im joking but i love them so much and seeing them and meeting them made me very happy

important facts & quotes from hidden oracle reread #4 part one

i cited everything from the hardback edition bc im a nerd 

- page one apollo is already making pop culture references (1)

- meg is such a badass oh my g od (14)

- riodan does such a beautiful way of explaining things in this novels. awe-inspiring. mind blowing. example: “Her eyes glinted darkly like a crow’s. (I can make that comparison because I invented crows.)” (14-15) wow. beautiful. 

- so i understand this series is going to be about Apollo’s redemption and ~~~~finding himself~~~~ or w\e but JESUS PLEASE RICK you can’t just say “She [Meg] reminded me of the strays my sister was always adopting: dogs, panthers, homeless maidens, small dragons.” (15) WITHOUT PROVIDING SEVERAL BOOKS AS EXAMPLE FOR SAID SENTENCE all i want is a book focused on artemis and her army of small dragons and lesbians dear gods please 

- omfg can you just imagine sally having to go over to Percy’s room and having to tell him that the greek god of the sun apollo was there to see him omfg. imagine the salt. imagine both of them just groaning. imagine.

-”If I had still been an immortal, I might have flirted with her [Sally Jackson] myself.” (30-31) l o l Sally is a middle aged married woman seven months pregnant and still bringing in the gods you go girl im proud of you

- Sally Jackson is one of the best characters in the entire series. citation: every riodan book ever even the non-pjo it’s a fact 

- i 10000% support the idea that percy gave apollo the led zeppelin shirt as a sneaky joke he’s so smart i love him so much

- “Percy laced his fingers. They were long and nimble.”(35) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- He [Percy] would have made an excellent musician.” (35) f u ck 

- literally all percy wants is to “stay alive” long enough to go to college, meet his baby sister, and see his mom get her book published my heart is broken for this boy (35-36)

- the return of the seven layer dip fuck me up (40)

- jfc that poor Prius it’s been through so much (52-54)

- page 67 and Percy’s already made two comic book references he’s such a canon nerd 

- “Cops love me almost as much as teachers do.” god Percy Jackson what are you doing to me

- apollo tried to order a pizza to CHB and honestly same (73)

- g o d will solace jfc wow

- we’re to assume Will’s a skier (his Okemo Mountain jacket & skiers tan) (82) and now i have to write the inevitable fic that comes out of this fact

- Will’s mom was a alt.-country singer from Austin, Texas (83) which wow and honestly makes the fact will is a horrible singer 1000% better

- yellow daises grow year-round in the Apollo cabin, and it smells like fresh linens and dried sage. (83)

- kayla is aiming for the olympics and honestly im so proud already 

- fact: any and all solangelo interaction have me crying into my book 

- “Will put his hand on Nico’s shoulder, ‘Nico, we need to have another talk about your people skills.’” lol this implies that they’ve had this talk before and im dying to hear it

- the Hermes kids are big fans of Rocky Horror Picture Show (95) and now i have to write a seperate list of headcanons for this fact

- speaking of, Apollo used to cosplay as Rocky bc why not. (95-96)

- listen i know im solangelo trash BUT - “Will and Nico sat shoulder to shoulder, bantering good-naturedly. They were so cute together it made me feel desolate.” im destroyed (110)

- “but if I sit alone at my table, strange things happen.” “it’s a mood disorder” “i cant control it” stfu nico u nerd u just want to sit with your boyfriend im dead (110)

- Will nodded serenely. “It’s the strangest thing. Not that Nico would ever misuse his powers to get what he wants.” death to goody-two-shoes will solace 2k17

- off topic but CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE CHIRON THO. like. this happens and will and nico are just standing there. in front of him. telling him they have to sit together OR NICO WILL JUST HAPPEN TO PUT CRACKS INTO HIS CAMP. just imagine. him staring at them. sighing. deciding not to fight this one. agreeing & watching them giggle away bc they’re so SNEAKY & now they can EAT TOGETHER WOW 

-   lol when Meg was going to town on the hot dogs and “Julia and Alice watched her with a mixture of fascination and horror.” (111)

- “Will and Nico exchanged a look that might have meant, here we go.” (112) okay im sorry im just sO GONE FOR LITTLE MOMENTS LIKE THIS I JUST WANT NICO TO BE HAPPY AND COMFORTABLE IN HIS RELATIONSHIPS OKAY

- apollo refers to the seven as “the A-list” (112) same tho

- Jason, Piper, Coach Hedge, Mellie and baby Chuck are all in LA with Piper’s father like???? (113) THIS IS SOMETHING I NEED TO SEE? What’s the living arrangement? Is Jason living with Piper? OH GOD IS JASON LIVING WITH HEDGE AND MELLIE? DO THEY ALL LIVE IN SOME BIG PLACE PIPER’S DAD RENTED OUT???? do Piper and Jason babysit? do they have family dinners? how’s baby chuck doing??? how are they all adjusting to domestic life?? I NEED TO KNOW THIS IS ALL VERY IMPORTANT TO ME 

- lol nico’s just as pissed as eveRYONE IN THE FANDOM about Leo’s not-death and im living for it (113)

- also nico carries around Leo’s lil ‘IM ALIVE LOL’ letter\hologram\thing? like i get it was completely for the plot but?????? “i look at it whenever i want to get angry” (114) like ok nico u lil bean whatever u say u little emo shit

- apollo’s little ‘lol when u have a headache in olympus hephaestus just cracks open your skull and removes whatever brain god\dess u just birthed up lol it’s so much easier ugh’ (116) w h a t t h e f u c k 

- fact: harley is adorable no citation needed

- also you’re telling me chiron, basically as old as time itself tbh, doesn’t speak portuguese? k (120)

- “i am merely assessing how well paolo’s arms are functioning after surgery” (120) those are some big words william u nervous or something??

- “hmph” - nico di angelo, 2016 (120) 

- this isn’t really important but there’s a satyr named herbert and he’s my new favorite character sorry i dont make the rules (124)

- ok so there’s an unnamed random camper who mutters in Italian (127) and now i’ve got the BIGGEST headcanon that this random girl and Nico (omg maybe a few others????) meet a few times a month just to rant to each other in Italian so none of them get sloppy with the language and u g h im such a bitch for nico di angelo frienships

- “A boy in the crowd gasped, ‘she’s a communist!’” (127) i fucking hate this book omfg

i’ll do more later in order to mentally prepare myself for the dark prophecy but it’s 3 am and im tired  


Originally posted by sugutie

Genre: Smut, fluff, angst (it will contain smut in the next parts)

a/n: The story will have another part. So dont worry, im not cutting you off

Description:Jungkook is a  photography major in collaage. Every girl likes him yet he only has eyes for his camera, until he -even tho he hasnt realized it yet-  finds his muse.

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anonymous asked:

Howdy hey there my homie! I'd like to request Saeran spotting his demon mother when he's out and about with MC one day. (Let's say she's alive because otherwise this wouldn't work;;;;) Whether or not she sees him is up to you. I know this'll be HELLA angst and I already feel like 'hello satan' over here so if possible could it end on a reasonably sweet note? Thank you and I'm sorry in advance(;´Д`)

holy shit my first saeran request i think ive been blessed by the gods okay look

ps i made her look kinda like the twins but not exactly. i hope this is okay????

i love this boy. and he is the Angst Queen okay

here we go. shit.


“Saeran! Are you ready to go get ice cream?”

“Yes, MC. Be there in just a sec.”

Saeran ran his fingers through his now-tomato colored hair, completely different from the white with cherry tips from merely a month and a half ago. He glanced up to the mirror in front of him, looking at his softened features. Electrifyingly blue eyes gazed back at him, and his eye bags were extremely prominent from his complete lack of sleep. He had so many nightmares, it scared him sometimes to sleep at night. He knew you noticed it, but you were completely silent.

The cracks in the mirror were also prominent from where he used to ram his fist against it.

He looked down to his scarred knuckles as he had a minor flashback to the times before he had reunited with his twin.

Saeran shivered. Not a good time.

Grabbing his jacket as he left his dark room, he headed to the front door to meet you.

You smiled as he reached you, and you held out your hand for him to take. He looked to you, blushing faintly, but he took your hand anyways. With you leading the way, you walked out the door.

You guys ended up staying out for a while, just eating ice cream at the closest parlor. Saeran had opened up a good bit in the last hour or so, laughing at few jokes here and there, and even making a few of his own. He’d never actually admit it, but was having a great time.

When you had decided to leave after filling up on chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, two sundaes and three cookies (you saw him slip one away for later), Saeran was still being more lighthearted than usual.

It had been a good day for the both of you. You did admit, you spoiled the hell out of the boy, but it was worth it. He deserved every bit of it.

The two of you were just making small talk while walking in the park the parlor was located in when Saeran suddenly stiffened.

“MC. We need to leave. Now.” Saeran immediately stood, pulling you up roughly and practically dragging you to the park’s entrance.

“Saeran? What’s wrong, are you alright-”

“MC, just please trust me, we need to-”

“Did I just hear Saeran?”

Saeran’s eyes visibly darkened with anxiety and his entire composure tensed with the woman’s voice that said his name. He held your sweater sleeve tightly, knuckles turning white, his face unreadable.

“I’m sorry, you’ve got the wrong person.”

“I don’t believe I do. I know that face when I see it, I know that name, I know that cursed red fucking hair when I see it, you fucking idiot. I can’t believe you’ve actually made it this far in life, I thought you were long dead by now with that weak-ass immune system of yours.”

You immediately whipped around, standing face to face with the ugliest bitch you’d ever met. You stood a few inches shorter than her, and she had extremely choppy shoulder length dark brown hair. Her eyes were golden but dull, and she had a smaller build and an ivory skin tone.

“And who might I be speaking to?” You put your hands on your hips, staring her down. She rolled her eyes.

“Sun-young Choi.”

Your heat rate immediately quickened. This was his mother. After hearing the name, you recognized her features immediately. You looked to Saeran; he had turned now, looking to you with the pleading to leave.

In all honesty, Saeran was so afraid she’d hurt you like she hurt him. He didn’t want anything to happen to you. He was so afraid, god, no please don’t hurt them, don’t-

“This man may be your biological kin, but you are in no position to interact with him. You have no right to interfere with his life right now, you didn’t have that since the day you decided to use them for blackmail and abuse them.” You poked her right in the chest, pushing her backwards as you spoke. “I’ll have you know that ‘that fucking idiot’ is one of the smartest people I know in my life, right there next to his twin brother, who is a genius, by the way. They both have higher intelligence than you’ll ever have. And Saeran has done so well, you wouldn’t even begin to imagine.”

Saeran watches in amazement as you verbally assault his abusive mother, going on and on about him and Saeyoung. It made him so happy that you would defend him in these types of situations.

God, he knew he never says it, but he loves you so much.

“I hope you’ll look back on your life and regret everything you did to these two wonderful boys. We’ll be taking our leave now.”

MC grabbed Saeran’s hand and started to walk off, and he stumbled along behind as you once again led the way towards the car.


“Yes, Saeran?”

“T-Thank you…so much. I don’t really know what I would’ve done if you hadn’t been there…”

“Saeran, don’t even mention it. She’s hurt you before. She still sometimes hurts you mentally, I can see it. Please, I don’t want you to think of her anymore, okay? I’m here to protect you. Saeyoung is here to protect you. The RFA is here to protect you. We love you, Saeran.”

“I-I love you too, MC.”

MC simply smiled at him before lacing their fingers with his.

“C’mon. Let’s go home and watch some movies, yeah?”


That night, Saeran didn’t have any nightmares when he finally fell asleep under five blankets and an arm wrapped around you. 

And the next morning, you watched as Saeran handed Saeyoung the cookie he had saved for himself and mutter a very quiet ‘I love you.’ Saeyoung just smiled and gave his brother a not-too-overwhelming hug.

anonymous asked:

Hihi, glow in the dark stars anon here, once again ^^. I've noticed you wanted requests so I'm gonna send you one! How about an MC who is very innocent and sweet but as soon as their older brother comes into town, they become a fowl-mouthed memer and is constantly making jokes, and how would the RFA + V + Saeran react to such events. Sorry if it doesn't make sense;; (by the way how was your day? Oh, and keep up the good work my dude !!) <333

hey stars anon!(that’s your nickname now bc i love ya~)  my dude, you are like, my favorite anon?? you come up with great ideas wowie wow!! this is me but with my an only child;;

my day - well yesterday - was good. busy, but good! i’m finally getting over this weird cold. how was yours? ^^ and thank you, again! (/◔ ◡ ◔)/


  • mc told him their brother was coming to town all excitedly and that they wanted zen to meet him. he agreed. family is important to him! ..yes im still salty about his family¬_¬
  • also this is like, the first time he’s gonna meet mc’s family its time to Impress
  • so they go, and zen really doesn’t know what he’s expecting besides hoping their family likes him 
  • their parents were kind of how he thought - nice and sweet, asking him questions
  • and then their brother came 
  • “mc!” their brother called. he was answered with a hug from them aw sweet not for long, zenny
  • “hey you nerd!” mc started, and then it pretty much went from there 
  • zen wasn’t really surprised at all the inside jokes they had, but there was? so many?? he had never seen mc make this many jokes
  • also did mc just say ‘fuck’? he was pretty sure he never heard them say ‘damn’ and now they upgraded to all this??
  • oh well, their brother liked him 
  • when they left, he got kind of pouty 
  • babeeee do you feel uncomfortable around me?” “what do you mean?”
  • “you don’t curse and joke that much with me, and you can, you know!” 
  • he just wants to have as many inside jokes   


  • they were meeting up with mc’s brother for lunch!
  • he wasn’t going to be in town long, but mc was still so excited
  • yoosung thought they looked so cute all excited and now he is too
  • they got to the restaurant first and waited 
  • mc’s brother found them at the table and shook yoosung’s hand before hugging mc
  • “well now you have to tell me everything about your boyfriend, my dear sibling. and if i have to send him back to hell.”
  • *cue a slightly scared yoosung*
  • “i’ll tell you he’s better than that shithead you dated last year.” 
  • *cue a surprised yoosung now*
  • who are you and what have you done to my mc?
  • things continued this way, and they even started laughing at memes together
  • they made one of their brother’s old girlfriend…ok that one was funny
  • after lunch, yoosung kind of observes them for a while 
  • they stumble while walking once and mutter, “oh dang-”
  • mc when your brother accidentally kicked you under the table, you said something much worse 
  • oh well, he’s happy he got to see a new side of mc


  • their brother dropped by the cafe right after they closed, but of course they let him in
  • jaehee made him a cup and he said it was the best coffee he’s tasted
  • “is your tea this hot too?” he asked
  • she was about to answer seriously, but mc knew better 
  • “it sure as hell is, and i have so many stories to tell you”
  • jaehee’s like: …how did we get from tea to stories
  • and then mc starts telling him about all the shit i apparently put the cafe through stories of customers and stuff
  • it was the same stories mc and her told everyone, but mc added more emphasis and..curse words in this retelling
  • if jaehee could become her question mark emoji, she would right then
  • at one point, mc told her to come sit with them 
  • so she did, sitting next to mc
  • “there’s one last thing I haven’t told you, dear brother.” they say 
  • but before they continue, they kiss jaehee’s cheek. “meet my girlfriend”
  • on the inside, jaehee was yelling because girlfriend!! but also cause she thought he knew– 
  • their brother paused for a minute before whispering, “et tu, brute?” 
  • and that’s how mc and jaehee found out their brother is also gay wow 


  • he invited their brother to the penthouse
  • he brought out the fancy wine, elizabeth was on her best behavior, things were good
  • and mc’s brother was nice and seemed to like him 
  • so all in all, the evening went well
  • except that jumin spent almost half of the evening being confused
  • because first off, when did mc get such a foul mouth what the he ck 
  • and second, what is a ‘meme’? 
  • “woah, wait. your boyfriend doesn’t know what a meme is, mc? hm…i dunno if i like him”
  • “calm your tits, brother. memes aren’t everything.” are u sure, mc?
  •  jumin is lowkey like ‘how can he calm his tits wtf’
  • anyways, mc’s brother assures that he was kidding and that he actually really likes jumin
  • who’s the real winner now
  • when their brother left, mc went back to being the innocent mc he knew
  • “…my love?” “yes, jumin?” “what just happened?”
  • he’ll get used to it

707 / luciel / saeyoung

  • when they told him their brother was in town, he yelled for a little bit
  • how is this dork gonna impress mc’s family?
  • decides he needs to clean the bunker 
  • amazingly, he does it without vanderwood’s help a miracle
  • almost puts on a suit, but mc stops him
  • when their brother came over, mc’s attitude completely changes
  • and saeyoung just observes them for a while and realizes what he has to do
  • it’s literally just channel the 707 attitude. which he is an expert in doing
  • and now…let the memes begin
  • oh, mc’s brother likes this guy
  • it goes better than expected. they’re practically best friends now 
  • the only thing is, saeyoung doesn’t curse that much
  • so after their brother leaves, he’s like “mc, i didn’t know you had such a potty mouth!” 
  • watch them feign innocence for a bit
  • it doesn’t work, but everyone’s still happy

v / jihyun

  • came over to mc’s apartment to find their brother with them
  • it was a surprise
  • “oh, nice to meet you!”. they all sit and chat
  • v could’ve sworn he heard mc threaten their brother not to make any blind jokes
  • something along the lines of  “make one blind joke and so help me, i will fucking murder you”
  • v feels like he should be scared
  • there are no blind jokes, but there are a lot of memes
  • which he also doesn’t understand that well, but he catches on faster than jumin
  • “mc, I need to teach your boyfriend the art of memes.” 
  • ooh now v is really scared
  • but it goes better than he expected
  • his favorite ones are now the bee movie memes and ‘bees?’
  • he tried it once with the whole rfa around, like jumin asked when the next party date was and he just looked at him and went: “bees?”
  • mc was so proud. jumin felt betrayed. saeyoung lost his shit.
  • they got that on video and when they showed their brother: “mc, marry this man right now”


  • they met at mc’s work
  • saeran was picking them up and they ran into mc’s brother
  • “oh! i didn’t know you were back in town!” “yeah. surprise!!”
  • saeran is like lowkey scared at first
  • but then the Truth Is Revealed
  • and now he almost hates himself
  • why is he always stuck with the memers
  • even mc got pulled into this, his one saving grace
  • though he found it kinda hot when they cursed, he just wanted to kiss them
  • heyy bringing back my saeran is ace headcanon haha no smut for you
  • anyways, though saeran doesn’t like memes, he understands them and can joke with mc’s brother
  • mc’s brother likes him
  • when he leaves, saeran is so glad they’re back to the mc he knows more
  • except like, hey, maybe curse more
  • they end up doing so when they figure out they get more kisses that way

*WARNING: PURE CHEESE GROSSNESS also this isn’t edited yet so soz im lazy 😂 this is inspired by basically every fan fiction but especially that riarkle one that I cant find (if anyone finds it be sure to link me!) on with the fanfic*

EDIT: the lovely @yugen-escapism found the Fanfic and it can be found here: by the very talented @blueyedpandas (go read hers it’s a lot better)

“Okay, then turn left when you get to the - NOW LUCAS!” Maya screeched from the passengers seat as Lucas completely missed the turn which led them further up the desolate road.

“Great job, bozzo! What’s your next genius plan now?” Maya clenched her jaw in frustration, shooting daggers at the Texan sitting next to her. His eyes rolled so far back he thinks it’s possible that he saw his own brain. “Look, we’ll turn left at the next exit and see where it takes us.” Lucas said, sighing deeply as he put his indicator on to turn left.

The next road seemed even more desolate and dark than the other, only a few streetlamps and the lights of the houses sprinkled along the street to provide a little brightness. It was late, around 2 or 3am and both of their phones were flat dead with the constant addiction to tech prone to their generation. They drove slowly in silence up the road until it came to a dead end.

Lucas sighed once again, but deeper this time. They had really got themselves into a situation this time and New York winters weren’t going easy on them. He got out the car (much to Maya’s calls of protest) to take in their surroundings and see if there was anywhere they could find refuge or at least charge their phones. However, as soon as he slammed the car door, a light sprinkling of snow began to descend and he knew then that it would not be safe to drive in those conditions at this time so he made his way back to the brooding blonde who had wrapped her arms around herself as tight as she could.

“So, Huckleberry, what’s the plan?” She said, twizzling her whole body to meet his eyes. “There isn’t one. We can’t drive ‘cause it’s just started to snow and both of our phones are dead. We’re basically stuck here until morning.”

“You have got to be fucking kidding me!” Maya deadpanned him, her features curled up in annoyance. “Yes! I’m totally joking and that’s why I look so god damn pissed, great job Maya!” He sarcastically let the sentence fall from his lips as Maya mimicked him under her breath.

They sat there in silence for a good 2 minutes, a world record by Maya and Lucas’ standards. Maya’s creamy skin was dotted with goosebumps and he could see her lips turning blue as she shivered dramatically in her seat.

“You cold?” He asked, trying to break the ice (but considering the temperatures, he doubted that would work).

“No shit, Huckleberry. It feels like jack frost is pinching my butt with those razor sharp icicle -claws of his!”

“Weird analogy but alright.” He dismissed. He pondered for a second, wondering whether to give her his jacket or not. “Do you want my jacket?” He asked cautiously as not to shake the bear. She turned to him doe-eyed, clearly puzzled and very tired.

“Erm… Sure? If you aren’t using it.” She assured as he reached into the back and pulled out a hoodie that was at least twice the size of her. She pulled it over her head with a quiet word of thanks and then proceeded to pull it down which meant the end happened to reach her lower thigh.

“Rick? I think it’s a little on the big side.” She stated, looking down at the sweater that was longer than most of the dresses she owned.
He couldn’t help but burst out laughing when he glanced over his shoulder and saw her petit frame being swallowed by his jumper that was just the right size on him. He wanted to grab his phone and take a picture but her death stare and lack of power put him off.
They were content for a while, Maya humming a tune and hugging her knees for warmth. As much as she hated his mocking about her size, she had to admit that the sweater was warm and she didn’t mind the smell that clung to it. It smelt like Lucas, kind of like sandalwood (@wickeryburning). She had to admit though, she was still freezing. She had only got a loose t-shirt and high waisted shorts on underneath and she also saw Lucas shiver, the outlining curve of his lip turning a pale tinge of blue.

“Huckleberrrryyy!” She whined, breaking his train of thought.

“It’s too collllld.” She continued to whine. He chuckled at her groaning, but inside was feeling the exact same way.

“Look, I might have a blanket in the back but it’s not going to fit over the both of us in the front. We’ll have to sit in the back if you want any blanket.” Lucas said, pulling the key out of the engine and getting out the car to grab the tartan blanket from the boot.

Maya huffed, but did scramble over the seats to the back and rested her head on the cold window. Lucas climbed in the back with her, blanket in tow and sat a measurable distance away from her, just so the blanket reached the tips of them both.

Had it been anyone else, she would be practically lying on top of them now. But it was Lucas. And her. Stuck in a car. Alone. It had already been awkward enough over the past few months with too many unspoken words and bottomless emotions. Sure, Lucas and Riley broke things off and though it had caused a little awkwardness the first few days, the two were happy as could be when they were simply friends (plus Riley may or may not moved her pining over to a certain scientist). Maya, however, was in denial of the fact. She had tried to persuade the two back together, but they wouldn’t budge. Riley and Lucas knew they weren’t great as a couple and were fine with it. Maya wasn’t. She insisted that they were right for each other, that they had to love each other. Maybe it was because she was scared of what would happen if they didn’t.

Anyhow, it had made the last few months awkward between Maya and Lucas. They had history that they couldn’t deny, and now that it was a free for all Maya wanted to keep order in the chaos, trying to make sure nothing changed.

A cloud of silence loomed over them, and Maya felt her cheeks begin to flush from embarrassment.

Lucas finally broke the silence. “Maya, this clearly isn’t working. You look like a snowman and I think my toes have detached from my body. I have an idea but you have to trust me.”

Maya rolled her eyes, trying to deny her lack of heat but she had to admit that she still felt like a penguin, especially as the snow began to pile up outside. “Fine. What’s your bright idea lone star?”

Lucas took a deep breath, preparing himself for a probable slap. “Skin to skin makes you considerably warmer.” He paused, studying her facial expression to see if she had caught on to his idea (she clearly hadn’t). He dared to continue.

“Soooo. I know it’s weird… But if we both took our shirts o- OW!” Yep, he had been right. She slapped him.

“I knew it! I knew you were a perv!” Maya stated, avoiding eye contact with the cowboy. He grew irritated

“Oh for God’s sake Maya! It’s -5 and I just want to be warm. I hate this just as much as you and believe me, I can’t even feel my balls.” She sniggered, but could feel the tension in his voice. He genuinely did want to be warm and not a perv.

She huffed before mumbling under her breath. “Fine, but you’re still a pervert.”

He turned around to face the window, lifting the hem of his t-shirt up and over his head before throwing it in the middle, averting his eyes from where Maya was tentatively tapping the hem of her shirt. Eventually, she lifted it straight over her head, shivering as she felt the chill hit her hard. She turned to face Lucas and did a double take as she took in the vision before her (she also thanked her lucky stars she wore her nice bra today)

He had a tan torso, and a six pack clear along his stomach. Sure, she knew he was probably in shape since he did so much football but she already felt herself getting warm from the situation. He was just the same, surprised that she had outlines of abs from where she had been doing a thirty day challenge. And, he couldn’t help his eyes wander around… Places.

“Hey! Eyes up here you perv!”
“I could say the same to you, shortstack.”

Her cheeks flushed a deeper shade of pink and she tried to cover it by making conversation.

“Well… That was pointless, I feel colder. I’m putting my shirt bac-”
“Maya, its called skin to skin for a reason. You just sitting there isn’t going to help - you need to actually be, you know,… Touching me.”

“Fuck my life.” She mumbled under her breath before shuffling closer. He stretched his body across the backseat though his feet hung off the end. She top-tailed with him, her head where his feet met the edge. He gave her a pointed look as if to say “really?” And took her hand causing her to pull it away like a ninja and make her own way to where he lay.

She rested her back very lightly on his stomach, her hair brushed to the side so that it lay across the length of his shoulders and her head facing towards the seat in front of them. She had never been this close to Lucas before, and she thought her heart might just pound out of her chest.

She could feel his warm breath on her neck, smell is cologne, feel his fingers in the tips of her hair. It was a sensory overload and she thought she might just pass out. He pulled the blanket over the two of them and Maya found herself gravitating even closer towards him (if that were possible) so that she could have as much warmth as possible. Her skin felt on fire as she nuzzled into his shoulder and then his arm was around her waist and she didn’t even try to move. Her finger found it’s way to his stomach and began tracing the lines of his abs. Her breath hitched as the grip on her waist tightened and rolled her so her head rested just under his chin, on his chest.

She felt oddly safe in his big arms, his fingers running through her wild locks. He feels kind of nervous, but he can’t help the smile when her eyes flutter and she takes a big yawn. There’s a few stars he can see out the window, and it smells kind of Smokey with a scent of cold like when your around a campfire with all your friends late at night without a care in the world. He can feel Maya’s pink nose against his bare chest, chilling him as she nuzzles further into him.


His voice is low, almost a whisper. She hears him though, making a small whimper to let him know he had her attention.

“Do you ever think about us? You know… What we could have been if it hadn’t got this messy?”

Maya’s eyes shoot open quickly in surprise, but she covers it well by pretending to rub them.

“Well. Yeah I guess.” She shrugs her shoulders gently.

“But there’s nothing we can do now. You two are p-”

“Perfect for each other? ” he finishes her sentence and for the first time she meets her eyes with his, swallowing the familiar lump she feel emerging in her throat.

“Maya. You know me and Riley aren’t perfect for each. Just accept it. There’s someone else I like anyway.”

She turns away from him with a big sigh, replaying in her mind that hope is for suckers. “Yeah? Who might the lucky girl be?” She asks with pretend interest, tracing the lines of his torso once again.

He taps her chin lightly so her eyes are looking straight at his, nowhere to run or hide. Two souls connected with so many years of unspoken words and yet they’re barely touching, without a whisper they say thousands of pages of words with thousands of meanings. And he can’t help but lean in and press his lips against her, relishing in the chill that isn’t from the cold snow pouring outside their window.

She feels her heart stop for a second and her hands are numb and her brain frozen in place.

“Does that answer your question?” He says, cupping her face gently between his big hands, little blonde hairs entrapped in his finger tips. She’s speechless, nodding and not exactly smiling but not exactly angered.

She lays her head back on his chest and curls into him and not a word needs to be spoken for the Lucas to know what his little one’s intimacy meant. Though her heart was pounding a mile a minute, she felt tranquil, like a peace had washed over her that she didn’t recognise.

That’s how they were found in the morning by the rest of their friends, Maya curled into his side, with Lucas’ arm protecting her, light snores from the both of them. It’s safe to say it took a lot of explaining to the 57 missed calls that their friends left.

young love; y.s.h

a/n; so @jjeehoon requested an alternate au where jihoon loves doing aegyo, daniel loves dogs(i mean just look at him w the ymc puppy isnt he already) , and seonho not falling for minhyun, and being the shameless noona i am i was like “seonho’s gonna fall for me” and yep here i am!! writing for seonho:-) honestly i think im p much dead i havent started revising for prelims and it has been a really wild week:))) i guess this is gonna be a triology thing about this alternate au? so who knows, next might be jihoon? or daniel? :-)

starting line: “i think i like you better than minhyun-hyung.”

synopsis: seonho comes to visit minhyun, unexpectedly falling for his hyung’s sister

warnings: fluff, young love(?) 

genre: fluff, slight crack

length: | a paragraph | drabble length | your average essay of less than 10,000 words | a fic too long but too short for a part 2|


Originally posted by 1yjs

“Daebak, is this really what your dorm looks like?” You gaped in awe as Minhyun led you into the Wanna One dorm.

Minhyun chuckled, “I cleaned before you came, it isn’t this clean all the time.”

“Why bother cleaning? I’m not that big of a guest, oppa, as long as my stomach is filled I am happy.” You plopped down on the sofa, crossing your legs.

“Someone else is coming over to have their stomachs filled as well,” Minhyun grunted, putting on his apron, “be nice to him, I don’t want you to scare him.”

“I don’t think Guanlin is scared of me, neither is Daehwi…” 

“The members are all still practicing, they aren’t coming till, like, 7.” Minhyun took out the necessary ingredients from the fridge, then turning on the gas stove to heat up the pan.

“Then why aren’t you at practice? Are you just lazy? Using me as an excuse?” You teased.

“Yah!” Minhyun pointed the spatula in your direction, “I sacrificed practice for my dear sister and this is the treatment I get?”

You raised both of your hands in defeat, “I’m sorry oppa, that’s what it seemed to me.”

“You’d better not come to me if you want to hang out with Guanlin or Daehwi,” Minhyun scoffed as he drizzled oil on to the heated pan.

You rushed to Minhyun’s side, giving him a back hug, “I’m so sorrrryyyyy oppa, I was just joking.”

Minhyun smiled softly, his free hand rubbing your back in soothing circles, “You’d better.”

Just then, the door bell rang, making you shuffle across the apartment to the door.

“Minhyun hyung– W–who are you?” An unfamiliar pair of eyes met yours, melting you into a puddle.

“Oppa, w-who is this?” you stuttered, making Minhyun pause in his activities and greet the unfamiliar guest at the door.

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Since it’s Yoosung’s birthday today, I decided to post a HC where MC leaves the kids with Yoosung for a week. I’m still working on the other characters. So please be patient with me my lovelies. 


- The moment you told Yoosung you were leaving on an all girls trip, you could see the color drain from his eyes.

- “But…. But MC…” he got a little teary eyed.

- Don’t get me wrong. Yoosung wanted you to go on that trip. The boy wants you to be happy. He knows how hard you’ve been working. You really deserved that trip.

- “BUT THE BOYS !!!!” he screamed as he clutched the sides of his face, “I CAN’T HANDLE THOSE DEVILS!!”

- “Aww c’mon hon!!” you tried to cheer him up, “The boys aren’t so bad!! This is a good opportunity for you to get closer to them.”

- “THEY ARE ONLY NICE TO YOU, MC!! You don’t know what they’re capable of!!”

- “It’ll be fine hon,” you say as you kiss his forehead.

- The both of you had twins aged 6. They were such cute things when they were young. So shy and sweet. But it’s like one morning they just decided to become these naughty little things sucking the life force out of everyone…. Well except their mom, of course. They loved and respected their mum. But God knows how long that was going to last

- But everyone else from their teachers, to the neighbors and even their own dad had to face their shenanigans.

-They were cute little boys tho. With dark brown hair like their dad but none of his personality.

- The day you left, Yoosung was about to cry. You had to cheer him up a lil and reassure him that it was gonna be fine.

- “And boys, take good care of your dad, alright? Don’t trouble him too much.”

- “Yes mommy~~” they sang in unison with that sly grin on their faces.

- A chill went down Yoosung’s spine.

- You laugh and shut the door. The moment you shut the door the twins turned to each other and smiled…. that villainous big smile.

- Before Yoosung could catch them, they ran away.

- The game had just began.

- So it was just day 1. The boys had already tried to paint the windows with toothpaste, covered themselves in toilet paper and tried to walk over an egg without breaking it. They actually broke it

- When Yoosung forcefully carried them both to bed, they were kicking and screaming.

- He scolded them a lot. Threatened to revoke their tv privileges. They groaned and Yoosung stayed till they went to sleep.

- When Yoosung woke up the next morning it was already 9 am!!

- He had slept through the alarm.

- And he had to get the boys ready for school!!!

- When he got up, he was in for a shock.

- The boys were neatly dressed with their bag packs waiting for him.

- “Did you brush your teeth?” he asked.

- They did.

- “Did you guys finish your homework and arrange your books?”

- They did.

- Yoosung was growing more skeptical by the minute. They were being unusually sweet to him. They never complained about the food he made

- He dropped the boys off at school. And the boys gave him a goodbye kiss each??

- What was happening?

- It was like the calm before a storm.

- He was half expecting to get a phone call from school. He couldn’t concentrate on his work. Were his real boys abducted or something?

- When he picked up the boys from work, he was even more shocked. Their teacher told him that they behaved very well that day, answered all the question in class and got an A+ on their test??

- What was going on??

- When they got home, the boys wanted to talk to him.

- “So daddy, we’ve decided to be nice from now on!” the youngest exclaimed.

- “But,” the oldest continued, “We want to watch The Exorcist!”

- “WHAT?” Yoosung screamed, “There is no way Im letting you guys watch that movie. You’ll have nightmares for an entire week.”

- “Then I guess we’ll just clean the toilet with your tooth brush,” they sighed.

- “YOU DO WHAT?” he screamed

- “Relax daddy, we haven’t done it yet!! But who says we won’t?”

- This was emotional black mail.

-But the off was kinda tempting. An entire week of peace and calm for one horror movie?

- Yoosung finally gave in.

- “Al right,” he said, “If you’re good for this entire week I’ll let you watch the movie the day before you mum comes back.”

- The boys were so happy!! They were jumping with joy.

- For the entire week, the boys were such angels. Yoosung wanted this to last forever.

- And the fated day finally arrived. All the three boys huddled around the tv and put the movie on.

- Usually the boys would be screaming and laughing but this time, they were really quiet. Yoosung couldn’t really see their expressions in the dark. The boys hadn’t stirred from their place.

- When the movie was finally over, Yoosung yawned and switched on the lights.

- “Ok guys!! This is a secret between you and me. Don’t tell your mum! Lets go to sleep now so you can meet your mum early tomorrow.”

- The boys looked really pale and they seemed terrified.

- Yoosung chuckled .Must’ve horrified them.

- Well joke was on yoosung. The boys screamed in the middle of the night. Yoosung had a heart attack.“ He wasn;t able to find the lights.

- “WHAT IS IT??”

- “Daddy!!” they screamed as they caught his two hands, “There is a monster outside”

- “That’s a branch.”

- “What about that creepy man standing there?”

- “That’s your raincoat.”

- And then Yoosung had the most radical idea.

- “Guys…. just who’s hands are you holding? I’m right here,” he said.

- The boys started crying and they clung on to his legs, “DADDY JUST STOP!! WE’RE SCARED!!”

- Yoosung had a good laugh.

- The boys slept on your bed with Yoosung.

- They clung on to both his arms tightly while sleeping.

- When you came home, the next morning, you wanted to surprise the boys.

- You unlocked the door and got in. You searched for the boys in their room. You were a little worried when they were not there. But when you tried to call out for yoosung, you saw such a cute thing.

- All the three boys were curled up against each other, sleeping so peacefully,

- You didn’t have the heart to wake them up so you took lots of pictures instead.

- And you embarrassed the heck out of them by making it your Christmas card.

God Loves Her

Originally posted by sikanapanele

Request: Happy imagine based on the song God Loves Her by Toby Ketih

You smoothed down your skirt, looking out the window as you poked your fork aimlessly at the food in front of you. Pancakes weren’t as appealing once they had been sitting in front of you for two hours.
You knew you were early, but your nerves had become too much for you to bare and you’d arrived at the diner two hours early.
You looked at your watch. 9.17am.
Thirteen minutes and your parents would be here.
You twirled your hair around your finger nervously.
The smell of fresh coffee floated around you and the sound of the music coming from the jukebox in the corner covered the sound of the other patrons talking.
Charming was buzzing with people, all on their way to their jobs, or schools. You loved watching people, imagining the places they were heading, the homes they had come from, the families they had waiting for them.
You liked watching the habits people had but didn’t realise they had themselves.
Like how the business man in the suit tapped his leg aimlessly as he walked, or the way the young girl sitting next to her mother chewed at her lip, or the way the biker twirled a toothpick between his lips.
The biker winked at you when he saw you staring at him and you watched as he walked into the diner, heading straight for you.
“Hey little girl.” He murmered lowly, an amused look playing in his eyes as he looked over you.
Happy, you cant be here. You know my parents are coming here today!” You hissed at him, smoothing a hand over the ribbon in your plaited hair.
Happy just smirked at you, a hungry look in his eyes as he studied your body.
You pulled the cardigan tighter around you and narrowed your eyes at him as he slid into the booth next to you.
“Look, Hap, Im serious. They will be here soon!” You hissed, desperate for him to leave.
“I know.” He nodded and stared at you with his dark eyes.
You always found yourself lost in his eyes and thats what had drawn you to him in the first place.
He had been intrigued by you.
What was a preachers daughter doing at a bar in the middle of the day?
Your whole life people had always expected you to be the perfect role model, and you had been, for most of your life.
But as you turned older you began to notice how men looked at you, and you had enjoyed it.
Sure, you still loved your family, and your faith was very important to you, but you liked the attention and you didn’t want the fact that your father was a preacher to rule your life.
You had rebelled, and you heard the people say you had been baptised in dirty water. you had moved to Charming California the second you turned 21.
Sure, it wasn’t the smartest move, Charming wasn’t exactly the place to revel in your rebellion. But you had fallen in love with the small town, and the people. And more importantly, you’d fallen in love with Happy Lowman.

His club hadn’t understood it. You were a good, religious girl. And he was, well, Happy. He was the Tacoma Killer. And he was in love with a girl like you.
But they hadn’t known, and they were surprised by how like them you were.
You drank with them, laughed with them, talked with them. and then you’d go to church every sunday.
You had accepted the club for what it was, and you had a fair idea of what Happy did.
You had always had a thing for bad boys though and he had stolen your heart the moment you met him.
And now, your parents were coming to town.
You were a mess from nerves. They weren’t like Happy, not at all. They already thought you were living in the Devils basement when you told them you were living in California. You knew they loved you, but they had always been very overprotective of you.
And now, Happy was here. You knew they wouldn’t approve but as you looked at him you realised you didn’t care.
Happy was a good man and you loved him, with every part of you. If they couldn’t accept that, then they didn’t accept you. And really, you were sick of playing the good girl act for them.
You never wore long skirts and cardigans, never had your hair braided with ribbons, so why should you do it for them.

Happy reached his hand to squeeze yours, and you realised you’d been biting your lip.
He could read you like a book and he knew you were nervous. He had debated whether or not to come, but he decided he wanted to meet the man who had raised you. And if he was given the chance, he wanted to ask your father for his blessing. He knew how important your faith was to you and he would respect that. But if they didn’t respect your relationship, he would marry you anyway.

“Sweetheart!” You heard the sweet sound of your mothers voice and you flicked your eyes up, smiling at your mother and father, grinning widely at you.
Their smiles fell slightly as they looked at Happy, who sat next to you with his leather kutte on his shoulders.

Happy smiled up at them and stood, reaching his hand out for your father to shake.
Your father eyed you questioningly and you nodded, a frustrated smile on your face.
You slid out of the booth and stood next to Happy, his hand still locked firmly with your fathers.

“Daddy, this is Happy. Happy, this is my father and my mother.” You smiled at your parents.
Your mother smiled warmly at the both of you but your father wore a puzzled expression.
Happy..?” He asked.
Happy nodded. “Lowman. Nice to meet you, sir.” Your heart filled with warmth when you heard his raspy voice and you could tell he was really trying to impress your family.

You pressed a kiss to both their cheeks and slid back into the booth, grabbing Happys hand and squeezing it softly.
He flicked you a smile and you smiled back, hoping he knew how much this meant to you.
“How are you, Daddy?” You asked as your parents slid into the seat opposite you.
You saw Happy smirk when you said ‘Daddy’ and you blushed slightly, hoping your parents wouldn’t notice.
Your father didn’t respond, he just watched you and Happy carefully,
“We’re good, sweetheart. How are you? You look well.” Your mother smiled at you.
You nodded, grimacing as you took a sip from the cold coffee in front of you out of habit.
“What is this?” Your father asked flatly, his finger gesturing between you and Happy.
“Daddy,” You warned, knowing exactly what he was thinking.
He had never liked any boyfriend you’d had, and Happy was far from any of them.
You opened your mouth to speak but you were cut off by Happy.

“I love your daughter.” His voice was low, not threatening.
Your father stared blankly at him for a few seconds before laughing and looking at you.
“You always were a joker, (y/n)” He laughed as he shook his head.
You rolled your eyes and straightened your back.
“This isn’t a joke, dad. I love Happy.” You told him.
“No. Nope. He is the devil, (y/n). He has sins written all over him. You wont see him again.”

You stood, ignoring your father.
You turned to wait for Happy but he sat in his seat, staring at your father.
His face was calm but you could sense his anger.
“Sir I love your daughter. You can’t stop me from seeing her. Im going to marry her. I would like your blessing because i know its important to her, but if you cant do that I will marry her anyway. Don’t do it for me, do it for your daughter.” Happy spoke  lowly and your heart leapt at his words, your eyes filling with tears.
Your mother had tears in her eyes too, and she  could see the love between you and the outlaw.
“You will not marry my daughter.” Your father said calmly. “(y/n) you need to come home with us.”
Your father turned to you and you were hurt by his total disregard for your feelings for Happy.
“I wont.” You told him as Happy stood up next to you, wrapping his arm around your waist.
“I love (y/n). Im sorry I’m not what you imagined for her, but i will marry her. i will love her for the rest of my days and i will protect her with my life.” Happy said and you both turned, walking away from your parents.
You were almost at the door when Happy paused.
He turned back to the table.
“Oh, and sir, you’re not the only one she calls Daddy. But believe me, she still spends most nights on her knees.” Happy smirked and flashed him an evil wink before he opened the door, dragging you out as your jaw dropped and your face turned red.
You smacked his chest and he chuckled loudly, leading you to his bike.
He passed you his helmet and swung his leg over.
You did the same and wrapped your arms around him, pressing your body against his.
You knew you’d made the rightchoice, you could never be without Happy. He was a part of you now, and if your family couldn’t accept seeing you with him then they wouldn’t see you at all.

Your parents sat at the diner table, your mother weeping, your father shaking with rage, as they watched their daughter, ride out into the street on the back of an outlaws motorcycle.


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Wedding Speech - Joe Sugg Imagine

A/N - Hi can you do a Joe one where it’s the reader and his wedding and the buttercreams do a really embarrassing speech for them x If you don’t want to or can’t that’s fine ❤

“I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss the bride” My smile grew even bigger as I felt Joes lips on mine. Hearing everyone around cheering and clapping, I felt the tears building in my eyes. I finally married my best friend. 

Walking down the aisle hand in hand with my now husband smiling and waving to all our friends and family. My feelings right now wouldn’t process. I am literally over the moon with happiness. All I could hear were people cheering “Yes Sugg” “Go On My Boy” and a few faint cries. I still cannot believe this is my wedding day. The wedding day I have been planning since a little girl. I was now living it out. Everyone else was gathered into another room with champagne, me and Joe were guided around the building for photos. We had photos on the stairs, in arch ways, in the gardens, and in front of the country side view. We were then joined by the bridesmaids who happened to be my sister and Zoe, the groomsmen Caspar, Josh, Oli, Jack, Conor, Mikey and our parents. Lastly We had photos with the whole group and I stood there being grateful to be surrounded by the people i love most. 

While everyone moved to the reception room to take their seats, me and Joe waited back a bit giving everyone time to settle. 

“I cannot believe we did it” Joe turned to look at me with a beaming smile. 

“I’m still in shock, I’m generally so happy” I smiled back taking his hand in mine. 

“After 6 years of being together and 8 years of friendship I can officially call you a Sugg” 

“I finally fit in the Sugg family!” I cheered laughing. 

“You’ve always been classed as a Sugg babe” 

“But now we have it in writing”

“This is the happiest ive ever been, even though we’ve been in a relationship for so long, our next adventures start now”

“Our honeymoon, new house, new projects. Im so excited”

“Same love, it’s going to be something to treasure” 

“I love you” 

“I love you too”

“Are you two ready to go in?” The staff member asked. We glanced to each other and nodded. We followed the member of staff and waited behind the doors until we were told to go any further. 

“Can i have your attention” The staff member started. “We’re all there to celebrate the newly weds, so please put your hands together for Mr and Mrs Sugg!” We walked in and everyone was on their feet, cheering. Glad we got someone to film this day, I can look back and remember this moment for a life time. We took our seats in front of everyone while they all settled down and allowed us to get comfy. After all the food was served and drinks were topped up Zoe got out her seat to walk in front of the table with a microphone in her hand. 

“Hope you all are having a good time!” A few yeah’s and whistles flew around the room. “To kick off this evening, we are now going to move onto the speeches” Zoe turned to smirk at us both while i groaned and Joe nervous laughing knowing how embarrassing this was going to be. We watched as Josh took to the stage first also smirking as Zoe handed him the mic. 

Joe placed hand on my leg and lent in close. “You know this is going to be interesting” 

“I’m dreading it” I laughed turning to face Josh and linking my hand with Joes.

“I get the pleasure of starting this off. I remember meeting you Joe for the first time then i didn’t leave your apartment for months. I basically followed you and Caspar round like a lost dog. You used to get grumpy when i finished your milk or i didn’t wash up after myself. I can clearly say you haven’t changed. You’ve been a good friend buddy you’ve helped me through a lot of shit and i’m grateful to have a friend like you. I’m glad you found a girl like Y/N, she’s kept you in place but at the same time you’re still the Sugg i first met. Y/N you have a lot of work now that your married, he’s going to become even more lazy. You’re a talent women and you’ve been there to listen when i needed someone to. You’re like my sister and I wish you both the best for the future. Ill be round soon so you can cook me food” I’m glad Josh went first because he wouldn’t embarrass us. He’s the nice one out them all. 

Next was Mikey. 

“Cor i get to do a speech. I’ve always been the target and now i can target you two. You’ve been good friends to me over the past few years. Despite the bad things Joe has made me do or forced me to do such as having a leaf blower in my face to wearing tight red lacy boxers to trying to light my farts. I’ve even had to eat dry protein powder ruining one of my many black t-shirts. Joe your crazy ideas make you as a person, you’re one heck of a guy and you are very lucky to have Y/N, anyone would be. Y/N thanks for looking after me making sure i have eaten. No wonder i cant shed weight. I look forward to raiding your new sweets draw by the way”

Next was Conor. 

“I would like to thank Y/N for introducing me to Joe, because of you i made a great friend and because of Joe I made even more. Y/N i would like to thank you for staring in so many of my covers and even on my album. I mean i still say i have the better voice but I’m not going to judge. I cannot believe you two are married now, I’ve seen your relationship grow these past years and I look forward to having something like this. You two are literally a perfect match. Joe i dont even know what to say about you. You are one of the most hilarious down-to-earth guys i know. You deserve to be happy. I’m glad it’s Y/N who has to deal with your strange ass. I’m surprised she can handle it. She has to wake up to you farting, coming home drunk but then again thinking about it you are both as crazy as each other. I remember coming round once and you both swapped clothes pretending to be each other. That was a weird sight. I wish you both the world of happiness you both deserve it” 

Next was Jack. 

“Suggy got married! To a gorgeous girl also i should have started youtube sooner maybe i could of snatched her. Im joking im joking. Seeing how happy you two are together makes me want this but it also makes me sick but in a good way. You are both good friends to me i couldn’t ask for better people in my life. Well sometimes i could replace Joe after what he’s made me do. Clamping my hand, sticking sellotape to our heads and ripping it out our hair and daring me to run down the street naked. I hope you enjoy people licking your ears Y/N because Joe will be doing that a lot when he’s drunk. trust me. I remember Joe telling us he was going to propose and how nervous he was. You should of heard the other plans he had. They weren’t as romantic. Y/N thank you for appearing in my videos to give me more views. Thanks for the many shout outs too. Like i said, you’re a beautiful women inside and out i know how happy Joe makes you. You’re both weird and I’m glad i know you. Hears to the future”

Next was Oli. 

“Mr Joe Sugg? The Joe i know is actually married now! It feels so weird saying that. I’ve known you for so long and you haven’t changed one bit in a good way though! You both have helped me through a lot over the years with projects, videos, and life in general. I do appreciate it. Joe you are an absolute nutter. Seriously. I couldn’t ask for a better friend what friend would draw penis’ on your body or do jump scares every time we meet or would make me stay up will ridiculous times in the morning to set up pranks. I mean what friend would have a cardboard cut out of me? You better move that into your new home. I’ll always be watching then. Your relationship is probably the strongest i know. You’re both so open and that can be taken in different ways. I’ve seen them both naked. It was a few strange moments. Some moments i wish i could take back because i can still see them imagines in my head to this day. I also remember when i turned up at your apartment Joe was wearing this horse costume and Y/N was dressed like a cowgirl. I didn’t want to ask what went on. They said it was for a video but i dont believe that. I dont like to think what goes on in their minds. Moving on, Y/N you are one in a million you’ve been that one friend i can always rely on even if i’m in a bad mood you put up with me and i can speak on behalf of the other guys as well. You have so much patience and i respect you for that. You have a wonderful mind and a heart of gold. You are both lucky to have each other and im glad to call you both my best friends” 

Lastly, Caspar. 

 “I would like to start off with thanking Y/N for breaking my heart, you killed jaspar. I’m joking jaspar will always be round. I have known you both since we all started Youtube together. Remember our gang when we first started? The 3 of us, Zoe, Alfie, Tanya, Jim, Marcus, Niomi and Louise. Then it grew bigger. But look at the two of you now, i know you both never expected to get this far in life. I respect the both of you because you don’t take the famous title seriously, you just see yourselves as normal human beings doing something you love. It’s been amazing watching you both grow and seeing the success you’ve achieved. I couldn’t have wished it on better people. Joe, You are one or the bestest friend i could ask for. You are also one of the craziest dudes i know. Very spontaneous also. I could stand here all day and tell all our stories but i don’t want to bore you. Thank you for being my travelling buddy over the years. I’ve had some of the best memories with you such as doing Hit The Road. What an experience that was ay?  and for everyone’s information i am still the best pizza maker here. Im not thankful for the pranks though. Filing my room with cups of water, setting many alarms, posters of my face all over the walls, filling the room with balloons then Oli popping out with a clown outside and the best one turning my apartment into a slip and slide. I’m also not going to miss seeing you naked when i walk into your room. I am defiantly not going to miss hearing you and Y/N have sex either. You loud buggers. The amount of times i’ve walked in on you both, i still do it today it’s like a curse! Y/N, i still remember meeting you for the first time. You were so shy and timid and now, now i cannot get you to shut up. You are like a boy only when it comes to burping though. Ive seen you when you only had a few thousand subscribers and now you are the top female Youtuber in the UK. I am so proud of your achievements. You seriously deserve it. If i ever needed cheering up i knew you were and still are the person to text or call. You are a positive soul. You and Joe have always been perfect for each other. You are literally the same person. I hope you both the best as a married couple. I love you both.” 

I continued to wipe away the tears which were flowing from my eyes. I couldn’t of asked for better friends or a better husband. 


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aight aight here we go @asexualwhiskey​ [disclaimer: i have not been to a wedding in over 10 years. so.]

  • they get married in montreal in like. jacks parents backyard in late summer so the trees are starting to be all pretty and gorgeous but its not too cold out and its not extremely warm so its perfect
  • shitty is jacks best man and lardo is bittys best man as well. ransom and holster are the flowergirl and ringbearer respectively
  • jacks other groomsmen are members from his team (e.g. tater, snowy, and guy) and bitty’s are his frogs
  • the tadpoles are the ushers
  • the rehearsal is held in montreal at jacks parents house and because its a p small wedding bitty and suzanne cook a bunch of food and the rehearsal dinner is just a bunch of hockey bros sitting around jacks parent’s place and reminiscing and having a grand old time
  • they had their bachelor parties early and shitty had a great time planning jacks and lardo literally just took bitty to a bunch of clubs and got him trashed and they danced with many a person
  • so jack and bitty both want to have a p traditional wedding like they’re spicing some stuff up but for the most part its relatively standard
  • when they wake up they lay there for a bit and kiss and bitty almost starts crying bc he’s getting married and then jack ofc chirps him like “its not even the wedding and ur crying?” to which bitty hits him on the arm
  • lardo comes in right after that and grabs bitty with a salute to jack and literally just yanks bitty out of the room
  • 5 minutes later shitty barges in and he’s carrying jack’s suit with him
  • (jack and bitty are doing the whole “can’t see the other person until you’re walking down the aisle” thing)
  • so while jack starts getting ready (”shits i dont need ur help in putting on a tux?” “yes u do jack leT ME HELP U” “SHITS” sigh these two) bitty and lardo are getting ready on the other side of the house
  • they’re both doing black tuxes (even though bitty had joked about wearing a white wedding dress at times)
  • jack is literally not panicking at all he’s so okay with this he’s so happy and excited and ready to get married because bitty has been It for him since sophomore year and he is so happy he gets to spend the rest of his life with him
  • bitty… he’s not necessarily freaking about the marriage bit, but he keeps trying to scoot around lardo and run downstairs to make sure that everything is going off without a hitch? like he is completely okay with getting married bc lbr jacks everything he’s ever wanted and he cannot wait to be mr. eric zimmermann like he is SO HYPE for this he loves jack so much
  • (sidenote: these two losers are so in love its so gross im so happy they’re happy fuck)
  • but anyway bitty keeps having little panic attacks because?? what if the flowers aren’t what we ordered? what if the cake is too dry?? i should have cooked the cake lardo why did we order it?? (L: its ur wedding bits ur not cooking)
  • so lardo is basically running damage control and texting alicia and suzanne and reassuring bitty that everything is okay and going according to plan

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Birthday Headcanon Roundup: Check Please

So yesterday I tried to give people that messaged me happy birthday a thank-you headcanon (that I had to stop halfway through because there are TOO MANY NICE PEOPLE) but here’s a way to see all of them easily:

(They are VERY RANDOM)

  • The boys play monopoly about twice a year. It always ends in tears, anger, and Jack Zimmermann somehow winning. After every game they declare “never again” because even Bitty is horrified by Jack’s reign of terror but then by six months, they start thinking it will be fun again and… “We are trapped,” Shitty says, looking down at the board and Jack’s empire that somehow spans an entire side of the board. “How do we always forget this? Why do we do this to ourselves? Also, Jack, please, please I promise I’ll pay you in back massages if you–”
  • Tango decides that baking is fascinating and he wants Bitty to teach himeverything. Bitty is flattered, but also a little flustered because Tango sometimes asks 15 questions in a row and he is used to his viewers being… well, silent because they don’t watch til later and Tango, no, you don’t drink tea out of a teaspoon- stop- DO NOT DRINK STRAIGHT VANILLA, TANGO!!!! IT WILL NOT TASTE- Oh, you’ve done it. Oh god.
  • Every member of the hockey team gets a birthday meal courtesy of Bitty and whoever he ropes into helping. They are allowed to pick anything and honestly, Bitty loves the challenge of learning to cook something new. So when Whiskey shrugs and tells him “um, just maybe some eggs?” Bitty is horribly disappointed. Because scrambled eggs? He could make those everyday for Whiskey if that’s what he wanted. But Whiskey insists and rules are rules and so he listens and has never seen someone so incredibly grateful for scrambles eggs in his whole life.
  • The Haus goes through many video game phases - Starcraft, LOL, minecraft, but NONE is as intense as the Sims phase. Never before has the Haus been so divided and it is all made worse by the fact that they only have Sims install on one computer and– “FOCUS ON HIS LOVELIFE. CALL CINDY AND INVITE HER OVER AGAIN!!!” “are you CRAZY?? We need to get PROMOTED. We are NEVER going to make general at this rate!!” “I WANT KIDS, HOLSTER. AT LEAST THREE!!!” “If y’all don’t redecorate soon, I am going to withhold pie. WHY did you pick that rug in the first place??” “We were trying to do one without the cheat codes! a real game!” “FUCKING CALL CINDY BRO IM NOT JOKING!!”

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we were about to leave the Grove and through an alleyway i see LUKE FUCKING HEMMING’S HEAD over a wall and shit a brick

*possible spelling mistakes bc it’s 3am srry*

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Meet And Greet Monday

So I met Tony at a random Confide show 2 weeks before my House Party Tour. My friend’s band was playing that show and he told me Tony was backstage. Eventually my friend came out and told me Tony was coming out soon. Tony ended up coming out so I could meet him and he complimented my PTV tattoo before giving me a hug and taking this picture with me. Tony has been my favorite guitarist/ biggest hero since they have been a band and this was my first time ever meeting him.

I met all time low at the House Party Tour in San Jose! I was excited to get to talk to them all but the highlight of my time was talking to Jack. My friend bet me $50 that I wouldn’t propose and ask Jack to prom at the same time. Long story short I got $50 and a great video to remember! 

So I met dan from real friends when I went to the greatest generation tour. I went to the tour with my best friends that made me moving to a new school and state not so shitty. Anyways we road tripped to the closest date and skipped our senior prom. I was so excited to see real friends. They’re my absolute favorite band because they helped me go through the worst year and a half of my life. Their songs made me feel happy and not alone. during there set I almost cried and I screamed every single lyric because I was so damn happy and excited. At one point dan held the mic in my face and I sand one lyric, was so great! Then when I thought I wouldn’t meet them at all because they usually came out during sets of other bands dan came out for five minutes to catch fireworks set. I couldn’t even really speak my voice was gone and I was so nervous I just said I love your band and everything you guys do and he smiled and said that’s awesome and took a picture with me and he was just super kind and nice and made my night. One of the greatest nights of my life..saw all my favorite bands met the lead singer of real friends and road tripped to a great concert.

So my friend and I had finally managed to get meet and greet for All Time Low after trying for about a year. We were so excited but sadly a couple of days before the concert she fractured her toe amd had to wear a boot. The day of the concert I pushed her around in a wheel chair so she wouldn’t have to walk around a lot. Time came to meet ATL and we were waiting forever and though oh no its not gonna happen but luckiky it did!! We were fine with the wait because Vinny and Flyzik were joking about pushing my friend down the hill and before we knew it ATL was right in front of us. We were starstruck (especially because jack is way taller in person [im 5'0 cx]) so since my friend was in a wheel chair jack decided to sit in her lap and take pictures. After that she wanted to take selfies with the rest of the band but did not want to remember the moment in the chair so she walked for a bit in which Vinny had sat in her chair and started rolling around saying “You kids never come visit me in the home anymore” we were all dieing and I just love the Band and anyone associated with them because they are such kind people. The End. c:

My story is about meeting Bryan Stars. Meeting him was amazing. So let’s begin. 

   It was the last show of the bryanstars tour. One of my favorite bands was playing,ghost town and also my first concert. I had fun jumping,singling along, moshing etc. then the end of the show came. But then it was time to meet the bands and Bryan.      I stood there waiting for my turn to speak to Bryan. Then a face turned to me and asked for my name.  It was Bryan and I remember being nervous and said my name was Amanda. I handed the cartoon drawing of him and have to Bryan. He smiled at the drawing. I told him his interviews made me smile and laugh on my worst days. I told him how I had depression and that I self harmed. He look me in the eyes and told me that I was put here on this earth for a reason and that I will are it through this. I almost cried. Then he said I had pretty brown eyes. He hugged me and took a picture with me.      I had bad days am wanted to die but I think back on that moment and I feel better then. If I feel about the way I look I think that what Bryan said about my eyes. I felt better. Bryan Stars has helped me so much. I hope he remembers me. He is the nicest person I ever met.  ~thank you for everything Bryan Stars           Love, Amanda 

My cousin Megan and I went to the Sidewave (Soundwave Sideshow - we’re from Sydney Australia) of Black Veil Brides and Heaven’s Basement (amazing show, btw) and it was at a kind of dingy bar called the Bald Faced Stag. They allowed kids younger than 18 in to the show but a lot of them wanted to hang out after the show to meet the bands.  The security told everyone that it would be ages until BVB came out of the venue so Megan and I decided to go get a drink and see what happened from there. We went and got a drink and went back outside about 5 minutes later and there were no other fans around. Then, literally 1 minute after we came outside and sat down, BVB came strolling down the stairs. We said to Jake, Jinxx, CC and Ashley that we really enjoyed the show and they appreciated it but went straight to the taxi, but since Andy came down the stairs last, we asked him for a photo. He was really nice and agreed but then my phone decided not to load my camera so I was getting frustrated and he said he had to go, so Megan saved the day and took a photo….except she took one mostly of her face and cut most of Andy’s head off -.- But anyway, still was amazing to meet him and he was so nice (and smelled good too!)

So, my boyfriend bought himself and I tickets to see All Time Low. He entered a competition a few days later, the prize was to meet the band, we didn’t think we’d have any chance in the world to win, but we did!

So we went to the Pulp Store in Manchester and queued for about half an hour, in that half an hour we saw loads of girls leaving the store screaming and crying, which made me nervous to meet them! We then started to get closer and closer to the band, and I could feel my eyes welling up, but I didn’t cry, because the band are just too happy to cry around! First I met Rian, and he actually tried to sign my glasses and I was so shocked, and he just said ‘No?! OKAY!’.  Next was Jack, and I gave him a little letter my friend wrote for him, then he asked for a high five! Then it was Alex and we had a very normal conversation, you know, the normal 'hey how are you’ kinda stuff. Last was Zach, and he was so shy bless him, but we had a little conversation too! Then  I had my picture taken with them, and I may have accidentally touched Jack’s bum.
Forget About It

College AU!
Well this was going to be based off of the song The Feeling but im not so sure anymore, but I do know that there’s gonna be hella angst.

~Smut (shitty smut tbh)


“Another round of shots, courtesy of the master mixologist.” Namjoon shouted over the music that was blasting throughout the house. Yoongi passed you a shot and swung his arm around your shoulder waiting for everyone to grab theirs and to cheers. You could barley hear the simultaneous clank of the miniature glasses over the sound of music and Hoseok and Jungkook cheering loudly. You swung your head back and downed the small amount of bitter liquid. Your eyes squinted and shivered as the alcohol burned into your system.

“Noona handles her alcohol too well, get her another shot!” Jungkook yelled at namjoon, who gladly started to pour another.

“First off,” you pointed at Jungkook “Don’t call me noona im just a year older than you and secondly I don’t want a repeat of last time where I passed out in the bathtub.” You couldn’t help but giggle as you thought about how drunk you got last time. Your 7 best friends screamed with laugher as they recalled how insane their last party was. All you remembered was somehow glitter was everywhere, Tae spray painted the couch in the living room (which Jin was not too happy about) and you woke up in the tub.

Your friends the “bangtan boys” as they called themselves, threw the best parties in town. You always knew to not make plans on Fridays or Saturdays because if you even thought about missing a party or not hanging out with them they’d guilt trip you like there’s no tomorrow. Thankfully this weekend it was just the eight of you partying. As much as you loved a raging party,when it was just you guys it seemed to be more fun. You didn’t have to have your guard up for creeps and its just more comfortable for everyone. You felt someone poke at your side and you looked up to meet the gaze of Hoseoks half lidded eyes.

“I’ll take another shot of you take another one. Pleeaaaasssseee y/n” he grabbed your shoulders, shaking you playfully.
You tried to ignore him.
You tried to ignore how plump his lips looked when he pouted.
You tried to ignore the way his hands lingered on your skin.
You tried to ignore how dark his eyes had gotten in a matter of seconds.
But you failed,
You didn’t know how long you had been staring a Hoseok, and you didn’t even realize he was staring right back at you. Your trance was broken by a very loud and slightly drunk Tae.

“THIS IS MY SONG” he screamed and then proceeded to do the whip.

“Ayo master mixologist, I need another shot if I’m going to deal with this shit” you giggled raising your hands in defeat.
One shot
Two shots
Three shots more


“NOOOO” you screamed as Jimin charged at you with an enormous pillow in hand. You braced for impact as you were struck. Stumbling back you fell into Jins lap on the floor.

“If you wanted to cuddle you could’ve just asked” he smirked as you slapped his shoulder playfully and crawled away, getting a safe distance from the pillow fight that was currently going on.
Jin was on the floor making piles of feathers from the fallen pillow soldiers, Yoongi and Namjoon seemed to be having a heated conversation over something probably highly intelligent or music related and Jimin was currently beating the crap out of Tae and Kookie with his pillow that was shooting feathers everywhere. Feeling your throat go dry, you got up and stumbled your way into the kitchen. Looking around, you grabbed a somewhat empty cup off the counter and filled it with tap water not caring if it was “bad for you” as Jin always said. You needed something quick besides alcohol.

“Are you having another drink without me? I’m hurt jagi.” Hoseok managed to say without stuttering as he slid into the kitchen on his socks right beside you.

“You caught me red handed, my plan to drink all of your alcohol is foiled” You joked as you downed the rest of your water and hopped up onto the counter.

“Take one last shot with me, just one more for good times!” He begged. He rinsed out the shot glasses and poured whatever alcohol was closest to him into them. He walked over, a shot in both hands and stood right in between your legs. Rather than protest, you grabbed the glass and held it up in front of both of your faces.

“Cheers to a good night, and hopefully no hangover in the mornin” He nodded, raising his glass and tapping yours.“Cheers to a good night”


In unison you both swung your heads back and drank. Goosebumps covered your skin as your eyes closed and your face made a sour expression. You eyes opened up just in time to see Hoseoks head still swung back as he took a deep breath. His skin was flawless and you couldn’t help but start at his neck and the little bit of his collarbone that was peeking out from his shirt. You quickly snapped yourself out of your little trance before he could notice you staring.

“Vodka is actually really nasty, why do we drink this shit” he laughed to himself as he grabbed your glass and placed them in the sink, still standing between your legs. You couldn’t help but smile as he laughed. Maybe it was the massive amount of alcohol running through your veins, but Hoseok looked so damn good you couldn’t control yourself as you licked your lips and held your bottom lip between your teeth. You didn’t think he’d notice, but he most definitely did and he stepped closer filling the gap between you guys.

“Most people drink to party and have a good time” you stuttered under your breath realizing how close he was, you lowered your head trying to hide your light blush. You felt him place one hand on your thigh and the next thing you know his other hand was lifting up your chin. He was so close you could feel his breath on your skin. His eyes had changed, they weren’t bright like they were a few seconds before when he was laughing. They were dark and slightly intimidating and his gaze never left your.

“Hobi..what are you doing?”

“Having a good night.” He whispered, instantly your lips were together.

This felt like foreign territory. You weren’t suppose to be doing something like this with your best friend. Yet here you were, and it felt so damn good. Tangling your fingers in his hair as his hand on your thigh moved to grab your waist and his other one left your chin and went to your lower back in attempt to push you closer together. You pulled back, trying to catch your breath and he took this as the perfect opportunity to pepper kisses down your jawline before stopping below your ear and biting down, hard enough to leave a mark. A small moan escaped your lips as you leaned you head to the side so he had better access to your neck.

“You sound angelic (y/n)” he admitted as he looked up at you with half lidded eyes. Feeling the liquid confidence take its fully affect on you, you grabbed his hands and slowly guided them under your shirt and onto your waist.

“shit” he muttered breathlessly. His hands felt like fire on your skin and you questioned why you guys had never done this before because it felt like pure ecstasy. Your lips were back on his and your legs were now wrapped around his waist as he slowly grinds into you. His tongue caressed your lower lip and you let him in wanting to fully taste him. His hands slowly crept up your sides and you whimpered into the kiss as he groped your breasts. You unintentionally let out another louder moan as Hoseok pressed into you again, feeling him through your shorts.

“My room, cmon” he panted, pulling away and removing his hands. You completely forgot about the others and how they were literally a few feet away in the next room and your face went red. As if he was reading your mind hoseok grabbed your hand “they’ll never know” And with that you quietly ran up the stairs and into the second room on the left. Only stumbling a few times you both made it and he was quick to shut the door and lock it.

He was first to rid himself of his clothing and you followed suit. You stood in front of him thanking God that you wore cute matching underwear. Hoseok was looking at you as if you were his last meal and you could feel your stomach tighten and your heat growing impatient for his touch. You didn’t have to wait long until you were pushed down onto the bed with him hovering over you. He peppered kisses from your chest to your neck and seductively bit your ear.

“You’re fucking beautiful (y/n)” he cooed as he left his mark on your neck.
“…but as much I love this bra on you, it really need to be off”
You arched your back as he undid the clasp and you slid it off and tossed it onto the floor. He gave each breast the proper amount of attention, leaving hickies all over your skin. With each touch and kiss you growing impatient and frustrated.

“Fuck Hoseok please touch me I can’t wait” you moaned, clenching your legs together to try and relieve the tension that was slowly building up in your core.

He let go of your chest and spread your legs and slid himself between them and forcefully ground down into you making you scream from the sudden friction.

“Shit…you’re music to my ears (y/n)” he cursed under his breathe as he continued to roll his barley clothes hips into yours.

“Please for the love of God just fuck me already” you begged. Reaching down you palmed him through his boxers and you felt just how hard he was and you were quite proud of yourself.

His movements stopped and he pushed away your hand as he slid out of his boxers, giving you the time to slip out of your panties. He reached over you to his bedside dresser and grabbed a condom and slammed it shut.

“Man you don’t know how long I’ve wanted to do this with you” he whispered as he ripped open the wrapper and slid it on.

“Glad I’m not the only one” you blushed.

You were both drunk, he didn’t really mean that…right? You guys were just friends and that’s all.

“You ready babe, there’s no going back” You nodded quickly as he pushed inside of you, stretching you out and filling you completely.

“Fuck, holy shit” you moaned as your back arched off the bed. He had one hand by your head to hold himself up and his other arm snaked around your back to hold you up to his chest.

“You. Feel. Like. Fucking. Heaven” he growled between each thrust of his hips, each time hitting the spot that made you cry out his name. Your nails raked down his back,  leaving marks only to be seen in the morning. Nothing turned you on more than your best friend moaning your name. Yours fists clenched his bed sheets, your knuckles turning white. You both were a moaning mess as he angled his hips and attacked your gspot like no other.

“Hoseok…I…I’m gonna” you panted, not even being able to finish your sentence.
He knew exactly what you meant and he was just as close as you were. He continued to pound into you faster and sloppier. You could feel your orgasm building up, every thrust sending a wave of pressure coursing through your veins, you were in pure bliss. And just as fast as it built up it burst and your orgasm spread through you like wildfire. You tightened around Hoseok, as your eyes rolled back in pleasure.

“Fuck fuck fuck” he moaned into the crook of your neck as he came. He slowly continued to thrust as he rode out his orgasm. Then slowly he pulled out and slid off the condom, tying it and tossing in in the bin. He came back to the bed and laid right beside you, wrapping an arm around neck.

“You think they heard?” your cheeks turning a light shade of pink, once again realizing you weren’t alone in this house.

“Probably, but they’re too drunk to remember it in five minutes” He smiled, pushing a piece of hair behind your ear. You looked up and him smiled, knowing neither of you would remember this in the morning. Your hand trailed up his chest and up to cheek, you leaned in and placed a quick yet loving kiss on his lips before sitting up.

“We should probably clean up and go back down huh?” You sighed. He nodded and you got up, quickly getting dressed.

“What is it?”
“Wear this instead” Hoseok handed you one of his shirts and you looked up at him cocking your eyebrow.

“What?! I think you’d look cute in it” he smirked.  You both resumed getting dressed and you couldn’t wipe the cheesy grin off your face as you put on his shirt. Unlocking and opening the door you both headed downstairs, back to the party.

You were rudely awoken from your slumber on the couch by taehyung crashing into the bathroom to throw up. The smell of eggs and toast filled the house thanks to jin. Usually you’re always down for breakfast but if you ate anything right now it would come back up in 5 minutes, and that you were not down for.Slowly you sat up, your eyes closing in pain as your head throbbed.

“There’s some aspirin and water right next to you (y/n)” Jin whispered as he went back to resume breakfast.

As slow as you possibly could, you turned over to grab the glass of water but something was off. This wasn’t your shirt…Why were you wearing..hoseoks shirt?