im in love with his collection

a collection of my favourite gay memes: 

- i am a TWUNK a combination of TWINK and HUNK 
- so which one is the x and which one is the x (but replacing it with increasingly ridiculous comparisons a la the ‘feudal lord’ discourse) 
- using bland straight people names to express frustration with the hets eg ‘well, DEBORAH’
- move, im gay 
- ‘[mild inconvenience] is homophobic’ 
- macklemore invented the gays with his hit song ‘same love’ 
- macklemore died for the gays 
- macklemore didnt die for THIS 
- *touches anything* its gay now 
- calling things ‘gay’ in the same way straight people do because reclaiming things that are used to hurt us is what we do 
- ‘as a cissexual heterogender……..’ 
- acting disgusted when ur straight friends do anything pda 
- ‘not to be a stereotype, but-’ 

add ur own memes pls its part of our culture 

my fav thing is how people think tyler seguin is cool and collected and confident to the point of cocky when really he’s just a giggly mess of a boy who loves puppies and who has a pretty blush on his cheeks whenever the attention is on him like looks can be deceiving im telling you that boy is soft !!!!

STAAAHHHPPP OMFG IM SCREAMING JAEBUM IS REALLY JUST OUT HERE COLLECTING CATS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH😩💗🐱🐱🐱💁🏻‍♂️

Flowers don’t make up for this, not really

HI IM WRITING A FICLET OFF MY OWN LANGST PROMPT, THAT ONE WHERE LOTOR GIVES LANCE A FLOWER EACH TIME THEY MEET YOU KNOW THAT ONE


The planet was forest-filled and flower laden. Lance glanced at anything that caught his eye, wandering from market stall to market stall. 

An alien man waved at him, showing off a lovely collection of jewels, each shimmering with their own light almost. 

A sparkling aqua gemstone grabbed his attention, which seemed to simmer in the planet’s sunlight. 

Lance reached towards it. It was a necklace, he realized. It was attached to a silver chain, similar to earth styles, but more tightly linked.

Then he realized that he couldn’t pay for it. He sighed, stuffed his hands in his pockets, and glowered at the offending piece of jewelry.

A purple-toned hand grabbed the necklace in front of him, and another hand gently placed some form of currency on the table.

“Here,” A voice purrs, the purple-toned hands gently placing the necklace and a purple flower in Lance’s open palm. “Take this. It’s not every day I encounter such beauty.” Lance looks up in surprise, and he stares into the face of the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen.

The alien smirks, closing Lance’s open palm and closing the Blue Paladin’s open mouth with a gentle finger.

“It will look good on your skin. Farewell. I hope to see you again someday.”

And the man walks away, his long white hair swishing back and forth, leaving Lance lovestruck and dumbfounded. 


i can finish this later lmao

Biscuit | Alfie Solomons

This was just going to be a snippet but i love dogs so much it turned into a full blown essay. Also, I feel like this is the same girl from ‘The Messenger Boy’ imagine.

“Alf… you’ve got a dog.”

“I do love, yeah.” Alfie half mumbled in return with a toothbrush lodged in his mouth. You could smell the peppermint from where you leant in the doorframe. He was half dressed and there was a dog sat to his side turning its head with every movement Alfie made.

“Since when.”

“Oh, ages.”

“Ages? Was he here when I stayed over last?”

“Yeah, love, he was, yeah.”

“Why didn’t I see him?”

“Oh, he comes and goes as he pleases, don’t he.”

“… so he ain’t your dog?”

“No, he is, right. He just lets ‘imself in an’ out.”

You looked at Alfie a little baffled as he leant down to spit out toothpaste and rinse the sink.

“What’s his name then?”

“Biscuit.”

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100% legit Stingy callout post

- is a prince
- and a king
- is pretty and clean
- really loves and cares about his friends
- extremely careful of his stuff!!
- especially of his lil piggybank???
- he treats it like a real pig, and protects it with his life????
- just look at that big ass lock on it:


- he has the (singing) voice of an angel
- can play the recorder, guitar, harmonica, and the saxophone
- he’s so talented??
- looks like a miniature fancy richboy from the 50’s
- especially with that lil car
- prolly collects old artifacts from the 50’s/60’s
- hes so retro??????
- im love him???????
- alot?????????

Feel free to add more!

Qrowin!Jelsa for @knightsquall and @shinamatsuoka 

I think I just need excuse to draw Elsa in Atlas Specialist uniform

listen up this is why i hate this book the secret history 

  • goddamn HENRY WINTER (what kind of name is that jesus christ) who translated like three books before he turned 18 and plotted to murder a classmate using mushrooms (MUSHROOMS) knew jack shit about the moon landings
  • “when did this happen?? how did they get there???” i swear to god
  • francis abernathy with his even fancier name sitting on a windowsill eating cherries straight out of a jar 
  • admits he doesn’t even like them while still eating them
  • henry winter gardens?? what the fuck
  • these are the most pretentious fuckers on earth i hate them so much i love them so much i just
  • bunny corcoran is a pie thief someone report him to the authorities
  • PALAZZO. THEY ARGUED ABOUT MURDER WHILE IN A PALAZZO IN ROME
  • endless supply of cigarettes goddamn
  • do we all hate bunny?? do we all love bunny?? who fuckign knows
  • bunch of fucking teenagers running around in bed sheets and shit in the vermont countryside 
  • did they actually have an orgy??? henry never answered that. i want to know
  • nobody tells bunny anything
  • nobody tells richard anything
  • nobody tells anybody anything
  • richard sitting there like a kid who walked in on his parents having sex when charles and camilla did the thing in the kitchen
  • did henry actually collect plants from around the murder site or did i dream that
  • richard: i love you. camilla: thank you. richard: i love you so much. camilla: thank you so much
  • pretentious fucks

great critical role things: when laura arrives from an award show in episode 34, all glammed up, and the collective reaction from everyone is just awe from everyone. you’ve got travis, who’s just like “thats my wife shes so gorgeous im so lucky”, you got taliesin who just covers his face in awe, matt who’s jaw drops, same with sam, and marisha is just squealing, and ashley who just says “you look so pretty!”

true to twin form, liam just raises his eyebrows and nods

i love these people and the way they love each other so much

Happy birthday to our sweetest cinnamon roll, Otoya! <333

Originally posted by yamazaki-cherry

“When I fall in love, I am very straightforward about it. I am engrossed in it[…] My secret feelings come out ahead and I don’t even realise it.”

–Otoya Ittoki, UtaPri ASAS Booklet

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Words describing Otoya: cheerful, bright, warm, happy, energetic, moral, determined

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Basic info:

Height: 175cm

Weight: 60 kilos

Blood type: O

Birthday: April 11th

Zodiac: Aries ♈️

Instrument: Guitar

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“I have always loved singing. Whenever I hold a guitar, I would strum along. Otherwise, I’d just sing as it is.”

–Otoya, from the Memorial “I feel like I have found a companion” (the first one you unlock while playing his route in Repeat)

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Otoya’s aesthetics

Otoya’s guitar is one he’s had for ages. When he became an idol, he thought of buying a new one and he did, but he never parted with his old one. To add to that, when he feels like recalling old memories he made with his old guitar, he’d just take it out and strum a few songs, loving the happiness it gave him.

If needed, Otoya would purchase fast food but he always prefers a meal cooked at home with love. Especially if it’s something he likes.

He loves all forms of sports but enjoys soccer the most. He and Syo have several matches against each other. He also likes baseball, basketball and swimming.

He loves going out travelling. He’s down for any trip to anywhere! He loves adventure! He usually asks Syo or Ren to accompany him though.

He enjoys playing video games. Especially ones like Mario Kart and Harvest Moon. He also plays Pokemon. When he plays in the multiplayer mode, it’s usually with someone from STARISH.

He enjoys fishing, eating watermelons and morning jogs during summer. He would buy everyone popsicles although they didn’t ask him to.

He likes going for free food events and ramen eating competitions. He even collects points for stores so he can get something he likes for free later.

His Hogwarts house is Gryffindor.

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“With a full-throttle smile, let’s aim for tomorrow!

Let’s make a 1000% spirited peace sign!

I’ll say it this time, that two-word phrase.

My heart just can’t help but fly!

I’m captivated by you.”

–Otoya Ittoki, BRAND NEW MELODY

too-many-goddamn-fandoms  asked:

For the honesty hour thing: So, how did you fall in love with Sakuya, and want attracts you to his character? Im interested in this!

Lol girl did I ever tell you that I love you?

It took me awhile to answer this because I needed to collect my thoughts about it. AHAHA TAKE A SEAT EVERYONE. Okay gosh where to begin….. THIS IS LIKE THE INTERVIEW I WAS WAITING FOR. HA.

Well, as some people know I wasn’t extremely fond of Sakuya when I first started Servamp about….7-8 months ago? I didn’t hate him or anything, just didn’t really care for him at first. (but that kinda goes for quite a bit of characters really, but everyone grows on me at some point. ^^)

I think what really got to me was after learning about his past and how it affected his motives, relationships and current situation in the series.

So many aspects about his characters just make so much sense but I feel like are just kinda looked over……. probably cause his backstory was kinda glazed over real quick, in my opinion at least. (Like why dammit? I have so many questions still, this series can’t do this to me.) It just really kills me inside, especially the more I thought about it and the more I think about his character.

I’m gonna kinda express some of my new random thoughts on his past , cause this intrigues me oddly: (Kinda theory time right now whoooo) AND ALL IS WHAT GIVE ME SO MANY FEELINGS MY GOSH.

Just thinking about the extent of the abuse he must’ve suffered is something that really boggles my mind…… We know it went on for years, those 6 years before his “death” and then probably a few more before that obviously, when his sister was still alive. Who’s knows how long she had to endure it though? She was much older, Sakuya was about 9 at the time, and she appeared to be High School (or maybe Middle School can’t really tell with the uniform.) 

She was also the one covered in bandages after all, and we couldn’t see any visible scars or injuries on Sakuya. So she obviously took all the beatings so he wouldn’t have too most likely but after when she died I’m sure things got worse for poor little Sakuya.

But this is my other biggest thing about the abuse he went through…

How come he never tried running away?

We all know his parents threatened to do the same thing to him as they did to his older sister, but could he really not just try and leave before anything happened? Maybe not until he got a bit older.. but still….

Was his parents that controlling? I doubt his parents even cared enough to hunt him down if he did run away…. So why didn’t he try? Did they really keep him that locked in? Its so hard for me to imagine him being and feeling that hopeless, did he have zero fight inside him?

It’s hard to imagine him not fighting back in the slightest. But he could have been a very different person back when he was human too, of course. Maybe more meek and submissive… again who knows. (To be honest, I am extremely curious about to what most of the vampires characters were like before they were vampires and who and what they did before as well.

But anyway, do you think Sakuya put up with it…

Because it was ALSO a loyalty thing??!? I’m making no jokes here. Hear me out, even if he hated his parents(I’m sure he did obviously, even though he never explicitly said he did, because we had Tsubaki tell his story, and not Sakuya.)

Do you think he never tried running away or whatever, because he just felt like he just couldn’t? Like he was betraying something? Maybe not his parents, just because “They are my parents…. whether I like it or not. I have to listen to them…

But maybe because of his sisters death? Like he felt like he had to endure it like she did for him?? I mean…. he was told:

“You don’t want your sister’s death to be a waste, right?”

YOU GUYS GET WHAT I AM SAYING HERE RIGHT? History can repeat itself….

(This boy is gonna kill me with his conflicted ass)

Maybe there wasn’t actually much physical abuse doing those years… Maybe at least for as long as he did what they said and stayed out of their way and kept their secret. But I kinda already talked about this part in a post about what I think happened to his parents after he became a vampire. (I am very sensitive about this topic alright?)

We know they killed his sister so they could get insurance money(ughh so sickening) but did they really try to kill Sakuya for more money? They would only be two people at that point…… so that’s why a part of me is like, “there’s gotta be a greater reason.” The best conclusion I came up with was “They killed him because maybe he tried to TELL someone.”

Think about it. Sakuya hates lies, he had to lie his whole life basically. He takes it very serious and to heart. WE KNOW THIS.

We know he only kept it a secret because he was threatened and didn’t want his sister’s death to be in vain…. But maybe he eventually cracked under all the pressure… And maybe tried speaking about it or was planning too and then… That was also the day he died…… Damn…. I just stabbed myself in the heart.

So yes, his past is a big factor on why I found him so interesting initially when I was new to this fandom/series, I was really hoping we would see his past elaborated a bit or learn more and see what he does and how on earth Mahiru was gonna “save him.”

I could go on and on about these two as well. Not in a shippy way…. but friendship or romantic, considering his past it makes sense to why he’s attached to Mahiru. Again in another post where I “defended his character” I guess you could say, I talked about how Sakuya’s “screwed up friendship methods” and how he really dug himself into a hole. -__- But I was saying its almost hard to blame him for going about the way he did. BECAUSE IT JUST MAKES SENSE SADLY.

Sakuya is a real lonely and distant kinda guy. After he sister died I’m sure he didn’t have much light in his life then. No one to talk too, no one who understood. No one who loved him. I’m sure growing up during those 6 years he was probably afraid to get close to anyone. What was school like for him then…. did he really have no friends at all for 6 years? It’s crazy to think about right? His childhood was anything but normal…. 

But then he received a “second chance” after Tsubaki found him and I’m sure Mahiru’s kind-hearted nature really drew him in, it’s not wrong for him to really want a friend, yeah he did go the complete wrong way about it, but unfortunately lies and deceit is all he knew how to do. He found some light in his life, and he was willing to do anything to hold on to that for as long as he could. Also HE KILLS ME because he regretted lying to Mahiru so much and did all the awful things he did/said, BECAUSE HE WAS HOPING MAHIRU WOULD HATE HIM and have his Servamp KILL HIM because he felt that was the only way to apologize for everything. and BOIII did that really kill me. AND THEN MAHIRU FORGAVE HIM STILL and now look at where he is with his conflicted loyalty….

YOU SEE WHERE I AM COMING FROM AVI!?!? AHHHH.

-inhales- ALSO ONE THING I NEED TO GET OFF MY CHEST BECAUSE THIS REALLY BOTHERS ME. Before ANYONE says “Mahiru is too forgiving about the whole fake memories thing and shouldn’t have forgiven Sakuya or be his friend.” Cause I HAVE heard someone say this and it makes me angry.

BECAUSE then you are ALSO SAYING:

  • Mahiru shouldn’t have forgiven and accepted Kuro for his past and all his sins and regrets, that he never shared with him. Also for attacking Mahiru that one time, lets not forget.
  • Mahiru shouldn’t be friends or ever trust Lawless because he’s killed so many eves and killed all of Tsubaki’s subclass and who knows what else he’s done?
  • Mahiru shouldn’t be finding a way to stop Tsubaki without killing him, because he’s not worth it.
  • Mahiru shouldn’t be trying to save Tsurugi either because he’s also done bad things.
  • AND SO ON.

SO SCREW EVERYONE WHO SAYS THAT. Cause you’re basically saying NO CHARACTER deserves happiness. -exhales- Sorry I just feel very strongly about that and I forgot to mention this in my defense post awhile ago. I feel better now~

So about Sakuya’s damn conflicted loyalty between Tsubaki and Mahiru. How are things gonna go from here?.WHICH ROUTE MY GUY? I WANT TO KNOW.

Tbh he’s kinda similar to Tsurugi in a sense (a certain someone kinda opened my eyes about that) that the whole “afraid to start something new because this is all that I’ve ever known and honestly I don’t know how to feel anymore?” kinda sense.

Although Tsurugi is debatablely the saddest character in servamp right now (backstory and current situation and all ARE WAYYY more painful.) 

What? Just cause Sakuya is my fave didn’t mean I’m completely biased about him. He sad. But not the SADDEST. I just thought I would mention this cause the parallels kinda fascinate me.

I WANT SAKUYA TO TAKE SOME ACTION. HE’S FREE NOW RIGHT??? What’s he gonna do now??? What’s he planning to do!?!? STILL WAITING HERE.

. Ughh its probably gonna be awhile until we get anything about Sakuya again. Which is fine. Cause its not his arc right now.

 WE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS IN THE MANGA. MUCH MORE PRESSING THINGS INDEED.

But still I’m extremely curious… To what he might do in the future…. I mean Sakuya and even Lilac are still running around freely unlike the other melancholy members at the moment? So will he somehow be involved with that later??? Will he find Tsubaki??? WHERE ARE YOU MY BOY?

Ughh I’m having Sakuya withdraw lol… I hope he gets to do something exciting or important soon…. Tanaka strike is TEASING ME by putting him in so many recent official arts but then NOT IN THE ACTUAL STORY. WHYYYY. (well we do see Sakuya in a recent bonus chapter so….)

I HOPE THAT MEANS STRIKE PLANS TO INCLUDE HIM AGAIN SOON. I’ll take it as foreshadowing *sobs* Strike obviously hasn’t forgotten about him….so JUST waiting and watching now.

Waiting and watching….

Sorry, that got so angsty above I wanted this post to be positive too.. So here are good/fun things I like about him:

  • Even though he character design absolutely baffles me(yes I mean the hair) I gotta say I really love it~ His hair is really something original that’s for sure. HA. His design also helped immediately catch my attention to him also I may have a bit of a “stripes bias” ahaha I own A LOT of stripe shirts myself lol always have and always will.
  • He owns a lot of pink accessories and wears pink a lot too! LET. BOYS. WEAR. PINK. YES. YOU. GO. MY. BOY.  He rocks it fight me.
  • He’s cool and I’m kinda curious on what his subclass ability is. If there is even one for him. Weapons seem to be his specialty. (F.E knives, chainsaw(which I am still trying to figure out how magically pulled out in AN ELEVATOR!?! And can make a sword outta blood apparently.

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 But I don’t really trust the animes canon….) Also his little black strap things have a function??? THEY ARE ALIVE. WHAT

  • Look how happy Mahiru makes him. His smile is precious. He loves his friend so much I cry. I want them to be together and be friends again.

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Originally posted by sleepynyashnekomancer

  • All the Tsubaki and Sakuya shenanigans make me laugh. One minute he’s crying to Mahiru “please don’t kill him” and the next you’re trying to put the guy into a fox trap. What even boi.
  • WANTS TO BE CALLED SAKKUN HOW CUTE IS THAT.
  • Has the best “yandere” expressions.
  • HE PRETTY STRONG and has great potential to be truly terrifying and useful. UNLEASH THAT POTENTIAL YOU GREEN EMO CHILD.
  • Another random thought I had was what would have things been like if Mahiru did choose to tell Sakuya about Kuro in the beginning like he originally planned? Might’ve still gone down the same way. But who knows?
  • (I could keep going tbh)

But for now I’m just gonna sweat about the BIGGER MATTERS THAT ARE CURRENTLY HAPPENING IN THE MANGA RIGHT NOW. HA….

Thank you for asking Aviiiii~ <3

ww link: sweet and kind, helpful to his grandmother, but can be a little sarcastic and lazy sometimes especially if you’re sassy to him like tetra

tp link: down to earth country boy, is always nice and gentle, loves animals, always the mediator when people get in an argument, only gets mad when his friends are in danger and then he’s a force of nature

botw link: i’ve just started playing botw and thats why im making this post but im getting the impression he’s completely naive and clueless about everything, very curious, wants to collect everything and stop and look at everything. never gets bored

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More merch for me! I ordered some stuff by @aileine from Redbubble (a mug, a notebook, some stickers, a print, a pillow) and I’m the happiest bean rn because my Eruri-collection keeps growing and seriously…her stuff is amazing and looks awesome on the products *__*. The quality itself is also very good!

If only the Eruris themselves could keep away from my stuff =__=

They take couple-baths in my tea (til Erwin farts at least)…

…and they try to take glances at my notebook. Those fuckers.

mxfelixgenesius  asked:

I LOVE THE HOST SM HE'S! MY AESTHETIC!! I LOVE HIM SM IM SOBBING anyway do you have any hcs on his and warfstache's relationship (not in that way to be clear, i just want to know how their dynamic would work yknow?)

i feel like it could go two different ways! either host finds wilford’s energy to be a bit too much for him, or host is calm and collected but a lowkey sass master around him. i dunno, i never really thought in depth about their dynamic before! i think it would be really cool to see them interact a lot more! 

on another note, i feel like wilford forgets that the host can’t see sometimes and he ends up yelling like “what are you, blind???? oh….. oh my bad….” lmao

Post-Serum Steve Rogers

Can I please request a smut fic? Post serum Steve and you are teenagers and have been best friends forever, you are both in love with each others and are going to the same college and on prom night your date ends up kissing someone else and then Steve comforts you and then you both comforts you and then you both confess your feelings and then things get smutty.
AN: Alice does not write smut I however do. I set this out of the 1940’s
Pairing: Post-Serum Steve Rogers x Reader
Author: Melody

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anonymous asked:

You're right, it's definitely an actual relationship. I didn't mean my wording to make it seem like I look down on it. And this fic (or ficlet collection) doesn't need a plot to be lovely. I just love reading about people making wach other's lives better (could be one good shared memory, or a lifechanging relationship).

look im on a fluff binge so @forovnix @skatinggays @farashasilver


Yuuri’s not quite sure when it first clicks.

Maybe it had been there since the first time he set eyes on Viktor, exuding grace and power even over a grainy cameraphone feed. Maybe it had been there since Viktor first asked him to do a scene, his expression playful and voice gentle as he told Yuuri just what he’d like Yuuri to do to him. 

Or maybe it had been the first time he dropped, and Viktor had been there to catch him. Or the first night he stayed over, existing outside the scene space with Viktor, snuggled into him in a king-sized bed with Viktor’s poodle, Makkachin, curled up beside them.

(Yuuri’s always a little grateful that Viktor gets someone in his apartment building to dogsit Makkachin around the time of their scenes. He’s pretty sure he’d be even more mortified otherwise.)

He knows Viktor’s a professional Dominant; the man sometimes takes other clients in addition to ‘training’ Yuuri. But he knows there’s something different between him and them – and not just in the fact that when it’s with him, Viktor becomes soft and playful and pliant, like a little puppy eager to be told he’s a good boy. 

(Yuuri loves that, more than he’ll ever admit.)

No, it’s also because Viktor lets him stay. Lets him see him outside of all possible personas, shows him all the sides of him that he’s tucked away from his viewers and his clients alike. He’s seen Viktor so sick that he can’t remember his own name; he’s seen him frustrated with people criticising the contents of his videos for not being too ‘hard’ enough (”There’s so much hardcore BDSM porn out there already! I want to contribute something that’s less intimidating, Yuuri, why can’t they understand that?”); he’s seen him flying and dropping so many times that he can now tell when Viktor’s in subspace without even needing to ask.

And through it all, he cares. Cares so much that his heart may just burst.

His phone pings with a message from Viktor. I can’t wait to see you this weekend, it says, with a long string of heart-eyed emojis, and Yuuri laughs as he types out his reply.

I can’t wait, either.

Because now it’s clicked inside him that this is something he wants for a very, very long time, and he has to prepare some way to tell Viktor that.

So with a smile, Yuuri grabs his laptop, and begins looking up collar sites.