im just bored and in love with this video so here's some more

anonymous asked:

sooo i don't really have a question but i would like an analysis of the new amazingphil video if you have one,, or just your favorite moments, idk i just want you to talk about it, i love your "reviews"

hahaha of course i’ll talk about it!!!!! it’s interesting bc when i first watched this i was actually like not that into it??? it just felt like 10 very calm and chill mins of dnp hanging out which is obviously great but i think i was sort of distracted so i was like mmmm it wasn’t as entertaining as their usual collabs, esp bc on first watch i was like, dan keeps going for these weird dark jokes about torture n maiming and it’s all v Standard Fare but then i thought about it more and realized ,, if this isn’t the biggest evidence yet about how far they’ve come and evolved since last year then idk what is??? like i just can’t believe it’s gotten to the point where i could watch 10 minutes of dan softly playing around with phil’s hair and both of them being a bit calmer and more muted in front of the camera, freely touching each other and joking around about more Mature Themes (hats off to the dildo joke and the “safety word” bit) and have all of that feel completely STANDARD and unsurprising!!! it’s just crazy to me that they’ve normalized these behaviors so much that a video like this could feel so completely expected and ~chill~ 

but then i watched it a second and third time (bc duh) when i was less distracted and there really were so many little moments that stood out to me and so many cute smiles and soft lil jokes that made me wanna melt and it was all just so good. it’s nowhere near their funniest or most captivating video but it’s just vv vv v v soft and chill and natural. when comparing it to something like pastel edits which is probs a close parallel in terms of them playing dress up and touching each other a bit in direct response to a fan request, you can see how this one is far softer and a little bit less performed–they seem less ‘on’ for lack of a better term, and a lot more laid back, dan doesn’t spend as much time demeaning the idea or teasing the fan base for wanting it, and all of it is just so enjoyable to watch. i’ve included (way too many) timestamps below (plus way too many screenshots, as usual, of stupidly cute moments ugh): 

  • 5 seconds in this is already alarmingly cute w dan grumbling behind the pillow that phil wants to give him a creative nickname and phil giggling and looking down at him when he starts complaining
  • :17 dan gives phil permission to just call him dan and phil looks cute n happy about it
  • :27 dan needs to reiterate he was a nerd in school
  • :34 ‘japes’ k dan
  • :48 i live for the way phil looks so earnest and excited when he asks dan why he decided to ‘embrace the curls’ like he genuinely wants to hear dan explain this .. phil is genuinely obsessed w dan’s curls he wasn’t lyin when he said that in the pastel edits vid :(
  • 1:00 i hope phil was the one who chose that photo as an example of dan’s hair looking good in a pic,, phil thinks dan’s best look is his crunchy 2013 leather jacket n his scoop neck t shirt … #confirmed
  • 1:10 ‘you’ve left me alone!’ calm down phil he’s right next to u
  • 1:12 did phil pick that photo too ..  the one of dan in his tank top n hair straightened to within an inch of its life and silvery earrings making a pouty face ,,, lmao i love that he’s picking the cringiest emo-est throwbacks possible
  • 1:54 phil’s like ‘i thought we could eat 400 crusts to see if my hair goes curly’ and it’s altogether a lame joke but dan is staring at him like he’s the most beautiful person on earth. i’d be uncomfortable if i wasn’t so busy melting. then phil stares at dan giggling and it’s all a bit much for me
  • 2:41 ‘what’d happen if i balded you right now?’ dan is so concerned for phil’s well-being that he forgets how to grammar
  • 2:45 the fuckin dildo joke i s2g why are they making sly references to dildos in a g-rated hair curling video why did phil immediately follow dan saying ‘that looks like something else’ by going ‘ooo’ and shoving the curler near dan’s mouth why are they gross
  • 3:21 dan unnecessarily rubbing the curler all over phil’s shoulder and neck … ok
  • 3:41 phil sounds so serious when he asks dan if he thinks the curly hair will suit him, like he really needs dan’s Hot Take on this important issue but dan’s just shuts him down hahaha. i feel like this is reminiscent of the faceapp vid in which dan was completely NOT DOWN with any alteration to phil’s appearance whatsoever bc (vom) he thinks phil is perf jst the way he is (i might actually be sick) 
  • 3:47 idk why but i’m obsessed w phil saying ‘dan, don’t mess about with it’ and dan responding ‘i’m nOT’ in his whiny voice w his eyes all wide. cute
  • 3:56 lmao dan bringing up babuse (i can’t type that without thinking of ‘let me see that babussy’ i hate the fucking internet) and saying it was the last time he was on this bed, i am living for these bants and also phil’s expression of mock horror
  • 4:08 ‘curl me up, bess’
  • 4:11 dan’s going for ‘teen nick jonas but without the face’ his crush is going strong i see,, and then he can’t even follow through and tell phil his face doesn’t compare to nick jonas’s so he turns it into a joke about burning his face instead, nice save bro
  • 4:27 THIS KILLED ME THEYRE JST TALKING N DAN JUST BRUSHES ASIDE A BIT OF PHILS FRINGE FOR NO REASON AT ALL HE JST WANTS TO PLAY W HIS HAIR ITS CUTE N IM DYIN
  • 5:01 something about this bit when dan’s like ‘got a whole clump it’s undignified’ and their proximity, the way their arms are sort of pressed together and it looks like dan could be resting his hand on phil’s leg and dan is also sort of just looking down at phil ,,, Good
  • 5:08 when phil kinda squeaks and pulls away all of a sudden i feel like dan is legit actually concerned he could burn phil as evidenced by his voice going all high pitched when he’s like ‘you can’t do that!!!!’
  • 5:13 more completely unnecessary dan playing around w phil’s fringe n brushing it away. it goes on for like 8 seconds plus there’s a jump cut in the middle of it lmao,,, ugh the way he touches phil’s hair is so soft it makes me feel things
  • 5:32 ‘gonna pork you up phil’ does dan know the meaning of ‘pork’ as a verb ??  ? ? ??? ??????  for reference:
  • 5:36 ‘my life is flashing before my eyes’ ‘ooo is it really boring’ dan is showing yet again that he flirts like a five year old who pulls their crush’s pigtails in the playground grOW UP MATE. phil loves it tho
  • 6:03 omg idk why but i LOVED phil saying ‘i’m finding you so disturbing right now’ it feels so authentic??? something about the way he phrased it is so funny??????? like he genuinely needs dan to take it down a notch w the grim humor lmao
  • 6:47 ‘we need a safety word’ oh my god these boring vanilla fucks call a safe word a ‘safety word’ could they be LAMER hahaha (in all seriousness i can’t even believe that’s a joke dan went for at all let alone on this channel and that phil just chuckled n went along with it what the fuck what a time we live in honestly,, the flirting and touching and the whole premise of a dan-curls-phil’s-hair video is already so much but, like, let’s just add a fucking allusion to bdsm into the mix while we’re at it!!!!!!! wtf!!!)
  • the whole sped up montage of dan doing the curling is just rife w gratuitous hair touching so like obvi i immediately turned the speed down to .5 and just sat back to enjoy it (also @kay-okays uploaded a slowed down version here if ya wanna look at that or like bookmark it for ur own uses ,,  whatever ur into m8)
  • 7:18 those two gentle pats that dan gives to the back of phil’s head before phil looks at his finished hair … so fucking adorable bc it’s the way dan pats down his own hair when he’s fixing it pls save me
  • 7:29 dan obvi needs to make it a point to emphasize they have the same hair again as has been his constant refrain about their haircuts for the last like 3 years (tbh i’m convinced that he literally misses having the same hair as phil which is gross and just as sappy as i’d expect from him) and in order to demonstrate how ALIKE they are again he proceeds to mirror phil playing w his fringe bc why not .. 
  • ‘this was the only thing that was separating us’ PLS
  • 7:38 dan’s Hot Take 2.0: ‘you look like a cool australian surfer … like a weird goth one that has never been to the beach’
  • 8:14 dan asserts on phil’s behalf that phil ‘needs’ the edge of his emo fringe and phil immediately agrees. rip to anyone who was hoping quiff!phil might be on the horizon
  • 8:39 dan goes defensive about how he could’ve done a better job and phil immediately jumps in to say that he thinks dan did well in the most sincere voice of all time, accompanied w cute/soft smile
  • and then he cuts dan off entirely to remind him that he didn’t burn phil’s face off and to v fervently thank him (he litro NODS while he thanks him it’s so SERIOUS) and then dan does some weird touchy thing to phil’s chest or arm or both and phil decides to boop dan’s cheek and you should really SLOW IT DOWN bc when you do, you notice it’s more of like a lil squeeze as opposed to just a v light tap and it’s gROSS:
  • 8:59 then, since this video has far too much dan gratuitously touching phil and phil was surely feeling deprived, phil reaches over to give dan a ‘zayn curl’ and play w dan’s fringe a bit n at this point i’ve had Enough of this cute ass shit
  • 9:20 dan couldn’t just leave it there, he needs to take a moment to re-assert the ~dnp don’t go outside or go to parties or talk to people Ever~ branding just in case ANYONE forgot (but also seems like a low key way for dan to gently remind the audience not to get attached to this in any way bc it will probs never happen again)
  • 9:40 phil dubs dan the “original curly man” n idk how to feel about this but i suppose that is a fitting conclusion to this absolute roller coaster of emotions 

ugh. just a really great video. i’m sorry this post is massive,, there’s jst so much here and i needed to have pics of ALL OF IT

(dan curls my hair!

evan hansen playing ukulele; headcannons

I LOVE THESE WERHDTUJ^YF*IKYUJHTGRSEFAWD


-my SM O L BA BY B OY

-SMOL SMOL BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY

-i don’t evEN FUCK I JUST AM PICTURING HIM PLAYING UKE WHILE SITTING UNDER A TREE AND IM TEARING UP

-oK A Y

-s o evan loves the sound of ukuleles

-he goes on youtube and listen to covers of songs that have ukes

-and the noise is just so pretty and calming and beautiful he just loves it

-he actually has a few covers from people like dodie that he listens to to try and calm down when he’s feeling anxious

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some general tips for people with executive dysfunction

1. invest in a can of dry shampoo!!! they’re not particularly expensive (mine is batiste brand, i got it for $8).  showering a lot can suck for low energy people, esp people who are trying to get their hair to adjust to getting washed less offten (hair gets oily very quickly after long periods of being washed every day) and this can save lot of time while also making you feel clean!! 

2. BANANAS ARE A GODSEND. i get very sick in the morning, and im also perpetually low on energy, which usually makes me opt out of breakfast. but bananas are quick, easy, filling, and (fun fact) make you less nauseous somehow? idk. they’re great. if you never eat breakfast like me, try to start buying bananas more often as its a really good backup 

(this one’s kind of big so ill break it down so its easier to read) 

3. clean stuff as soon as possible rather than waiting for it to build up. it doesn’t have to be huge, time consuming tasks. just small steps to save yourself from some stress in the future. 

  • pick up clothes from the floor the second you take it off and put it in the washing machine. you don’t have to turn it on or do the washing now, but now its off your floor which is great!
  • throw stuff in the trash can the first time around instead of having it pile up. take empty cups/plates into the kitchen right away (you can go around the house, or even just your room and pick up dishes whenever you need to take a break from working or studying)
  • quickly do your bed first thing!! it doesn’t have to be extremely neat, honestly just dust off your covers, fold it at the foot of your bed and fluff your pillows a bit!! it took a minute but now your room looks a lot cleaner!

4. break up everything into small tasks/create routines that are very specific! my example will be showering.

  • when i shower, i break it up into very very specific parts. the first thing, probably the hardest, is getting myself in the shower. focusing on how showering is not a stressful activity, how it feels good and how good you feel after can definitely minimize the amount of time i spend psyching myself to get up, as overtime the idea of showering becomes an intrinsic part of your day rather than a task or chore. 
  • after i get myself in, the hardest part’s done, and i can relax. i do my routine, which at this point, has become a no brainer. my routine is: shampoo, conditioner (but i dont wash it out), body wash/soap, face wash, brushing my teeth (yes i brush my teeth in the shower fuck off two birds with one stone), and then finally i wash the conditioner out! this is weird but if im done extra quickly, i’ll let myself just stand there until the water runs cold bc idk i really like showering?? 

starting a new routine is always difficult but just stick with it. you can start introducing a routine one task at a time, you can remember to just wash your hair and then get out if thats all the energy you have today. and dont be ashamed about music in the shower!!! i played music on my phone in the shower every day for a year maybe? ive stopped now bc my last phone’s headphone port broke bc of water damage but anyway thats not relevant 

5. keeping a calendar and planner is great in feeling good and organized. you dont have to get a super expensive bullet journal, just start small. i got my current calendar as a christmas gift (theres food puns every month i love it) and my school provides planners. dont feel obligated to use it EVERY DAY and constantly have the best handwriting. just keep it on your desk in class and at home for whenever you need it

6. music and podcasts are good for any time. waking up but feeling super anxious and you dont want to get up? music/podcasts drown out your thoughts and can help you start your day in a nice way. studying and feeling really bored and annoyed?? listen to your favorite songs. trying to go to sleep but your annoying brain wont shut up? nice chill podcasts, or even just longish youtube videos help. 

  • music (especially instrumental music) is best for when you need to think and focus on a task. podcasts are good for menial tasks that dont require you to think that much, as podcasts are more engaging and have you focus on something so you feel less bored/procrastinatey!!! 
  • my favorite songs to listen to when studying are actually playlists ive made! (here and here) and my podcast/video recommendations are off topic and grumpcasts/long game grumps videos, but i understand that this isnt for everyone (cw: lots of swearing, dark humor, stupid casual racism/sexism/transphobia/ableism but its just something i put up with bc i really like michael jones)

i can’t really think of anything else right now!! these are just all the things i do that actually do help a lot

i see lots of sentiment in the studyblr community that basically says “your future self wont be pleased with your pathetic excuses right now :)” and stuff like that and just…please remember that executive dysfunction is never “just an excuse”, it is a legitimate reason for not being able to complete tasks. feeling frustrated with yourself is normal, but you should never be made to feel guilty for not being able to do something, no matter how menial or how crucial. you’re great and you can do this <3

He got hot!

pairing: Sebastian Stan X reader

plot: You watch the new trailer for spider man homecoming and start fangirling and ranting how hot tom looked in the shirtless scene to your boyfriend Sebastian stan.

warning: swearing 

a/n: I dunno if anyone reads this, but I will take my chances I was supposed to write this back when the trailer was dropped but like you can see I didn’t. I’m sorry if this sucks im very pleased with it. 

tags: (i tagged whoever wanted me to post this) @niallandsebastianaremylife @nataliehasgrace @sebstan01 @brokenbbarnes @dairyfarmher9 @sebatianstanisbae @gunsmoke-blu @crazy-rafe-madler @scamandaaaamn


Originally posted by heartfulloffandoms

*gif seb proving he is hot too*

“Staying home and being bored all day check,” you said as threw your bouncy ball in the air and cached it only to repeat the actions once again.

“What are you doing?” a voice came from nowhere. You looked around to find the source of the all so familiar voice, the only you saw other than your reflection in the mirror was a picture of you and your boyfriend Sebastian’s picture.

“Y/n, I’m talking you” you looked at the picture. “Is the picture talking to me?” You whispered.

“Oh, hell nah imma go get the salt” you jumped out of your bed when you bumped into something hard and big.

‘Now that sounds wrong’ you mentally cringed at the dirty thought.

You looked straight ahead and saw that you were in someone’s cleavage. “Well this is something” a loud laughter was heard. Looking up you saw Sebastian.

“It’s usually the opposite, but this is nice too” Sebastian smiled and leaned in to kiss your head.

“You smell” you whined, Sebastian smiled and grazed his hand on your cheek.

“Perks of going to the gym" he passed by you to get a towel so he can go get clean. “By the way, you watch wayy too much supernatural it’s its un-natural” he looked at you to see your unamused reaction to his horrible attempt at a  joke. 

“Sebastian” “Yes?” “Shut the fuck up!” He smiled as he walked to the bathroom and shouting an ‘I love you too’.

 You sat on your bed thinking about what to do you heard a buzz which was coming from your phone. It was a notification from Marvel saying that the new Spider-Man trailer was finally out. 

You’ve waited a long time for this and now it was finally here. You were surprised that Tom didn’t text you yet telling you to check it out.

 You met Tom in the set of Civil-War and became good friends. And since your favorite superhero is Spider-Man you and Tom(mostly you) had a lot of fun making Sebastian a bit jealous. Which is why Sebastian started to roast him. 

Turning on your laptop you went on YouTube to start the video. It’s was already number one in the charts and the reviews were just unbelievable. 

“Is that Tom?” Sebastian asked. His wet hair dripping on the floor as he walked towards you. “Yeah, his trailer came out. Wanna see it with me?” You asked in a cheery tone. Sebastian laughed at your childish behavior “sure,” he sat right next to you as you played the short video. 

“Whoa!” Your eyes were wide as you looked at Sebastian “THAT WAS AWSOME!” you praised. Sebastian laughed once again “ meh it’s ok I guess,” he told you. “Ok? Just ok?” You looked at him “it was amazing! I am so proud of him. He gonna be the best Spider-Man, no he IS the best Spider-Man” you praised Tom some more. "Y/n you just watched 5 seconds of the trailer, why don’t you watch the whole thing then decide what you think about it?“ You agreed and continued to watch the video.

 Your jaw dropped at the scene when Peter was in his room and his spider suit came off. You knew he was really lean but didn’t know that he was like this. Which was nice? But weird at the same time because you considered him as a brother of some sort even though he isn’t much younger than you. You couldn’t think of him as any other way. 

"Shit he got hot,” you told Sebastian. Sebastian looked at you with a raised eyebrow “you find him hot?” grinning you looked at Sebastian and continued to praise Tom about his body and how 'hot’ he was.

 Sebastian face formed into disgust since he knew how you felt about Tom. “But babe he’s younger than you?” He whined “and your older than me what the difference sebby?” You asked. 

God, you loved teasing him. The day went by Sebastian whining like a 5-year-old and you constantly teasing him at any moment of the day. You guys would be eating and you would just bring up the subject about Tom’s abs.

 "Hey, Seb?“ You poked his bicep "hm” he hummed “you know who’s super hot like really hot?” Sebastian rolled his eyes in annoyance “Let me guess Tom Hoeland” he said proud and of his pun. “What no he’s like my brother” you defended “and it’s Holland”. 

“Ok, then who is so hot?” He turned to look at you better. Smirking you turned around to face him and leaned over to whisper in his ear “Peter Parker” you grinned. You started to laugh when you saw Sebastian’s face, he looked at pissed it made you laugh. “I’m just kidding babe,” you hugged him “ it’s you, you are the super hot guy”. He smiled at you and gave you kiss on the cheek. “But you know who else is hot” before you can say anything else Sebastian picked you up and took to your shared room, “I think he had enough of hot guys for one day”.

Nervous Touch| Jimin

Jimin is known for his charm on stage but when the lights cut out he cant help but become flustered. Its something you’ve learned to deal with but often grow tired of. Maybe Jimin will show you what actually riddles beneath the flustered boy he once was.

Originally posted by marikit257

Warning: Cussing, smut, flustered Jiminie!, then out of no where hot sexy Jiminie!

Genre: Smut and a lovely amount of fluff

Word count: 7.4K

A/N: Im sorry i meant to upload this yesterday but i didnt have my laptop to post it and i tried to post it on my phone but it fucked up. Here it is now tho, please enjoy the trash that i write


Life was enough of a struggle at the tender age of finally being able to find yourself. Being surrounded by hard studies and your parents attempting to guide you only driving your insanity. All though my plate was already full of these things it only grew larger as i was brought into the lime light. Instead of the guidance and judgment i gained from my parents they came from other peers. everybody judge your every movement, every talk and every blink. I however didn’t ask for it but my boyfriend Jimin did so willingly. Jimin had been one of the very handsome members of BTS. He was known for his witty charm and irresistible ways but however when the light was taken away from him he was quite the opposite. He became soft and warm hearted when around me always making sure i was cared for.

Jimin held two personas, one where he is on stage as the cheers and roars from the crowd fuel his energy and sexy behavior. The audience always encouraged this persona making him crave it even more. His other persona was the one I was familiar with, the one where he was so afraid of touching me, as if i was a porcelain doll and i might break at any moment.

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for anon who requested something super fluffy about vernon and his long distance girlfriend. i had so so much fun writing this and may have gone a lil overboard, but im still excited. i hope you like it! (also, sorry for any typos or weird grammar errors, i still need to do a lil bit of editing but i didnt want you to wait too long before i posted it <3)

genre: the fluffiest fluff

word count: 1,256

warnings: none <3

Originally posted by xoxo-vernon

     It was early. It was cold. You were tired. Honestly, by this point, the only thing you wanted was food that wasn’t from an airplane, but you still had 3 hours to go. Staring out the window at the perfect, fluffy clouds eventually got boring, so you shut your eyes and tried your hardest to get another nap in.
When you woke up again, the plane was just about to land. It took you a second, but once you came to your surroundings, your heart jumped. You were gonna see him again. Biting back a grin, you waited patiently for the plane to land, and once it did, you were desperate to get back on land.
Coming out of the airport and into a taxi, you had realized a terrible mistake in fashion. Where you lived, it was really warm, but it was still chilly in Korea. You wrapped your arms around yourself and hoped that the dorm the boys stayed in was relatively close. To your relief, the taxi quickly made it to the dorm where your boyfriend and his 12 band mates lived. Biting back nerves and any fears, you swallowed, and raised your hand to the door. A couple short knocks seemed to echo inside until the door opened to a very shocked Seungcheol. Before he could say anything, you interrupted him, praying that he wouldn’t ruin the surprise. 

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anonymous asked:

BTS Reaction of s/o being extremely good at dance? (Not hip hop, more like traditional styles like pointe/tap)

I one time spent four days watching ballet performances. My mother was really worried about me.  Also, forgive my lack of vocabulary. Im the furthest thing from a dancer you can get.


Jin:

Seeing you dance would give him a certain ping of pride and he’d like watching you tap across the floor a lot more than all the popping and locking the dancers he knew did. He seems like a traditional guy so this would also be just one more thing for the two of you to bond over. 

Yoongi:

He’d find a sense of comfort in the way you danced. He’d find himself more and more in the corner of the studio scribbling words down on a pad and when he’d get stuck he’d just look up to see you’re concentrated face as you spun and a new wave of inspiration would was over him. He’d also love the idea of the beautiful ballerina dating the quietly disturbed  rapper.

Namjoon:

He’d be nothing but amazed by you. He could hardly one two step and here you were gracefully covering the floor with turns and leaps. He’d always want you to dance with him and would find a great comic relief in trying to learn your choreography.

Hoseok:

He’d be all about trying to bring your two styles of dace together and would even take inspiration off of some of your dances. Without trying he’d even become a perfectionist and turn into the ultimate dance mom as he walked back and fourth in front of you telling you to straighten your knee or tighten your turns.

Jimin:

Having some traditional dancing in his background he’d love dancing with you, but his time at your practice and your time at his would always end up with the two of you goofing around and getting nothing accomplished. Still, he’d be the most supportive person of your dancing and would never miss a show.

Taehyung:

He’d be so into your dancing that you’d find him listening to the pieces you danced to and his phone would be stocked full of videos and pictures of you dancing. He loved your graceful elegance and you wouldn’t even have to ask him if he wanted to go with you to rehearsal because he’d already be at the front door waiting for you to hurry. 

Jungkook:

He’d always ask you to teach him moves and you’d even find him practicing some of the moves when he was bored at his own rehearsal. He especially loved it when you would come over for long weekends and he’d move everything out of the center of the living room so he could watch you practice your turns.

anonymous asked:

Okay, i need your help, You dragged me into the the beautiful mess that is red velvet, I've been spending the last few hours on a roadtrip blasting Body Talk, im in serious need of how to remember their names, PLS HELP ME HOW?????

How did i drag u into this!! This is pretty much a RV blog so you must have liked them already to find me HEH ;DDD but ok sit tight here we go this will be long and im sorry for replying late

Bae Joohyun aka IRENE | March 29 1991

She’s the leader. Yes she’s beautiful, the jewel of Daegu (where shes from) but that is ! not ! all ! She’s also a really good dancer and when she raps (listen to their song Zoo EDIT: OR OMG THEIR SONG CAMPFIRE HOW DID I FORGET) i die and when she SINGS i also die. She might seem a little ““““cold”””” but she’s just kind of shy (she’s opened up a lot more since debut) DONT BE FOOLED shes literally WILD when shes w/ the members. She ALWAYS wins when RV plays games and  she loves Wendy’s butt too! Fans refer to her using the bunny emoji (judy hopps)/watermelon emoji (her fruit in Red Summer era). She’s the oldest yet most flexible and likes to wear acupuncture slippers. Her hobbies include ironing and staying at home.

Kang Seulgi aka SEULGI | February 10 1994

This is the person in charge of CHARISMA in the group LOL She is the 2nd oldest and trained the longest out of all of them (a whopping 7 years!). Despite going through a slump (which she’s admitted multiple times) prior to debut she still managed to pull ! through ! and she is always so enthusiastic and precious! She sometimes has a delayed reaction to things skmfksd Many ppl consider her the best dancer in RV and her vocals are nothing to deny either!! I believe she’s supposed to be the best in Japanese out of the members?? She loves Pringles and her fav flavor is the original one (Pringles UK knows her). She’s apparently the least flexible member and fails at splits. Fans refer to her using a bear emoji (because shes soft like a bear) and the pineapple emoji! She also likes to draw!

Son Seungwan aka Wendy | February 21 1994 (shes my baby im going to write a lot)

She moved to US some time in 5th grade and attended middle school in Minnesota and then moved to Toronto Canada for high school! She was in her school’s choir and she did covers (legendary Halo cover) it’s really cute :(( She’s literally SONSHINE and is rlly nice to everyone and the members said their first impression of her was this incredibly kind person (at 33:55). She’s also really embarassing and awkward but it’s okay (watch their 4th ever v live). She also sings really well and has this amazing voice . Netizens attack her a lot for being the ‘’’ugly’’ member and call her fat etc which probably made her lose a lot of weight to look like how she is now which I don’t really like talking about because it makes me so sad… Her hobbies include baking and cooking food for other ppl (her seniors/staff/etc) and finding underrated songs! Fans refer to her using the hamster emoji/orange! Because I love her so much I’ve made like text posts w/ random info about her LOL so check it out if you’re feeling bored ( PART 1 / PART 2)

Park Sooyoung aka Joy | September 3 1996

She used to be the youngest before Yeri joined! She is “cutie sexy joy” pretty much the sexy member in RV and she loves introducing herself with a hair flip it’s amazing. She went on WGM and she’s imo the best member at variety ;) she is part of vocal line and has this really clear voice that makes you go </3 when you hear it!! She is also the tallest member and basically towers over everyone else lmfao Recently she turned into actress! Joy starred in a TVN drama called “The Liar and his Lover”. She is a troll and i love it (one time she told a fan to eat fart on UFO sadjkksk it was a joke obviously). She likes watching videos about training dogs and her dream is to become a dog trainer despite never having a dog beforejfdsksd Fans refer to her using a chicken emoji/ kiwi emoji!

Kim Yerim aka YERI | March 5 1999

She actually joined about 6-7 months after the others during the group’s cb with Ice Cream Cake. She got a lot of undeserved hate for it and OT4 stans can leave. She’s really improved her singing when RV made a cb with Rookie which Wendy has acknowledged and is rlly proud of her for (i can’t remember what time but its in this v live). She is also a good dancer! She got put with Seulrene for the dance intro during SMA 2016 . The fandom calls her a scammer lmao and she is literally the sassiest little shit but we love her for it. She’s also probably secretly the heir to SM if not the CEO already because she’s always really bold with her statements about SM LOL She also cackles and i love it; her dream is to become a vampire and she’s RV’s social butterfly and she likes making weird food combinations… Fans refer to her using the turtle emoji and the grape emoji!

With All Due Respect, Captain (Part 1)

summary: After getting passed over for a promotion you’ve been wanting for so long, you turn to your best friend for comfort, but things change for the both of you when you find out the truth behind your rejected application.

characters: Steve Rogers x Reader (F), mentions of Natasha, Bucky, Sam, and Maria
word count: 1174 (3-part miniseries)
warnings: get ready for a bit of fluff, and then a bitchslap of angst. Selfish!Steve, Overprotective!Steve
A/N: I’m sorry. I keep promising a fluffy story, but I think all these Infinity War feels are getting to me so I keep writing angst instead. I’m really sorry. I hope you still enjoy this one.  Yes, I’m taking requests for Steve or Bucky! Tags are open too :)

Originally posted by ohevansmycaptain

“Where on earth were you?”

The agitated voice of you best friend was the first thing you heard as soon as he opened the door for you to his living quarters. He didn’t bother to hide the frustration he was feeling and you felt a slight pang of guilt because of it.

“Just drop it, Steve.” You say, shouldering your way in, “I’m not in the mood.”

“The hell I will. I was worried.” he barked with authority. You sighed as you dropped onto the soft cushions of his couch. “Maria said you were gone for four days and you even missed Game Night with the guys.”

Ah, Game Night. That weekly ritual you, Steve, Sam, and Natasha did every Friday evening. You’d all spend the whole night at Sam’s quarters kicking each other’s ass on whatever video game you’d all choose to play. You missed the last one because you were busy sulking all by your lonesome at home.

“Im sorry about that. I didn’t mean for you to worry.”

“You never know what might happen these days,” Steve continues and you groan because he’s obviously not letting this slide easily, “One day you’re just sitting in your office, and the next thing there’s an alien invasion wreaking havoc outside.”

You can’t help but chuckle at this even though your entire body is exhausted from lack of sleep, “Okay, Mom. I’m here now, arent I? Nothing bad happened to me. No alien invasion took me out.”

“I’m serious, Y/N.” Steve says, taking a seat next to you. You instinctively curl up against him while he holds you close to his body and begins to rub your back in soothing motions. He lowers his voice just enough for you to hear, “I wish you texted me at least. I tried to reach you so many times.”

“I just had a bad week at work, that’s all.” You finally admit, “I needed some time alone so I took a leave and turned my phone off.”

“You wanna talk about it?” Steve began to play with your hair.

“It might not interest you.”

“Try me.” He insists, earning a chuckle from you.

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anonymous asked:

I loooooooved your cole headcanons especially the Les miserables ones! Do you have anymore?

kakdakks thank you, I don’t think you understand how much I love this boy ❤

I refer back to a few from this post so if you haven’t seen it

  • Eyebrows™
    • Jay: what the hell are you doing?
      Cole: I am doing my eyebrows.
      Jay: that’s a big ass mirror.
      Cole: I have big ass, eyebrows.
    • “My brows are bigger than my future”
    • Nya: cole please just let me pluck one of your eyebrows
      Cole: if you take my source of power I will be rendered useless in battle and you will all die without me


  • One time they shrunk his favourite t shirt in the washing so he cut the sleeves off and wore it as a crop top


  • Emo teen phase?? Emo teen phase.
    • “I’m just trying to look like my HERO, JOE JONAS.”
    • He pierced his own ear and then cried because it hurt so he took it out. Don’t worry he got both pierced properly when he was older.
    • You think he has emo hair now you should’ve seen it before
    • Sometimes it still surfaces:
      Nya: Wu, how did unlock your full potential?
      Wu: well you see, when I was a young boy-
      Cole: *bursts through the door* MY FATHER, TOOK ME INTO THE CITY, TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
    • They had to do a time capsule when they were at school and Cole’s dream job was to be a full time employee at Hot Topic


  • Cole had braces and unfortunately didn’t burn all photographic evidence so his dad literally shows everyone that comes round ever.
    • “Look how straight his teeth are now!!” “Dad the milkman does not care about my teeth now please get your hands off my mouth”


  • He learnt from shaving his head last time, so he ties it up a lot until he can get a proper haircut. Is he the most beautiful boy you’ve ever seen? Yes.


  • “Cole how do you like your coffe?” “As black as my soul.”


  • Child: wow I wanna be just like you when I grow up!!
    Cole: haha you mean dead inside?
    Child: ???
    Cole: haha, yo u mean,, super strong??


  • *Skulkin running at ninja*
    Nya: Cole, I need you to buy me some time!
    Cole: how exactly am I supposed to- NYA NO COME BACK
    Cole: what would my hero Joe Jonas do…. I know! *Jumps in front of skulkin* STOP!
    Skulkin: ???
    Cole: … *bursts into an impromptu dance battle*


  • Les mis for you my friend:
    • Eponine is his fave ok he’s like “girl I feel you I too would take a bullet for Marius"
    • No seriously Eponine is his girl, one time he was just in his room singing “on my own” while looking out the window at the rain really getting into it. Nya walks by and bursts out laughing and Cole is like IT’S EMOTIONAL OK and Nya is like nah I think she needs to get over him and stop whining tbh and Cole is like >:O !!! And doesn’t talk to her for a week. When she tries to apologise she gets a 3 hour lecture on how Eponine’s bravery and sacrifice clearly makes her the best character in the musical.
    • Also I’m cry @eyeofthewolfe did one of the best covers of on my own here pls listen to it she’s so talented
    • Kai was trying to convince Wu to let him fight garmadon and he got really mad and told him no, and it was silent for a while until Kai started singing “I dreamed a dream in time gone byyyyyy” and Cole screamed for 27 seconds solid and swears it was the best day of his life
    • Wu: Jay something needs picking up from the store, you need to go get it
      Cole, quietly: look down, look down, you’ll always be a slave…
    • Once they were literally going stir crazy when no one needed saving so they re-enacted the entire musical themselves
    • so @theninjaofcake sent me this video of a young boy playing Val Jean and was like it baby theatre Cole!!! And I have never agreed with anything more in my life


  • I know it’s not technically a musical but Moulin Rouge is his favourite film. It’s one of the only films that will make him cry every time without fail


  • When he first gets his super strength he keeps forgetting he has it so they’ll be like “hey can you toss me that pen” and he’s like “oh sure” *throws pen half way across ninjago*
    • Alternatively:
      Cole: *excitedly runs to Jay’s room* JAY GUESS WHAT *rips off door*
      Jay:
      Cole:
      Jay:
      Cole:
      Jay:
      you need help Cole
      Cole: I know


  • Literally my favourite thing about season 7 is when Cole is like “uhhhh oops new hands!!!” and drops the cup on the floor when he doesn’t wanna drink it, so I’m sure he does it all the time.
    • Jay: cole help me carry this box it’s really heavy
      Cole: oh sure  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
      *halfway up the stairs*
      Cole: oh no ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I suddenly am losing feeling in my hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
      Jay: COLE NO DON’T YOU DARE DON’T-
      Cole: oOPS NEW HANDS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *drops box on jay*
      Jay, from the bottom of the stairs under a smashed box with the contents scattered on the floor: I hate you. I really really hate you. Were it not for the laws of this land I would have slaughtered you.


  • Cole is so good at getting himself out of trouble. He tried to heat up an entire carton of milk, still in the carton, in the microwave and blew it up and somehow managed to convince sensei that it was Kai.
    • He was rumbled when he tried to blame something on Zane and Zane was like D: and Cole was like “no I can’t do this it was me I’m a filthy liar, Zane I’m so sorry bby"


  • He will not call a villain by their real name.
    • “Well if it isn’t grannydon”
    • “If pyth-whore shows up one more time I am going to bitch slap him into next Thursday”
    • “Oh hello bore-o. Stinky ghost boy. Go steal the realm crystal ugly.” “Cole you’re also a ghost” “yeah but I’m not STINKY”


  • I mentioned that he hated singing and dancing because he was forced into it and it wasn’t what he wanted to do with his life, but now that he’s grown and he’s happy with who he is he really appreciates the talent he’s been given. He enjoys it when he’s just singing because he wants to and not cause he was forced. So now thank you for the music is his anthem



  • As you’ve seen from my previous list he is gay but will he hit on girls that Kai is trying to hit on just to get on his nerves?? Absolutely


  • Wu: Cole why is your jacket moving what have you got in there?
    Cole, sweating: n othing,,,
    Cole’s jacket: *barks*
    Cole: IM SORRY I GAVE HIM A CHIP AND HE FOLLOWED ME HOME
    Wu: he followed you home. In your jacket.
    Cole: IN MY JACKET, JUST JUMPED RIGHT IN
    • *Later*
      Jay: how come Wu let you keep a puppy
      Cole: because he agreed that there should be someone else living here that’s as beautiful as me since none of you are clearly anywhere near our level
      Jay:
      Cole:
      Jay:
      Jay:
      he doesn’t know he’s still here does he
      Cole: no and if you tell him I’ll tell Nya that her favourite pair of pants went missing because you tried them on and got stuck and had to cut them off



  • Cole: you’re back from your date early
    Kai: I got stood up
    Cole: aw that sucks… do you think they walked in, took one look at you and then changed their mind?


  • He makes fun of them all the time but they know he’s just messing. He would actually commit murder for his friends if anyone hurt them


  • Drinks his respecting women juice 3 times a day


  • Cole doesn’t get sick. Well he does, but he refuses to accept it.
    • “Cole you’ve had like 2 hours sleep and you can barely stand, go home" “not to fear, I drank an entire bottle of cough syrup so I am A-OK” *passes out*


  • Wu: Cole where’s my tea?
    Cole: idk where’s my mom? >:/
    Wu: … that’s fair


  • Cole: I’m telling my mom on you
    Jay: you don’t have one
    Cole: fine then I’m telling your mom
    Jay: I don’t have a mom either
    Cole:
    Jay: I’m adopted
    Cole:
    Cole:
    eDNA JAY MADE A JOKE ABOUT HOW YOU’RE NOT HIS REAL MOM
    Jay: COLE NO YOU’RE SUCH A GRASS

Ask me ninjago headcanons

♊ danny and philly’s astrological compatibility ♒

DISCLAIMER: First of all, im no astrologer (my mom is though but im not gonna ask her to help me lol can u imagine that conversation?); second of all this is based on their sun signs (other placements may affect their behavior and personality as well if not more than their suns, but because apparently both dan and phil have the same moon as their suns – wtf – they could pretty easily be the stereotype of their sun signs lol but who knowse *coff* wheres my astrology video u cowards!) and astrology isn’t balck and white, astrology is 50 shades of grey; third, this is also based on things I’ve read on both signs and their relationship on the internet, I’ve never read an astrology book in my life! I’ve never even read a book wtf!; and last, this is purely for the sake of entertainment and procrastination (bye college paper); I also don’t know Dan and Phil personally so these are pure assumptions – these words are not be read as “proof” since there’s no fucking evidence of anything here. It’s pure speculation based on astrology, some of y’all don’t even believe that so chill. Don’t take it too seriously, my word isn’t final.

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many highlights from The Eleventh Hour from a first-time TAZ listener
  • featuring bits from Lunar Interlude III: Rest and Relaxation
  • oh god is this lunar interlude a goddamn ASMR experience
  • are carey fangbattle and killian dating?
  • i’m almost 100% sure griffin said “fisticups” instead of “fisticuffs”
  • griffin: “okay, you spend the next few weeks learning from carey” oh, okay griffin, i see, we’re taking the LAZINESS route on this campaign now. maybe there were some good snorlaxes to catch on that route or something, but now we’ll never know!
  • a semi-incomplete list of words that griffin has made up during TAZ: “cruft, geezers creezers, and scrumbled” except scrumbled was stolen from justin
  • my first thought when i realized taako and sweet ango were going to be spending this interlude together was “oh no taako is about to just bully the goddamn earwax out of sweet ango”
  • I JUST REALIZED ANGUS MACDONALD IS 10 GODDAMN YEARS OLD. where are his parents??? he had a grandpa who died, right? who’s taking care of him? did lucretia kidnap him to illegally “employ” THIS LITERAL CHILD at the bureau of balance??
  • WAIT IS LUCRETIA HIS MOM?
  • taako just called sweet ango “agnes”
  • THE UMBRA STAFF JUST TOOK CONTROL AND BLASTED “LUP” INTO THE WALL AND IM LIKE LUP!!!! ITS LUP!!!
  • the Hole-Thrower is a goddamn genius object but i wish it wasn’t just for “non-magical, non-living” things bc i wanna see taako throw a hole into an enemy
  • magnus: “i want a black mastiff” griffin: “but you know, theres’s no dogs on the moon!”
  • the grubby grifters went over budget at the fantasy costco and griffin’s voice like animorph-style changed into garfield the deals asshole‘s voice and im like. uncomfortable
  • travis: “i’m now a level 8 fighter and a level 2 rogue” “which i think makes sense for magnus bc you’re a protecting guardian but you’re also kinda a nasty boy on that battlefield”
  • the grubby grifters are the only bureau employees not to be super choked up about boyland’s death and im like “hey maybe you assholes shouldn’t have tried to desecrate his crystalized corpse”
  • WIVES AND HUSBANDS AND STUFF
  • if the voidfish is either nice or neutral, then it singing to magus is adorable
  • if the voidfish turns out to be evil, then it singing to magnus is super super ominous
  • the director: “avi had to miss boyland’s rites of remembrance” merle: “i didn’t know that was an option"
  • names suggested for the woven gulch before griffin decided that: dry bones, gucci gulch, the taint, the devil’s taint, ravine, gulch, the blasted lands, the not-blasted lands, the flavor-blasted lands, the grandd canyon (not a typo), the taco bell grande canyon, the arid waste, tattoine
  • all the grubby grifters: “SUMMER LOOKS! SUMMER LOOKS! SUMMER LOOKS!”
  • taako: “thanks garfield, can we leave now?” “I WISH YOU WOULD”
  • sweet ango has to launch the grubby grifters down to the woven gulch and he’s so terrified and im like ango, they should be more nervous, they’re yOUR BULLIES!!
  • magnus: “we don’t have to mean EVERY time!” okay, magnus, that’s rich coming from you, seeing as you’ve been the worst to angus
  • travis: “you as the DM didn’t remind your players” griffin: “oh i didn’t know this was a baby game for CHILDREN”
  • magnus: “what it we just didn’t attack them this round and just saw what they did?” merle: “WHO ARE YOU??”
  • griffin: “it’s kind of rustic” magnus: “FINALLY, MY RUSTIC FOLK HERO THING WILL WORK AND PEOPLE WILL LIKE ME!!!”
  • “by their sacrifice, our home is made safe” WHAT THE FUCK!
  • griffin: “where the robe it, it has been stained or oxidized, turning it a bright crimson red" “oh…..like…the bad guys…” YALL THAT’S SO. THAT’S SOME SHIT. THAT’S SOME MYSTERIOUS SHIT
  • taako: “okay, cool, I’m not into labels either” yooooooo 
  • i googled the map griffin made for the town of Refuge and hot damn, that’s a well made map
  • magnus: “i rolled a 10 [on a perception check]” griffin: “you’re in a prison cell with bars on it” merle: “i rolled a 1″ griffin: “you are in a cube shaped place”
  • griffin: “and then all three of you, have died” WHAT IN THE FUCK????? WHAT THE HELL??? WHAT????
  • THE SET UP OF THIS ARC IS BOMB AS HELLLLLLLLLLLLL
  • the fact that paloma sounds like bjork tells me that griffin is just straight up running out of different accents
  • [merle continues to sing to the tune of book of mormon] travis: “clinton. you just got clocked by a shovel”
  • justin: “i’m gonna delete the video i was making about how to do an infinite diamond glitch in the adventure zone”
  • griffin: “there are many rocks piled up” justin: “mini rocks are actually called pebbles, griffin”
  • griffy set up this quarry locker room tripwire puzzle exactly like a fucking game of hangman! the most deadly game of hangman ever
  • griffin: “lemme just say that diamonds are the currency of this town. you wouldn’t go to the US treasury to get dollars fresh from the printing press” justin: “what, you want me to get a part time job??” griffin: “i wouldn’t hate it”
  • griffin: “i just agreed to what dad said without really processing what it was that he said, and what he said was the name "bjork” as bork” clint: “you gotta watch that shit, griffin” griffin: “i was almost an accomplice to that heinous act”
  • the grubby grifters just unquestioningly trust paloma the bjork witch without any sort of investigation checks or ANYTHING and im like what if she’s evil, my dudes. what if she’s leading you astray
  • griffin: “the human spell library, clint mcelroy”
  • griffin: “if you can just instantly bring back any dead person to life, it may reduce the narrative stakes of the adventure zone podcast A BIT!” AH SHIT SON!!
  • magnus: “im gonna….cut his arm off” griffin: “OH MY GOD!! YOU LOVE THIS SHIT! YOU’RE A PERVERT! YOU’RE EXPOSING EVERYONE TO YOUR FETISH!!”
  • istus is cool and awesome and she knits but all this shit she’s talking about it is just context-less gibberish
  • “you’re going to be amazing” AT WHAT, MOTHERFUCKER? YOU’RE COOL AND YOU HANDED OUT BOMB ASS GIFTS BUT WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??
  • hot damn yall. this time chalice is trying to PERSUADE the grubby grifters and my evil bullshit meter thinks this is SUPER HELLA SUSPENSEFUL
  • AW SHIT! BACKSTORIES!
  • damn this chalice is so tempting. i can’t even imagine
  • these backstories are heartbreaking. im blown away by the way the mcelroys have crafted this part of the story, and so so sad. especially about magnus
  • “its not what julia would want” travis stop making me feel these things
  • magnus: “noelle ended up with a new shiny robot body!” taako: “an unkillable robot! I’d call that an upgrade!”
  • oh no the chalice is forcing them to watch the destruction of phandolin, what an asshole
  • magnus: “i’m gonna throw a whole bunch of robot arms into him” griffin: “okay, so you just have a hefty bag full of roboid arms??” 
  • merle: “we owe a big one to penumbra" magnus: “paloma”
  • magnus: “we gotta jump” roswell: “this is a shitty shitty shit shit plan, i hope you know that” i love roswell’s instinctive reaction when presented with a dumb idea, which is to respond with pure immediate honesty and tell the grubby grifters that their ideas are dumb as hell
  • this worm fight is bizarre as fuck, what the fuck are they even DOING???
  • aw the weird worm just wanted to escape the bubble so it could get back to its babies! that’s…almost adorable. if it wasn’t a giant fucking worm
  • oh good. the red robe is back. cool cool cool cool cool
  • magnus: “you’re proud of us? what? you’re a red robe, you’re one of the bad guys?” the red robe: “who told you that?”
  • GRIFFIN JUST CALLED IT A LICH!!!!!
  • the red robe said “lup, they don’t trust me. lup i can’t do it anymore” and “the next time we meet, i’ll need you to trust me completely. the hunger is almost here, and all this could be lost” YALLL IM CONFUSED ASSSS FFFUCKKKK BUT IM SO EXCITED ABOUT WHOEVER THE FUCK THIS PARSELTONGUE MOTHERFUCKER IS!!
  • well taako got a prophecy saying he would one day get power from “the man wreathed in flames” so like im pretty goddamn sure the parseltongue motherfucker is barry bluejeans. there’s a lich around, barry got blasted to hell by gundren rockseeker, and the red robe wants the grubby grifters to trust him, so like 2+2+2 probably equals barry fucking bluejeans here
  • the fact that they got to watch over the town of refuge for 7 years was soooooo sweet!!!!
  • hot damn the red robe’s been protecting magnus this whole time???
  • travis asking istus why there’s long gaps in their memories like hey trav griffy doesn’t want you or me or anyone else to know yet, but good try!
  • magnus: “if you get bored, there’s this half-moon thing in the sky, you can come hang out with us” taako: “yeah most birds can fly to the MOON!”
  • kravitz!!! anytime kravitz shows back up is a GOOD GODDAMN TIME!! because i love kravitz
  • the red robe in the statue in Refuse HAS MAGNUS’S FACE!!!
  • i have literal goddamn chills. that is so good
  • this was a very odd meandering arc and i didn’t know what the hell was going on half the time but it was super super super enjoyable and some of the plot shit got me HYPED AS HELL
Keeping a Promise // Caspar Lee

Word Count- 1492

Summary- aka the five times Caspar didn’t kiss you and the one time he did

A/n- this is by far my favorite imagine yet, it was so fun to write. hope you enjoy!
~~

Being Josh’s little sister, you saw Caspar all the time. Whether you wanted to or not, he was just always around. You had a love hate relationship with the boy. You threw around insults like none other. Of course, you ended up falling for him. But he was oblivious, at least you thought he was.

~~

The first time

You were 14. It was Josh’s 16th birthday party.

“Y/n, sweetheart.” Your mom asked.

“What’s up mama?” you replied, pulling out your headphones.

“Can you go get the ice cream from the garage?”

“Yeah,” you stood up, heading out the door. You went to the freezer, searching for the ice cream, not sure which ones your mom wanted you to grab. So you grabbed them all. While you were busy trying to stack the boxes strategically, Josh and Caspar walked in.

“Y/n! Hurry up! My friends will be here any minute!” Josh screamed, grabbing two things of ice cream. He darted out of the room, towards the kitchen.

“Wanna help?” you nodded towards the other ice cream.

“Nope.” He laughed turning around.

You took one step and toppled over.

“Ouch.” You mumbled, suddenly being pulled up.

“You okay?” Caspar whispered, two inches away from your face.

“Y-yeah.” You looked into his bright blue eyes.

He looked into your eyes, then at your lips, then back into your eyes, he moved half a centimeter closer.

‘CASPAR!” Josh yelled from the backyard, “C’mon!”

Caspar let go of your arms, that neither of you noticed he was holding. He grabbed some ice cream and left. You didn’t move until your mom came in yelling at you for letting the ice cream melt.

~~

The second time

It was about a week and a half later. You slept in because it was a Saturday, why wouldn’t you? Once you finally got up, you reluctantly went downstairs. You loved your bed so much, but your tummy needed food. When you turned into the kitchen you were baffled by the sight. Caspar was sitting at the table eating cereal, shirtless.

“Mornin’.” He said, looking up from his phone.

“Hey,” you muttered, reaching for a bowl. You knew your shirt was going to rise up, and you didn’t stop it.

You suddenly felt a presence behind you.

“You really shouldn’t do that.” He whispered into your ear.

You turned, face to face with your brothers best friend, “Do what?” you asked innocently.

“Tease me.” You breathed, his face straight.

“What’s going on here?” Josh asked from the door.

Caspar immediately reached up for a bowl, “Just grabbing a bowl for Y/n.” he turned and went back to the table. Once again, leaving you flustered.

~~

The third time

You were at school, sitting in the library. You were quietly working on your math homework, when he sat next to you.

“Hello,” he smiled.

“Can I help you?”

“Someone’s moody today.”

“Just curious as to why you’re here.”

“I need help.” He said, catching your attention.

“With?”

“So you’re saying you’ll help me?”

“I never said that.”

“Okay well, no one can know so come here.”

“What?”

“Come here.” He leaned forward, pulling you closer to him. He sat there for a good 15 seconds.

“Are you gonna tell me what you need?” you said, bored of the game he’s playing.

“I really want to kiss you,” he whispered. “But Josh is looking, so I’m pretending to tell you something.”

You immediately stood up and ran out of the library, flustered again.

~~

The fourth time

You were at a Halloween party. Like any other party, you all decided to play a game. Seeing as Truth or Dare and Never Have I Ever were overplayed, you lot decided to play Spin the Bottle.

“Alright, I’ll go first,” said a guy in the grade above you. It landed on someone who wasn’t his girlfriend. This led to lots of screaming, now 2 less people were playing.

Next was a very popular girl, it landed on Josh. You grimaced, watching your brother kiss her.

“Alright, your turn Casp,” Josh said, waiting for his friend to spin the bottle.

You clenched your fists, nervous. Did you want it to land on you?

Pro- you got to kiss Caspar

Con- only because of a game

Pro- you get to kiss Caspar

Con- your brother would see

Pro- YOU GET TO KISS CASPAR FREAKING LEE

Yes. You wanted it to land on you.

It must have been your lucky day, because the bottle came to a stop. Facing you. Your breath was caught in your throat. Suddenly you couldn’t breathe. But you played it cool. He smirked, scooting across the floor. You didn’t look at Josh, you knew it would ruin this moment. Caspar leaned in, you closed your eyes.

“IM GONNA KILL YOU!” you heard, jerking your eyes open. Everyone’s head turned to the noise.

There was a loud crash, a few bangs, and lots of yelling. Two boys in your brother’s grade were full on fighting.

“Let’s get out of here,” said Josh, pulling you out of the back door.

~~

The fifth time

You were emotional. Josh was leaving. He was going to London. You didn’t want him to leave. You were sat in the living room, holding one of his sweatshirts.

“Oh, Y/n.” your brother sighed, “Come here.” He opened his eyes.

You bawled, “Why?”

“It’s a great opportunity.” He smiled, “I’m only a FaceTime call away. You’ll be fine.”

“I’m going to miss you so much,” you cried, sitting back down.

“You can keep my sweatshirt if you want,” he offered.

“I wasn’t going to ask for permission,” you giggled.

“C’mon Josh, we need to leave soon. Finish packing the car, I need to piss.” Caspar interrupted.

Josh left and Caspar was in front of you in seconds.

“Why are you crying love?’ he said sweetly.

“I don’t want him to leave.” You said quietly, not wanting Caspar to judge you.

“It’s not so bad, trust me. If you need to talk to someone, you can always talk to Theodora.” He cupped your face, looking straight into your eyes. “God you’re so beautiful.” He put his forehead against yours, you closed your eyes.

“Casp! You said you had to piss not take a shit! C’mon!” Josh yelled. You walked outside with Caspar. You hugged josh one more time. He got into the car, then you turned to Caspar hugging him as well.

“I’ll kiss you one day.” He whispered, then he was gone. And once again, you stood there, alone, flustered all because of the same blonde haired, blue eyed, South African who’s been making you feel this way since you were 12.

~~

Finally

You woke up 3 minutes before your alarm went off. You decided to scroll through Tumblr before you had to get out of the bed. You were going to pick up Josh today. It had been way too long since he had been to South Africa. Two years in fact. You were so excited to see him, but when you saw him walk out of the terminal, you got more than you bargained for.

“JOSH!” you screamed, running up to your older brother. “Oh, how I’ve missed you.”

“Missed ya too sis.” He smiled.

“Oli? As in Oli White?” you asked, peering behind your brother.

“The one and only.” He laughed.

“It’s so nice to finally me you! I’ve only seen you in videos!’ you hugged him as well.

After you let go of Oli, you saw him. Two years had passed, and he was still gorgeous as ever.

“H-hey, Casp.” You smiled.

“Hi,” he sighed happily. “It’s been way to long.”

“Yeah it has.”

You pulled him into a hug, his arms wrapping around you tightly, “I’ve missed your touch.” He whispered. He let go of you, but you kept your arms around his neck.

“Do you remember the promise you made me the last time we hugged? “You asked, smiling.

“How could I forget?” he laughed.

“So? Are you gonna keep it.” You bit your lip.

His smile faded, “Josh is going to kill me,” he went to pull away, “Fuck it.”

He attached his lips to yours, you responded almost immediately. You’ve been wondering what he tasted like for the past 6 years. And it was better than you had imagined. He tasted of mint gum with a hint of alcohol. You loved it. You could taste that forever. He licked your lip, asking for permission. Which you gladly gave him.

“Okay that’s enough.” Josh said, “I’m allowing you to be with her, you could at least have the decency to not eat her face in front of me.” Josh threw Caspar’s bag at him.

You giggled mouthing a thank you to your brother who just smiled.

You clung to Caspar the rest of the day, you’ve been waiting 6 years, and you couldn’t wait any longer to be all over that boy.

Youtuber! Kim Donghyun

masterlist can be found (here)

Youtuber x Brand New Boys:
Youtuber! Im Youngmin II Youtuber! Park Woojin II Youtuber! Lee Daehwi 

genre: youtuber! au, established relationship! au 
a/n: I’m so sorry this is sort of short but I still hope it was fluffy enough;;;;

“For you, a thousand times over.”

  • The youtuber who does daily vlogs
  • People really like his content since they can tell that he isn’t faking it and very genuine
  • Occasionally does the buzzfeed taste test videos
  • Which made him go viral tbh
  • Besides the fact he was trying out buzzfeed recipes, his cute smile got everyone hooked and subscribed to him for his content
  • He was pretty shook when he saw the numbers of views the next morning
  • Donghyun’s vlogs are so entertaining to watch
  • Like even if he isn’t doing much, he still tries to add more content by showing the book he is reading and recommending a movie to watch
  • Also has a monthly book recommendation series where he lists down his favourite books for the past 30 days
  • He posts his daily vlogs at night so his subscribers can watch it before falling asleep
  • The background music is always really calm and soothing
  • His editing is also clean and everything is kept as simple as possible
  • Pastel and soft colours
  • But like each small details in the video takes hours of work
  • The header for each image is probably the most aesthetic pleasing thing on Youtube
  • People like to comment on his video saying they fell asleep to it, not because it’s boring but the fact that Donghyun’s voice combined with the background music is so relaxing
  • He used to vlog a lot about food until his subscribers started saying he made them hungry at 12am that he switched to his Instagram Story instead
  • He gets all shy when his subscribers recognize him in public
  • Goes like “how did you know it was me???”
  • But doesn’t hesitate to chat with them or take photos when he is asked
  • In all his vlogs, he always how grateful he is to the viewers and often ask them to suggest videos for him to do
  • Holds meetups often with Youngmin and he treats every one of his subscribers like an angel
  • He makes sure to maintain eye contact with each and everyone he speaks to and oh gosh his gaze just kills everyone???  
  • His subscribers were super shocked when he became part of Brand New Boys
  • Like they already knew he is friends with all 3 of the members since he vlogs a lot about his outings with them and you can really tell when he really cherishes them
  • But his content is so far from anything music related
  • However, one listen to his voice and they immediately agree that he definitely belongs to that channel
  • Donghyun always wanted to post his own music but he gets really shy about it and thinks that his vouce isn’t good enough
  • But Youngmin managed to convined him and after his first cover with Daehwi did well
  • He became more confident in his singing and started posting more
  • While he still has his monthly series, he likes to add in small clips of him practicing for his next cover in his vlogs as a spoiler
  • But there was one time when he was too tired from BNB dance practice that he did not properly check his latest vlog
  • That lead to a secret of his being revealed to the world
  • And that something was you appearing in his video and asking him what did he want to have for lunch
  • It didn’t take both your subscribers long enough to put one and two together to figure out both of you were dating
  • You were a beauty guru and your subscribers like to call you the ‘Sweetheart’ of Youtube
  • You were well known amongst the makeup industry for your creative looks and your collaboration with various brands
  • Furthermore, you were what people called a triple threat as you had done acting as well as modelling in the past before settling down with your channel
  • After you both revealed that you two were dating on your social medias, your subscribers wanted you to do the immensely popular ‘Boyfriend Tag’
  • Donghyun was hesitant to do this as he didn’t want you to face any backlash but you assured him that it will be okay
  • “What’s up everyone, welcome back to my channel!”
  • You whined when your boyfriend immediately broke into a laugh at your usual youtube
  • “It’s weird to be next to you even if I have been helping record you for such a long time.”
  • You glared at Donghyun until he stifled his giggles and you took a sip of water to calm your nerves down
  • While you were aware that your subscribers had accepted the relationship, it was still an incredible big move for your channel
  • “Hey loves! Welcome back to my channel! By popular demand, I will be doing a very special video today.”
  • You made eye contact with Donghyun as he nodded and continued on, following the general script you had done earlier on
  • “As some of you might already know, I’m Donghyun and we will be filming the ‘Boyfriend Tag’.”
  • You chuckled as you felt his hand squeezing yours, signalling you that he was nervous about it
  • “We wanted to try something a little bit different so we each have 10 questions for each other in our phones rather than the one you can find in the web!”
  • You mentioned as you waved your phone with the Notes App on display towards the camera
  • Likewise, Donghyun flashed his phone before turning it towards him and read the first question
  • He cleared his throat and a smirked graced his lips
  • “Here’s the first question, where did we first met?”
  • You playfully joked saying you didn’t know before grinning and tilting your head at him
  • “Just kidding ~ We first met at Daehwi’s birthday party since I used to be his classmate in high school and you offered me a drink. A cup of orange juice to be exact.”
  • His smile told you that you were right and it leads you to teased him saying that the question was simply too easy
  • “Well next is what is my favourite food?”
  • Donghyun groaned out loud, complaining that you like every single food but you waved one finger at him, implying that there was an answer to this
  • “Oh wait I got it! You like Ramen!”
  • You furrowed your brows as you asked again, “Specifically?”
  • “Noguri’s Hoikkado Miso Ramen. Am I right?”
  • You let out a sigh of defeat as you nodded
  • Donghyun didn’t hesitate to start with the next question as he asked you what was something he had always given you from the start of the relationship
  • “Your heart?”
  • You were already expecting a cheesy question so it didn’t take you two seconds to reply him
  • However, it shocked you when he shook his head, indicating that you were wrong
  • “My hoodies, remember the first time I met you? I offered you my hoodie because you said you were cold.”
  • The answer Donghyun had given you was a lot logical than you thought it would be
  • You explained in the video that the heater in Daehwi’s house broke down and you had been shivering in your sleeveless dress when he offered you his maroon hoodie
  • Until today, that hoodie was still hung at the back of your closet and you did secretly wear it whenever you missed him
  • He wasn’t wrong as ever since you started dating him, his hoodies were essentially yours
  • You liked the scent of his and how large they were on your frame
  • You currently had one of his black hoodies on you as you paired it with a white crop top and denim shorts
  • Seeing your expression that you failed to answer the question, he laid a kiss on your forehead, telling you to do better for the next one
  • This went on for the next twenty minutes before you two finally wrapped up the video 
  • “Well. This has been the Boyfriend Tag with y/n and Donghyun.”
  • You gave him a smile as you thanked him for doing this with you and was about to shut the camera when he laid his lips gently on yours
  • For a moment, you tuned out your surroundings again
  • You forgot that the camera was still rolling and while it had been the end, it took a lot of effort for Donghyun to initiate something so intimate, especially in front of the camera
  • You leaned in closer to deepen the kiss as you realized you probably had to edit out this footage
  • It might be too much for both of your viewers, but it was something you wanted to cherish
  • “I’m really glad I met you.”

requests are always open & feel free to message me anything at all ♡

BTS as Kingsman (Jimin)

Originally posted by sugamysavagebaby

-Okay um so we all know jimin is a whole ass graceful gazelle when he’s dancing.

-So imagine him KICKING SOME ASS

-Jimin is definietly a field work kind of guy

-Out in the field his codename is Kay (yes, that is one of the actual codenames of a kingsman)

-The other guys like to really mess with him for his codename

-‘I can’t believe you fuckers sent a job application to kay jewlers using my codename and my REAL EMAIL ARE YOU STUPID’

-They literally call him anything except his codename like ‘Okay’ ‘k’ ‘okey’ ‘kk’  ‘

-Jimin does not fuck with all of that

-Insert 5 kingsman groaning on the floor bc jimin just fucked them up in record time

-Okay no really jimin is so flexible and quick on his feet.

-Hes literally in and out when it comes to missions

-You’ll never see him coming bc he’s so quiet. You’ll be dead before you even realize someone is in the room with you

-His favorite weapon is the really fancy dress shoes that have a poisonous knife in the tip that comes out when you tap your feet together

-He doesn’t really carry any other weapons on his person unless instructed to by arthur

-LETS GET INTO THIS STORY GUYS

-So lee junhyuk is dead and lee somin has caught on that someone is after her so there have been a series of small but serious crimes around town and the kingsman are worried that all these small things are leading up to something big so they have gawain gather some intel and galahad gets into somin’s files meanwhile lancelot, percival, and kay train

-Tristan is off on a v important secret mission

-Gotta keep them abs and muscles in working condition you know

-Speaking of…

-JIMINS ABS HOT DAMN YOU KNOW THAT ONE PICTURE WHERE YOONGI IS USING JIMINS ABS TO WASH HIS CLOTHES? SAME.

-Relatable af

-Anyway arthur approaches the guys and he’s like ‘ which one of you wants to go kidnap Lee Somin’s best friend and interrogate her to see what she knows.

-And jimins like ‘me me me pick me me me me’

-And arthur wants literally ANYONE ELSE bc jimin is a really soft interrogator and he uses unconventional methods. He flirts and does skiniship and it even get to the point where its like ‘ill make you feel good if you tell me what i want’ but it works???? And that Bothers!arthur!a!little!bit!

-But nobody else really wants to do it so arthur reluctantly chooses jimin to do it

-THIS MANS IS SO EXCITED

-Bc oh my gosh its been forever since he last got to interrogate someone FINALLY

-LIVING IT UP B YEESSSSSSSS

-SO arthur gives jimin a file and its full of like stuff about you.

-Btw thanks to gawain for getting all this info

-So it has your full name

-Your birthday

-Your address

-A picture

-Your usual daily routine

-The names of your pets

-Your grandmothers neighbors bestfriends kids favorite snack (you babysit sometimes, HES A WHOLE BABY)

-You get it right?

-ITS LIKE EVERYTHING

-Gawain is thorough

-So its a saturday night and you’re supposed to be at home doing absolutely nothing but chilling in a large t shirt and fuzzy socks with a giant bowl of chips while you watch a movie

-That is what gawain has gathered at least after watching you for a month straight to figure out your patterns and whatnot

-So of course jimin is like ‘easy peasy ill use my dashing good looks and be out of here with the girl in no time’

-Cue jimin pushing a button in the v fancy kingsman vehicle so it seems like its broken down conveniently in front of your home.

-He just kind of unbuttons the top two buttons of his shirt and does THE THING™ with his hair

-KNOCK KNOCK GIRL (knock knock knock knock knock on my door)

-Jimin shoves his hands in his pockets and stares at the ground (cause he don’t know he’s beautiful IF ONLY YOU SAW WHAT I COUlD SEE YOU’D UNDERSTAND WHY I WANT YO-…okay thats done) as you open the door and hes REVVING TO GO AT IT

-Lets get my interrogation on girl

-He looks up completely prepared to speak actual human words but he cannot

-Bc here you are F/N L/N

-Beautiful as HECK

-With your shirt covered with what he assumes is

-Baby food

-AND A WHOLE BABY IN YOUR ARMS. HE!! CRYING!!!! Baby cry!!!!! (you got roped into emergency baysitting btw he not your baby but i love baby )

-ABORT MISSION THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN

-He was supposed to kidnap you but what he gonna do with this baby

-Why do you even have this baby in the first place it is saturday night. YOUR NIGHT. Not baby night

-You’re a lil confused bc why is this cute boy standing outside your door at 9 pm

-And oh my gosh you’re covered in baby food

-And the baby is still very much crying

-‘Can i help you with something?’

-Jimin snaps out of it and GETS IT TOGETHER BOY

-‘Yeah, actually my car kind of broke down in front of your house and my phone is dead. I was wondering if i could maybe make a call’

-What he really wanted to say was put the baby away and let me kidnap you

-‘Your car broke down??? That’s a 2017 Range Rover. How does it just break down?’ you’re bouncing the baby on your hip and jimin is like umm standing there

-‘Oh my god, is that a V6 supercharged or a V8 supercharged? Theses things cost like $80,000 minimum dude.’ you step out of your house and begin heading towards the car meanwhile jimin is SO confused but he follows you anyway bc this is kind of what he had planned (not really?) but minus the baby you know.

-‘I would pay you to let me under the hood of this car or under this car in general but not in a creepy like oops you ran me over and now im under your car kind of way’ jimin is kinda like i’d like to see you UNDER ME, get it?

-EMERGENCY THE FILE DID NOT SAY YOU KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT CARS AND HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE SPECIAL BUTTON THAT MAKES HIS CAR SEEM BROKEN DOWN REALLY DOES

-BINGO. Jimin has an idea.

-‘No need to pay me. If you think you can help me in any way i’ll take it. I’ll pop the hood for you.’

-‘I haven’t been in my dads shop in quite a while but i’ll take a look to see if anything is obviously wrong’

-Jimin runs to the drivers side and pulls the little thing to open the hood you know the thing and he props the hood open using the other thing you know the other thing

-‘Here, i’ll take the little guy off your hands so you can get a better look’

-Jimin is surprised by how FREAKING FAST YOU HAND THIS BABY OVER babysitter of the year everyone

-You’re like leaning in to get a better view of this engine and stuff

-But HOT DAMN JIMIN HAS THE BEST VIEW RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM

-Anyway

-This is it this is what he was going for

-Jimin sets his watch onto the stun feature and BLAM you’re out.

-But now he’s got this baby????? Oh well

-BACK AT HQ

-‘KAY WHAT THE FUCK’

-‘I HAD TO GET HER HERE AND SHE HAD THIS BABY SO I JUST BROUGHT HIM TOO’

-‘HOW’

-‘I CARRIED HIM IN MY ARMS WHILE I DROVE’

-‘THAT IS ILLEGAL’

-Insert nonchalant shrug

-‘I made it here didnt i?’

-At this point you’re coming to and you can tell you’re not at home anymore

-And the chair youre sitting on is COLD AS HECK

-And your arms are???? Tied???? Behind you???

-And

-OH FUCK WHERE IS THE BABY

-‘Hello?? UMM IM MISSING A BABY’

-Here comes the guy from earlier, babyless, and also FUCK THIS GUY

-‘FUCK YOU.’

-‘Woah woah. Keep your fantasies to yourself babe’

-This guy sits across from you in a much more comfortable looking chair

-‘DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO’

-Hes got this smug look on his face and you want to smacK HIM

-‘Okay dollface, listen here. I have something you want’

-Jimin holds up a tablet with the live feed of sleeping baby Donghan

-‘Are you implying you want to father my children? I don’t want kids right now.’

-Jimin wants to facepalm bc are you dumb but also he has to stay serious

-‘I’m talking about him. The kid.’

-‘Oh…oh yeah. Okay’

-‘All you have to do is tell me everything you know about Lee Somin.’

-‘ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. You kidnapped me so that i could tell you about my boring best friend? Are you like in love with her is that what this is about?’

-Jimin is major confused..?????

-‘Lee Somin. Works at the seoul library on weekdays. Volunteers at the animal foundation weekends. Never wants to hang out with me because she’s too busy. Blah blah she’s so boring. She’s my bestfriend but i have to admit you can do a little better’

-!!!!!!!!!!!!What the fuck!!!!!!!!!

-Jimin looks at you with the most confused face ever

-‘What? Is it something i said?’

-‘Are you stupid?’

-‘DONT BE FUCKING RUDE’

-‘Lee Somin is a drug cartel leader’

-‘Are you out of your mind?’

-‘IM SERIOUS’

-‘Umm her dad just died and shes having a bit of a hard time and maybe she’s tried some drugs but for you to think shes a drug cartel leader is like saying I’m an expert in quantum physics. ITS OUTRAGEOUS’

-‘I have proof.’

-‘…bet you don’t’

-‘I DO’

-He tosses a large manila folder onto the table and you stare at him with the most unsatisfied look on your face

-‘Well…look at it’

-‘MY HANDS ARE TIED BEHIND MY BACK’

-‘oh….OH right. Sorry’

-He begins turning pages and reading things out loud along with picture proof and even a few videos that he plays on his ipad and your mind is EVERYWHERE

-YOUR BEST FRIEND WAS A DRUG CARTEL LEADER?

-YOU’RE CRYING

-LIKE WTF

-She’s responsible for countless deaths and kidnapping and drug smuggling oh my gosh last time you met up you, a broke young adult, paid for her meal because she didnt have any cash on heR LYING BITCH

-Its at this point jimin realizes you really had no idea and that this whole thing was a bust

-‘Galahad. Get the serum in here. We’re wiping her memory. She doesn’t need to remember this. What a shame. I was just starting to like you.’

-‘WAIT WHAT. MY MEMORY?’

-Some other dude walks in with a LARGE SYRINGE

-He approaches you and you try to wiggle free of you restraints to no avail bc they’re tight and suddenly youre out again

-Jimin does what he has to do and he gets you and baby donghan back to your place and that’s that. He doesn’t plan on having anymore contact with you. At least not until Somin is out of the picture maybe. But they still have gawain watch you just in case

-LIKE 3 weeks later everyone is chilling and whatnot and suddenly an URGENT EMERGENCY IMMEDIATE NOW TRANSMISSION IS COMING THROUGH FROM GAWAIN

-‘GUYS, 3 vehicles have just pulled up to Y/N’s place. Looks like it could be Somin and she doesn’t look happy’

-Arthur of course sends kay out immediatELY. Lancelot and percival are close behind

-One minute youre getting home from work and eating your dinner and not worrying about anything and the next THERE IS YOUR BFF WITH v intimidating men around her

-‘Umm Somin who are these guys? What are you wearing?’

-‘Don’t act innocent. I know they got to you too. It’s sad really. You were the only person i considered my friend.’

-‘I am your friend! Somin are you okay?’

-‘DROP THE ACT Y/N. I know that you know what I do. Now I have to get rid of you…’SUDDENLY THERE’S A GUN POINTED TO YOUR HEAD WHAT THE FUCK

-‘W-wait. Somin what’s going on with you? Why are you doing this?’ THERE ARE TEARS IN YOUR EYES

-Many tear

-Somin is ready to pull the trigger and you shut your eyes and cover your ears bc you’re like going to die now

-BUT NO GUNSHOT EVER COMES

-INSTEAD THE GUN IS FLYING THROUGH THE AIR

-This man has just kicked the gun out of Somin’s hand.

-BEHOLD THE MIGHTY KAY

-Master of stealth and graceful as a gazelle.

-Nobody noticed him get into the house and prepare himself for that.

-He also manages to knick Somin’s finger with the blade on the tip of his shoe but not enough to kill her with the poison. DARN IT

-LITERALLY EVERYONE SCATTERs BC THEY KNOW THESE ARE THE PPL AFTER SOMIN

-Youre still crying bc any normal person would bc guns are scARY

-Jimin was gonna hold back for a little longer but he saw the gun and he saw how scared you were and he coudnt take it anymore.

-He had to get you out of that v dangerous situation

-You were a good person

-You did not deserve that

-As a highly trained kingsman he still had a hard time dealing with guns so he couldnt imagine how terrifying it must have been for you

-Instead of going after somin he stays with you and just hugs you bc you need that

-Lancelot and percival can take care of the bad guys fleeing

-But right now you just latch onto this guy bc he saved your life

-You thought that was your best friend btu she TRIED TO KILL YOU

-This guy just rubs your back soothingly and you just relax and breathe and listen to his heart beat??? Its calming and steady.

-‘Its okay. You’re safe now. They won’t come back. Not while I’m around’

-‘How long will you be around?’

-The way you look up at him MAKES HIM WANT TO PROTECC YOU FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE LOOK AT THOSE BIG EYES. LOOK AT YOUR LIL SCARED FACE. THAT’S HIS NEW BABY. HE’S SO SOFT FOR YOU RIGHT NOW

-‘As long as you want me around’


A/N: This one ends a lil fluffy and abruptly but thats just how it came out of my head and i also clearly do not edit these so enjoy.

Tomatoes (E.D)

A/N: I was bored, I don’t even know what I was writing. Just enjoy or not, whatever

Warnings: EH, fluff, cussing and yeah.

Originally posted by tuesdaygirl8055




I remember when he’d barge into my apartment exclaiming something stupid like “Oh my god! Y/N! Gray and I just filmed the best video ever!”
Of course I’d roll my eyes and give him a soft laugh. But he took everything serious. Its How Ethan Dolan was.

And how was I supposed to know that their channel would blow up, they’d go on tour, and get nominated for 4 awards all at the same time? No, you’re not supposed to know. Because that’s how life works, you just go with whatever comes next.
But here he was standing outside of my apartment, a bouquet of roses in his hand and that goofy, lopsided grin of his. “Hey, Ethan.” I smiled back at him warmly. “So..you’re leaving today aren’t you?” I mumbled. I was going to miss him and his brother’s crazy antics from down the hall. I was going to miss how he’d randomly come into my apartment like he owned it, hopped on my couch, and clicked on the TV. I was going to miss his corny jokes and cute smile. And most of all, I was going to miss how he made me feel.
He made me feel like this was home. He made my heart flutter. He made me smile and furrow my eyebrows together at the same time, but I wouldn’t trade anything in the world for him. “Ehm..yeah I guess.” He laughed awkwardly. He stuck out his arm, almost jabbing me in the stomach with the bouquet of roses. We both laughed and I took it from his grasp. “Thank you..” I smiled as I traced my fingers along the petals lovingly. “Anything for you.” He muttered and his eyes met mine. It was a clash between brown and Y/E/C (your eye color) and then he sent me that dashing smile of his. You know, the one that would make any persons insides melt. Yeah, that smile.
My eyes stung a bit. Was I crying?
I bit my lip hard, and averted my eyes towards the ground. There was silence.
I hated silence.
“I’m going to miss you a lot more than you think Y/N.”
I gave him a teary eyed smile and he pulled me in for a hug. Our relationship had evolved from just being the teenage boy who came into my apartment randomly even though I barely knew him. Now we knew each other like the back of our hands. I never told him but I loved him, more than friends. I loved Ethan Dolan. I knew almost as much as Gray knew about him. He was my right hand and vise-versa. I told him things I’ve never told anyone. I looked at him a different way than anyone else. He was special.

Ethan Dolan. Because of him, my apartment was filled with a bunch of those cheesy fluffy toys you’d win at the arcade. It was filled with joy and happiness. It was filled with content.
I remember when I first met him.

 
I was at our local supermarket, where I caught him and his twin brother having a fight with the fruits.
I remember what aggravated me, the fact that Ethan had grabbed the last batch of tomatoes and was fighting against his brother who held up a pineapple to defend himself. I remember I wanted those tomatoes, looking back at it I laugh. I laugh at how I angrily stormed over to him and told him off, I scolded him for playing with the foods other people wanted to buy. How his jaw dropped while his brother snickered in the background, but then his hand caught mine when I turned to walk away. He tugged me towards his chest and repeatedly apologized. I walked off and rolled my eyes but he continued following me, like a stray dog. “I’m sorry okay? Listen I’ll- I’ll buy you some more! I could drop them off at your apartment-”
“And why would I tell you where I live?” I retaliated as my eyes scanned for a good choice of apples. “I- You’re right, again I’m so sorry about what happened.” Ethan smiled apologetically and I sighed. “It’s fine. I was in a bad mood when I got here and seeing you play with the tomatoes I wanted just angered me even more. Im sorry for lashing out on you.” I smiled softly and he chuckled. “It’s okay! I would’ve done the same thing.”
I gave him an ‘would you really?’ Look and he sighed. “Okay I wouldn’t get THAT mad, but somewhat annoyed.” He laughed.

And I remember how our friendship blossomed. When I opened the door to my apartment a day after the whole tomato debacle and was faced with Ethan. He held a bag of fresh tomatoes and grinned down at me. “Um, how’d you know where I live?” Was all I could ask. “Actually my brother and I live a couple doors down, I couldn’t help but notice you went the same way home as us and I went out and bought you some tomatoes.” He extended his arm out and smiled. I took the bag from him hesitantly and raised an eyebrow. “Thank you?” I laughed before he walked in. “Excuse me, what are you doing?” I asked as he plopped down onto my sofa. “What? Oh, your couch just looks way comfier than mine.”
I rolled my eyes and stuffed the tomatoes into the fridge. And that was how it started.

But a year later and here I was, saying goodbye to the man I loved because he was leaving for tour. “Goodbye Y/N..” He finally said. “Goodbye Ethan.” I mumbled. I shut the door slowly and I remember laying my back against it, knees brought up to my chest as my hand muffled my sobs.
I just let him go, just like that. I was so stupid. But 6 months later I opened the door and rolled my eyes as I expected it to be the mailman or something. But my eyes widened and tears prickled my eyes as my jaw dropped, “Eth-ETHAN!” I exclaimed and jumped into his arms, I backed him up against the wall in the hallways and nuzzled my head into his neck and inhaled his heavenly scent. “Oh my god! You’re back from tour early! I missed you so much!” I yelled but it was muffled by how hard I was pressing myself against him. “I miss you too Y/N! But um..you’re crushing my tomatoes.”
Thinking it was a joke, I pulled my head back and laughed until he took a bag of tomatoes out from behind him. My mouth fell open and I laughed at how they were all squished since I pushed him against the wall. “God, I love you.” I laughed but quickly shut up once I realized what I had said. Shit. My eyes darted towards the ground as Ethan stared at me intensely. “I’m sorry.” I whispered as my eyes filled up with tears. “No..no don’t be sorry.” He replied and smiled. I was a bit confused but then he suddenly gripped my thighs and walked us back into my apartment. “I love you too.” Was all he said before he shut my door and smashed his lips against mine. I gasped into the kiss and he pushed me onto the couch. I snaked my arms around his neck and pulled him closer to me. “Wait- the tomatoes!” I laughed into the kiss. “I’ll get you new ones.” He mumbled as he pressed rough but sweet kisses against my throat and neck. I giggled and ran my hands through his messy, perfect hair.

How glad I am that Ethan took that last batch of tomatoes a year ago..

BASS & BUBBLEGUM (POPSTAR!Y/N AU) - PART TWO

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parts; (one) (two) (three) (four) (five) (six)



summary: you’re a world-famous pop star which everyone learned to either love or hate. when a video of you making out with 5 seconds of summer’s bassist leaks, your management decides to make it seem like you’re dating calum.

word count: 988

warnings: none?? idk!11!!

author’s note: this is just a filler honestly lmao school is stressing me out!!1! the next part will be better than this ok + thank u for reading this even though its definitely not my best haha


Today was Thursday. And today, you were being driven to a radio station that you forgot the name of for an interview that will probably bring up the video-make-out-scandal. You were going to make your relationship public today and that made you nervous than anything else. Nervous, because one, it was live, which meant thousands were going to hear you say, ‘Yeah, totally, he’s my boyfriend but we’re keeping it low-key since, you know, he’s an asshole.’ Okay, maybe you weren’t going to say that, but that didn’t mean it wasn’t true (the asshole part). And two, you were ultimately going to get hate from his fans. You knew they weren’t fond of you since the video leaked. You were famous (God, you hated describing yourself that) and getting hate was inevitable, but the death threats were probably the worst things anyone has ever said to you.

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anonymous asked:

what are your absolute favorite yoonmin fics? Someone has probably asked you this before, but I've scrolled back for so long with no results, and you're my absolute favorite yoonmin blog so I'd love love love to know

my favourite fics are here! but some more recent ones are:

  • IFHY: love hurts. yoongi and jimin realise this.
  • light me up (i’ll keep you warm): (in which jimin has a crush, yells a lot, and maybe falls into like.)
  • look it up: yoongi stumbles on a “yoonmin” video while trying to find his most viewed fancam. upon realizing the fans have noticed he tends to stare at jimin, yoongi becomes hyperaware of their interactions. did the fans realize something he himself didn’t even know?
  • want me: jimin needs attention and his boyfriend is kind of being a huge dick.
  • shall we date?: jimin just wants to stay home and play games, but his roommate has other ideas. or: 4 times taehyung sets jimin up on a terrible blind date and 1 time it isn’t so bad.
  • make me your wish: jimin wants to see the flowers, but yoongi might have given him a little more…. and maybe vice versa. (au where the genie wish-granting system is an actual legalized business, and each city is appointed one “wish-granter” whose job is to offer its inhabitants three wishes in their lifetime.)
  • who’d have known: yoongi thinks jimin is too happy. jimin’s just trying to be happy and make others feel the same.
  • out of your arms (i’m out of my mind): if being right means being without yoongi, jimin would rather live a wrong doing life.
  • perfect blue: while contemplating the loss of his job in the middle of an urban mini-mart on white day, yoongi meets a strange truck driver and decides that going on an impromptu road trip would be good for him.
  • deeply addicted (to the prison that is you): yoongi becomes infatuated with jimin’s ass… and then falls for jimin himself. 
  • helpless: yoongi goes into his rut and jimin helps him through it for the first time. (aka they have gross, messy sex non-stop for a few days) 
  • when you smile like that: jimin falls in love with yoongi every time he smiles at jimin. 
  • pull me closer in the backseat of your rover: jimin had just wanted to get off. he didn’t think he’d end up with a boyfriend at the end of it all.or, another friends with benefits au.
  • perfect is the sound of you breaking: jimin likes being good, he likes being perfect. 
  • practice makes: the facts in the case of the unfortunate min yoongi: the gay that can’t suck dick. 
  • praise me like you should :“i like it when you compliment me,” he bursts, “you have this way of saying things,” he’s staring down at yoongi’s lap, too afraid to meet his feline-like stare, “it’s nice, how you validate me… how you tell me how good i’m doing at any given thing.” (or: jimin loves to be praised).

ongoing:

  • electric love: the dream jimin is having isn’t feeling so sweet anymore. or, alternatively, the soulmate/abo mashup no one asked for, featuring namjoon as an english tutor, taehyung as a (not so) starving artist, jin and kookie being as sweet as ever, salty suga, helpful hoseok, and emotionally vulnerable jimin.
  • i wrote this for you: jeon jungkook is a frustrated reader who just wants to have a decent conversation with his newly proclaimed favorite author, an up-and-coming young adult novelist min yoongi, and maybe force out the ending of his cliffhanging heartbreaking motherfucking breakthrough debut novel. (a.k.a. a love story told in jungkook’s perspective)
  • just a little company: “we’ll have a strictly business type relationship. you give me company, and i’ll give you money, or buy you whatever you’d like. it’s your choice, you can choose if you’ll take my offer.”
    “it’ll be a no strings thing, hyung? no attachments at all?”
    “nope. i don’t want to date, i have no interest in it right now. you’ll be my.. investment. you’re cute, i’m bored, and i don’t mind splurging a bit.”
wanna chat? pt. 17

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i said a bunch of things in the note on ao3 but its like. sooo long so yeah just check that out please and thanks ilysm 

(son of a gunn = adrien, the worst = alya, lol death = nino, its red = mari)

what is happening in this anymore


5:37

son of a gunn: NASA!!! PLANETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

son of a gun has changed their name to trappist

6:42

the worst: as adorable as it is to see u nerd out like the loser u are
sleep boi

trappist: WHO CAN SLEEP AT A TIME LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol death: hello my dudes why are we yelling

trappist: NASA!!!!!!!!!

lol death: nice
the one good thing the americans gave us

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Pen Pal (Part 1)

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Request from Anon: This one is a little hard to convey but reader writing letters to Ethan in high school (as like a pen pal thing) even though they’ve never met and writing extra ones that she’s never sent but years later he finds these letters in an old box / drawer / bag (because goodwill sucks at cleaning shit out) and is determined to find this girl after he recognizes the address as his old p.p. And realized these letters were to him. Basic fluff tbh

Author’s Note: Sorry, I have to split it up into 2 parts. But here’s the first installment!!

Freshman year, you were given a name and an address of someone you had never met before. A pen pal; a requirement for English that year, and an idea you didn’t find yourself too fond of. Talking to strangers was something your parents warned you about. You guess that more so applied to men with white vans, or chat room users with IM names like ilovethebabez, but still. What was the point of this assignment? 

Not one to argue, however, you took down the information given to you- Ethan Nestor, with an address somewhere in Maine.  You lived across the country in sunny Los Angeles. What were you going to have in common with this kid?

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