im just a little over tired

The Time I Took On the Military (And Won)

Considering the staggering amount of votes this one got, here you go!

ok so it’s my sweet sixteen and i took two of my closest friends paintballing. We started off alone with just the three of us. Me and this girl formed a truce so we could take out her brother. He found a building with a roof to shoot from so i was criss crossing and sliding behind shelters.

Long story short with this guy i snuck up behind his building and shot him point blank in the ass while he was climbing a ladder.

Except now his sister is my enemy and a much larger threat.

I criss cross my way back narrowly avoiding being shot. I skid to a stop behind this bush with a really gappy fence and go GOOD ENOUGH BRING IT ON and poke my muzzle through. I cant particularly see but I remembered seeing her in a little chapel window. I aim that general direction and open fire. I immediately hear HIT. When she comes out i see where i hit her. Right between the eyes like I couldnt do that again if I tried. Ill take it.

We’re back at the base ops and these massive dudes come over like “yo wanna join us we need more players” and we’re like “oh ya bud the more the merrier” so we go over and everyone is freaking massive and there’s us three tiny lil teenagers. I over hear they’re a military team and just sigh because i know im dead this is just my luck

Apparently they wanted us so that they could simulate having civilian to protect, who were also armed. (They did a piss poor job of this seriously wtf)

So the game starts and im seperated from my friends. They’re on the opposite team.

Im sticking near the leader and just generally trying not to die. He’s giving me orders as softly and nicely as he can, thinking Im scared. I mean really who wouldnt be?

I wasnt. I was ready to kick butt. When I am silent, be afraid, im planning something.

Next thing i know he’s gone. Shot, running, hiding i dont know and i dont care i gotta move there are way too many heavily armed men in these woods for me to be comfortable

Im trekking through this woodsy area keeping as low as possible because the other team has a freaking sniper and im not dealing with that no thanks im just a tiny teenager leave me alone ok

Im doing my thing and trying to find people to shoot because everyone is mia when i see people ahead.

Not my people.

And they havent seen me yet. Im looking around looking for some decent cover or somewhere to take them by surprise and there is nothing. The entire area is just thistle bushes with massive thorns. And then my idea hits. A wicked, mischievous idea. I grin behind my mask and get ready to lay my trap.

I plop myself down right in the middle of these thistles and army crawl to the path their taking and just lay still.

These guys dont see me.

They’re not expecting someone to be in these bushes cause who is that dumb.

The one dudes boot is an inch from my hand and i spring up and yell SURPRISE before shooting him right in the chest and then the two behind him. Three down, way too many to go. I ran away cackling like a witch

Dont die dont die dont die

I head out again and meet up with some more of my group. They stick me at the back to keep me out of harms way. A valiant, if ineffective effort

Enter enemy attack.

We get split up into two groups to flank them and i end up alone again. I moving slowly, spinning in a slow circled because I am EFFED

I’m a tiny lil sixteen year old girl, all alone, with about 15 guns pointed at me. I was completely surrounded. My comrades who had fled to live and fight another day are now making haste towards me like WHO LEFT THE KID BEHIND HELP HER and im like

hell no i got this

I went absolutely ape shit on their asses.

Shots are flying around me like crazy and everyone is screaming. One of the enemies shouts FALL BACK WHAT THE FU–

I hear one if my partners like HOLY SHIT SHE’S ALIVE

I barrel over one of the attackers and side arm his gun away. I break out from the Circle of Doom and make a mad dash for cover.

I leap into the air and spin to fave them. Im not getting shot in the back I an a WARRIOR

I just start spraying with a battle cry to rattle the heavens

I smack back down to earth and land in a crouch

Every single one of the attackers were shot, usually multiple times, and i didnt get shot once. Frankly no clue how i managed but I am NOT questioning it. Luck or skill I dont care

Eventually it was down to two people. Me and the other teams captain.

He’s a big, scary dude. He had a custom gun that could pop off a frankly alarming amount of shots per second.

The odds arent exactly in my favour.

We find each other right in the middle with trenches and tiny little metal fences for cover. Im walking through like plz dont shoot me i am small be nice

The dude pops up from a trench and starts firing. No mercy here.

Fine then.

I duck behind a fence and it is the most pathetic thing i have ever seen.

I have barely enough room to crouch behind it because it’s so small. The other dude finds a nice big trench and big fence the lucky lil jerk.

So we’re poppin up like weasels trying to get a shot in. I cant hit him, he cant hit me. Up and down and up and down. My fence angles down ever so slightly so im tucked in as tightly as I could. My fence is rattling as shot after shot after shot hits. The shots stop, i poke my muzzle over the edge amd lay down some fire.

And the cycle repeats

I get tired of this little exchange so the next time he goes down i lay on some cover fire and sprint like hell for a near by trench like i am just bookin it thinking dont shoot me dont shoot me imma kill you

i slide in and pop up just as he rises to take a shot. Except im not where he thought id be.

I shot him right in the side of his bald lil head.

So i won. My team legit carried me on their shoulders back to base ops

And that’s the time I, a sixteen year old girl, beat a team of militarily trained behemoths

This is inspired by the fact I can’t pay attention in my LA class. Enjoy!

Human’s can’t pay attention for shit, okay.

I’m not talking about ‘oh I zoned put for a minute whoopies daisy’ but forgetting what you are doing in the middle of doing the exact action. Human’s have such complicated brains, right? So, theoretically, we be able to concentrate for hours at a time. But nah. If our brain registers something as boring, it attempts to nope situation, because we need stimulus. If we don’t get it, our brain tries to force us to do other things - even if we can’t.

There was another post around here about how Aliens could hyper focus on certain tasks to get shit done (gotta hunt that down later for credit but its 12 am and im tired sorry) and how human’s being inpatient could confuse them. What about how human’s can think about multiple things at once? Like ‘No, Ari'ik, I’m not just making dinner at 7pm! Steven Universe comes on and I’m definitely not missing that. My nephew is being dropped off started. I need to have a play pen set up. My little sib is going to a sleep over and needs to be dropped off by 8. I have to pack eveyones lunches, clean the house, do the dishes, wash laundry, shower, and be in bed by 9.’ Don’t get me started on stuff like homework because I could probably rant until my lips fall off.

I don’t know if this happens to anyone else, but sometimes my brain wants to procrastinate so badly my words literally run into each other. A quick example of this; ‘And so Franny Devut is the true heroine of the story despite WHOISTHEMAIDWITHTHE BUTTERCUPHAIR her questionable WHOSLEEPSONMOONBEAMSANDDANCESONAIR methods of WITHTEARSMAIDOFHONEYANDAHEARTFULLOFBUNNIES obtaining WHOSINFINATEDVIRTUESAREKNOWWIDE IN FAAAARRRRRRRR information! ITSMEWNISOWNDEARESTOURPRINCESSSTAR’ I could easily see aliens sending in their small, day-dreamer human friend for an infiltration mission. The human gets capture for interrogation, but the mind reader can’t tell if they’re telling the truth or not, because who the fuck thinks about chocolate cake when standing in front of two intergalactic tyrants.

Feel free to add on to this if you want, it’s pretty short!

this isn’t going to be elegant but hear me out. It appears as your worst fear, your biggest nightmare, right? so what if, after all the losers meet up again as adults and hear about stan, their biggest fear is losing another one of them. they all know they wouldn’t be able to handle the heartbreak. this is specifically geared towards richie, whose biggest fear (you could say) is never knowing eddie’s true feelings for him, and never knowing if he was the only one who felt what they had. so what does It do? It conjures up a scenario in which It kills Eddie, and they are forced to leave his body in the sewers. richie holds him in his arms as he dies, and calls him Eds one last time, and is forced to watch as eddie dies before he can get out whatever he was thinking so hard about saying. most of us are in agreement that eddie was definitely going to confess while he still had the chance, but It doesn’t let the scenario play out like this. It has eddie die before richie receives any closure, any confirmation, anything that would have let him know that the boy he grew up loving, the one he never forgot, the man he just got back, loved him too. this is all in It’s little play. it’s what It wanted them to see. they have to leave him.

in reality, eddie didn’t die. he was knocked out cold. his arm is broken, again, but still there, if a little worse for wear. he wakes up, alone in the sewers, and finds his way out. he doesn’t lose his memory like the rest of them, because he wasn’t there during the final fight. he knows where to find richie. he gets on the first plane to LA and never looks back.

OK wait, Jeremy has been the captain of the Klance ship since day one and then he says one comment about them having a brotherly bond and now you all are going after his head?? You’re acting like he said he hates Klance or something. Jeremy saying that they’re pretty much as close as brothers right now is showing such an important and crucial point in their relationship, like how far they’ve come since season one.

The whole team is a family people, they all look at each other as brother and sister since they’ve been through so much together. I don’t understand why people have to take everything so out of context like it’s meant to be offensive, and then force their anger onto VAs and show runners. Do you really think that your ship is going to become anymore canon if you act like a disrespectful, immature child to them? Let people have an opinion without exploding over it, Jeremy literally said nothing wrong and you all are just wasting your time getting pressed about it. Please stop making this fandom even more messed up than it already is. 

its au time you sons of hecks

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Littles at the Park

Little: *Runs to the swing* Daddy/Mommy push me pwease *gives puppy eyes*

Daddy/Mommy: Ok baby but not to high we dont want you to fall and get hurt *smiles at little*

Little: Higher! Higher! I want to fly with the birdies hehe!

Daddy/Mommy: Little my arms are getting tired why dont you go play on the slide *smiles and rubs littles head*

Little: Okie *runs over to the slide while daddy/mommy waits at the bottom* Catch me, catch me hehe!

Daddy/Mommy: Of course you think id just let a little girl/boy like you slide to the bottom alone. *catches little as she/he slides to the bottom and kisses little on top of the head* Whos my good little boy/girl?

Little: Oohh oohh me me! Im youre good little daddy/mommy i am hehe!

Daddy/Mommy: Of course how could i forget *chuckles* now why dont we go home baby?

Little: Okie daddy/mommy i love you *hugs*

Daddy/Mommy: I love you to baby

patching up peter headcanons

cleaning up baby peter after one of his spider-man excursion </3

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-it wasn’t uncommon for you to wake up with peter by your side with small cuts and darkening bruises on his face after one of his late night spider-man excursions

-it was the day before your big chem test and you were up late cramming in some last minute studying at your desk when peter came in  

-you gasped when you saw him!!!!!!!! he looked so small and hurt ):

-he shut your window and looked at you with a tiiiiny smile  before falling onto your bed ))):

-he was so exhausted )):

-purple bruises n bleeding cuts were scattered all over his face 

-there was an especially brutal mark under his eye thank you knew would turn blue by the morning which made your heart just cry

-</3

-“ohmygodbabyareyouokay??yourehurtohGODyourehurtYOUREHURT”

-“i’m okay…………….im………….good…………”

-he was NOT good 

-his eyes looked tired and watery and the darkening bruises disappeared under the neckline of his torn suit

-so you sat him up and brushed the hair out of his face

-his face was!! so cold!!

-so you draped your blanket over his shoulders and kissed his lil forehead

-then held a glass of water to his lips bc he looked thirsty (hyradtion is important kids)

-“alright… this is gonna sting a little, is that okay?”

-he nodded as you covered some cotton buds in the disinfectant you had found in your drawer and dabbed it onto the little cuts on his face 

-he flinched everytime it touched a cut which made your heart </3

-“you sure it’s okay?”

-“mhm….thank you, love you…”

-“love you more, dork”

-eventually you got him to take the suit off cause u needed to get to the rest of him

-so he was sat there in his boxers as you cleaned him up quietly

-all u could hear was the sound of your breaths and the crickets outside

-tbh he was half asleep cause his whole body was aching but it felt nice to have you looking after him

-when you were done you pushed his messy hair off his forehead and peppered lil kisses all over his pretty lil lips and his pretty lil face 

-mwah

-but you had to be gentle !!!!!!!

-there was a tiny little smile on his face which made your heart go WEEEWOOOOOOWOWOOWOWOWO

-you got up and grabbed a hoodie you stole from him out of your wardrobe and pulled it over his head

-he wouldnt cooperate and shove his damn arms through so he sat there for like 10 minutes with just his head poking out

-a worm

-(he got there eventually)

-“is…is this mine? i was wondering where this went…”

-“just lay down, peter (’:”

-so he did

-he closed his eyes and reached out for you!!!

-you didnt realise how goddamn tired you were until you saw him practically fall asleep on the spot

-bye bye good grade on that test

-oh well (“”“”“:

-you got up and switched your lamp off 

-which probably wasnt the best idea cause u couldnt see where the bed was and had to feel around for a bit

-you may have tripped over your book bag but nobody needs to know that

-anyway

-you crawled under the covers beside peter and wrapped your arm around him gently

-you wanted to pull him in tight but you had to be careful of his bruised lil bod ):

-but he threw one of his legs over yours and snuggled in reeeeal close

-your heart wasnt just fat it was OBESE you loved this boy so so much

-and him getting hurt always shattered that obese heart into lil pieces

-but you knew that he did it to help people

-and that he’d be alright

-n that’s all that mattered to you 

-<3

Well, here it finally is! My huge af sketch dump for Maven that I’ve been working on for AGES now, just in time for their debut chapter! And honestly, I gotta say it turned out pretty great! It was a lot of fun to work on, since Maven is a pure precious sunshine child and they’re a lot of fun to draw! So yeah I’m honestly not gonna explain a lot about this since you can kinda get the gist of things just by looking at each of these and I’m really tired, but still, I’m pleased all the same. Now I just gotta write the damn chapter and then do all this over again for Stepper… woo boy…

Royal Affairs

Noctis sighed, flattening out the lapels of his suit jacket. He turned to you, arms held out at his sides.

“Well?” His voice was anxious, and his eyes confirmed his nervousness. “How do I look?”

You smiled, rising from the edge of his bed to help straighten out his tie. “Handsome as always,” you answered, your hands lingering on his chest a moment longer. “I wish I could go with you to the gala.”

Noctis captured your hands in his, giving them a light squeeze. “I do too,” he replied glumly, his eyes downcast. “But apparently this event is nobility only.”

You’d met Noctis while in school together––you were friends with Prompto, and often went with him to help out with his photography. He introduced you to Noctis one day at the arcade, and you immediately felt drawn to him. 

It wasn’t a secret that the Prince was dating a commoner, but it did make you extremely self conscious at times. As much as Noctis tried to include you, but on occasion, King Regis had to draw a line. Even Prompto was forbidden from attending the gala.

“It’s alright,” you shrugged, trying to sound noncommittal. “Stuffy events like these aren’t really my style anyway. But I will admit,” you gave your boyfriend an appreciative once-over. “You do know how to pull off a suit.”

Noctis couldn’t help but laugh before his face started to slip into a frown.

“Hey,” you placed your hands on his cheeks, making him look at you. “No pouting, okay? I’ll be here when you get back.”

Noctis placed his hands over yours and turned to kiss your fingertips. “I won’t have any fun without you.”

A mischievous glint sparkled in your eye. “We could have our own fun before you have to leave,” you purred, taking a step closer, pressing your body against his.

Noctis glanced at the clock. “I have fifteen minutes.”

You smirked, your fingers already wandering south to undo this belt buckle. “Babe, I only need ten.”


Ignis tapped his foot impatiently on the marble floor. Gladio’s arms were folded over his chest, and he couldn’t help but yawn.

“Where is he?” Ignis huffed, checking the time on his phone again. “He should have arrived by now.”

Gladio shrugged, barely letting out a grunt. Ignis fought hard not to roll his eyes when Noctis stumbled from around the corner, his cheeks tinted red and his suit just slightly unkempt.

“Sorry I’m late,” he apologized hurriedly, trying his best to flatten out his dress shirt by tugging at it from under his vest. “I, uh, got caught up with something.”

“Yeah, sure,” Gladio clucked, an all-knowing smirk spread across his face. “Fix your tie, Romeo. Something left a nice little souvenir right on the side of your neck.”

Noctis went beet-red and started hastily adjusting his collar and tie in a desperate attempt to cover up the hickey that marred his pale skin. Ignis watched the scene unfold, heaving a sigh, his index finger and thumb pinching the bridge of his nose.

“Six. Not again.”

anonymous asked:

a fluffy scenario where gf gets back home from school super tired and a vERy cLiNGy jihOoN wants to cuddle with her but she doesn't want to, he tries his best and she gives in later on please? thank you so much ♡

Originally posted by lookgoodkpop

thanks for requesting!! 

ok also thanks for @wannaonestars !! bless ur soul,,, i would’ve never gotten this done if it wasn’t for u!! and pls go send some requests to them!! and send them lots of love okay!! 


- ok imagine coming back home after a long day of school

- not bc u woke up late lmfao but mainly bc u slept late rip u

- and also bc it was just tiring in general + finals week wow 

- jihoon usually comes to ur home after u get done w school and usually u guys do something bc ur time together is limited

- but today u weren’t feeling it lmfao

- jihoon comes over and he’s like

- ‘’i missed my cuddle buddy hellooo’’’

- and ure like ‘’jihoon im too tired pls no’’

- and all u wanna do is go to bed bc ur so tired and today has been a long day and all u wanted to do is sleep for 390348 hours

- but the way jihoon is looking at u,,,,w his puppy eyes,,,and his lips forming into a pout,,,

- and ur just like

- ‘’shit’’

- and u don’t know if he means to do that (ok tbh he would lmfao) but u try to resist this inhuman sound coming from ur throat bc hes so cuTE how can a person be so cute what

- and jihoon just comes over and basically clings on to u and whining like a baby

- ‘’jagiyaaaaaa pleasee’’

- ‘’im so tired though,,,,’’

- ‘’im never stamping u in my heart anymore’’ (i hAD TO ADD THIS IN IT WAS SO FUNNY NFDJLSNFD)

- ‘’sTOP oH M Y GOD’’

- but hes giving u those puppy eyes again

- and pouts even more and ure just like

- ‘’u lil baby o KAY FINE’’

- and jihoon just gives u this cute little grin before pulling u to couch

- and immediately snuggles up to u and ur like

- ‘’this isn’t so bad’’

- and ure right bc jihoon’s hands are playing w ur hair and drawing soft circles on ur back and its really relaxing and soon enough, u find urself drifting off

- he taked a bunch of photos of u and guess where they r going

- thats right (my type) to the wanna one gc

- ‘’hello have i mentioned that i love my s/o’’

- ‘’look at how cute they are!!’’

- ‘’wow look @ us i love dating a visual’’

- ‘’#visuals’’

- everyone in the gc: jihoon s HUT UP

- also guanlin: hyung,,,please stop u’ve been sending photos for the past ten minutes,,,

Ticklish (Draco M. x Reader)

Description: Just keep reading you obsessed tacos (Drable)

Word Count: 353


 " I’m so pissed!“ Draco raised an eyebrow at his girlfriend of six months,” And why is that?“ he asked in his usual calm and collected voice. ( Y/N) scoffed,” First off this morning I was about to eat a delicious blueberry muffin but then Zabini ate the damn thing!“

” That bastard.“

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Desperate For It.

A/N: unjustifiably dirty Steve Rogers smut no one asked for???
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Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader

Warnings: NSFW, thigh riding, oral teasing, orgasm denial, pet names, punishment, praise, spanking, hair pulling, riding, vaginal sex, unprotected sex,

☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。

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anonymous asked:

BOYFRIEND DANIEL!!!! P L E A S E but can it be like,, really realistic?? Idk how to phrase it but more so a piece that showcases the fact that he's a grown man with a very demanding lifestyle and not all fluff and mush? I hope that's not too much to ask! Thank you in advance love xx

this is hella late! but thanks for requesting hun!! hope you like it xx

  • kang daniel has been your boyfriend for nearly 5 months now
  • and its been almost perfect
  • daniel is generally someone who is vv ‘reverse charming’
  • he can be the shyest and most aegyo boyfriend in the world
  • you know that smile he has with his two front teeth sticking out?
  • yeah he does that a lot
  • when you would go to the kitchen in the middle of movie night to prepare something, you ask daniel if he’d like a beer or something and he looks at you and says yes
  • with that smile
  • oH MAN its like your bones turn into jelly
  • cuddling is also his favorite thing in the world
  • on those days where he comes home late at night because of practice
  • youre usually awake and waiting for him
  • and when he goes in your room he sees you still up and pouts a bit because?? its so late why are you awake when you have work tomorrow??
  • but still pulls you into his chest and wraps his arms around you
  • because even if hes an idol with an amazing group and career, this is still always his favorite part of the day
  • but on days when youre just too tired to wait and you fall asleep, daniel understands
  • he simply gets into the bed after washing up and pulls you closer, being careful not to wake you up
  • he runs his hands through your hair softly and kisses the top of your head
  • so so soft
  • on the other hand
  • bUt he can also be the manliest and sexiest man on the planet
  • he also does this unconsciously??
  • and its in the little things
  • on the train when there are too many people, he casually wraps an arm around your waist and whispers to stay close to him sexy
  • when he sees you carrying something heavy on the way home from the grocery, he takes the bag from your hands and unconsciously smirks at you to keep up sexY
  • or when you visit him during dance practice and hes sweaty and panting but still manages to kiss the hell out of you even if his members making puking sounds in the background SEEEEXXYYYY
  • aside from his reversal charms, daniel is the most genuine and caring boyfriend
  • i imagine him to be kinda awkward at the obvious romantic stuff but still manages to show his love for you in his own way
  • whereas other people would randomly throw out ‘i love you’s, daniel has ways to say it more indirectly
  • ‘yah, kid, have you eaten yet? no? oh well then, lets go out‘
  • ‘i have a 15 minute break, lets spend it together‘
  • ‘yah, how could you forget your coat in weather like this? use mine, dummy‘
  • despite his obviously loving and kind personality, he does have his flaws because he is human of course
  • he cant help his tardiness because of practice, or his tiredness because of late nights spent recording
  • and you know that but sometimes its too much
  • one of rare but biggest fights youve ever had was about this
  • you two were planning a dinner date but daniel texted you he’d be late by a couple of minutes
  • but you had waited for nearly two hours and you were pretty sure the restaurant was already closed at that hour
  • it wasnt the first time he had done this, but it was certainly the only time you were truly pissed
  • when he came home, you had changed out of your fancy dress and stood stiffly in front of the couch in your pajamas
  • daniel came in looking at his phone and when he saw you in your pajamas he smiled tiredly and walked over to you to hug you
  • but was shocked when you turned away
  • he asked what was wrong and you just asked if he even remembered
  • it took him a good minute to figure out what he actually forgot and when he realized he apologized profusely and asked you to forgive him
  • but you just scoffed and asked him if he really was serious about you two
  • at this point, he snapped and angrily asked why you would even say that
  • cue full blown out argument about the whole thing
  • “yah kang daniel, i’ve been with you through so many things and this is how its going to be? you wouldnt imagine the ugly comments i’ve gotten on the internet or the dirty looks i get from my coworkers because i’m dating one of the most popular men in korea. and all for what? you ditching me for practice? i understand that this is not only your job, but your passion, but have a little respect for me too, would you?“
  • at this point, youre crying and youre tired and you think this is over but daniel retaliates
  • “and what about me? do you really understand that this isnt just a job? its my passion, y/n! i’ve worked so hard to be where i am today not just on my career but also in this relationship. so many hours i could have spent getting better at dancing or rapping but i spent them all with you! do you even understand that? i know that it hurts you when im not there, but it hurts me too. do you know why? because i love you!“
  • you try to ignore the fact that your first ‘i love you’ was said during a fight so you simply storm off into the bedroom, leaving daniel in the living room
  • you just curl up into a ball on the bed and cry to yourself
  • when your crying slowed down a few minutes later, daniel comes into the room and kneels in front of you
  • he pats your head down softly and looks at you with a look of sadness
  • and by looking at his eyes, you can tell that he shed a few tears as well
  • “i’m sorry kid, but“
  • you got scared at this point because you thought he was about to break up with you
  • “i’m not sleeping until we make things right“

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anonymous asked:

wHere does this discreditation for keith as leader come from anyway ? tbh space dad fanon is so gross .

I dunno, if some people out there are able to see Shiro as a fatherly figure or even a “daddy”, then that’s cool, everyone has their own interpretation. (I might be even a bit jealous haha) 

I personally see too much of Shiro’s vulnerabilities so its very hard for me to see him as any kind of parental figure when my reaction to his character is mostly “omg what the hell is he doing?? is he ok? is he eating right? is he sleeping enough? does he need a hug? a good back rub?” most of the time I just wanna wrap him in a blanket and kiss his forehead and tell him he dun have to go lead voltron if he dun wanna, and I like get super proud of him whenever he makes any kind of progress. Shiro is totally my space bby.

And even though I agree that Shiro has these strong parental feelings towards the paladins, he’s definitely more like the older brother that has to take care of his younger siblings after their parents die and has to sacrifice his youth for that… not that I think he actually has too, but more like he feels like he does. And hopefully one day he will get over it and will allow himself to be a little more carefree. (Cuz I think you can see Shiro wants to have fun and be young and also be more who he really is, but doesn’t really allows himself to (with a few exceptions ofcourse), because he can’t, cause you kno, he lived through shit, he’s not as innocent and clueless as the rest of them, he knows what they’re facing.

Tho I have to admit sometimes it’s a bit funny to me, because I watch the show with kids sometimes (I love introducing kids to voltron) and you got all these kids who are like 5-10 year old and they mostly just kinda see Shiro as one of the guys. Atleast from my experience they don’t really perceive him as a father figure or even see any kind of age gap between him and the rest of the paladins. He’s just “the leader guy” and he looks all muscular and serious cuz he’s “the leader guy” and therefore obviously has to be the strongest or something (and some of them are young enough to probably see a 20+ guy as a dad) And then I go on tumblr and there’s all these teens and twenty year olds who call Shiro dad and are convinced Shiro is like an actual father to the paladins and has like 10 year old age gap with them. But again every interpretation is valid as long as you remember not to force your own on someone elses and insist that it’s the only way to see things. Not all interpretations make sense.. but they’re all valid.

And I kinda blame the mullet for Keith’s discrediation haha, cause like he definitely acts like a leader (not a very nice one, but still a leader), but he just dun look the leader part. Like ofcourse the square jawed, hero looking, dorito build Garrison golden boy with the marines haircut is a good leader! But that guy with the dirty mullet who wears his collar up, lives in a murder shack in the dessert and sleeps with a knife under his pillow, he’s trouble! 

People are just being mullet prejudice

And Keith and Shiro always seemed kinda like a duo of leaders anyway. Like Keith is basically Shiro’s second in command. I dunno, to me atleast it always seemed that Keith is not at the same place Hunk, Lance and Pidge are. He’s a bit more where Shiro is.  even if it’s just him trying to be more where Shiro is. (they kinda have this thing of you know how like the sargent will always be a dick and his role will be discipline and the officer would be this very calm friendly angel.) Like if Lance didn’t say he and Keith were in the same class, id think Keith was closer in age to Shiro than to the other paladins just from the way he acts. I think I had this discussion before how LHK have a very highschool mentality, while Keith and Shiro have a military one. (He does get super childish and immature with Lance tho, Lance is like his weakness haha, thats like the only thing that gives him away)

So I think Keith being leader is like the natural choice, i’m not sure why it even had to be mentioned by Shiro. or why Keith is surprised by that… ofcourse the person that’s been basically acting like second in command all this time gonna take over. Who else?

Keith’s so funny with his “but why would you make me leader, Shiro?” as if he didn’t probably freaking put his everything into getting where Shiro is until now…

Like you can see him being all “good job, Lance! good to have you back on the team, Pidge!” and just giving orders and encouragements and taking control of situations left and right, and then he has the nerve to pretend he didn’t TRY and doesn’t actually aspire to be a leader. I dunno if it’s all just natural talent he never noticed he had and only Shiro can see… Or if Keith just really thinks that even tho he tries really hard he still sucks…  Probably the last one.

And I think that maybe “Keith, I want you to lead Voltron” is something he wanted to hear Shiro say someday and was working hard for it, but definitely not under these particular circumstances. Not because Shiro is dying or might die in the future, but because Shiro will see him as a capable leader and as an equal, because I think that’s where Keith has been trying to get. (although to me he’s still clearly the better choice for voltron leader) So I dunno, I think that Shiro’s request might have been a little bittersweet to him. Shiro should have left the “death” part out haha. (it should have been “Keith, im getting tired of this bullshit and occasionally need a break, and you’re an amazing leader so how about you take over for me for awhile sometime” but no he just had to be all morbid and dramatic about it..)

But yeah I blame the Mullet for people missing Leader Keith. The mullet got all of you fooled! 

Lets talk BLOCK B in London

First off, if you weren’t a B-Bomb stan before that concert, its pretty safe to say if you were sat anywhere within the vicinity of my seat, you damn well are now! That boy has some serious fan service that ropes you in without telling you! From his effortless beauty that shines the minute he steps on stage, to his favourite English food of Cottage Pie (Who taught him that?), to the intense stares he was giving the entire left hand side of the balcony which, might i just say, are literally soul-sucking whenever his eyes land on you! Its safe to say, i’d give my entire life’s earnings to see B-Bomb smile at me again. O.O

But i digress.

To be honest, i probably owe everyone an apology for being a little too excited the entire hour we were seated leading up to the beginning of the show, so if there was a girl by you with deely boppers and grey/purple hair that was shouting and dancing too much to the sound system, I apologize for any inconvenience i caused you!  (I was just trying to make everyone a little more hype!) ;)

But its safe to say, the minute the lights went down and the VCR began, i could not stop screaming. And the moment they all came out, skipping onto stage whooping, Zico going above and beyond the level of hype i expected- I was gone, im pretty sure the scream that left me was long and continuous and did not stop for the entirety of the concert.

But shall we get onto the bit, that i know you’re all here for?

Block B, when seen with your very own eyes, are the epitome of beauty, and in the strangest sense, when you see them, reality comes squeezing in around you, and you’re forced to realize in that moment that their little feet start dancing around the stage, that they are in fact ACTUAL human beings. 

Along with this, the most prominent understanding you are forced to come to, is that, that Taeil that you’ve always seen on screen and in pictures, is LITERALLY JUST AS CUTE AND SMOL as he is in real life. I could not stop staring at how adorable he is- regardless of how manly he might actually see himself as. 

I was also forced to accept the true herculean form of Kim Yukwon’s thighs, and the reality of exactly why he’s got a girlfriend and has had her since debut and beyond- the boy is GORGEOUS. 

I had to confront myself about the reality that Jaehyo really is an extremely tall Ahjumma crossed with Adonis. And i cannot tell you the enjoyment i got watching him get to the end of the 3rd song, before seeing his face start to show the pain of exercise and dancing whilst all his other members were still happily bouncing away (because SAME). And by the half way mark, he had almost completely given up and had began to piss about with U-Kwon, who continuously tried to jab him in the ribs.

And then came Kyung. Now, im not the biggest Kyung stan as im sure most are aware. HOWEVER, i cannot deny him the fact that he is incredibly cute in his gestures, and he was SO HYPE to be in London! I swear to God he didn’t stop smiling the entire time, and i think that is one of the main memories that i will take away from that experience, is the huge arm heart that Kyung kept showing to the 2nd level- plus, when he smiles AS HES LOOKING AT YOU, you’re sure to go home happy. Although, can we just also talk about his miniature English q&a session (because he was all too aware he is the most fluent in English out of all of them), in which he asked the members about their favourite British foods, (hence B-Bomb and cottage pie) and he tried to rip into them for their adorable simplistic answers? Quick run down:

B-Bomb - Cottage Pie (proud of himself)
Jaehyo - burger and fries? (I think, was very shy and awkward when he said it xD)
U-Kwon - five guys (also pretty enthusiastic) 
Zico - fish and chips (very VERY enthusiastic, could be the new mascot for fish and chips tbh)
Taeil - (i feel like it was something generically English but i cant remember, my bad) 
Kyung - just giggled the whole time.

Now, lets move onto Zico. That boy, was LIVING for being in London. Before i got there, i got the feeling he was pretty excited to be here through his insta posts, but he could not stop going on about it the whole time, exceedingly smiley and energetic through the entire first half (and second half to be honest) but after Conduct for Zero (when he filled in for P.O- I was sad, but it was a lit stage) he just seemed so happy to be there, and seemed to genuinely be having the time of his life. He was ALL TOO HAPPY to speak English for pretty much the entire time, and just seemed so proud of himself to be able to do so, which was so adorable i cannot tell you! But after seeing Block B live, you can really understand what kind of a group leader he is; efficient, compassionate, and just BAWSE!! 

One of the songs which was a game changer for me, was the heavy rock version of Very Good they played!! Like holey moley, that was LIT TO HIGH HEAVENS!! (i’ll upload a video clip in a mo). But also NICE DAY WAS INSANE! And Taeil carried it SOOO well- if you ever do anything in your life, see Lee Taeil sing them high notes live man!! It is WORTH IT! But tbh, the highlight of that night, despite the lacking of P.O’s presence- which i think i would have legitimately fainted at- was Zero For Conduct. I’ve always been a HUGE Bastarz fan!…but seeing that live, has changed my life! Sincerely.

And also, you might be thinking, but how did the other members feel? Zico and Kyung were happily chatting away in English, but what about the others? However, despite wondering this myself, when the ‘thank you’-esq time came around, they had such a good translation system working, and although i initially thought it would be awkward, the minute the crowd started responding to what the translator was saying after the boys had spoken, it just became such a beautiful and warming atmosphere, because i dont know about everyone else, but i was soo happy to know how the boys felt about London, and the end of their Europe tour in general. And after Zico took his hat off for us like he said he would if we genuinely impressed him, i can honestly say, any normal band will never live up to the experience of a block b/kpop concert in general.

And on a final note, lets just talk about the fan service again, cause i still cant get over B-Bomb and i dont think i ever will. He is Apollo, he is sunshine on a rainy day, he is a tragically beautiful painting, and for as long as i live i will never forget the entire 5-6 times i locked eyes with that man and shared in his smile. Because even though I got to wave at Taeil who was waving and pulling many a sad/funny face at the second floor area, and even though Kyung may have shot a heart in my direction, and coupled it with the cheesiest grin i ever did see, neither of them for some reason compare to the utter, graceless beauty, that is B-Bomb’s smile when directed specifically at you.

I’d say more about Zico, but his attention was mostly on the front row and the standing crowd, and im not entirely sure he could see the balcony seats and up well- but he was having a grand time regardless. Jaehyo was smiling throughout, but i got the sense from him, that despite the fact he was having a good time, he was tired from the end of tour. And U-kwon was really just playing with the girls hearts in the front row the entire night- so if you were down there, r.i.p after Kim Yukwon.

And alas, here i sit. Crying over remembering all the little details of the show, that as soon as it started seemed like it only took 5 minutes before it was ending, cause i was simply enjoying myself so much. The Post-concert blues are real, and i think that concert truly did change my entire life, but if there is one bit of advice i’d give anyone who was thinking of going to a kpop concert, or any concert in general in the future…its simply to take a moment to take it in, it wont ever be enough, but as long as you take a moment for yourself to realize that what you’re experiencing is real, then it’ll all be okay.

P.S. imma probs do another post tomorrow with everything i’ve forgotten from this one, but for now, enjoy my reliving of ‘Blockbuster in London’. <3

A little irked so just gonna make a quick comment(maybe not so quick). Look, if I’m enjoying something, just having a good ol fun innocent time with a drawing or photo and you have a thought along the lines of ‘that looks like something sexual’ do me a big ol favor and keep it to yourself. I dont care and I dont want to know. I’m a little tired of people somehow thinking its normal and totes okay to just come out of nowhere and tell someone you never met ‘I thought this was -insert sexual organ here-’ 

Like, thanks, now I feel self conscious about something innocent that was making me happy and I also now think you’re really super creepy. I dont care if thats what comes to your mind. But PLEASE KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

Its one thing if friends who I have known for a long time crack a joke but when it comes from someone I BARELY KNOW its just majorly uncomfortable. 

Thats not to say I dont have similar thoughts but…Im not gonna go out of my way to make a comment to let them know that “HEY I THINK THIS THING IS A -” because thats rude and uncalled for and just lacks some common decency. 

Sorry for the mini ramble but its been happening a lot more lately and I’m tired of feeling bad about stuff that was totally innocent in nature because some rando felt it was their civil duty to share their dirty thoughts.

Thanks

anonymous asked:

How Would BB react if their s/o (also an Idol) writes a Song about them (everyone knows that it is about them) and their s/o would performe this Song live at an award Show?

Credit: Original gif owners.

- Admin B


GD

I think GD would be really surprised at first that you were going to perform it. Maybe he knew you’d written it, but thought it would only be between you. Nevertheless, he is so proud. And when you sang it infront of everyone, he couldn’t help but fall in love with you even more.

Originally posted by cheonjaes


TOP

He would be so proud for the fact that you had written a song about him, but also that you were performing it. He cannot help but blush, and he enjoys your performance to the fullest loving you even more if possible.

Originally posted by thesoshisone

DAESUNG

Dae would also be so proud of his girl! Totally see him being all happy, clapping and all just watching you perform the song. Both touched by it, and all excited he probably would want you to sing it for him a million times more.

Originally posted by daesungstrash


SEUNGRI

Proud proud proud!!! He would totally just show you off like - “That’s my girl”, loving the song extremely much. And he would too feel the love for you entirely more.

Originally posted by fantastic--babies


TAEYANG

He would be a little shy about it at first, not because he didn’t like the fact that you performed a song about him. But because he is used to swoon you over with his songs. Now it was your turn. But he still loved everything about you, and the song and was really touched by it.

Originally posted by peaceminus8ne

RFA HEADCANONS: Horror Films

(HEY HEY HEY~ SOLDIER MADI HERE 😁👌 I TOOK A NOTICE THAT MORE PEOPLE ARE DIGGIN MY HEADCANON, SOOO. Here’s another Rfa headcanon thingy. V and Saeran included. (P.s; I’ll probably never not include V and Saeran because let’s be real here..they’re poppin fresh.))

~~

Yoosung:

Surprisingly, he was the one who suggested you watch a horror film. Poor lil cinnamon roll was afraid he wasn’t manly enough, so, he decided to prove he could handle it.

He couldn’t.

Half way through it, this boy was shaking so bad, you could feel the couch rattling?? Like? Calm down?

Of course, you were there to give him comfort, rather than the other way around. Nonetheless, you still enjoyed yourself.

“Yoosung, open your eyes..! Look, I promise. The blood practically looks like ketchup. It’s not that bad!”

“Alright, if you sa- THAT LOOKS SO REAL OH MY GOD, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”


~~

Jumin:


When you suggested a horror movie, he wasn’t really phased by it. Stuff like this never bothered him. He knew it was fake.

So, there you two were. Snuggled up on the couch, (with Elizabeth 3rd, of course.) watching a mild horror movie.

Even though it was mild, it had its moments. Occasionally you would jump up a bit, and Jumin would lightly tighten his grip on you every time.

While you were anticipating the jump scares, Jumin was analyzing e v e r y t h i n g.

“OHMYGOD NO, WHAT WAS THAT? IS HE GOING TO DIE? WHAT?”

“Can’t you tell? The moment he got to this town, he should’ve realized it wasn’t any good. The guy in the back gave it away.”

“What guy?!”

~~

707:


Let’s be real, you two are going to criticize the whole movie.

You aren’t even scared. You two more than likely picked an old, cheesy horror film.

Originally, you were going to actually take it seriously, and quietly watch the movie. Luciel had better plans.

He would start making stupid jokes about the characters obvious faults, and pointing out how fake everything looked.

Soon, you just had to join in with him. I mean, come on. This movie is s h i t.

“Did he just run into the zombies arms? Are you kidding me?”

“I didn’t know we were watching a roma- oh. Well that happened.”

“What an idiot.”

“That would be you, thoug- OW DONT HIT ME! UHM? BOYFRIEND ABUSE??”

~~

Jaehee:


Zen must have made a horror musical.

Since it was new, she was one of the first people to get a hold of it..and boy, was she happy.

You just couldn’t say no when she had asked you to watch it with her that night. I mean, come on. LOOK AT THAT LIL GAEHEE FACE, AWH.

So, you two cuddled up in some bean bag chairs, sharing a big bowl of popcorn.

You both ended up feeding a little bit to each other when the other was too busy drooling over Zen’s abs. (Mostly Jaehee.)

Ends up with one of you falling asleep on the other before the movie is done.

More than likely you on her. (Kink)

“(Y/N)! Even as a hairy werewolf..ohh, he truly is a beast…wait..(Y/N)?”

“……”

“Oh! So cute..I guess we’ll be sleeping down here, tonight..good night, (Y/N)..”

(IMAGINE HER KISSING YOUR HEAD AND TURNING THE LIGHTS OUT, IM GAEHEE FOR HER, MMM, K BYE)

~~

Zen:

Zen would be trying to play it cool throughout the entire thing.

He’d keep making small remarks on how it was “o so predictable.” Eventually, you got tired of these little comments, and decided to give him something that wasn’t predictable.

You’d lean over, acting as if you wanted to cuddle..then..

BAM

You’d let out an ear piercing (w̸a̸r̸r̸i̸o̸r̸ c̸r̸y̸) screech, tackling him into a hug.

Let’s just say, he was a little bit more than frightened.

PROBABLY WOULD END UP IN FUNFUNFUN NAKEY TIMES IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT, AYEE.

“This is so damn predictable.”

“Yeah..I guess you’re- SCREEECHH”

“(Y/N)!!! DO NOT DO THAT! God…you know what? I just might have to punish you for that, baby girl~”

“You- I- OH”


~~


V:

Can he even see what’s happening, tho?

You’re probably going to be bored, and suggest you watch a horror movie in spirit of Halloween (you’re feeling extra SpOoPy)

This lil pastel cutie will agree instantly. If it makes you happy, then he’s 420% up for it.

You two will probably be the calmest out of everyone else, staying quiet while you watch it. Of course, you’ll have the occasional dialogue.

He’ll wrap his arms around you, snuggling his face into you, since he can’t really see the movie all that well, anyways.

If you get even a little scared, hE IS LITERALLY SO COMFORTING LIKE, Y e S.

“I hear more suspenseful music in the back ground. Get ready, don’t be too scared, (Y/N).”

“Crap, how did you hear that? All I hear is that stupid win- OH DEAR GOD.”

“I warned you..oh..come closer, it’s okay, (Y/N)..”

~~

Saeran:


He picked the movie, and let’s just say you are more screwed than America.

He just HAD to pick the scariest movie he could get his hands on.

10/10 will tell you to hakuna your Tatas when you start flipping your shit. (Not literally but.)

Like, how can you handle that?

But, not to fret..he’s surprisingly more comforting than you imagined.

He will pull a fluffy blanket over you both, doing his best to cover your eyes when he thought something overly scary was going to happen.

When it’s all over, he’s probably going to want to cuddle you all night, at least until you both fall asleep..just to insure neither of you get a nightmare.

“I don’t even know if I can fall asleep now, thank you very much.”

“Mmm~ then stay with me tonight. I promise I can keep you safe. Just..Trust me?”