im hilarious actually

mystrade in thirty different AU settings (x):

  •   [30/30] TESCO AU

As far as young Sherlock Holmes is concerned, Tesco is absolutely perfect for running experiments. It’s full of stuff he can use and he can always be sure Mycroft will rather just pay for everything than show up personally in that kind of establishment.

Sadly, Sherlock doesn’t consider one of most annoying Tesco employees - Greg Lestrade, who either is taking his job way too seriously or has a crush on Mycroft. Sherlock finds both options equally disgusting.

What if Aaron was just a little bit taller than Andrew? Not even a few inches, just a few centimeters. You can barely notice it but it’s there and it makes Andrew so mad. Aaron holds it over him f o r e v e r

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Sam and Damien

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Fangirl Challenge: [4/40] Romantic Relationships » Peyton and Jake

“You can’t just fly to Savannah and then get in my head all over again, tell me you want to stay and then ask me to marry you. Well, why not? Because…I might just say yes.”

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Anybody else remember the time when BB were forced to go acapella when the CD broke and they dealt with it like the kings they are?

Snowbaz texting AU II

HI GUYS!! Wow the response from my texting one shot was so positive and a heap of people wanted me to continue this (I wasn’t going to but since I got asked so nicely), so here’s part 2! I don’t know how many of these are going to be done/when they’re going to be done, time will tell i suppose. Sorry if it’s not great, I just finished exams yesterday and it really wasn’t fun lmao. 

SIDENOTE: none of these are going to follow a certain story or anything, they’re going to be random. thx dudes

(part one) (part three)

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me: what’s your favourite colour?

me: favourite animal?

me: what do you like to do in your spare time?

puff: it’s literally 2am what are you doing?

me: well I’ve been thinking about you and who you are an what you like

me: that sounded less weird in my head im sorry

me: also are you a boy or a girl? or like nothing? my friend Agatha says it’s perfectly normal to not have a gender

me: puff?

puff: did you not read my text when i said it’s literally 2am

puff: some people have to sleep

me: actually it’s 2:10 now

puff: go to sleep.

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puff: im a boy and i completely agree with your friend Agatha. not having a gender is okay

puff: favourite animal is bat

puff: and my favourite colour is green

me: good morning puff

Ive written myself into a corner.

can people give me advice on how to turn a white fuckboy into sllightly less of a fuckboy?

while still giving the first impression of a bit of a white fuckboy?

Oh my god exy fans thinking Andrew and Renee are dating.