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Paying for an home alarm monitoring service is a waste of money

Ive been investigating residential burglaries for over 10 years. Myself and every other cop I know does NOT pay for a burglar alarm monitoring service. Why you ask? Because most burglars are in and out in under 5 minutes. The alarm company has to call the house, then after they dont get an answer, they call the police. Then the dispatch center has to get the details, set up the call, and dispatch an officer. The quickest I have ever seen this process is about 8-10 minutes from the door being breached to an officer on scene.

If you want to make your house more secure, you can do a few things that burglars notice. a very large dog bowl at the front and back doors gets noticed, even if you dont have a dog. Also burglars avoid detection at all costs. Very obvious camera placement is a very good deterrent. Also wifi doorbells that have two way communication work well. There are many more, but alarm monitoring is a waste of money.

Edit*** Since people have asked me what is a good set up for home security without paying a monthly fee….I am a big fan of smart home technology….I specifically go with smartthings. I can trigger lights based on motion sensors, I have wifi enabled cameras that I can access on my smartphone that can trigger lights and alert my phone. I still have an alarm system in my home, I just dont pay to have it monitored. Everything I listed does not have a monthly fee. Basically I am the monitoring service for my home, and im much quicker than a dispatcher calling another dispatcher.

~ still not gay ~

Word Count: 2 800

Genre: chat fic, coming out, coming to terms with sexuality, humour

Pairing(s): phan, tiny mention of kickthestickz

Warnings: swearing, so many spelling/grammar mistakes (all on purpose as it’s a chat fic), mentioned homophobia, sexual humour (not a lot)


crabstickzzz has added PJ to the chat.
PJ: what?
dannyboy: chris and co. think im gay

A/N Shout out to the (formerly) ~ still not gay ~ chat, thanks for not believing I was straight. (Loosely based off my own unconventional coming out.)

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  1. what a beautiful day to not be in high school 
  2. i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix 
  3. my life is a constant balance between seeking attention and shying away from it once i get it 
  4. 2030 is as far away as 2000 
  5. im tired of things costing money 
  6. wearing a black bra and black underwear cause im a fierce bitch
  7. my hobbies include putting my pajama pants on as soon as i get home 
  8. is ur name wifi because i’m feeling the connection 
  9. im fake and rude but I’m also really honest and kind 
  10. im literally tired 30 hours a day 
  11. can I skip to the part of my life where I’m financially stable and have someone to sleep next to every night
  12. i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm 
  13. days that I eat pizza are always good days 
  14. i wanna be nice but you’re a bitch 
  15. proud member of the “I don’t draw in my eyebrows” club 
  16. talents: eating 
  17. should I wear all black or all black today
  18. netflix is my social life 
  19. legalize marrying pizza 
  20. i have too many shows to watch maybe i should drop out of my life
  21. i don’t get drunk, i get awesome. 
  22. im always hungry or tired 
  23. i need $$$$ not feelings 
  24. when nothing goes right, go to bed 
  25. me 99% of the time: what the fuck is going on 
  26. occupation: queen
  27. people suck 
  28. im just an asshole with feelings 
  29. i don’t mind being alone, i just hate feeling alone 
  30. the difference between my opinion and yours is that you’re wrong
Music Tag ⭐

you can tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people. no skipping.

thank you so mucchhhhhhhh for tagging me @glowingjinjin and someone else tagged me on my old blog to do this but i IM SO SORRY!!!

i recently reset my phone so i dont have a huge variety of artists

1. Fronting - SEVENTEEN
2. Mind Your Own Business - Ailee
3. Me Like Yuh - Jay Park
5. Starboy - The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk
6. Good For You (International vers.) - Eric Nam
7. Woo Hoo - Mamamoo
8. That’s What I Like - Bruno Mars (this song has never been the same after jjh)
9. Paper Heart - f(x)
10. Rain - BTS

tagging: @vsooh, @preciouseokjin, @sleepyhyuck, @mybinnie, @uriwoojae, @kinghyojong, @acuteproficiency, @tolseo, @makkeuga, @ilysmjhope, @ilysmjeno, @johseo, @haechance i actually think u were the one who tagged but i wasnt sure about it :’/, (YALL DONT NEED TO DO THIS IF U DON’T WANT TO)

OOC - Please Read!

WOAH yeah I know an actual post from me what a surprise :’) 

I would like to formally apologize for my unannounced hiatus from writing there for a little while- things really got chaotic with home and school and I had next to no time to take care of myself let alone get on Tumblr. BUT THE SEMESTER IS OVER NOW IM SO EXCITED

I’m going on a week long service trip to Michigan tomorrow, however, but I’m making this post so that when I get back I can finally respond to threads, post starters, and most certainly message you all back that have graciously taken the time to reach out to me! The reason why I plan to do all this when I get back is because I sadly won’t have wifi when I’m up in Michigan, so I can’t really get much done ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’ve noticed a few of you like/reblog my old starter call post, but I would say that one is outdated and I should take it down so please,


And a special shout out to:


I did not forget you my lovelies! :’) I know I was plotting with a few of you or at least in the middle of a conversation, so by all means message me if you would still like to continue those conversations! I’ve been MIA for so long I wouldn’t be surprised if you all hate me tbh ಥ‿ಥ  

Oh yeah, and for those that want it seeing as I’m nearly 100% available there, my skype is may-bellini 

Please let me know who you are though so I’m not adding random strangers!

OH and one more thing- I’ve seen all you new followers ಠ‿ಠ you are all most certainly welcome to message me if you aren’t comfortable in liking or reblogging this post if you’d like to interact! 

I honestly miss writing as Jacob so much asdfghjk. Please feel free to give me all the things to reply to. You guys honestly have no idea how excited I am to finally be back AA A AA A !!

anyways for those who havent caught on im driving home to georgia tomorrow for my aunt’s billionth wedding and while i should have wifi ill be sparse until i get home monday tbh (also my birthday is the 19th!!!!!)

decahectokilo  asked:

old english and italian soda

Old English : You’re stranded on an island, who do you bring with you?

my iPhone, wifi box and surge protector and cable.And an endless supply of like..teriyaki chicken so i can get fat as hell no one is gonna see me so im gonna live my best life

Italian Soda : Describe your dream date

taking me to disneyland! we have lots of fun! you touch my peepee on like its a small world or whatever like we get freaky and crazy at disney and then we go dine at a sushi buffet and you blow my back out and we rewatch big little lies in your seaside home, butt flapping in the wind and we are high as fuck!

I feel so loved omg I got so many IMs
I didn’t know the Philippines made it to international news
Dont worry everyone I’m fine!!
I don’t have wifi at home rn because we don’t have a modem in my dad’s apartment where I’m staying for two weeks while he visits but we might get one by tomorrow!
We’ll be back to our regularly scheduled IC reblogs and shitposts by then
Y'all stay safe too, wherever in the world you are!

~ Pesky

anonymous asked:

when i stay at home all day i get bored and sad and i just need to get out of the house but i dont really want to hang out with my friends or have any money to do anything and i get too anxious when im out bynmyself and i just don't know what to do

Have you tried the library? I had some summers where I was at the library all the time! Because it’s still getting out of the house, but there is wifi and books and you don’t run into too many people! Quite nice ☀️

unfortunately on the biggest weekend of eurovision i won’t be home to liveblog with you all! im going to stay with my grandma who lives in this small country town and her house has no wifi and i won’t be back until monday (sunday for the rest of the world lol) 

i bought some internet to use there but its not a lot and i think tumblr might use it all up very quickly! i’ll probably be on discord or twitter idk. so yeah. if you see anything posted from my blog dont stress its just my queue which im too lazy to make a tag for. sorry. 

just letting u guys know incase you message me and i dont reply for a while im not being mean ok

stay fab


anonymous asked:

im late im a bad mom but you started ur training/new job (i think)!!!! hopefully the wifi there isnt too bad and youre doing ok 💞 how is everything so far??

there’s Good wifi at home but no wifi @ office so i have 2 use my mobile data HAHA everything’s been ok!!