im in the middle of them both

important facts & quotes from hidden oracle reread #4 part one

i cited everything from the hardback edition bc im a nerd 

- page one apollo is already making pop culture references (1)

- meg is such a badass oh my g od (14)

- riodan does such a beautiful way of explaining things in this novels. awe-inspiring. mind blowing. example: “Her eyes glinted darkly like a crow’s. (I can make that comparison because I invented crows.)” (14-15) wow. beautiful. 

- so i understand this series is going to be about Apollo’s redemption and ~~~~finding himself~~~~ or w\e but JESUS PLEASE RICK you can’t just say “She [Meg] reminded me of the strays my sister was always adopting: dogs, panthers, homeless maidens, small dragons.” (15) WITHOUT PROVIDING SEVERAL BOOKS AS EXAMPLE FOR SAID SENTENCE all i want is a book focused on artemis and her army of small dragons and lesbians dear gods please 

- omfg can you just imagine sally having to go over to Percy’s room and having to tell him that the greek god of the sun apollo was there to see him omfg. imagine the salt. imagine both of them just groaning. imagine.

-”If I had still been an immortal, I might have flirted with her [Sally Jackson] myself.” (30-31) l o l Sally is a middle aged married woman seven months pregnant and still bringing in the gods you go girl im proud of you

- Sally Jackson is one of the best characters in the entire series. citation: every riodan book ever even the non-pjo it’s a fact 

- i 10000% support the idea that percy gave apollo the led zeppelin shirt as a sneaky joke he’s so smart i love him so much

- “Percy laced his fingers. They were long and nimble.”(35) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- He [Percy] would have made an excellent musician.” (35) f u ck 

- literally all percy wants is to “stay alive” long enough to go to college, meet his baby sister, and see his mom get her book published my heart is broken for this boy (35-36)

- the return of the seven layer dip fuck me up (40)

- jfc that poor Prius it’s been through so much (52-54)

- page 67 and Percy’s already made two comic book references he’s such a canon nerd 

- “Cops love me almost as much as teachers do.” god Percy Jackson what are you doing to me

- apollo tried to order a pizza to CHB and honestly same (73)

- g o d will solace jfc wow

- we’re to assume Will’s a skier (his Okemo Mountain jacket & skiers tan) (82) and now i have to write the inevitable fic that comes out of this fact

- Will’s mom was a alt.-country singer from Austin, Texas (83) which wow and honestly makes the fact will is a horrible singer 1000% better

- yellow daises grow year-round in the Apollo cabin, and it smells like fresh linens and dried sage. (83)

- kayla is aiming for the olympics and honestly im so proud already 

- fact: any and all solangelo interaction have me crying into my book 

- “Will put his hand on Nico’s shoulder, ‘Nico, we need to have another talk about your people skills.’” lol this implies that they’ve had this talk before and im dying to hear it

- the Hermes kids are big fans of Rocky Horror Picture Show (95) and now i have to write a seperate list of headcanons for this fact

- speaking of, Apollo used to cosplay as Rocky bc why not. (95-96)

- listen i know im solangelo trash BUT - “Will and Nico sat shoulder to shoulder, bantering good-naturedly. They were so cute together it made me feel desolate.” im destroyed (110)

- “but if I sit alone at my table, strange things happen.” “it’s a mood disorder” “i cant control it” stfu nico u nerd u just want to sit with your boyfriend im dead (110)

- Will nodded serenely. “It’s the strangest thing. Not that Nico would ever misuse his powers to get what he wants.” death to goody-two-shoes will solace 2k17

- off topic but CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE CHIRON THO. like. this happens and will and nico are just standing there. in front of him. telling him they have to sit together OR NICO WILL JUST HAPPEN TO PUT CRACKS INTO HIS CAMP. just imagine. him staring at them. sighing. deciding not to fight this one. agreeing & watching them giggle away bc they’re so SNEAKY & now they can EAT TOGETHER WOW 

-   lol when Meg was going to town on the hot dogs and “Julia and Alice watched her with a mixture of fascination and horror.” (111)

- “Will and Nico exchanged a look that might have meant, here we go.” (112) okay im sorry im just sO GONE FOR LITTLE MOMENTS LIKE THIS I JUST WANT NICO TO BE HAPPY AND COMFORTABLE IN HIS RELATIONSHIPS OKAY

- apollo refers to the seven as “the A-list” (112) same tho

- Jason, Piper, Coach Hedge, Mellie and baby Chuck are all in LA with Piper’s father like???? (113) THIS IS SOMETHING I NEED TO SEE? What’s the living arrangement? Is Jason living with Piper? OH GOD IS JASON LIVING WITH HEDGE AND MELLIE? DO THEY ALL LIVE IN SOME BIG PLACE PIPER’S DAD RENTED OUT???? do Piper and Jason babysit? do they have family dinners? how’s baby chuck doing??? how are they all adjusting to domestic life?? I NEED TO KNOW THIS IS ALL VERY IMPORTANT TO ME 

- lol nico’s just as pissed as eveRYONE IN THE FANDOM about Leo’s not-death and im living for it (113)

- also nico carries around Leo’s lil ‘IM ALIVE LOL’ letter\hologram\thing? like i get it was completely for the plot but?????? “i look at it whenever i want to get angry” (114) like ok nico u lil bean whatever u say u little emo shit

- apollo’s little ‘lol when u have a headache in olympus hephaestus just cracks open your skull and removes whatever brain god\dess u just birthed up lol it’s so much easier ugh’ (116) w h a t t h e f u c k 

- fact: harley is adorable no citation needed

- also you’re telling me chiron, basically as old as time itself tbh, doesn’t speak portuguese? k (120)

- “i am merely assessing how well paolo’s arms are functioning after surgery” (120) those are some big words william u nervous or something??

- “hmph” - nico di angelo, 2016 (120) 

- this isn’t really important but there’s a satyr named herbert and he’s my new favorite character sorry i dont make the rules (124)

- ok so there’s an unnamed random camper who mutters in Italian (127) and now i’ve got the BIGGEST headcanon that this random girl and Nico (omg maybe a few others????) meet a few times a month just to rant to each other in Italian so none of them get sloppy with the language and u g h im such a bitch for nico di angelo frienships

- “A boy in the crowd gasped, ‘she’s a communist!’” (127) i fucking hate this book omfg

i’ll do more later in order to mentally prepare myself for the dark prophecy but it’s 3 am and im tired  

tree bros hcs
- connor gives 0 shits and he’s like “move it im gay” to everyone that’s in his way and evan trails behind with his face all red apologizing to ppl for his edgy boyfriend
- connor left his sweatshirt in evans room once when they were smooching and evan panicked when he found it bc that sweatshirt is connors comfort object; it’s got worn down holes on the cuffs of the sleeves from years of connor fidgeting with it; and evan rushes to school that morning to give it to connor bc ‘holy shit what if he thinks i did it on purpose i distracted him w kisses and i stole his sweatshirt and he’ll never talk to me again’ and connor is like 'dude. buddy. keep it. i feel good knowing you have it. it’ll keep u safe when im not there. it’s chill, okay?’
- evan wears the connor sweatshirt every night to bed even if it’s hot af out bc he never ever feels safer than in that sweatshirt
- (connor honestly did freak out when he realized he left it at evans but then he thought abt evan tucked nice and snug in it and that was a more comforting thought to him than actually getting it back. so he buys a new sweatshirt for himself at hot topic and they both match)
- evan is so fucking extra he finds 56 cents in the pockets of this fucking sweatshirt and gives the loose change back to connor and connor is just like …….bruh
- they go on walks all the time it’s their favorite date activity and evan gets so PUMPED to show connor his trees and evan is like “okay GUESS WHATS COOL ABOUT THIS ONE” and connor is like “it’s….tall.”
- connor went to see evan a lot when he worked at the park as a lil ranger thing and he LOVES evans silly uniform like it’s not even hardcore embarrassing or anything, he just gets a kick out of the fact that evan gets to wear a badge for knowing Some Facts About Trees
- evan always fixes the tags sticking out of connors shirt collars
- and connor always gets defensive like “maybe i wanted it there did you ever think of that >:|” and evan gets all cute flustered
- connor is the first to say i love u and he doesn’t make it a big deal, he just kind of says it one day and evan works himself up into a Panicked State bc he wanted to say it for the longest time but was too anxious to be the first one and now the barrier is just suddenly gone and connor loves him??? and that’s just a lot to handle so obviously evans hands get sweaty
- evan proofreads all of connors essays and connor loves watching him get lost in reading them
- ONE TIME and one time only evan gets up the courage to ask connor what the heck weed is like and connor hands him a brownie like “eat this” and evan eats the brownie and wow is he calmer or? something? and he’s being just WEIRD and connor is snorting bc it was just a normal, clean Cynthia Murphy brownie. he’d never give evan weed are you kidding me
- zoe and evan play this game where they bet on how many of connors outfit pieces are from hot topic but it’s all very discreet like “wow that’s a cool chain leather jacket connor where’d you get that from” and he’ll tell them and then one of them inevitably screams
- evan braids connors hair bc it’s calming for the both of them
- they watch nature documentaries like all the time and no one knows why or how it happens. it will be the middle of the day and somehow these two are dead asleep on the couch with natgeo on the tv at full volume
- they also watch a lot of antiques roadshow but they seek it out and genuinely have a good time with it

I’m in a newbie group of d&d-ers, so we’re playing the Phandalin campaign. We just entered the town and heard about the Red Brand, so we’re asking around the local pub. I’m a wood elf bard named Wren, and our Paladin is an over zealous human named Zoro, who has a thirst for justice. He stands up in the middle of the pub and yells

“LET THE RED BRAND KNOW IM WAITING FOR THEM. ANY TIME, ANYWHERE.”

Consequently, four of them attacked us in the night. Our gnome and halfling stayed out for watch, but Zoro and Wren were caught in our pajay-jays. 

Later with both the halfling and gnome unconscious, and the other two on 3 health:

Wren: *turns to Zoro* This is what you get for trying to be Batman, jackass.

got7 as boyfriends

mark:
- the shy squish who’s not so shy around you.
- “are you alright babe?”
- he would make sure you’re eating well and that you’re always positive
- he would offer you his oversized shirts (it was big on him too) and would somehow never get it back
- kisses on the lips & hugs from behind
- sudden “I love you’s”
- driving you around while playing his kind of music (hip hop)
- always smiling because of you
- feeds you ramen
- intense eye contact

jackson:

- the clingy and jealous boyfriend
- he forces you to eat organic foods only and peers at you when he notices something unhealthy
- grabs your butt & boobs jokingly
- literally always following behind you never shutting up
- massages after a stressful long day
- the best of the best dates
- cringey aegyo which you find adorable sometimes
- takes care of you like a baby & spoils you in unnecessary gifts
- doesn’t like other men talking to you
- never fails to make you laugh

jinyoung:

- the intelligently sexy boyfriend
- offers you to read like he does to expand the mind
- shares his coffee with you
- always teasing and being mean to you as a joke
- stares with a death glare at other men who dare to look in your direction
- neck kisses that drives you insane
- showers together
- takes you on classy dates
- sips wine proudly while watching you open your tons of gifts from the shopping mall (get it)
- “I’m so glad you’re mine.”

jaebum:

- the hot boyfriend that has other girls’ boyfriends questioning themselves
- cooks for you all the time
- corners you or grips you when you do something he doesn’t approve of
- dominant
- always smirking and admiring you
- though you’re his, he still doesn’t like when you eat his fried chicken
- picks you up
- doesn’t allow you to talk to other men
- “you’re mine and mine only.”
- butt grabs

youngjae:

- the adorable cutie pie boyfriend
- short but innocent pecks all over your face
- always laughing loudly which makes you laugh
- pinches your face constantly as he showers you in compliments
- attempts English
- aegyo which is always cute
- always snuggling or holding you
- “we’re together forever!”
- both lovers & best friends
- dates to theme parks

bambam:

- the fancy pimp boyfriend
- always showing off his long legs to you
- inhumane screaming at random times
- makes you wonder why you’re with this dork
- buys you a 60,000 dollar watch
- your wardrobe is full of things you’re too broke to afford
- drinks wine with you at the Eiffel Tower
- cringey as ever
- always being sexual like a middle schooler
- dirty jokes & inside jokes you both only get

yugyeom:

- the giant cute boyfriend
- always praising you
- smiles and blushes just at the sight of you
- his clothes looks like dresses when he lets you wear them
- major height difference (depending)
- gives you things you can’t reach
- lap dances
- always teasing you
- “I’m always yours”

anonymous asked:

I mean ya know.. if I watch it a hundred times it may start to look like a choreo mishap. The way Lauren glances at both Camila and Dinah, and her weird hand gestures that are pointing towards the ground. Like their standing/stepping wasn't right and she was tryna tell them to scoot the hell over but play it off while still singing. Idk, im always confuzzled watching that clip

A choreo mishap???? A CHOREO MISHAP????? She’s walking right towards her!! She’s eyeing her up from head to toe!!! And if you watch other live versions of Dope they always end up in the same position with Camila in the middle close to Lauren! This ain’t no choreo mishap!! This is fucking Lauren Jauregui singing to fucking Camila Cabello and trying to hold her hand! Don’t fight me on this sweets!

Today these two middle aged ladies went thru my line and the first lady was paying for both of their meals. She starts to get money out when the second lady says “give her the $100! She can break it for you!” (Their order was less than $10) i had a moment of panic but before I could tell them that a hundred would clean out my drawer, the first lady says, “no! Im not giving her the $100 for a $10 order! She probably doesn’t have enough change for that anyway. Right? (To me)” and gave me a $10 instead. I was so relieved that I gave her a free drink. It pays to be nice to people.

im at the casino waiting for them to get me an escort so i can go to the burger place that’s in the middle of the floor (since im still under 21 for a handful of months) and in the 20 minutes I’ve been here, six blatantly middle aged women have walked up to the security guard and said “are u sure u dnt have to check my ID ;)” and he keeps saying “you’re 23 right?” and they both laugh but u can see in his eyes that he’s dead inside

i got asked about bluepulse headcanons on curious cat and thought they were good so im putting them here

1) when they get older Bart becomes the taller one
2) jaime goes to college, bart sticks with the hero business full time, they get an apartment together and frequently do chores while dancing to songs like gasolina and mambo no.5 at full volume, somehow making doing the dishes and vacuuming into a full fledged musical (you know the scene in selena gomez’s another cinderella story? yeah.) jaime hates dancing in public but bart is good at loosening him up, maybe even convinced jaime to get on the dancefloor at a teammates wedding, if only for one song
3) bart knew he liked jaime since he was like 13 and had to Deal With It until Jaime caught the fuck on. They didn’t actually start dating until Bart was 17 and jaime was 19, but jaime started crushing on bart a year before that.
4) everyone on the team would joke about jaime and bart being “relationship goals”/everyone knew they were in love before they did, so when bart and jaime finally did get together they didn’t tell the team out of spite/because they thought it’d be funny to see how touchy feely they could get before anyone figured it out
5) jaime’s parents basically gave bart their blessing before they even started dating
6) jaime loves classic movies like jurassic park but bart hates movies in general. early on in their friendship they’d figured out that “netflix and chill” wasnt their deal, but once bart walked in on jaime watching a telenovela (one his “mom watched all the time and its not like i actually Like this haha”) ((it was Teresa)) and was for some reason entranced. He thought it was ridiculous and asked Jaime every five seconds to translate what was going on, so watching cheesy soap operas in spanish became one of the few things they could watch together
7) Jaime is a dog lover to his core and while at first Bart was neutral, Jaime convinced him that Holy Shit Dogs Are Great and they frequently yell “HEY LOOK! A DOG!” if they see one in the middle of a mission, even if its covert
8) both have No Sense Of Fashion/would wear the same thing everyday if they could. they thought it’d be funny to show up to a formal dinner for the league in tshit tuxedos. tim nearly assassinated them both on sight
9) they do phone calls a lot for small things like “im at 7-11 what do you want” “hot dog” “k bye”, which a lot of ppl find weird because “its easier to just text”, but jaime gets a lot of texting anxiety/prefers to hear inflection in someones voice and bart literally cant fucking read most words
10) fave hangout is the el paso desert late at night (they usually try to catch the sunrise and then sleep late in the afternoon). lots of impromptu makeouts or long ass rants about life at 3am

anonymous asked:

there's literal hell in the Tim Drake tag and so I'd just like to ask, what are the actual positives of Tim's character? Everyone likes to completely shit on him and claim he's the worst and others claim he is the only true pure cinnamon. And I'm just confused.

Okay, here’s the thing (and I go over this more on my liveblog whothefuckistimdrake): 

Tim’s origin story is terrible. He did not sleuth out Batman’s identity; he was simply obsessed with Dick Grayson and Batman after witnessing the Graysons’ deaths and thus recognized a flip Robin did when he was watching the news. He then went into a grieving household, acting bizarrely out of touch emotionally, and claimed “Batman needs a Robin” with 0 evidence. Bruce didn’t need a Robin, he was grieving his dead son (something Tim only gives passing thought, having never cared much about Jason) and needed support, which Dick agreed to provide as Nightwing. But Tim is obsessed with Robin and said that wasn’t enough, and donned the suit anyway. 

It’s OOC and plot hole-ridden. How could Dick and Alfred encourage a stranger and child to put himself in danger after Jason? Is it not extremely fucked up that Bruce needs a kid (not even his OWN kid) to do that for his emotional stability? And it’s never even backed up - in subsequent stories Tim does absolutely nothing for Bruce’s wellbeing. In fact Tim acts affronted when Bruce’s mood disorders manifest or his PTSD leads to him getting triggered by reminders of Jason. Also, by the point of Tim’s origin he has absolutely no personal relationship to crime to justify becoming Robin. The “child sidekick” thing only works when the kid really needs it, like Dick and Jason did.

So “Batman needs a Robin, Tim saved Bruce!” is a total utter lie. “Tim is so brilliant, he figured out Batman’s identity!” is also a lie. And later it’s also clear that “Tim is the best staff fighter and skilled from his training with Shiva!” is a lie too; he spent one week getting kicked around by Shiva in a yard. That was it.

The truth really is that Tim is a white rich boy with tons of privilege, specifically created in the aftermath of the classism that killed Jason Todd, as well as a DC executive mandate that decided the comics needed a Robin again.

Now, some facts about Tim: 

  • He is not a great fighter and in fact tended to get beat up even by people less trained than him. However, he IS good at trickery and roundabout techniques that allow him to win anyway.
  • He’s not a great detective, but he seems to be good with research and hacking.
  • It is unintentionally implied throughout his run, starting in his earliest appearances, that Tim is neurodivergent, possibly on the autism spectrum. He also was prone to hallucinations in times of great stress.
  • Tim’s parents did indeed spend most of their time traveling, leaving him with a nanny or at boarding school. But Tim was never left alone or went hungry, he was just raised the way a lot of rich kids are.
  • Tim hated school, dropped out, and did not want anything to do with corporate business. Even Red Robin, which bigged up his sueness and paved the way to New52 Tim, limited his Wayne Enterprises involvement to an offshoot charity program.
  • Tim did like tabletop rpgs and videogames, but he really was not a nerd in school. The popular kids seemed to like him just fine.
  • Tim being asian or originally coded asian is a total myth. Across his run in comics, from his early appearances ~1991, he’s explicitly called white.
  • Tim consistently considers himself more Drake than Wayne, and always puts Jack Drake before Bruce in terms of who his father is. But he never felt neglected by Bruce, who was canonically a very attentive and supportive mentor to Tim.
  • Tim is canonically a cheater who had both physical and emotional affairs and never confessed them to either his girlfriend, or the girl he cheated with.

So the critiques people have on Tim are valid. He was created to be palatable to white middle class men as a self-insert after DC wanted a Robin again, and thus a lot of his character today gets undermined as a result.

anonymous asked:

Do you think Yoonmin ever has fights/get mad at one another/etc? They're so cute and happy all the time, it just makes me wonder what it looks like when they're like that 🤔🤔🤔🤔

I dont think they fight a lot but when they do I bet its a lot of eye rolling, impatient sighs, jimin keeping his distance, one of them might even start to raise their voice but stop themselves right away because they refuse to yell at each other no matter how mad they get. after the actual fight I bet its a lot of avoiding each other, not making eye contact, yoongi sleeping in his own bed for the first night in months, complete silence between them. until 6 AM the next morning when jimin walks out of his room (he didn’t get much sleep anyway) and sees yoongi sitting at the kitchen table, looking as tired as jimin feels. and they just stare at each other for a few moments until yoongi stands up and walks towards him, until jimin is eventually meeting him in the middle, yoongi setting his arms around jimins waist and holding him close, jimin pressing his lips to the curve of yoongis shoulder as he hugs him back, both of them mumbling ‘I’m sorrys’ and ‘love yous’

msa ch3 asks

Anonymous said: I love how msa Izuku comes across as an honest to god cryptid: can’t see his face, absolutely the kind of person you’d find at a gas station at 3 am, doesn’t want attention, most likely distant cousins with Mothman

msa au is just me fulfilling all of my ‘protagonist is a cryptid’ dreams by making msa izuku as cryptid as possible. favorite character archetype: cryptid 

Anonymous said: so the msa au is my life right now thank u for that & I just read through the update twice so thank you for that x2 and I had to go back and look for Izuku and Kirishima’s deal when it came up again and realized oh hey Kirishima agreed not to try and stop Izuku from leaving after 3 minutes and they didn’t put a time limit on that i wonder if that’ll come up again (& then my brain jumped to Izuku using that Forever. “we had a deal” every time it comes up. he cannot be stopped bc kiri promised)

got it in one!! izuku will abuse the wording of that deal forever if he can. good eye! 

Anonymous said: relatability of msa izuku: trying, doesnt trust feds, inability to sleep, ready to jump out 4th story window at a moments notice, anti-attention-

that’s msa izuku living the cryptid life of his dreams

Anonymous said: So wait you don’t have to answer this if it’s a spoiler but the collarbone blood tattoo™ is what’s making deku’s existence confusing to electronics, maybe?

yep, you got it! normally izuku is able to keep his presence from overtly affecting the electronics around him but scripting really starts messing with them. 

Anonymous said: quirkless msa deku anon and can i just say that deku looking eraserhead straight in the eye with lie detector policeman there and him saying “i don’t have a quirk” and said policeman not detecting a lie is arguably the best thing i have thought of today.

tsukauchi: 
tsukauchi: wh 
tsukuachi: how did you even do all of [gestures at ch2 events] that without a quirk? 
izuku: it’s a special talent of mine.

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a choose your ending scenario

Originally posted by ponyopeachy

genre: fluff with a bit of angst
member: kang daniel and park jihoon
word count: 1201
requested: yes
side note: releasing the endings soon


requested by: loudandweird

akdjkdkd i want to ask for a scenario but i dont know who to choose. Either a Kang Daniel or Park Jihoon scenario with a cheerful and hyper younger girl (99liner haha im same age but still younger than Jihoon) fluffy but a bit of angst? like maybe the girl is annoying at first? if not its okay!! but thank you!!  


- since u cant chose
- i dID BOTH HAH
- you were in class playing around with some paper since your class had free time
- you had finished all of your work and all of your future work as well
- making paper airplanes, suddenly, someone grabs it
- “hEY GIMMIE TH-”
- you stopped your sentence when you saw the same familiar duo
- they both stuck their tongues out as your veins boiled
- you tapped your foot
- they’ve been annoying you since 2nd grade
- you always thought that they should just date each other
- but for some reason
- they always pick on you in particular
- you rolled your eyes as they bickered over the paper airplane
- “gIMMIE IT,” jihoon whined as daniel rose it in the air
- “nO,” daniel replied like a child
- the door opened as they instantly dASHED into the seats and acted like nothing happened at all
- mr.joon did notice, but decided to ignore it since he couldn’t be bothered
- “remember, tomorrow is going to be our camping trip to make sure you all have packed everything and be at school on time for the bus,” he spoke as he cleared his throat right after
- everyone agreed as the bell rung
- tIME SKIP WOOSH
- you arrived
- tired as heck
- and you were sitting on the bus with no one beside you thankfully
- jihoon and daniel sat across from you as you noticed daniels cold expression
- “yo loser,” you teased
- they both looked to your direction as daniel rose an eyebrow
- “whats with the face?” you asked
- “tired, and i have a huge headache,” he claims as he slowly begins to close his eyes. jihoon chuckles as you notice jihoon’s eye sags
- “jiho-” and just as you spoke up, jihoon’s head fell onto daniel’s shoulder as daniel also fell asleep
- “my biggest mood and ship ever,” you mumbled as you slightly chuckled
- later on
- jihoon soon woke up, being confused as fuck as daniel woke up
- they notice that their heads were sleeping on each other
- “aHHHH MY BOOBS” daniel yelled as he covered them
- “YOU HAVE NONE” jihoon yelled back
- daniel looked down and saw how he didnt
- “aHHHHH” daniel yelled
- “god im surrounded by idiots,” you said as you rolled your eyes
- “YOU’RE THE IDIOT” they both said at the same time
- the bus soon arrived at the campsite when everyone pushed and shoved to get out of the bus
- calmly, you entered with your luggage as you saw how big the building was in the middle of the forest
- excited, you rushed in to quickly claim a room before someone else did
- as you saw a door around a nice area, you opened it to soon reveal that jihoon and daniel were inside
- the room was nice and large with 3 beds
- modern designs all over with huge closets
- you definitely wanted this room
- the only problem was
- them
- “get out,” you all said in synced
- “nO YOU GET OUT” you yelled at them as they yelled the same thing to you back
- bickering aroused as you all raised your voices at each other on how much you all want this room without having to involve with one another when suddenly a teacher enters the room
- “SHADDUP” he yelled as you all flinch
- “JUST SHARE IS ROOM, THERES THREE BEDS AND LOTS OF SPACE AND YOU GUYS CONTINUE TO BICKER MORE I’LL MAKE YOU THREE SHARE THE CLOSET TOGETHER,” he yelled as he raged out the room
- jihoon began cackling as you all looked at him
- “but then, when we go out, i guess you can say we came out of the closet afterwards,” he said as he bursted out laughing
- daniel, having the same sense of humour chuckled as you questioned your life and the mess you’ve gotten yourself into
- time skip woosh
- you decided to roam around
- hanging out in some of your friends dorms and sorta sad you didnt join
- coming in day was mainly like a free day to roam around and get to know the place
- as you entered the main lobby, you saw jihoon’s body flying onto the floor as you gawked your eyes in shock
- you quickly approached the situation as jihoon got on his feet and aggressively push daniel into the wall
- a crowd slowly started to form as their fighting wouldn’t stop
- “GET OFF ME YOU FUCKER” daniel yells as he throws a punch in jihoons face
- jihoon doesn’t reply back simply cause his cheek hurts too much to even open his mouth to do so
- without thinking twice, you approached the fight as you pried apart jihoon from daniel as suddenly daniel accidentally swings a fist at your face as you lose sight of things and pass out onto the cold floor
- you woke up in the dorm as jihoon was sitting there in the lower bunk bed looking gloomy with his bruises on his face and arms
- you glanced over to the mirror hanging on the wall as you noticed a small bruise on your cheek as you recalled what happened
- “oh, are you okay?” he asks softly
- you nod as you scratch your head in confusion
- “we got into a fight over something stupid, i forgot what it was, i’m sorry,” jihoon mumbles as he scratches the back of his neck staring blankly at the floory
- “issokay, its none of you idiots faults,” you said as you pet jihoon on the head softly, messes up his hair
- you soon exit the room, trying to find daniel as you came across him in a somewhat dark hallway
- sitting there by himself
- “fuckmylife,” he mumbles
- you approach him as you took a seat right beside him
- “imsorry,” he murmurs
- “i didnt mean too i just-”
- “it’s fine you idiot,” you spoke
- you sat there sitting on the floor blankly as a small smile appeared on his face
- “what?” you asked
- “you know its not fair when someone can simply just look so pretty sitting there,” he says with a small smirk
- you roll your eyes
- “whatta flirt,” you spoke as you walked off to the dorms
- walking into your dorm,
- jihoon was on his phone as you creeped up behind him
- “bOO” you both said at the same time as you jumped back since you didnt expect him to notice you creeping in
- “hAH I WIN” jihoon says as he sticks his tongue out
- “THATS UNFAIR” you yell back like a child
- jihoon laughs as he lays back down onto his bed
- you notice the scars and bruises still on his face
- he didnt bandage them up yet
- you walked over to the corner of the room where thE MAGIC FIRST AID KIT APPEARED WOOOOW
- jihoon, noticing what you’re doing, turn off his phone as he sat up on his bed again
- “dude im fine,” he speaks
- “who said i was doing this for u? im doing it for daniel idiot,” you replied
- “oh…” he replies
- “justkidding idiot,” you teased as you were able to make him slightly laugh
- coming close to his face, you focused extremely hard on treating his wounds as jihoon blankly stares at you
- cHOOSE YOUR ENDING
- [soon to be release] daniel or jihoon
- HAH


endings

Best friend Jaemin

Request: best friend jaemin? 💘

A/N: im sorry if this is short!!

  • ooh it’s been a long time since i did a best friend! series
  • plus it’s been 939383 months since we last saw jaems
  • this is to all my jaemin stans
  • i hope you all are staying strong
  • without further a do, let’s start

  • so how you all actually became friends in the first place

  • back then in middle school while you were both 10
  • you were pretty quiet then and rather introverted
  • only had like 2 close friends? but you wouldnt talk to them unless they started the conversation
  • until one day teacher changed your seating arrangement because you ‘weren’t participating enough’
  • which was why she decided putting you beside one of the most talkative students was a good idea
  • and he was none other than na jaemin
  • this bright kid greeted you while a big big smile everyday
  • and every lesson he’d ask you lots of questions so you’d speak up more
  • “ooh that’s a pretty pen! where did you get it from?”
  • “did you understand what the teacher just said? could you explain it to me?”
  • “yay it’s time for pairwork!!”
  • and he’d try his best to make you smile
  • be it through jokes or funny stances
  • and thanks to him you managed to open up more
  • soon enough he was joining you during break times
  • and he was your tablemate for the following years
  • and luckily, the two of you managed to get into the same high school
  • by then you two were already very close friends
  • but only knowing each other in the new school amongst strangers helped to closen the relationship
  • and after weeks both of you are inseparable
  • probably calls you by a nickname he gave you back when you two were younger
  • and has no plans on changing it
  • loves teasing and pranking you but does it in a way where it’s funny
  • like you cant stay mad at him because the both of you end up laughing
  • like that one time he offered you a drink of sprite
  • but he secretly put in vinegar instead
  • hyuck im watching you
  • and when you drank it you almost spitted on his face
  • while he was at the side dying of laughter
  • but a few minutes of laughing he forgot and took a sip too
  • which he immediately choked on and started coughing
  • causing you to burst out laughing at his reaction
  • can get really clingy
  • and doesnt mind skinship at all
  • since he’s usually the one suggesting it
  • he has his arms slung around your shoulders all the time
  • 24/7 poking your sides or pulling your cheeks to annoy you
  • he loves tickling you too
  • always seems to have memes or jokes to send you
  • it’d probably be 2am in the morning and you get a text from him
  • probably a meme
  • “hi best friend i cant sleep so you shall not too”
  • and he wont stop spamming until you actually reply
  • which after 15 minutes of chatting, he says he wants to go to sleep
  • and every single time that happens you want to punch him because he deadass woke you up during midnight to chat for 15 mins
  • jaemin wyd???
  • okay but
  • despite him being really dorky and funny all the time
  • he gets serious when he needs to
  • and becomes extremely protective when it comes to you, your health or your safety
  • after all, you’re his best friend and he wants to take care of you
  • like that one time some creep kept pestering you to give him your number and he wouldnt leave
  • until jaemin showed up and acted like your boyfriend
  • and you could tell he was 👌 close to beating that person up
  • but luckily you stopped him
  • after he calms down he pats your head and gets all sweet like “you’re fine right?”
  • and he’d smile brightly when you say yes
  • “anything for my best friend”
  • high school was also the place where you two met the other boys
  • specifically jeno, mark & hyuck
  • but yall also know jaehyun & taeyong because they used to be seniors
  • the five of you would always hang out together
  • which gains a lot of attention because many wonder how you even got close to this good looking bunch of boys
  • but knowing jaemin he probably goes around shouting that you’re his best friend
  • which embarrasses and makes you happy at the same time
  • for some reason he’d always tease you and jeno
  • and you’d be all clueless like “what? why jeno huh?”
  • while jeno’s at the side trying to hide his blush
  • but as time went by you found yourself falling for jenk because he’s always so sweet and kind to you??
  • and when you told jaemin he straight up screamed for one hour straight
  • “oMG ARE YOU SERIOUS”
  • “yOU LIKE JENO???? WOAH”
  • “number one fan of couple ship name of you and jeno
  • and he wanted to tell jeno right away but of course you’d stop him
  • by treating him to meals, like always
  • but it would all go to waste because
  • two weeks later you receive a text from jeno
  • “so… uh Y/N, jaemin has been pushing me for days to say this but i actually like you too”
  • and you’re all shookt and you dont know what to reply
  • “he told you??? when??”
  • “two weeks ago, i think”
  • and you take a mental note to remember to slap jaemin because that was the day you told him
  • but also thanks to that, you and jeno finally got together
  • which made jeno 100× happier
  • would probably scream again
  • “jeno, if she ever bullies you tell me, i can handle her”
  • and to you
  • “good luck to putting up with jenojAM, it’s been tough on me these few years”
  • apart from all that
  • back to his actions
  • he’s also always willing to listen to your problems and help you out
  • even though his advice may not be the best, he still tries his best to cheer you up and help
  • encourages and supports you a lot
  • like a real fan
  • and he always has that big bright smile while looking at you
  • and you feel so blessed because he’s honestly such a great friend??
  • and he never fails to make you happy
  • he can be super sweet and nice one moment
  • and the other it seems as though he’s got something up his sleeves
  • but nonetheless he makes you laugh and smile a lot
  • and without him you wouldn’t be where you are today so
  • shout out to the bestest friend!!
Haikyuu!! chapter 87 & 88 TsukiYama & Tsukishima bros ramblings

This is a really long post that comes down to the conclusion of exactly how long Kei and Yamaguchi have been friends so just press J now and scroll back up a bit don’t want to read it all.

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Tsukishima Akiteru is about 6,5 years older than Kei, and since Akiteru’s birthday is in March, he is 7 years ahead of Kei in school.

This means that in chapter 88, when Akiteru starts high school, Kei is in his third year of elementary school (age 8-9)

I think this is the panel where the time skip between then and Akiteru’s 3rd year takes place, because when Kei says this:

He’s in this classroom:

Which could be year 3 class 5, or more likely year 5 class 3, but since Akiteru is in his 3rd year of high school, Kei is definitely in year 5 of elementary.

When Yamaguchi is being bullied, the bullies say this about Kei:

Which leads me to think that this event also takes place when Kei is in year 5. Of course, he could have been in class 3 in other years too, but Yamaguchi says “thanks for the other day” when he meets Kei again:

Thus, I think the bullying took place at the start of the school year (they’re classmates, as you can see in the earlier picture, so Yamaguchi would have known Kei’s face during the bullying if they’d been classmates for longer).

This also makes sense because when Kei asks Yamaguchi to come to Akiteru’s match with him, it’s the Interhigh prelims, which take place in early June. If the bullying hadn’t taken place in the beginning of the year, Kei and Yamaguchi wouldn’t have known each other well enough for Kei to invite him to come with.

In the 5th year of elementary school, students are usually 10 years old and turn 11. Since both Kei’s and Yamaguchi’s birthdays take place AFTER summer, these cuties are both still 10 here:

Skipping forward, when they go to Karasuno, Yamaguchi and Kei have been friends for 5 years already (and likely went to the same middle school. Otherwise they’d have been friends for 2 years in elementary and would then have met again in high school, which doesn’t feel like it fits the closeness between them at Karasuno.)

ok but after they talk about fears they turn to look at eachother nd neither can believe they get to have this ??? they get to have someone to love and hold and they both meet in the middle nd kiss so softly with their hands intertwined inbetween them nd alec reaches over nd cups magnus’ jaw nd magnus holds his hand just bc he can nd they get lost in the feel of being pressed against each other nd holding onto the other nd the feel of their lips moving slowly and saying all the things they feel but they’re too preoccupied to say them out loud nd when they pull back they both cant stop smiling and staring at the man that they love

ASOUE Week: Favorite Arc(s)

As much as they stressed me out and depressed me as a kid, I think my favorite story arc for the series comes from the middle books. It just seemed like so much was going on. The Quagmires were kidnapped, both Olaf and the Police were after them, they learn more about the mysterious VFD, for a while they even find out someone might have survived their house fire! 

And not only is this the turning point in the series, but its the turning point for the Baudelaires themselves. After this point they become much more independent then they already were, they also become more critical thinkers and planners. All three of them grow so much through these arcs. 

tanaka headcanons!!! because im love him?

  • the reason he doesn’t lift hinata above his head the same way he picks up noya is because the only time he tried it, hinata yelled “death before dishonor!” and brought them both down
  • tanaka, waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat: “i’m the Sokka Friend”
  • he secretly owns a wisdom of the ace shirt, but he’s saving it for the first day of his third year
  • “i don’t have a favorite underclassman! and if i did, it would not be hinata, haha”
    • karasuno, the team they’re currently playing, the spectators, god himself: [looks into the camera like they’re on the office]
  • saeko’s nails are painted black in ch 251. tanaka was the one to do her right hand because she can’t do it on her own. we’re all saeko
  • tanaka and yamamoto are being lowkey about it, but they’re some of the most hyped members of their respective teams for the battle of the trash heap, mostly because they have weeks of trash talking to prove wrong
  • tanaka is the friend who yells “do it for the vine!” noya is the friend who does it for the vine
  • if he wasn’t doing volleyball he would be a swimmer, if only because he would have more opportunities to rip his shirt off
  • he wants to be bokuto koutarou when he grows up
  • [match is about to start] tanaka: “from now on, we will be using code names. you can address me as eagle one-”