im in love with his collection

anonymous asked:

But if Keith has wings does that mean he drops feathers everywhere? Little purple and blue feathers are just hiding all over the castle ship. The first time Lance pilots Red he finds a bunch of feathers under the seat, and he just collects them and keeps them in a shoebox under his bed and looks at them whenever he misses Keith

ok actually this ask is SO FUCKING CUTE VVJKERNVNKEJBKNFDNK like .. keiths wings r like molting or smth nd he holes himself up in his room bc he’s embarrassed and lance like ,, combs his wings in shit ……….. oof …… my heart … like i kno this sounds like a crack au but i love wing fics/aus with my whole entire heart ……. they remind me of better times ………….. good post anon im crying

a collection of my favourite gay memes: 

- i am a TWUNK a combination of TWINK and HUNK 
- so which one is the x and which one is the x (but replacing it with increasingly ridiculous comparisons a la the ‘feudal lord’ discourse) 
- using bland straight people names to express frustration with the hets eg ‘well, DEBORAH’
- move, im gay 
- ‘[mild inconvenience] is homophobic’ 
- macklemore invented the gays with his hit song ‘same love’ 
- macklemore died for the gays 
- macklemore didnt die for THIS 
- *touches anything* its gay now 
- calling things ‘gay’ in the same way straight people do because reclaiming things that are used to hurt us is what we do 
- ‘as a cissexual heterogender……..’ 
- acting disgusted when ur straight friends do anything pda 
- ‘not to be a stereotype, but-’ 

add ur own memes pls its part of our culture 

I’ve always considered Robert to be bisexual- his sexuality isn’t black and white.
—  Ryan Hawley speaking truth
Biscuit | Alfie Solomons

This was just going to be a snippet but i love dogs so much it turned into a full blown essay. Also, I feel like this is the same girl from ‘The Messenger Boy’ imagine.

“Alf… you’ve got a dog.”

“I do love, yeah.” Alfie half mumbled in return with a toothbrush lodged in his mouth. You could smell the peppermint from where you leant in the doorframe. He was half dressed and there was a dog sat to his side turning its head with every movement Alfie made.

“Since when.”

“Oh, ages.”

“Ages? Was he here when I stayed over last?”

“Yeah, love, he was, yeah.”

“Why didn’t I see him?”

“Oh, he comes and goes as he pleases, don’t he.”

“… so he ain’t your dog?”

“No, he is, right. He just lets ‘imself in an’ out.”

You looked at Alfie a little baffled as he leant down to spit out toothpaste and rinse the sink.

“What’s his name then?”


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listen up this is why i hate this book the secret history 

  • goddamn HENRY WINTER (what kind of name is that jesus christ) who translated like three books before he turned 18 and plotted to murder a classmate using mushrooms (MUSHROOMS) knew jack shit about the moon landings
  • “when did this happen?? how did they get there???” i swear to god
  • francis abernathy with his even fancier name sitting on a windowsill eating cherries straight out of a jar 
  • admits he doesn’t even like them while still eating them
  • henry winter gardens?? what the fuck
  • these are the most pretentious fuckers on earth i hate them so much i love them so much i just
  • bunny corcoran is a pie thief someone report him to the authorities
  • endless supply of cigarettes goddamn
  • do we all hate bunny?? do we all love bunny?? who fuckign knows
  • bunch of fucking teenagers running around in bed sheets and shit in the vermont countryside 
  • did they actually have an orgy??? henry never answered that. i want to know
  • nobody tells bunny anything
  • nobody tells richard anything
  • nobody tells anybody anything
  • richard sitting there like a kid who walked in on his parents having sex when charles and camilla did the thing in the kitchen
  • did henry actually collect plants from around the murder site or did i dream that
  • richard: i love you. camilla: thank you. richard: i love you so much. camilla: thank you so much
  • pretentious fucks

Qrowin!Jelsa for @knightsquall and @shinamatsuoka 

I think I just need excuse to draw Elsa in Atlas Specialist uniform

Mulberry Pie Life

A/N A continuation of Father’s Day, because I really love this AU. (Others in series: Patton’s Cardigan.)

Pairing: none

Genre: fluff, AU, human AU, family AU

Word Count: 995

Warnings: swearing, mentions of bugs


Patton takes his three kids to collect mulberries.

Roman hopped onto the fence and scaled its height to grab the overhead branches. Bending some down, he picked the abundant black berries within his reach and let go, letting the branch spring back into place. The loose mulberries he hadn’t managed to collect flung off and hailed downwards, splattering his brother’s face with purple from above.

“Hey!” Virgil shouted from the ground, glaring up at him from where he was gathering his own berries.

Roman only stuck his tongue out at him and moved along the fence, balancing precariously as he edged towards a thin branch full of ripe fruit. He stretched his hand out and his fingers brushed it as he leant further and further over the fence. He almost had it, he just needed-

“Roman Sanders, what on earth do you think you’re doing?!”

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you bring me home

Harry loves a lot of places.

All of them he’s collected throughout his life, who have managed to bury themselves into his heart and make themselves at home. There was the willow tree in the field behind his childhood house, the one with the sleepy branches that seemed to encase you in; Gemma and he would always take their lunch out there when they were kids, and he’d always take his books to revise when he was a teenager. There was the library a couple of minutes walk away from his university that always smelled distinctly of citrus and dust, with the old receptionist who always said hello even if she couldn’t remember his name, where he’d always stick his earphones in and write until his hand hurt, or type essays until his eyes were dry. There was the arena that he’d visited countless times with his Dad to see his favourite artists perform, where even from a young age he was able to lose himself in the music and feel like he was properly alive and free. And then there was her.

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100% legit Stingy callout post

- is a prince
- and a king
- is pretty and clean
- really loves and cares about his friends
- extremely careful of his stuff!!
- especially of his lil piggybank???
- he treats it like a real pig, and protects it with his life????
- just look at that big ass lock on it:

- he has the (singing) voice of an angel
- can play the recorder, guitar, harmonica, and the saxophone
- he’s so talented??
- looks like a miniature fancy richboy from the 50’s
- especially with that lil car
- prolly collects old artifacts from the 50’s/60’s
- hes so retro??????
- im love him???????
- alot?????????

Feel free to add more!





Which is kind of fantastic in every possible way and I can’t tell if I love it for the symbolism or hate Clamp for shoving it my face in every single plot arc and laughing silently as I didn’t know I was looking at the literal cloning device the entire time. 



Very surprised

that Syaoran WAS, in fact, created as a clone to collect the feathers.

His extreme endurance and willingness to throw himself in harm’s way to collect Sakura’s feathers, which I was concerned about constantly, was programmed into him from the start. WHICH IS CONCERNING IN ITSELF, because DOES THAT STILL COUNT AS PART OF HIS PERSONALITY?


It’s not a shocking twist, exactly, but it reaches right down to my heart and pours gasoline all over it because WAS ANY OF THIS SYAORAN’S CHOICE AFTER ALL?

Syaoran made the choice to save Sakura, and he made every individual choice to collect each feather, and he made the choice to sacrifice his relationship with Sakura in order to be able to cross dimensions. 






And the real stinging wound is Syaoran technically never CHOSE to throw himself in harm’s way to save Sakura. He WANTED to, yes, but that was because someone else FORCED him to want to. 

Every single decision he has ever made was FORCED by someone else. 

But if he still THINKS he made those decisions, is his personality still fully formed?

Would he have made the same decisions without Evil Wolverine’s programming?

Would his personalty have grown in the same way?

Does it even matter if he has no choice? Is Syaoran still Syaoran no matter what programming he has?





Was it ONLY the mindcontrol sections that had Lava Lamp Guy influencing Syaoran? Or did the presence of his soul affect the development of Syaoran’s own soul?

Flowers don’t make up for this, not really


The planet was forest-filled and flower laden. Lance glanced at anything that caught his eye, wandering from market stall to market stall. 

An alien man waved at him, showing off a lovely collection of jewels, each shimmering with their own light almost. 

A sparkling aqua gemstone grabbed his attention, which seemed to simmer in the planet’s sunlight. 

Lance reached towards it. It was a necklace, he realized. It was attached to a silver chain, similar to earth styles, but more tightly linked.

Then he realized that he couldn’t pay for it. He sighed, stuffed his hands in his pockets, and glowered at the offending piece of jewelry.

A purple-toned hand grabbed the necklace in front of him, and another hand gently placed some form of currency on the table.

“Here,” A voice purrs, the purple-toned hands gently placing the necklace and a purple flower in Lance’s open palm. “Take this. It’s not every day I encounter such beauty.” Lance looks up in surprise, and he stares into the face of the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen.

The alien smirks, closing Lance’s open palm and closing the Blue Paladin’s open mouth with a gentle finger.

“It will look good on your skin. Farewell. I hope to see you again someday.”

And the man walks away, his long white hair swishing back and forth, leaving Lance lovestruck and dumbfounded. 

i can finish this later lmao

vainillatae  asked:

jaebum 30 + 32

drabble prompts: I’m so deeply in love with you.” [ 30 ] + “I can’t stop thinking about you.” [ 32 ]

love you | jaebum

His voice was so soft and hushed, trying his best to not wake up the other boys. Jaebum took in a deep breath and took a moment to collect his thoughts.

“Jaebum? Are you sure you’re okay?” You questioned, unsure as to why he would call you at 3am.

“I woke you up, huh? Sorry.” Jaebum mumbled, stalling himself from saying the words he wanted to say.

“It’s okay.” You mumbled, the tiredness evident in your voice, “I assumed you calling me at 3am meant you were either drunk or you need to tell me something important.”

“Second one.” He replied, his voice quiet.

You went silent, indicating that you were awaiting his words.

Jaebum took in a deep breath and he nervously ran his hand through his black locks, “I can’t stop thinking about you.

You raised an eyebrow, perplexed by his statement, “You can’t stop thinking about me?”

He nodded before realizing you couldn’t see him, “Uh, yeah.”

A small laugh escaped through your lips, “And whys that Jaebum?”

It went silent, he froze.

Jaebum was irritated with himself, all he had to do was say a few simple words. But those few simple words could change everything… change it in a good way or a bad way and his mind kept on telling him the outcome would be the latter.

He let himself drift off into his thoughts once again, contemplating if it was wise to spill out his heart… his feelings.

“Hello? Jaebum???” You spoke impatiently, sleep was calling you.

Jaebum snapped out his thoughts and without thinking he let it slip, “I’m so deeply in love with you.

It was now your turn to become silent once again. His confession caught you off guard, never in your life would you have thought that Jaebum would fall for you. It seemed unlikely and extremely unrealistic.

“You sure?” You questioned.

Jaebum shook his head at your doubts, “Of course I’m sure,” He replied with slight irritation, “I want to take you out tomorrow and prove it… if that’s okay.”

“Yeah it’s okay.” You said softly, you paused for a bit to collect your thoughts, “It’s okay because I’m so deeply in love with you too.”

And your words made him smile so brightly.

swashbucklery  asked:

Honestly the parts of Legends where they are disasters who never pick up their socks and leave the dishes in the sink just charms me to no end. Like of course Ray made a chore wheel; the entire kitchen was just Sara's infinite collection of discarded sweaters and Mick's empties. They were all raised by wolves & I love them.

okay so if stein is anything like my dad, he’s constantly the one doing the dishes and the laundry because he literally cannot live like this. it’s driving him out of his mind. and like oh boy is he fucking pissy about it too but everyone is fairly content to ignore him until ray is like GUYS THIS ISNT FAIR IM MAKING A CHORE WHEEL. 

First of all- everyone but stein and amaya (who is also Very Tidy, thank you) are like WHAT THIS IS SO UNFAIR YOU CANT MAKE US RAY WHAT THE HELL and ray is like we are going to be a family and family means CHORE WHEEL. 

now i want us all to discuss that nick nicky pasta fasul zano has, in his real life, never done a dish. not once. not a single dish. you hand him a dish and a bottle of dawn and he’s gonna just hand it off to his mom, and then, because she is an italian mother, she will praise him for even remembering to hand her the dish and not just fucking leave it wherever god this is a broken system. it’s broken

anyway, i imagine nate is the same. like cooking he’s fine with, but dishes? he’s like UGH CANT I TAKE OUT THE TRASH?!?!? I HATE DISHES. UUUUUUHHHHHGGGHHGUUGHH and sara is like listen fuckmeat i did the dishes last night if you dont do the dishes tonight you’re gonna wake up without a face and nate is like UGH FINE and does them, begrudgingly, but also ALWAYS does them wrong not even on purpose he’s not that clever he’s just bad at doing dishes and so stein always has to redo them. 

eventually certain names are removed from certain parts of the chore chart- nate doesnt have to do dishes or laundry but then has to cook and deal with garbage more. mick isn’t allowed to cook because all he makes are sloppy joes. sara is banned from laundry because she put too much starch in ONE TIME, ONE TIME OKAY, and she’s also not allowed to cook because all she makes are dinosaur nuggets and captain crunch. which was FINE for the kids i BABYSAT, so maybe you should all be a LITTLE MORE GRATEFUL. 

amaya cooks like an old lady grandma and makes mostly veggie loaf. sweet vegan baby. 

everyone laments that they miss kendra’s cooking bc kendra actually decided to learn how to cook in the 50s and it was SO GOOD. they kidnap her and are like please make dinner. we’ve had nothing but dinosaur nuggets for 3 weeks. and kendra is like well uh- you want to maybe call next time??? 

ray is also mostly vegan by choice in terms of eating so amaya’s always happy when he cooks and everyone else is like UGH TOFU SCRAMBLE I HATE YOU RAY

jax, ray, stein, and amaya are the only 4 that can do any of the chores without somehow ruining it for everyone, jax yelling I HAD A SINGLE MOTHER SO UNLIKE SOME OF YOU I HAD TO LEARN HOW TO BE A HUMAN BEING and sara like WELL LA DI DA LOOK AT THIS FANCY BITCH

force ghost len shows up for hanukkah dinner, critiques the latkes, and then leaves

edit: I FORGOT RIP BECAUSE HE WASNT THERE FOR THE CHORE WHEEL BUT HE WOULDVE BEEN SO DAMN PROUD. he may have even given a fond grin for a fraction of a second, which is high praise from an english person

rain, rain, don’t go away

Pairing: Bucky x reader

Warnings: Rain, swimming pools (idk guys roll with it i’ve been writing a lot of pool-centric fics ¯\_(ツ)_/¯), mentions of a therapist ???

A/N: For @nataliarxmanxva ‘s writing challenge!! She said this was one of her favourite prompts, and I was super nervous, but I actually kinda really like this?? Idk,,,, If there’s mistakes, I’m sorry !

Prompt: Getting caught in the rain

(if you like making love at midnight,,,, im sorry i just think of this song whenever someone mentions anything like the lyrics lmao)

i don’t bite!

Originally posted by gajo1987

Bucky just needed a minute. Just a minute alone, to collect his thoughts. It had been a rough day with the in-house therapist Tony had hired. AJ had said it’d take longer for him to feel like he was getting better if he didn’t let people in. They had said something about a safe space, and finding his, but at this point he’d stopped listening.

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anonymous asked:

hi can you rec some nice todoroki/midoriya fanfics? i discovered @todoroukis fics because of your art and im a huge fan now... i need More

goT U!!! here are some of mY favs:

  • how would you feel by celestialfics which is my first tododeku fanfic and i was (am still) so in love. wedding date fic, super in character + the FLUFF
  • lions in cages, a heartwarming future fic which is also by celestialfics but like everything by them is so good just. yeaH U KNOW IT
  • the sun hung from a string is a collection of prompts and HONESTLY this has me crying x10 + also smiling its a beautiful mix of fluff and angst
  • demolition lovers, quirkless shouto au ITS SO GOOD angsty but also fluffy and its jst. wow
  • a burger and extra salty fries aka the twitter verse fic that everybody needs. so casual & light (yet still in character) and i remember laughing so much. the sequels are also gold
  • ok so u know i was skeptical of the villain!deku au at first bc i thought it would be ooc but free-falling by amaimai is PURE GOLD. so realistic it might as well be canon tbH wait no
  • what is right and what is easy by theroyalsavage, a triwizard au that i absolutely LOVE
  • you called it home ALSO by theroyalsavage and ughghghhff pining shouto. clutches chest
  • flowery language deserves way more love its so so dear to my heart. businessman!shouto, poet!izuku
  • aandddd self promo but MAYbe maybe read my fic? your arms around mine, an insomnia fic gTG

im in love with so many fics but thats all foR NOW i hope this suffices <3