotes bc im sad
  • “One night we had a conversation and he said “ I think it’s about time and I’ve had enough” and I was saying “Yes I understand” but I really didn’t mean it I really didn’t think he’d completely pull the plug.” - Morrissey
  • “Morrissey asked me to do a farewell gig at one point, but I said no. It just seemed like a bad idea… We actually got together a few times [afterwards]. We went for a walk in the country, we went out to dinner one night, and later we just went for a long drive. It was really good to see each other away from any scenes. Like everyone, in private we’re quite different characters. I know the real Morrissey and he knows the real me.” - Johnny Marr
  • “I think Johnny understood Morrissey more than anyone else in the world… It was almost illogical, the gulf that was coming between Johnny and Morrissey, and you couldn’t put it down to any one thing. Again, it was almost like Morrissey living out his doomed fantasies. I think at some point one of them thought, “I can’t do this. You’re saying you want to be on in this stuff but when I move towards you, you move away. Or vice versa. There’s no rhythm between us.” Whereas before, they were finishing each other’s sentences.” - Grant Showbiz (sound engineer)
  • and then johnny wrote moz this letter which he kept and kept and printed in his autobio in 2013 more than 25 years later :) :)) :))))))

The Albums

The Smiths

  • their first album and one dear to my heart
  • recieves a lot of criticism from fans and the band bc of the mess surrounding production and the poor sound quality but! who cares its beautiful
  • caused quite a stir when it came out bc it was so subversive and unapologetically Not About Hetero Romance so the press were scratching their heads a lot
  • the first single had this cover and andy talks about the mortification he felt trying to show his dad his bands first single can u imagine
  • tbh the subject matter is very weird and ambiguous and a bit morbid (theres a song about the moors murders for example) but its also very sweet and funny. typical smiths tbh
  • the cover is a still from an Andy Warhol film called ‘Flesh’ but morrissey wrote the album notes as CULLED FROM ANDY WARHOLS FLESH which sounds a lot more ominous

Hatful of Hollow

  • a compilation album
  • unhappy with the quality of The Smiths the band decided to put out a compilation early on
  • essential listening tbh - u will learn soon enough that all smiths compilations are necessary
  • oh yeah some smiths records had a secret etched message from morrissey. on this album: THE IMPOTENCE OF ERNEST/IAN (ian was johnnys brother)

Meat Is Murder

  • the album that inspired a generation of vegetarians
  • ITS SO GOOD i cant ever stop listening to it tbh
  • so so many classic tracks
  • a bit more stridently political (vegetarianism, jabs at the monarchy and english school system, railing against the injustices of corporal punishment)
  • secret etching: ILLNESS IS ART / DOING THE WYTHENSHAWE WALTZ

The Queen Is Dead

  • considered by many to be their finest album (not by the band tho they think strangeways is the best)
  • every single track on here is so sublimley good how do you even articulate your feelings towards i know its over or frankly mr shankly or some girls are bigger than others WHAT DO I SAY
  • THE BOY WITH THE THORN IN HIS SIDE. CEMETRY GATES. THERE IS A LIGHT THAT NEVER GOES OUT.
  • secret etching: FEAR OF MANCHESTER / THEM WAS ROTTEN DAYS

The World Won’t Listen

  • personally this is my favourite smiths compilation altho its often overlooked bc most of the tracks appear elsewhere
  • HOWEVER it contains stretch out and wait and money changes everything so its like. objectively the best (fight me irl)

Louder Than Bombs

  • the better known american compilation album
  • REALLY REALLY ESSENTIAL SONGS its so good i love it

Strangeways, Here We Come

  • the last studio album :(
  • technically and musically their best its really ~experimental~ and different (for them)
  • Morrissey -  “We say [that it’s our best album] quite often. At the same time. In our sleep. But in different beds.”
  • features moz on piano in death of a disco dancer
  • title refers to strangeways prison in manchester
  • im gona weep if ur gonna go this is the way to do it
  • secret etching: GUY FAWKES WAS A GENIUS

Rank

  • the posthumous live album
  • released as a contractual obligation so mozzer had to pick all the tracks by himself after they’d broken up :(
  • he wanted to call it The Smiths In Heat but the label wouldn’t let him
  • contains the instrumental track The Draize Train and a really neat Marie’s The Name (Of His Latest Flame)/Rusholme Ruffians mashup
  • feat. craig gannon on guitar
  • anyway its really good
  • secret etching: PEEPHOLISM

Other Projects

Morrissey’s Solo Career

  • moz went solo after the smiths broke up and hes been massivley successful
  • the sideburns got more intense and he gradually got grumpier and grumpier
  • idk this is just my opinion but i feel that solo moz is a very different creature to smiths moz? sort of. less tender and gentle? there’s a line from i know its over that says “its so easy to laugh/its so easy to hate/it takes strength to be gentle and kind” and i feel maybe solo moz stopped caring about that so much. not that he was incapable of it -theres a lot of heartbreakingly good stuff he wrote as a solo artist- but i feel he tends more towards sarcasm and polemic than the dry humor he had in the smiths
  • THAT BEING SAID i love solo moz’s stuff there’s some glorious stuff in here so to all the angry asks im gonna recieve i say its just my opinion please dont eat me alive
  • hes released 10 studio albums as a solo artist; Viva Hate, Kill Uncle, Your Arsenal, Vauxhall And I, Southpaw Grammar, Maladjusted, You Are The Quarry, Ringleader Of The Tormentors, Years Of Refusal, and World Peace Is None Of Your Business
  • hours of entertainment can be gleaned from merely perusing the titles of solo morrissey tracks, do yourself a favour and have a look

Electronic

  • after he left the smiths johnny formed an ALTERNATIVE DANCE SUPERGROUP with New Order frontman Bernard Sumner and occasionally with Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys
  • its pretty much the greatest thing that ever happened to me its the perfect intesection of every one of my interests
  • three albums; Electronic, Raise The Pressure, Twisted Tenderness
  • they never officially dissolved things but they havent really been active since 1999 so

Johnny’s Other Projects

johnny is a massively prolific musician and has collaborated with almost everyone on the planet, including but not limited to:

  • paul mc cartney
  • the pretenders
  • the the
  • bryan ferry
  • billy bragg
  • kirsty mccoll
  • talking heads
  • beck
  • oasis
  • then he had a sort of band called Johnny Marr + The Healers and they had one album (Boomslang)
  • and then he was the guitarist for Modest Mouse for three years
  • and then he was The Cribs guitarist
  • helped hans zimmer with the soundtrack for inception and amazing spider-man 2, is working on something else with him atm i think
  • then in 2013 he went solo! he sang on his own album! everyone died bc who knew that Guitar Dad had such a beautiful voice!
  • his two solo albums are The Messenger and Playland
  • and then he played on Noel Gallagher’s Ballad Of The Mighty I and we all died a bit more

More Fun Smiths Facts

anonymous asked:

Eric and Jack headcannons!

  • Okay so after the events of Semi-Formal, Eric and Jack officially reconnect and all and start hanging out again
  • You know, chilling, going out to movies and bars on free time, and Eric starts helping Jack try to reform his company and all
  • And Eric is just on cloud nine tbh his best friend is back!!! This is great!!! He’s really missed Jack and all their whacky misadventures together all these years.
  • And Jack is happy too, obviously, but after a couple months during which he has seen Eric literally every day, he’s just like…wait…shit…something doesn’t feel all Platonic about this. Which freaks him out, obviously.
  • Because like??? He’s Jack and it’s Eric and they were always all about the girls when they were younger and he’s literally felt remotely like this before except for Rachel, wha t the fu ck.
  • So Jack starts lowkey freaking out and he wants to just cut ties again and transfer firms or something but like…Did you hear all that gay shit he said in Semi-Formal about Eric’s voice never leaving his head and how sticking with Eric has been his only good decision???? He knows he can’t just leave again. Plus, the more he reconnects with Eric, the more apparent it is that other than his siblings and Rachel, Eric hasn’t really had any relationships or strong friendships in a while. Jack peaceing out again would probably crush him.
  • So Jack decides to just boil in a stew of confusing emotions and sell it with a smile
  • (Eric can tell it’s a fake smile but Jack clamps up whenever he asks what’s wrong)
  • Okay so meanwhile,
  • Shawn was doing a job in Oregon a few months prior to all this when he gets a text from Cory reading:
  • “I T  H A S  B E G U N”
  • So Shawn is like wtf and he responds like “Cory this is the most ominous message you have ever sent me what is happening omfg” 
  • ERIC AGREED TO HELP ME CHAPERONE THE GIRL’S SEMI-FORMAL. HE BROUGHT JACK WITH HIM.”
  • And Shawn is just like “CORY FUCK YOU I JUST STARTED TO GIVE UP ON THEM DO NOT PLAY WITH ME LIKE THIS.”
  • And Cory responds with a stalker picture of Eric and Jack laughing by the punch bowl
  • And Shawn just responds with a lot of screaming-face emojis (Shawn Hunter fucking loves emojis don’t fight me on this)
  • JACK SAID KEEPING ERIC AROUND WAS ALWAYS HIS BEST DECISION. ERIC HAS FIXED JACK’S TIE SIX TIMES SINCE ARRIVING HERE HALF AN HOUR AGO. THEY KEEP PATTING EACH OTHERS SHOULDERS FOR NO REASON. SHAWNIE IM GONNA SCREAM.”
  • “CORY. I. I ALREADY GAVE UP ON THIS. YOU CANNOT GET MY HOPES BACK UP.”
  • BUT SHAWNIE, OUR V I S I O N.”
  • “FUCK.”
  • So they just continue to freak out like that for a while.
  • Shawn and Cory really fucking ship their brothers okay. They just know they’re perfect for each other. They’ve been shipping and scheming to get them together since Shawn was living with Eric and Jack, but after the unfortunate 15 year radio silence, they started to loose hope omfg.
  • But now, after what Cory is witnessing at this dance??? They are back with a vengeance omfg. The second Shawn gets back in New York they’re just like WE NEED TO STRATEGIZE.
  • They decide until any new developments happen, they should just mostly stick to their old tactics- Shawn will be super vague and implying around them and see if they pick up and try to talk to him about it. Cory just makes outright statements framed as jokes so he can judge their reactions (A-la that ‘So nothing’s changed!’ quip he made when Jack jokingly said Eric was his date)
  • So for the next couple months, as Eric and Jack reconnect and Jack starts to get more and more confused about his feelings, Cory and Shawn are keeping that up, and also lowkey follow them some nights when they’re ‘hanging out’, and also try to get all four of them to hang out so Cory and Shawn can ‘observe and collect date’ (they just like using all the terms it makes them feel cool)
  • “Brothers Brunch Dates are totally a thing!!! It’s the new fad!” “Oh, really? Cool, I’ll call Joshie and-” “NO WE DON’T LIKE HIM ANYMORE LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS.”
  • Cory just knows that Joshua will somehow manage to fuck all this up for him. He’s been putting hard work into this relationship for damn near two decades hE WONT BE DEFEATED NOW
  • Okay so they keep up their antics, but they don’t notice how uncomfortable Jack is getting, they’ve been expecting Eric to crack first.
  • So one night, Shawn’s at the apartment flipping through a fucking binder he’s compiled of ‘evidence, theories, and plots’ to get Jack and Eric together when he groans and throws it down on the table, and he’s just like “It’s been five months why the fuck aren’t the married yet.”
  • “Shawn, they need time. We just have to wait-”
  • “I’VE DONE MY WAITING. EIGHTEEN YEARS OF IT. IN  A Z K A B A N.”
  • Shawn.”
  • So Topanga hears that nonsense and comes to investigate lol. She had a general idea that they wanted their brothers together, but she didn’t know that they had reached, like, plotting and scheming levels. So she sees Shawn’s binder and f l i p s
  • So they tell her everything, everything they’ve been trying to accomplish on the lowkey since they were teenagers. Topanga’s just like “You’re failures and I’m gonna make this happen in 2 seconds.” and whips her phone out
  • So the guys are like wait no??? Because they thought she was calling Eric or Jack, but when they realize who she calls they just. Groan. How had this never occurred to them before now?
  • Okay so back to Eric and Jack.
  • It’s been five months since they’ve reconnected and they are deadass seeing each other every night
  • Even if Jack has a business meeting out of town or Eric has to jet off for senator work, they still fucking facetime with each other every night ugh these losers
  • And Jack’s been really dedicated to making his life better- he starts to turn his company around and tries to make them more environmentally friendly, he starts helping out a lot of charities, through Eric he’s been able to reconnect with Rachel and now they’re all friends again.
  • But he still is so confused over what he’s feeling towards Eric. He keeps telling himself he’s crazy, it’s just because they haven’t seen each other in so long, stuff like that. But the stress of bottling everything up is getting to him so he starts gambling again
  • Because he’s a fucking idiot but anywho
  • So now Eric’s really fucking worried because he knows Jack is hiding something and his gambling problems acting up are literally never a good sign
  • But Jack’s telling him literally anything except whatever this problem is so he’s like!!!! How am I supposed to help you!!!
  • He’s like really distressed about this, he’s worried Jack’s just gonna up and stop talking to him again. He brings this up whenever he talks to Rachel, because she’s a therapist she should be able to figure this out right
  • She can’t lol. She thinks Eric’s making a big deal about nothing, but she does wonder why both of them are acting so strange.
  • Then, she gets a call from Topanga that basically boils down to “I need you to get Eric and Jack together” and she’s just like. Oh my GOD. How did I possibly miss this???
  • So Rachel flies her ass to New York almost immediately lmao. Didn’t tell anyone she was coming, just shows up in the middle of one of Eric’s meetings and demands he buy her lunch.
  • So he agrees lol and they go out to some cute little restaurant and the second they sit down Rachel just grabs his hands and is like, “Okay, so. Sweetie-” and they spend this entire fucking lunch (that ends up being like 4 hours long omg) just delving into the innermost parts of Eric’s mind and person omfg
  • It got really fucking intense okay omg
  • And a lot of it she was like dissecting his relationships with people and she put a lot of focus on his relationship with Jack. Like, he’s oblivious to what she’s doing at first, but after a while he catches on and admits that he’s thought for quite a while that maybe it’s not exactly platonic but he always convinces himself he’s just being stupid and ignores it
  • So they talk that out and ambush therapy sesh ends with him coming to terms with the fact that he ‘like-likes’ Jack
  • So he’s immediately just like “Rachel why the fuck would you do this to me WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE SEEING SOME STUPID SHOW TONIGHT AS STRAIGHT FRIENDS NOW ALL I’LL BE ABLE TO THINK ABOUT IS HOW GAY YOU’VE MADE THE WHOLE SITUATION.”
  • “What show are you seeing?”
  • “His cousin gave him the tickets, I think he said it’s called Hedwig or something.”
  • “That’s…that’s a really gay show in the first place.”
  • “Shit, really? LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE WONDER WOMAN.”
  • So they talk about that for a little longer, she helps him calm down about the whole thing, and then Eric really has to get back to work so he heads off.
  • So now she’s on a quest to track down Jack Hunter
  • She went to his work and was told he had the day off, so she’s like “I’m gonna have to track his ass down to a shady casino aren’t I”
  • She did
  • He was loosing
  • So she confronts him and he’s freaking out bc even though they’ve reconnected and have been talking again, he hasn’t physically seen her in literally like 12 years omfg
  • So she drags him out and to the park or something and they have fun catching up for a bit
  • So finally, she decides that instead of working into it like she did with Eric, Jack won’t stand for that bullshit. So literally out of the blue she’s like “You dumped me and left me alone in the Peace Corps. Explain the motivation.” and Jack is like w e  l  l   u m
  • He tries to escape but she grabs him and goes to town trying to analyze why he left and he’s like “Maybe I just wanted my inheritance back?” and she’s like “Okay well then explain your lack of serious relationships or even meaningless flings in the past decade START TALKING I DARE YOU”
  • So he just starts listing off all these excuses and she just keeps antagonizing him until he finally snaps and yells “IT’S BECAUSE I HAVE FEELINGS FOR ERIC OKAY” and then everything goes silent because he’s never said that out loud before so he’s clearly freaking out but Rachel is all but jumping for joy now.
  • Jack looks like he’s lowkey about to have a panic attack and Rachel’s about to say something when they hear an impressed whisper-shout of “SHE!!! DID!!! THAT!!!” and look up to discover Cory and Shawn fucking hiding in the tree above them o m f g
  • Jack yells up “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?” and Cory yells back “WHEN WILL YOU FINALLY MAKE AN HONEST WOMAN OUT OF MY BROTHER?” which just gets Rachel cracking tf up
  • Jack is just like???? LEAVE! and Shawn yells back “THIS EFFECTS US TOO”
  • Jack throws a rock at them and they fall out of the tree and run out of the park lmao
  • So now he’s f r e a k i n g out obviously and Rachel’s trying to calm him down and tell him it’s fine and everything
  • But he’s still loosing it because he finally said it out loud and it felt right but the whole situation is so weird to him and now he’s gotta see Eric in a few hours and sit next to him in a dark room for a while f u c k
  • But he doesn’t want to cancel because Eric would be suspicious and he still wants to be near him and u g h
  • Rachel’s not telling Jack that she already talked to Eric and she’s not planning on telling Eric about what Jack said. She wants them to get there on their own,
  • So Jack is like “You know what??? I’m rich, I could totally get a third ticket if I wanted to. Rachel please come with us??” but she’s like “Lol Jack sweetie I flew in specifically to do this my flight leaves in an hour and a half bye have fun make out with Eric for me” and just LEAVES and he’s screaming
  • So he’s panicking and it’s at this point that he runs into Josh Matthews right
  • And Josh was just offering a passing “Oh hey man” but Jack was DESPERATE so he told Josh he had a third ticket to a musical he was seeing with Eric that night
  • And Josh, funnily enough, had just opened up a chain text from Cory, sent to himself, Topanga, Morgan and Feeny, that just reads “SHAWN AND I WERE THERE AND JACK CONFESSED HIS LOVE FOR ERIC THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE THE PROPHECY IS UPON US.”
  • (As Rachel hadn’t told anyone she was coming in, Cory and Shawn happened to find her by accident. They have no idea she talked to Eric too)
  • So Josh reads this text and that looks up at the clearly freaked out Jack Hunter standing before him, and just grins a bit deviously and is like “Yes. Yes, I’d love to come.”
  • Okay omg so the rest of the day, Eric had been hyping himself up and planned to just get this whole thing over with.
  • Like, he definitely doesn’t think Jack has any feelings for him. But he was planning on sitting through the show and reading Jack’s reactions to some of the content, and then bringing it up with him at dinner afterword, and if it was positive he’d bring up what he’s feeling so they could just acknowledge them and get the whole thing out of the way. He didn’t think anything would like, happen, so he just wanted to clear the air so he could make himself move on.
  • So then he gets to the theater and sees Jack and starts internally freaking out…But then he notices Josh and he’s just like “WHAT are you doing here??”
  • And Josh is giving him an “I’m gonna ruin your life’ smile and is like “oh, Jack had an extra ticket and invited me! I LOVE this show, saw it with Riley and Maya last year.’ and then he smiles at both of them and is like ‘I think we’ll have fun’ and HEADS INSIDE WHAT A SHIT
  • So Eric and Jack are outside talking awkwardly for a few minutes but they won’t make eye contact and they’re trying to figure out what’s up with each other omg eventually they just quit and head inside
  • Okay so remembered I mentioned Cory has always had a feeling Josh would ruin his shipping dreams here??? Josh is aware Cory thinks that.
  • So that’s why Josh Matthews sits his ass down right in between Eric and Jack, pulls out his phone yelling “Pre-show selfie!!!!”, and sends the picture to Cory captioned “I’M COCKBLOCKING ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS.”
  • CORY GETS IT IN THE MIDDLE OF A CROWDED SUPERMARKET AND LETS OUT THE LOUDEST, MOST MISERABLE SCREAM OF DEFEAT AND REGRET
  • So anyway, the show starts.
  • If you’re unfamiliar, the show has no fourth wall and is very interactive- it’s played out as ‘Hedwig’, a singer who’s career has been plummeting, is playing a concert, and the audience is at that concert rather than a musical, you feel?
  • So of course…Jack’s cousin had to give them seats that were predetermined for the actor to mess with.
  • Jack and Josh both got pulled up on stage, Jack got chased off by a jealous Yitzhak after being all but dry humped, and Eric got kissed during “Sugar Daddy” it was fucking great Josh was having the time of his life. Jack and Eric were lowkey freaking out. They out here tryna struggle with their sexualities and some hot actor in drag is all over them. What the fuck
  • Oh great now he’s stripping down to his underwear
  • Josh can feel the tension radiating off both of them he’s having so much fun what a little asshole
  • So the show ends and boy, these guys thought they were confused about everything before. They have no idea wtf is happening now
  • They both feel a little less, weird about having feelings for each other at least. But they also both still believe the other sees this as the strictly platonic best friendship they’ve always had. So they’re still freaking out but it’s not getting talked about!!!
  • Because Jack was too scared to do it in the first place and Josh’s presence has psyched Eric out omfg
  • So now they’re at dinner and just sitting there quietly, not making looking at each other, as Josh just yammers on about the show lol
  • So finally Eric says something dumb or whatever that gets Jack to laugh and look up, and then he rolls his eye because he realizes Eric still has lipstick smeared all over his lips from when Hedwig kissed him lol
  • So he grabs a napkin and reaches over to get it for him, and he was totally not expecting it to turn into one of those cliché emotionally charged moments you see in the movies, but it DID omfg
  • He’s being gentle trying to get it off and Eric’s not moving an inch and they’re holding eye contact and their breath is hitched omfg
  • After Jack pulls back there’s a long moment of silence before Josh just goes “…Wow.”
  • They both turn and glare at him and he just silently takes a sip of his drink and tries not to laugh lol
  • So dinner happens relatively quietly after that, any conversation is just them asking Josh about school lol.
  • So they all start walking home right. And Josh’s campus was the first stop while Eric and Jack’s apartments weren’t that far away
  • So Josh is saying goodnight and thanking Jack for the tickets and everything, and then he’s about to walk away but he turns back and goes, “Oh, one more thing: YOU’RE BOTH IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER. DISCUSS.”
  • AND THEN HE JUST FUCKING BOLTS AWAY LAUGHING
  • So now Eric and Jack are just like uh Uh UHHHH
  • They panic around each other for a few minutes and look and act like idiots but finally Jack pulls his shit together and he’s like “let’s just head back to your place and talk this all out” omg
  • And they do
  • Talking happens
  • Other things happen
  • And they end up being really surprised by how…natural everything seems, you know? Like they were expecting some big freak out that could ruin their friendship because these feelings are weird and obviously not reciprocated. Not ‘Oh, we kiss now? Awesome!’ like it ended up not *feeling* like the big deal they were expecting, it just felt very natural, just Eric and Jack in their whacky situations. This week they make out on Eric’s couch! Whatever will they do next!
  • So they decide like, okay, this is just a natural next step in our relationship, this is what we do now, not a big deal. But they don’t want to tell anyone yet.
  • Mostly because they don’t 100% know how their friends and family will react (they know some of them, sure, but not all), but also??? Eric’s a senator and Jack’s a very successful businessman. The media would be all over it omfg like they’re still figuring this out themselves, they don’t need gossip mags and twitter and CNN’s opinions on it.
  • So they keep it under wraps. After about 2 weeks they decide they’re officially dating, but still keep it hush hush for a few months (except Josh knows bc he showed up the day after Hedwig demanding answers lmao).
  • Okay, so one day, it’s their 6 month anniversary, and Jack is EXCITED omg he’s out at the store buying a cake and candles and a bouquet of flowers and he’s trying to pick up a present. He’s gonna surprise Eric and finally be the romantic one for once. He’s so pumped, he’s so proud of himself-
  • He gets a text from Eric reading “Heads up, Riley’s sleeping over my place all weekend. We’re just friends.”
  • And Jack is like???? “It’s our anniversary are you KIDDING me what is so wrong with her apartment?”
  • “She’s not saying anything, but I think she got in a fight with Topanga. She’s REALLY upset, I already told Cory I’d watch her.”
  • So Jack is just like u  g h
  • But he heads to Eric’s (his apartment building was getting fumigated) and tbh Riley does look pretty upset but Jack is salty so he’s decided she doesn’t look upset enough to temporarily run away. He doesn’t say anything though and manages to convince her the ‘Happy Anniversary’ cake was on display/sale and he picked it up because chocolate helps girls right???
  • Eric rolled his eyes and Riley didn’t look like she entirely bought it but no one said anything lol
  • So the night wears on, Riley still won’t talk about why she’s upset and Jack can’t help but feel a little uncomfortable around her since he doesn’t know her that well
  • Eric’s perfectly fine though and keeps her talking about trivial things and keeps her occupied
  • And this is a PROBLEM okay
  • Jack had just…forgotten about Eric with kids, okay. Just completely forgot.
  • And now here he is, braiding Riley’s hair and making her tears turn into laughter and playing dumb little games with her and it was magic and Jack is just like
  • thiS IS SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT HERE
  • HE’S FEELIN’ IT MR. KRABS.
  • All Jack wants to do is make out with this magical idiot of his and he CAN’T because of Riley omfggggggg
  • So at some point Riley nods off on the couch right. And Jack immediately pulls Eric into the bedroom lol
  • So Eric’s like ‘maybe not with the depressed 15 year old in the other room’ but Jack’s like “I mean honestly she doesn’t seem all that upset, this could be an overreaction. We should send her home to make sure!” and Eric’s just like omfg Jack I raised her for the first six years of her life I think I can read her emotions better than you
  • And Jack actually hadn’t heard about that before so he was like ‘wait seriously?’ and Eric gives a rushed explanation of how he helped out Cory and Topanga while they were still in school.
  • And after that Jack is just like??? What the fuck??? You’re an angel???? What the fu c k
  • So Eric kisses him and the door IMMEDIATELY OPENS
  • THEY HEAR RILEY SQUEAK “WHOOPS THIS ISNT THE BATHROOM” AND IT SLAMS SHUT OMG
  • So now they’re like…Time to Panic. omfg
  • They’re pacing around the room and mapping out a damn game plan on how to discuss this with Riley, explain their relationship, make sure she doesn’t have a problem with it and beg her not to tell anyone, amongst other things. Mapping out the game plan takes them like half an hour omg
  • So by the time they come out, Riley’s back on the couch and has apparently ordered pizza lol. So they turn off the tv and sit across from her all seriously and she’s like??? Something wrong????
  • And Eric’s trying to ease into it or something and he’s like okay princess so about what you saw-
  • And she’s like??? Listen I’m sorry about that I thought it was the bathroom door??? Are you honestly that mad????
  • And Eric and Jack are like omg no we aren’t mad. Aren’t you freaked out???
  • And Riley’s just like…why would I be? You were just kissing. I’ve literally walked in on my parents having sex with a cardboard cutout of Chase Utley watching. Nothing can break me anymore.
  • So they’re like o h m y G o d didn’t need that image but now Eric’s trying to be like okay so like??? You’re okay that Jack is also a guy???
  • And Riley’s like Uncle Eric p l e a s e I have literally no problems with that. I just want you to be happy, and from the way I’ve heard you talk about Jack, I have every reason to believe you are!
  • So they’re all crying and hug it out nbd. Riley doesn’t think anyone in the family would have a problem with them being together but agrees to keep quiet.
  • But then Riley spies the half eaten cake and is like f u c k I’m ruining an anniversary I’m a monster I’m leaving peace out use protection and she’s literally trying to shove all her stuff back in her backpack and escape as Eric and Jack are like “omfg it’s fine we’re not letting you roam the streets at 11:00 at night” but she’s insisting she’ll just head over to Farkle’s because she really doesn’t wanna kill their anniversary
  • But finally Jack convinces her that they want her there and the anniversary isn’t ruined ya-da-ya-da
  • So the three of them have a cute little weekend- Riley and Jack bond, Eric tries to teach them both his pizza eating trick, Riley successfully avoids all her problems for 3 days, and she also makes a point to give them some alone time which is nice
  • So anyway, Cory and Shawn are frustrated and miserable
  • They’ve been trying to get their brothers to fall in love for SO LONG but there are no developments omfg save these poor losers
  • So one day they’re just moping around, sadly flipping through Shawn’s binder and trying to brainstorm, when Shawn mumbles “What if…we…involved the youth.”
  • “The youth?”
  • “The youth.”
  • The youth.”
  • “THE YOUTH.”
  • Maya, Farkle and Riley, who have just arrived from school, are like “Why are you guys just yelling about youth wtf”
  • Shawn and Cory see them and scream “YOUTH” really loudly, like they all jump lol, and shoved the three of them onto the couch and are just like “Listen we need to make our brothers love each other.”
  • Farkle is immediately like “I’m out, I’m sick of romance drama, fucking goodbye, just send whatever you’re having for dinner to my house” and walks out omfg
  • Cory, yelling loudly at Farkle’s retreating figure, “Okay, now that the WEAK LINK IS GONE-”
  • So anyway, they explain their plans and objective to the girls.
  • Maya’s on board in ten seconds flat lmao but Riley is just like…why don’t we let them live their lives and whatever happens, happens
  • “What child of mine would EVER say that?”
  • So they ignore her and go back to plotting and Riley’s deadass just live blogging this whole experience she opened up a group message with Eric, Jack, and Josh and they’re all cracking up and trying to come up with ideas to mess up the schemes or make Shawn and Cory think Eric and Jack got in another fight and aren’t talking again lmao
  • So they have fun with that for a couple weeks
  • Okay so one night, Eric and Jack take Riley and Josh out to dinner because Riley won a writing competition but she didn’t tell anyone else she entered the contest but those three wanted to celebrate it was this whole thing
  • So they’ve got a very private, secluded both in the restaurant, so they feel safe discussing their relationship, and Josh asks them when exactly they were planning on telling everyone else, because the holiday season is coming up so like?? They should figure something out.
  • So they started going back and forth, doing pros and cons of different ideas. Riley and Josh are really anything but helpful lol
  • Jack said something like “I mean, we could just do it over the phone” and they both slammed their drinks down and demanded “But where’s the drama in that?!” in perfect unison, and then gave each other ‘wtf’ looks because they had surprised themselves. That had Eric cracking up lol
  • Eric keeps giving ridiculous ideas like “What if we just let them catch us making out over the Thanksgiving meal” or “Let’s send out some Ambiguously Gay Duo style Christmas cards” 
  • “Eric there’s nothing ambiguous about this
  • And then Jack leans over and kisses him while Riley and Josh give mildly sarcastic ‘awwww’s
  • And then there’s a camera flash
  • f u c k
  • All four of them start looking around in a panic but they can’t figure out who took the picture holy shit they’re freaking out
  • They can’t just outright interrogate restaurant patrons or personal but like!!!! Code red!!!! Code blue!!!! Code apricot!!!!
  • Eric waves over Agent LaChance to ask him to help but he’s holding up his cell phone which has a notification from a huge news site that’s promising they ‘Just dug up some MAJOR DIRT on our favorite New York Senator, story hitting in 15 minutes!’ and like…they screwed omfg
  • So they just all rush out into the car and Jack and Eric are deadass  calling their parents and grandparents and Feeny but since it’s dinner time no one’s picking up so they’re literally just LEAVING VOICEMAILS LIKE ‘HEY FAMILY I’VE HAD A STEADY BOYFRIEND FOR 8 MONTHS WE LIVE TOGETHER SEE YOU AT THE HOLIDAYS LOVE YOU BYE” OMFG
  • So they get to Cory’s apartment and burst in and Eric’s in Serious Mode ™ and is all like ‘Cor dude I need you to not freak out right now because I’m already freaking out and I didn’t want to tell you guys about this yet but I also don’t want you to find out from the news you know???” and Cory and Topanga (and Auggie, Farkle and Maya are chilling there too) are just like omfg what’s happening what’s wrong what’s hitting the news in five minutes??
  • So Eric tells them he’s with Jack and Jack, Josh and Riley are just kinda awkwardly waving in the back and Cory just. silently collapses onto the couch.
  • So everyone’s lowkey freaking out- not in a bad way, just in a ‘holy shit’ way. And then the news report comes on
  • And THAT’S bad omfg.
  • Shawn’s immediately blowing up Jack’s phone like why the fuck didn’t you tell me???
  • Everyone’s calling and texting them omfg phones are blowing up
  • And obviously there was A LOT of negative feedback from the news site itself and some viewers bc politics are a shit show but they powered through all that bs
  • Eventually get married and adopt 3 kids and have 2 via surrogate yay
  • This is like fucking 11 pages long if you made it through honestly congrats bro I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT ERIC MATTHEWS AND JACK HUNTER

hello to my lovely lovely followers!! i have had this blog for a little over 7 months now and i’ve just reached 1,000 followers! i am so heartened by how wholeheartedly ive been accepted into this fandom. ive made so many close friends that i really cant imagine going a day without talking to now and been more active here than ever before, and i really thank everyone for that, because one direction and these boys have genuinely brought me so much joy in 2016 (and a hearty amount of stress as well, but mostly joy..)

you know the drill - mutuals bolded, faves italicized!! 

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@acutepayne, @adarkbluesea, @adidasandangelwings,  @adultfansofonedirection@alivingfire, @alldayeveryday1daf, @allthelov, @allyasavedtheday, @altjofficial, @alwaysinmyheartrbbsbb,  @anklelouis, @babyboyfriends, @bi-harold, @birdonahotdog, @blesslourry, @bottomlinsons@bringitin, @carrotsandcelarry@chevrontattooliam, @chonces, @coneyislands@croptop1d@daggertat@darklarries, @darlinghalo@demonlouie, @donnysoldier, @eeames, @emojikinglouis, @farmerharry,@freedomvevo@frenchharryau, @fookinlou,@fratboyharrie@gaysfic@genuinelybelieve, @girlthatsnotafraid, @goldennouie @gucciysl

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 @haroldysl@harrylovesboats@harryrimslou, @harryspicelatte,@harrysgoldenheart, @harrzan, @haydolce, @hazandlouis, @hazgetsfucked,  @hazzabootrash,  @hazzafluff, @herolarry, @heyangel, @hoeystyles@homelous, @hometolou@ideclareyoularry, @ifeelit-ifeelit, @imactuallyfine, @imalarriethatswhy, @irretrishtible, @isthatyoularry, @itstomlinson@iusedtobeabaker, @jimmytfallon, @kylourens, @lads-laddylads, @lanvinlouis, , @larri,  @larrie, @larriemp3@larrie2k16, @larryisveryfake@larry2kinfinity@larry-is-queen-777@lhrry, @lhrryonce, @liamfeatzayn@lookatyourchoices, @loucrisis, @loueish@louiie@louisbuttcheek, @louistumlinson@louiz, @lovelybluelou, @lths

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@mariokartlarry, @mdnightlarry@moanystyles, @mullingal, @niallmindthebucky@nialls-teeth, @neonillusions, @newmanagement, @newyorklou@nowkisssmeyoufool, @nsfwpayne, @nsfwtomlinson,  @onedirectionislying, @paynner, @peace-klaine-love, @peachbumtommo, @peachyzourry@prettypinkhaz@procrastinating-and-banding, @punkharryau@punklewis, @querkyharry@rainbowswarriors, @rbbsbb@realjamescorden, @redbrickheart@riseandshineharry, @river-of-life@roamingthefloor

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@since-he-was-eighteen, @slytherinstylinson@smallandtol, @smollest-louis, @styleson, @softlarry@softndaintylou, @supportivebfs, @tattoosfic@triangletat,@theboyfriendstagram, @theyallbelongtoyourcreation, @thingslouiscant, @trashylouis, @trulymadlyqueerly,  @trustbvcky, @unintentionalarry, @viphalo, @vipharry, @viplarry,@viplourry, @vipzarry@waytoomanypeopleintheaddisonlee, @wellingtontat, @what-happened-in-wellington, @whereyourehardest, @whiskotp, @wideeyedwhitetee@wintersoldierau@winingandcrying, @yourssincerelylarry, @yslpoutine@zenlikejen, @zinkzhame, @zoueis, @zouispolaroids@zrry

to my gcs: 

HARRY’S NUT: OUR RELIGION gc (previously, HARRY THUMBS THE TIP, and HARRY THUMBS DADDY’S TIP): @imactuallyfine, @peachbumtommo, @softndaintylou, @punklewis, @redbrickheart, @haroldysl, @hoeystyles, @heyangel, @peace-klaine-love, @larryisveryfake, @ideclareyoularry, @frenchharryau - what can i even say about the first gc that I created? we talk literally all day long, and while sometimes (a lot of the time) its annoying to wake up to 300+ messages, or, hell, just get back from the store to 150 messages, i know i have to look through them all anyway because we have the best conversations. yall are there for me, yall understand me, and i would choose no other people to run through the fire with. thank you for being the PERFECT gc. (and loving daddy kink as much as me. hi daddy.) 

THE JIGGLYPUFF SQUAD gc: @alldayeveryday1daf, @genderfluidez,@harryinflorals, @harryspicelatte, @peachbumtommo, @river-of-life,@soooooothishappened, @78tommo, @fookinlou - yall literally light up my life, i am so obsessed with each and every one of you and you make my heart BURST every day when i get a new message, ive had so much fun with you guys. you were the first really serious gc i was in and i know i can always rely on you even if im freaking out at ashley for being a fucking BETRAYER because of her job. damn ash, im still not over it. 

louis hoe squad: @punkharryau, @blesslourry, @lanvinlouis, @yesofcoursealwaays@louis2k15, @pastelpinkharry, @louistumlinson, @peachyzourry, @goldennouie, @louisbuttcheek  - so, we havent been as active lately, and that SUCKS, but i just wanna shot out to my og louis gc. cause i have a lot of love to give for that boy, and sometimes i spend so much time screaming about harry that i dont get to talk about the perfections of this literal beacon of starshine as much, and so id like to thank you guys for keeping me updated on my lil football bby and always having the hot goss and new pic to share.

and to my very best friends: 

@peachbumtommo - ashley, you’re the light of my life, you started a GROUP CHAT with me, we had the 💕 for being best friends on snapchat FOR TWO STRAIGHT MONTHS (again, im so sorry i let snapping about the bachelor au with taylor ruin that, but we probably would’ve lost it while you were at camp anyway 😬). you make my every day better and i’m so happy that i found you on this hellscape of a site.

@peace-klaine-love - oh my god sam, i cant even contain my life for you, who just randomly messaged me at 1am about fucking zayn’s song of all topics (or maybe it was a random babygate thing like 3 days before pillowtalk…idk, regardless) i was thrilled that one of my mutuals had reached out to me, but little did i know that you’d become one of my BEST friends on this entire site and would light up my life. im so glad we can scream about basically everything together in our gc, i love you with all my heart.

@wideeyedwhitetee - anna. you are ONE of the most incredible people on the planet. i am so happy we were introduced, your best friend is a GOD, even if she is wholly unaware of how mutually fucking insane we are. i love that you text me fics you enjoy, i love that you’re genuinely interested and excited about anything we talk about, and i love that because you are so fabulously wonderful, i can actually scream about larry with someone irl. that night was one of the craziest nights of my life, but getting drunk and watching ‘30 iconic larry moments’ on a dorm room floor was so liberating and i basically have you to thank for that. you da 💣.com (also for being there EVERY. STEP. of the writing process for this bachelor au. it is HARD but i know i can do it with you there for me. so thank you.) 

anonymous asked:

Could I get some RFA + V/Saeran (those two are super popular omg) helping you through a really bad day? ;;

//ayy sure thing my dude, sorry if i got too carried away with it heh. i also had some trouble coming up with the issues, so sometimes they repeat themselves and in literally all of them there are snuggles and hugs and i apologize for that but honestly?? none of them wouldn’t cuddle you , ya feel? i might edit this later btw//

Yoosung:

  • first off, yoosung is one of those people who is always checking in with you because he remembers when he would feel really depressed because of Rika and he never wants you to feel that
  • so let’s say you and him planned a date tonight and you were going to go out to eat and then to the movies to see one of the new films coming out the yoosung was really interested in
  • and so you’re in class, right? and you have your big travel cup of some drink, and you reach over for your pen, but you knock over that cup, and the lid literally just opens/falls off and it spills all over your keyboard
  • but you can’t really get up and get napkins or paper towel so you clean it to the best of your abilities with your shirt, which is actually a really nice sweater
  • so class gets out and you have tons of homework which sucks. and you know what? your professors a lazy ass and he doesn’t even teach you, just gives you a bunch of problems to solve or tell you to write something
  • on the way home you missed your train, like you were literally are running up the station steps when it starts to close the doors and pull away
  • no way in hell are you waiting for the next one, because in that time, you could walk back so you did
  • but it started raining, and you don’t have your umbrella, so you go to just call yoosung to come and pick you up but your phone dies
  • and eventually you get home two hours later, stopped by everything and soaking and crying and Yoosung sees you in the door and he’s all dressed up and has this worried look on his face and you cry even more because you know he was really excited for that movie and your day has just been absolute shit
  • and you try to apologize but you just can’t stop the tears and he just hugs you and pets your hair because he’s been there, he knows what it’s like
  • you apologize and tell him that you’re sorry but he’s just like “MC, don’t say that, it isn’t your fault, i’m sorry i couldn’t have helped you sooner.”
  • he just makes you some hot chocolate and a towel and a change of clothes that just came out of the dryer
  • you just snuggle into him and watch The Lion King and go to sleep 
  • yoosung actually loves you so much and he understands when you want to talk and don’t so he’ll just hold you and hug you and be there with you

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bangtan-topia  asked:

Can I request BTS reaction to you dropping into their lap with a book while they're working or playing a game please? I wasn't going to ask, but it is literally the thing I want to do most with my future partner so-

I ACTUALLY FEEL SO BAD BECAUSE THIS TOOK 4 YEARS TO DO. so, I tried to make it really great and long!

Starting out with namjoon bc why not

Namjoon:

Being the giant flirt that he is, he would probably take a look at what you’re doing to him, smile, and then proceed to wrap his arms around you. When he’s doing work, he’d literally still have one arm wrapped around you as he wrote down lyrics or whatever he needed done. He’d also smoothly squeeze your thighs from time to time. I think that you’d all stay in that position for hours until you decide to stand up. Even if you were becoming uncomfortable in that position and moved around his lap, he’d adjust for you so that you’re comfortable. After a long time, he would probably just stop noticing because it’s all natural for you to be there.

http://y–oko.tumblr.com/post/89139198852/do-you-ever-realise-how-beautiful-he-is

Jimin:

Jimin would be a little surprised at first, but then he would start becoming comfortable because he’s all into that skinship and all. So, I think that he’d halfway wrap his arms around you. He’d rest his chin on your shoulder as he did his work and you read your book. At first, I think his grip would be really tight, wanting to hold onto you as long as possible, but then overtime loosen. When he needs support in how stressful his work is, he’d just hug you like a giant teddy bear and you two would just talk. He’d probably play with you overtime, like touching your cheeks, or squeezing your chin, but you wouldn’t even mind because it’s Jimin.

*pretend that v is you :) 

http://xnomoredreamx.tumblr.com/post/135322942119/jimin-and-his-babe

Taehyung:

As soon as you plopped onto his lap, he would immediately start tickling you. You would continuously be assaulted by Tae’s fingers. He would always jab you in the stomach, play with your hair, or just overall play with your facial features. He would barely get any work done and would always distract you from your book to have your full attention. He would even go as far as to take your book out of his hands, and when he has the book, he would wave it in front of his face to make silly faces. Honestly, I think you guys would just start watching Youtube videos together while you were on his lap and just enjoying each other’s company.

http://vminv.tumblr.com/post/112122345271


Jungkook:

Jungkook would be the most surprised as to what you were doing and would probably be freaking out because this is new to him and he doesn’t know how to act in this situation. I think that he would awkwardly try and make you as comfortable on his lap as possible. I don’t think he could really even focus on his work because of you. At first, he wouldn’t even touch you, but as he became more comfortable, he would be gently rubs your arms and stop at the waist. He wouldn’t go farther than that, though. You’d have to make all the other moves towards skinship. Also, he’d be blushing SO MUCH like he would try to play it cool, but on the inside he’s like:

http://sugutie.tumblr.com/post/135311637596/same

Jin:

Jin wouldn’t even be surprised by you sitting on his lap. He would kinda just accept it by him grabbing your hand and just sitting there. Whatever he was doing, whether it be work or EATING FOOD, he would always want your input on something. If he was eating food, he’d feed you his cooking and ask for your opinions about it, despite you already know it’s going to be amazing. If you were too involved in your reading and you started tipping over, that motherly instinct would kick in and he’d for sure grab you to guarantee your safety. He wouldn’t touch you as much, but instead would talk to you a lot about anything and everything.

*once again pretend jimin is you*

http://vminv.tumblr.com/post/117937948916/jinmin

Hoseok:

J-hope would be internally screaming with excitement as you fell into his lap. He would see the book and be like, “really, you bring a book?” Then, he would kinda give you your reading time while he continued to his work. He would be very jittery and move a lot, where you would always look back at him to tell him to knock it off, just to be greeted by his cute smile. Eventually, you would stop caring about the movements. He would purposefully move the leg that you’re sitting on a lot while he grabs onto your arms and just moves you back and forth. He would be the type to pull jokes on you, but when you look back at him, he pretends that he hasn’t done anything and just do his work.

http://jungsoojung.tumblr.com/post/111341772762/fluffy-hoseok

Yoongi:

Suga would be so absorbed in his work that he wouldn’t pay much attention to you. That’s fine, though, because you are reading anyways. He would actually analyze the situation to see that you’re reading, and maybe say a word or two, and then quiet down, since you both had things to do. After he finally really notices you, he would close his eyes, taking in the moment, a moment of relief from all his stress. He wouldn’t really talk about it, but Suga is lowkey greasy, so he would sneakily slither why did i use slither what his hand through your waist as a form of sharing his problems with you. When you left his lap, he would be disappointed about it, but would not express his emotions, and instead throw himself back into his work.

http://jongdaeisabun.tumblr.com/post/125885126277/perfection-personified

enjoyy 


also im very sorry that I didn’t make any of the gifs this time :(

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FinalBout 2
When we first talked about going to FInalBout, we first decided we had to make it there this year, At All Costs. 

Well, it did cost me most everything, and i literally couldnt be happier that i made it happen. It was such a scramble to get all three of us ready, oh my god lol!  I was having suspension, engine, and wiring issues, and the stress really got to me. Matts car had no strut towers and he had to put together a brand new motor from the block upwards and paint in a week and a half. Sooo much fiberglass repair, we didn’t spray matts bumper until 4am somewhere outside minniapolis!  All said and done, he started it up, backed it out of the driveway, and we literally left on the 30+ hour drive that moment. So scary! hahaha The morning we were supposed to leave, my car car was still wet enough to finger fuck, and has just broken everything, so i guess there was nothing left to break, because once we left from lethbridge i had zero issues with the car. Ryan being the only one who was really prepared, he organized a truck and trailer, had little to do but repaint and assemble his new look without all the vinyl, and funny enough hes the one who broke down in some small ass town named FreePort, though i’m not sure what state we were in. 

*Looong driiiveeeeee FULL of adventures for another day…*

We made it there, and first thing derek from Breaking runs over to give us a big ol american high five for making the trip. I was still trying to pick my jaw up off of the floor from the quick look at the track we got rolling up into the parking lot. All we’ve ever really had is shitty oval tracks and some badass streeting spots, so even from the parking lot preview, we were bouncing levels of excited to get out there. We unloaded ryans trailor and slowly pulled into the pits. Illia from Proceed ( the nicest dudes, seriously) gave us the best spot in the house, right at the entrance to the track and sandwiched between Proceed and Risky Devil. We set up our shop and went around, FULLY FUCKING PUMPED, we met all the guys we watch do cool stuff so many times before.

One thing i want to say here is how Unbelievably nice Americans are. Back up in Canada all id really heard about Americans is that they are kinda dicks. 

LOL

Seriously so backwards, all i heard from Canada before finalbout was straight sarcasm whining, talking so much trash about “the car show drift event.” It was actually the final straw that tipped me over the edge to make it happen no matter fucking what. Everyone was saying dumb shit, and i was just like you know what, im going to fucking go and experience it first hand, see it with my own eyes, and end all this opinionated back and forth bullshizz.

Well i went and it blew my brains out. Ive never gottent hat many high fives before. Ive never thrown down next to a stranger whos driving i for some reason fully trust and just met a few hours ago. I never could have even dreampt this event up. I just remember being like Okay Guys! Lets just take a grip lap first to feel the track out….lol nope! Ryan initiated first corner, i diddnt miss a beat following him with a hard flick, and i could hear Matt wasnt far behind me hahaha. (that cars sounds so insane when its right behind you, i always knew how close he was). We linked the entire first lap no problem, and i remember just jumping up and down in my car like oh my god that was unbelievable! i reallllly wanted to highfive someone, but i was alone so i just danced to myself instead, until we were all the sudden back at the starting line getting flagged through for another lap. What sweet heaven did i fall into?

See back home, we street drift, hard. None of us like it, (ok i love it) but we have no track anywhere near us which sucks huge balls. Even the one event we have is 5+ hours north and it just a parking lot. So for us, even though we’ve been driving side by side for 11 years, was a huge step!

So we got a few laps in before we had to change tires and wait for the tire guy to swap em over, so we drank a million gatoraids to stay cool, and chatted with people who was all really genuine and excited about us and our cars, but mostly confused by the KA-T r32 haha. So many people were shocked to just see an r32, let alone a four door, but wait what the fuck…is that a KA? hahahaha got soo many people good. Its the same reaction everytime, pretty priceless.

All the sudden it was time to lay down our competition runs, we had only gotten 6 practice laps, as matt broke a ruca, and me and ryan helped him change it. It all happened really fast, like we had just gotten there, done a couple laps, and then BOOM, theres animal style laying down a sick ass run and we were up a couple teams behind. None of us really got nervous or anything in line up, i was mostly busy remeniscing on the climb to the top of the hill where we got to drive between all the teams lining the outisdes of the track, high fiving you as you drove between them, We put down our runs and just kinda felt like, ok we did our thing,  but i wonder if animal style or faction is going to win, and then all the sudden out of NOWHERE,
WAIT WHAT? WE GOT INTO THE TOP FIVE? 
uhh okay? So we freaked out a bit and went back into our cars.
three way high five for good luck and we went for a couple more laps.
 
I gotta tell ya, i really didnt think we would make top three, and i really didnt care if we did. From the moment we arrived on the parking lot for the first time, i was on cloud nine and it didnt matter if we did one lap, all crashed into eachother and sucked, i would have been just so glad to have made the trip and just been there!  

So when they came back and announced we were in the top three, i just lost it.  Pretty much by myself, in my car, but a few holy shits were exhanged between us three no doubt. Now i know the competition is the smallest part of the weekend. I know that it shouldnt really matter, and that driving with everyone was obviously the highlight. I know this, sure. But all my life my brother ryan (Ryan and I are actual brothers, incase you didnt know) talked on and on about how all he ever wanted in life was to win a trophy drifting. Not for the fame, or to really win, but i think it comes from a place where you just want to see it on the wall of your garage and feel really proud of yourself for what youve built, earned, and accomplished through the hobby. Its symbolic eternal self validation for everytime you second the car, the hobby, the finances, everything.

 So when we went out and did our thing one more time, and we somehow got FUCKING SECOND PLACE, maybe i shouldnt have cried, But i sure did! Somewhere between spraying champaigne, doing a burnout, and hugging my car in the pits, i definitely had a moment of proud/happiness/drifting tears.
You see, mine and my brothers entire life dream had just happened, no, was still happening! And as i sprayed Risky Devil full of champaigne, lit a cigar and drank my big ol’ bottle,  ive honestly, and i really mean this, have never ever ever been happier. I dont think second place would have meant quite as much to any other team there. I called my mom, the whole bit, i wont ever forget it and it changed my perspective on life completely. It made a whole lifetimes worth of people downing your car, telling you your hobby is silly and a waste of money, parents dissaproving of new mods instead of being stoked, all that bullshit, it made it all so fucking worth it. I doubt anyone of those people has loved anything as much as i love drifting, and my passion brought me to my dreams front step! You cant say anything bad about that! One minute imdriving to work in my skyline, the next im driving on the track ive dreampt of since i was 16, riding walls next to teams ive idolized since they’re creation, and earned myself a great personal success! Second place may as well have been first place with 300 virgins, cause i dont know how to tell you how ecstatic we all were.

Not to mention that was the morning of day one! ahahahah
There was still an unexplainable weekend full of smoke breathing, door tapping, gas pedal flooring, clutch kicking intermediate course, to be had! That place really is Never Never Land and we stayed there for the rest of the day.

It didnt feel like a competition, more like when youre at the local skatepark with a few close friends, and youre just cheering eachother on.  
“dude that 360 flip down the 6 set was too clean!*highfive* ”
turned into
“dude this tire mark on my door didnt even do any damage. sugoi!  *highfive* ”

but then the skatepark would be full of all your favourite skaters, from the pros to the homies! And by the end of the day, the pros became your homies, and then you almost won the big game of skate. Or something.

Totally rad cars, radder dudes, and even radder that i got to spend all the best moments of my life so far, with two of my best friends who were equally having the best times of their lives so far. I feel a tighter bond between us three, especially when it comes to the driving. USA International Speedway was exactly what i needed to step up my driving game.

And so we slept under the concession during a huge lightning storm that flooded our tent, vacuumed out my car that has no windows, and drove the 30+ hours home. Ive said it before and i’ll say it again, drifting is sweet! Lets enjoy the spirit of drifting together!

So a huge thank you goes out to Proceed, for being amazing hosts, the other teams for being really friendly, genuine, and stoked to just have a good time with us even if youd never met us before or even heard of us. all the folks who came up to offer congrats or ask questions or compliments, you guys really wowed us this weekend, we were blown away by the community! 
Most of all i wanna thank my two best friends in the whole entire world, i love you dudes so much and couldnt not have ever made this all happen without you. Matter o fact i wouldnt have wanted to do it with anyone else, or alone. Im blessed enough to have amazing mates who push me to make my dreams come true, and help me do it. They share their time, parts, tools, food, and money, and now i get to share back with a few unforgettable memories. Cheers boys! Ryans now back in school on the island in BC, me and matt are moving houses this weekend, and lifes back to normal, but im so proud of everyone who made it out there to drive finalbout. Our story is hardly unique,we didnt spend the most, we didnt drive the farthest, spectators flew from around the world, every single team was pushing hard to make the event with the car working and looking how they wanted, and im proud of you all for doing it.

Long Live FinalBout!!
May you spark the spirit of one thousand stylish drifts!

ORIGINAL THREE PRINCESS PSA CAUSE IM TIRED OF THIS

Alright, you guys. I’ve heard a lot of things lately of people arguing a lot about who’s a better princess for whatever reason. And while I’m totally up for healthy debating I’ve seen a lot of people completely ripping on and destroying these three in particular.

Let’s start with Snow White. Snow White was the first Disney princess. That’s right. THE FIRST. Made in 1937. That means no other princesses or any other Disney creations at all would have been created had she not started all of it. She gets a lot of shit because she didn’t do much. Which you are correct. Snow White wanted to get married. There is not a damn thing wrong with that anymore than Merida not wanting to get married. Snow White shows little girls not to give up on their dreams. She shows them that sometimes you just need to stick your chin up and stick with life until it gives you what you want. She wasn’t cruel to anyone. She was the fairest of them all for fucks sake. She shows girls not to be cruel to people no matter how bad they are to you and you’re all focused on how she spent a good chunk of the movie asleep. She was 14 in the film. For a 14 year old to possess that much goodness and humanity is a pretty good thing if you ask me.

Onwards to Cinderella. Cinderella also gets a lot of shit because she just lost a shoe and didn’t do anything really to get her prince. Cinderella is another prime example of showing girls not to give up on their dreams and wishes in life. Cinderella lived in a freaking tower with a downright abusive step mother and step sisters and she never did anything out of spite and did everything with kindness and love and took care of her animals all while thinking that someday when her chance came she would take it and life. But she showed girls that you need to keep going and push through tough situations.

Sleeping Beauty also known as Aurora gets a lot of shit for not doing anything in her movie oh I dunno because she was cursed for half of it. Not like she had control over it or anything. Once again she spent her entire life in a cottage not knowing her family and being raised by her three mother figures. She was kind to them throughout and listened to them and was nice to her animal friends and did nothing but good.

In Conclusion,

Yes. It is VERY important how much more independent princesses for girls to look up as role models and see that they can do just as much as anyone else. I can not stress that enough. IT IS IMPORTANT. It’s good that they have someone to show them that they don’t need to get married. It’s good that they have a princess to show them that knowledge is power. It’s good that they have one to show them to stick up for their people. It’s good that they have one who freaking saved all of China. It’s amazing that they have an impoverished and racial discriminated woman who is still able to come over all of that to do what she wanted. Every single princess has amazing qualities. But the purpose of these princesses is not to sit and debate which is the best for whatever reason. They are all role models in different ways. Let me repeat that. THEY ARE ALL ROLE MODELS IN DIFFERENT WAYS.

These first three princesses were meant to show girls to hold onto their hopes and dreams no matter how bad things got. They taught girls to treat everyone with kindness and fairness no matter how bad things get or how badly they are treated. It shows them to help out their fiends who might be in trouble. And you know what sometimes that’s what you need. Sometimes you don’t need to save a whole country with your awesome sword skills to prove that you are a bad ass bitch. Sometimes you just need to keep your head up in really shitty times and be the best person you can be, which is what Disney is supposed to be about.

So please please please please please DO NOT insult or tear down other princesses or characters because they are not your cup of tea. If you love Merida and you don’t really like Snow White you go do your thing. But it’s not okay to say that ALL of these princesses weren’t very important in teaching young girls how to be the best person they can be.

Please help me spread this around.