im having too much fun with this shit

i wish i could do things right and i wish i had motivation to get up

Beauty and the Beast? (not really) Pt I

Note: this is kind of a funny thing and not serious at all. It’s just here for the lols :) and few things will be different from the original story.

The breeze floating in through the window was warm, offering no respite from the heat of a summer’s day. Sunlight painted the wall in a soft shade of yellow and dappled over the curtains that swayed softly and brushed against the wooden floor. Despite it’s simple beauty, Mare wished she was anywhere else but here. This town, simple and sweet, was a little too quaint for her liking. Everyone was ridiculously happy here and it annoyed her to no end.

She wished for adventure, like the heroine’s in her books. The fearless ones who met any challenge head on. Being a thief was surely worth a good rush of adrenaline, but the people in this town didn’t mind much if she swiped at roll sitting on the baker’s window, or snatched up a few bolts of thread for Gisa. Once, the baker gave her an extra roll when he caught her dangling from the windowsill with her spoils still in her grip. It was ridiculous. When she had lived in the Stilts, thieving was dangerous. You risked death whenever you slipped your finger in a pocket.

But still, as strange as it sounded, Mare had enjoyed the chase. It gave her day purpose. Now living in the French countryside, life had become dull and quiet. Sure there was the stupid chirping of those birds every morning and the happily whistled tunes from the market, but Mare had learned to tune those out lest she scream in some poor farmer’s face.

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 I’m a sucker for customized Pokemon gyms in Pokemon GO so here are some I’d love to see/help create one day, (including gen3, not including legendaries, but imagine how sick it’d be if we could put THOSE in gyms…):

  • Eeveelution gym: Eevee, Vaporeon, Flareon, Jolteon, Espeon, Umbreon (I know it’s been done and I’ve seen them but I just love them)
  • Nidoran family gym: Nidoran male, Nidoran female, Nidorino, Nidorina, Nidoking, Nidoqueen
  • Baby gym: (any combo of) Togepi, Magby, Pichu, Smoochum, Azurill, Cleffa, Elekid, Igglybuff, Wynaut, Tyrogue
  • Regional gym: Mr.Mime, Tauros, Heracross, Corsola, Kangaskhan, Farfetch’d
  • Starters gym: (any combo of) the gen 1-3 starters and their families
  • Tiny gym: Weedle, Carerpie,Wurmple, Dunsparce, Spinerak, Ratatta
  • Butterfly gym: Butterfree, Venomoth, Beautifly, Dustox, Yanma, Beedrill
  • Bird gym: Pidgeot, Fearow, Noctowl, Xatu, Swellow, Pelipper,
  • Mouse gym: Pichu, Pikachu, Raichu, Plusle, Minun, Ratatta/Raticate
  • Turtle gym: Squirtle, Wartortle, Blastoise, Torkoal, Golem, Shuckle
  • Rodent gym: Ratatta, Raticate, Sentret, Furret, Zigzagoon, Linoone
  • Dog gym: Growlithe, Acranine, Houndour, Houndoom, Poochyena, Mightyena, Snubbull, Granbull, Electrike, Manectric (I know that’s 10 but shh)
  • Blob gym: Grimer, Muk, Gulpin, Swalot, Whiscash, Ditto
  • Dragon gym: Charizard, Dragonite, Salamence, Tropius, Flygon, Gyrados

And plenty of more are possible, like gyms full of all worms/bugs/birds/crabs/seals/dogs/cats and all certain kinds of the same animal, but a lot of those would all consist of the same type so they’d be easy to take down. But still, cool to see.

And now some personal, more creative fav ideas of mine (some have more than 6 sorry) my favs are starred and I wanna make them one day irl:

  • Toy Store: Swablu, Spinda, Castform, Pichu, Whismur, Teddiursa
  • Pet Shop*: Electrike, Skitty, Meowth, Growlithe, Houndour, Poochyena, 
  • Garden: Sunkern, Gardevoir, Sunflora, Skiploom, Bellosom, Vileplume
  • Dojo: Machamp, Meditite, Medicham, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan, Hariyama
  • Valentine: Clefable, Blissey, Luvdisc, Gorebyss, Wigglytuff, Flaaffy
  • Easter: Exeggcute, Chansey, Togepi, Mareep, Psyduck, Azumarill, 
  • Halloween*: Misdreavus, Sableye, Haunter, Banette, Crobat, Duskull, Hypno, Murkrow, Cubone/Marowak, Noctowl
  • Zoo*: Aipom, Girafarig, Camerupt, Phanpy, Dodrio, Persian, Walrein
  • Forest: Stantler, Ursaring, Sudowoodo, Vulpix, Mawile, Kecleon
  • Farm*: Grumpig, Mareep, Miltank, Ponyta, Growlithe, Tauros, Torchic
  • Fishtank: Carvanha, Magikarp, Goldeen, Qwilfish, Feebas, Remoraid
  • Aquarium*: Cloyster, Seaking, Wailord, Sharpedo, Lanturn, Octillery, Huntail, Kingdra, Corsola, Mantine, Tentacool/cruel (i know that’s more than 6 but there’s a lot of good ocean guys)
  • Pond: Chinchou, Lotad, Surskit, Poliwag, Marill, Politoad, Croconaw, Mudkip
  • Tropical: Tropius, Exeggutor, Wingull, Pelipper, Crawdaunt, Kingler, Clamperl, Shellder
  • Planetarium: Lunatone, Solrock, Staryu, Starmie, Castform, Shuppet
  • Beast: Rhydon, Aggron, Armaldo, Magmar, Nidoking, Nidoqueen
  • Dinosaur*: Lapras, Meganium, Aerodactyl, Tyranitar,  Relicanth, Nidoking, Aggron
  • Gigantic*: Snorlax, Slaking, Wailord, Tyranitar, Lapras, Steelix (can you imagine what this gym would look like holy crap)
  • Elegant*: Ninetales, Dragonair, Rapidash, Altaria, Milotic, Gorebyss, Masquerain

Anyway I had way too much fun thinking of these and it took way too long, but if you guys have any more cool ideas for a six-mon gym from gens 1-3 that could become reality in Pokemon GO, please do add them! Or better yet if you’ve seen some of these, add screenshots!

anonymous asked:

Do you have any art advice? Sort of like obvious tips that all beginners should know?

Ima just give a piece of advice that you will hear ALL THE TIME TRUST ME:

Draw from Life. like seriously anything like people,animals,scenery, etc etc, so long as its from LIFE and not like a photograph. Draw what your eye SEES at that very moment an be loose! who cares if the anatomy or perspective is a tad wonky, this is just practice. and the more you practice, the better you get at it!

anatomy tips are your eyes are ONE eye apart, your elbows are to your waist and your fingers should touch around mid thigh. Gesture drawing some quick figure poses are GREAT for being loose and ALSO for forming your own guidelines in your mind

find your own source material and reference guides! Art is a PURSUED passion, there’s no ‘’’’natural’’’’ talent, just hella hard work. Sure some people may get some things a bit quicker or it comes easier to them but other things may not and they gotta work to improve at them. For me, I was tired of SUCKING at art when I first began so I made myself draw something literally everyday for a straight year, no matter how small. then I TIMED my drawings. Look up youtube tutorials, ask around, watch different shit, so long as youre willing to research and PRACTICE, you’re gonna get stuff DONE and lookin NOICE.

So like every artist has these different stages they go through the beginning ‘I’m not that great at art but it’s fun and I’m practicing and I wanna post it but im not expecting too much’ stage,  then comes the ‘hey I think my shit looks pretty nice but it doesn’t have a lot of notes do people like hate my art style orr??? what gives’ stage, then you can end on ‘god my shits bad, I mean, Ive IMPROVED like A LOT and theres some pieces I really like but loOK AT THIS, I CAN DO BETTER AHH’ stage where some people remain then you get to the ‘hey yeah I think I can make some pretty cool stuff, like I cringe at old art and some pieces now Im not happy with, but im liking my consistency now’ stage some people get to. All these stages have something in common. Your ability to look and critique art with an educated view. Your ability to recognize what’s good and bad in your work improves as you improve so like, If you think you suck and can find like a bajillion things wrong with your work? congratulations, you’re getting better at art and now the real challenge is to LEARN and PURSUE.

I know this is a lot of ‘practice practice practice!!!’ advise but it honestly is a MUST for art tbh

neighbour!renjun

tbh why r all these accounts getting hate??? I’m not saying its funny but like its low-key funny like y’know why would someone hate on a account like its ridiCULOUS! i don’t get why someone would waste their time to say that to someone. just rude honestly


- aight so

- when u were ten your parents told u that you’d be getting a new neighbour

- you didn’t really like that idea, cause old man joe was ur bestie ngl

- anyway

- when you see the moving van appear your family goes out to greet the new fam

- but!!wait!!

- a cuTIE PIE jumps out of the backseat and y'all make eye contact for 0.029029292 seconds

- you know in hotel transylvania and how they talk about zinGS

- u aND REJUN HAD A ZING FUCHSHSJ

- moving on

- so like ur family invited them over for a welcome dinner

- and your parents figured out that u and renjun were the same age

- “y/n!!! did you hear that! you guys coULD HANG OUT!”

“yes mom I heard that I’m in the same room but ok”

- renjun was dying cause u were?so?cute?

- alSO u invited him up to ur room to play 

- and y'all fell asleep on the bed together

- and tHATS WHEN

- YALLS PARENTS KNEW THAT U GUYS WERE MEANT FOR EACHOTHER

- u and renjun also go to the same school!!!

- so u guys like walk from and to school together everyday and people think u guys r dating even tho ur like 10

- yOU AND RENJUN  BECOME SUCH GOOD FRIENDS THOUGH FR

- like his parents treat them like their son in law 

- same with his parents!

- u guys just go to each others houses when ever u want cause!! y'all r besties!!

- tbh this is gonna turn into a best friend! renjun shiT

- this is super cliche but u and renjun have window in ur room that line up exactly so y'all always talk through that

- “y/n who are you talking to this late at nigh- oH RENJUN!!! NVM SWEETIE KEEP TALKING”

- y'all water each others lawns together

- “renjun u missed a spot- I WASNT TALKING ABOUT ME FUCKJSKJSK NO I HAVE TO GET CHANGED”

- always ends up in a water fight

- skip to the age of 14 whERE PUBERY IS HITTING YALL

- HARD

- like u guys didn’t see each other for the whole summer cause of travelling and shit

- but on the first dAY OF SCHOOL

- YOU GUYS DID A QUADRUPLE TAKE HOLY

- renjun glowed up so hard omFG 

- sAMe wiTh yOU

- thats when yo feelings for each other became stronger

- and things got a little more awkward

- whENEVER U TALKED TO RENJUN IS VOICE WOULD RACK AND HSJKJA

- u would always tease him

- “heY rENJuN!!”

- “y/N shUt uP”

- omfg ur parents teasing got woRSE

- “ooo renjuns gotten more attractive ;)))) whats stopping you now ;))”

- “ooooh is that y/n? u should’ve told me! thEIR GORGEOUS NO WONDER U LIKE THeM-”

- honestly y'all props knew u liked each other

- time skip 16 yrs old

- u and renjun started to drift apart

- ur parents were :(((

- u guys started to focus more on school and found new friends

- y'all barely talk through windows now 

- and barely walk to school together

- bUT!! u guys still like each other!! alot!!

- anYway

- so ur parents both noticed how y'all barely talk and decided to go on a huge family camping trip over the summer!

- so like u guys arrived at ur campsite and set up ur tents

- “ok so renjuns parents r gonna share a tent and we will share a tent 00pS THAT MEANS THAT U AND RENJUN HAVE TO SHARe A TENT!!”

- y'all knew what they were doing but didn’t complain  lol

- so like your family had a campfire

- and it was rlly fun!!

- so many jokes were shared and 

- renjun remembered why he liked u

- you were so funny!!! and beautiful!! and nice!! and perfect!!

- so bedtime right

- you guys had a 4 person tent

- so u made sure there was space between u too

- it was super awkward

- buT u guys had a really long and deep talk

- “im a little sad we don’t talk that much anymore”

- “yea,,,me too,,,, its really sad cause i like you an- sHIT” - honestly u would be the one saying that

- “wait,,,what”

- renjun was stoked that u liked him back

- suddenly his sleeping bag is right next to ours and he just whispers 

- “i like u too” 

- honestly u die

- y'all fall asleep next to each other just like the first night y'all met

- u wake up 2 ur parents screeching and taking pics  of y'all

- anyway imma stop this b4 it becomes a dating! renjun (which i will make later)


im rly tired lmao

ALSO I WONT BE AS ACTIVE ANYMORE CAUSE I HAVE SCHOOL AND TRACK AND OTHER CURRICULUMS SO 

ILY

- emma

delta222us  asked:

Hi! I saw that your requests were open and I really like (and thinks it's cool) your art. I know you just uploaded a lily, but I was wondering if you might draw lily reading or studying? I just think it would be really cute! You don't have to! ^-^

I have a softspot for Lily and her occasional pranks.

dating jisung!!

this and one or two more willl be the last of the dating series….

BY THE WAY THIS IS PORBS MY SHORTEST SO FAR SORRY

anyway, lets go!


- whoo boi

- ok so

- you r in the same dance class as jisung

- btw you’re actually bETTER than him!!1

- the teacher is ike trying to teach a dance but!! wait!!

- jisung doesn’t know how to do a series of moves

- so,,, the teacher orders you do go into another dance studio and teach him

- which you don’t really wanna do cause he’s so cute  but you do anyway

- so now y'all r in the dance studio

- “ok so what part of the dance are you struggling with?”

- “erg,,,the,,,uh-the part where-,,,y’know,,, where this part of the song comes on”

- “jisung thats the chorus it happens like 3 times during the song”

- anyway so ya he was finally able to explain

- and you’re teaching him

- it was pretty tiring cause it was a high energy move and you had to repeat it like 4848498 times

- after you congratulate him is when he notices your beauty

- yOU HAVE THIS CUTE SMILE AND DJDSJKJSKJS

- so for the nest 3 weeks jisung ignores you

- and u get a lil emo cause u have a teeny weeny crush on dis boi

- jk u have une massive crush 

- so u confront him about it

- “hey,,,so why r avoiding me?”

- jisUNG FELT SO BAAD CAUSE YOU LOOKED SO SAD AND CONCERNED

- so he pretty much confessed right then an there

- he kept on apologizing so

- yOU cUt hIM oFF w A kISS

- jakjkjkajkjak yalls faces were so red

- anyway

- jisung always hugs u after dance

- like 

- no matter what, he gotta get his goodbye hug

- “y/nnnnnn”

- “no ur gross and sweaty”

- he didn’t sign up to be bullied when he asked you out

- OMG WHEN HE OFFICIALLY ASKED YOU OUT

- he prepared a dance and got the whole dance crew

- when u showed up at the studio NO ONE WAS THERE

- until

- you see jisung walk in

- and start dancing SJSKSJKJSK

- THEN THE WHOLE TEAM COMES IN WITH FLOWERS ANAD A SIGN THAT SAYS “WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND”

- DHHEDJHDJH YOU COULDNT STOP SMILING

- so u go in for a hug

- aND JISUNG TEARS UP A LIL OSSKOKSOKS

- moving on

- jisungs a giant rite

- so ur short compared to him (depeNDING ON HOW TALL U R THAT CAN CHANGE)

- when u hold hands u can’t even see your hands

- and he lets u wear his sweaters n shit 

- THEY SMELL SO???GOOD??

- like h OW

- jisung is a rly emotional boi ok

- dont hurt his feelings cause

- just don’t

- jisUNG LOVES ESKIMO KISSES

- HE JUST COMES UP TO U AND NUZLES UR NOSE EAJAKJ

- k tbh when you guys first met he was shorter than u

- and he has pics of it an d teASES U 25/8 

- “ahhehhahHHAH you were taller than me look at me now”

- “stfu atlas i can dance”

- “i- true”

- YOURE HIS #1 BESTIE ON SNAPCHAT

- YOU GUYS ALWAYS somehow reply right away

- kind of creepy but its guc

- once for a date, jisung suggested a horror movie 

- cause his hyungs said to

- big mistake

- JISUNG WAS MORE SCARED THAN YOU

- HE WAS LITERALLY SQUEEZING YOU AND LIKE HIDING HIS FACE IN THE CROOK OF YOUR NECK

- you thought it was cool until u feel smth wet on your shoulder

- jISUNGIE IS CRYING FUCKSKS

- you stop the movie an d cuddle

- that!was!your!first!time!cuddling!ever!!

- you were the big spoon

- but then you became the small spoon within a couple of minutes

- lMAO OK SO ONCE JISUNG WAS EATING WITH NCT

- AND YOU WALK IN THE RESTAURANT NOT KNOWS HE’S THERE

- y'all make eye contact for 0.00000001 seconds and suddenly all his hyungs r whistling and teasing him

- man all he wanted to do was eat some fries in peace

- lMAO ALL YOUR FRIENDS WERE PUSHING U TO TALK TO HIM

- u were ready to die tbh

- once u challenged jisung to a dance battle

- and beat him

- and he cried

- the suddenly taeyong comes and challenges u

- u also beat him

- and he cried

- JSJSKJKSJ IM SORRY

- jisung is such a cute bf though

- he will do anything for u

- like dye his hair green cause u told him u like grass

- LMAO TRU STORY

- but u made him dye it back to his natural colour

- jisung loves back hugs

- so much 

- he just wraps his arms around u and rests his head on your shoulder

- JISUNG IS BORN IN 02

- HE IS NOT 

- going to have a “fun time”

- he can’t even be kissed on the cheek with out blushing and stuttering

- y'all aint slick 

- anyway

- jisung is a precious bby

- he loves u with all his heart 

- and u love him too

————-

tbh im kind of emo cause i can’t write scenarios FOR SHIT sjkalklksl and I’m gonna stop doing dating au’s 

maybe i should do a drabble game? but its too hard to think of ideas cRAP

whatever imma just see what happens i guess

- emma

Feels.. so much feels

I played this game for fun..

For shits and giggles..

But V route…

Ray..

He’s so precious…

I wanted to save him…

I wanted to help him..

NOOOOO

OH GOD WHYYYYY

THIS ROUTE MESSED ME UP

HE DESERVED BETTER

I SHOULDN’T BE THIS ATTACHED TO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS BUT HERE I AM HAVING ALL THIS FEELS

this was an emotional rollercoaster… I’m now emotionally scarred.. excuse me while I’ll go cry myself to sleep


Update: But at least I got the good ending… doesn’t feel like good ending after all that happened..


anonymous asked:

how old were you when you were in your edgy anti-sjw faze and how did you get out of it and become the great guy you are now?

ok so this ended up being more personal than i thought but im not ashamed of any of this so im ok with people knowing about it

gonna be 100% honest i was kinda shitty even in the first half of 2016 but it was a super gradual change that happened because i became internet friends with a whole lot of other lgbt folks. ok, actually i might have to get a bit heavy here, sorry if this is rough to listen to but its part of it. ive talked about it before but mid-2016 was around the time when i started getting chemotherapy for testicular cancer.
now, dont worry, testicular cancer, when found around the stage when i found it, has like a less than 5 percent chance of death. and im now far enough away from my treatment to know that it was completely eradicated and im totally fine. but i still had to go through surgery to remove a testicle, which fucking sucked, by the way, and a month and a half later i learned i had cancer in my lymph nodes too so i had to go through chemo to fix it (theres a good chance that when you get the testicle with the tumor on it removed you’re just good but that didnt happen with me). 
this also happened to coincide with what was supposed to be the end of 12th grade (i failed two classes, still gotta pass those but, y’know, depression n shit which was by the way already there and still is and thats making it difficult but im going to by the end of the year). what this meant was that pretty much everyone i knew from school was out and still is. they were kinda shitty. so i got on tumblr and met some real nice folks, including a fair bit of transgender people, who up until that point ive never talked to.
throughout the entirety of my chemo treatment i went on here mainly for the funny jokes and shit like that to keep me distracted. and then one day i was on omegle and i met @petbud, who was already in this part of the website and i started making posts of my own, i gradually got more critical of shit i was used to just because i started going on here more.

this website isnt perfect but if you stay critical of it, too, especially as a white cis male, you learn so much from alternative perspectives that you never even thought about. honestly i feel like i was in the perfect age to benefit from a few different perspectives without being hurt by some of the things on here. i feel like if i was on here earlier it would have fucked with me more tbh but as it stands its made me a much better person, without exaggeration. i used to be the stereotypical redditor, making fun of genders and shit but im not any more and im really really glad about that. 

anonymous asked:

I haven't seen SU and im genuinely curious as to why you dislike it?? Could u explain why?? (Hope this doesn't come off as argumentative, I know u get a lot of shit from a-holes on this site)

i have an entire blog dedicated to the show’s problems if you wanna check it out. Also fun fact, i was the original su critical blog bc i was sick of losing 50 followers for complaining about su.

But if you want to make it brief: it does almost everything wrong and really fell apart after its first 2 seasons. Bad lessons, too much focus on less interesting characters, really bad writing, the show constantly sticking to the status quo, poor action scenes and choreography, bad comedy, boring plots, tension being lost because everything goes back to normal at the end of the episode (god the Wanted arc was infuriating), anti blackness, lesbophobia, unprofessionalism from the writers, aaaaaaaaaaand i don’t get why we never got to learn centipeetle’s name

anonymous asked:

You know how you said you don't wanna be in a relationship cause you wanna be free and not tied down and have fun. Why is that you can't do all those and still be in a relationship? Like if you were comfortable with your partner and didn't feel held back?

Because in a lot of relationships people are dependent on eachother and want to 100% totally consumed with one another and they are usually the only person they talk to and their only friend and then they become toxic obsessed jealous possessive and when they break up they do the dramatic most and no offense that doesnt sound fun to me THATS NOT EVERY RELATIONSHIP but thats most before people get in their feelings😂😂 So when i can find someone who is as independent as me and who makes me feel free and who doesnt stray away from their friends to concrentrate on ME ONLY and isnt jealous and possessive then its all good BUT i aint forcing nun ……

@ any rate i am Young I want to spend my time meeting different kinds of people a relationship is something that is supposed to be serious and i am not ready for that im too concentrated on school and myself im not someone who seeks a relationship i dont want that i dont care for that people make their world revolve around that shit and im tired of hearing about it 24/7 theres so much more than that! Its a beautiful thing when its true love but ur life shouldnt focus on that….. I have lots of fun i do everything with my friends and by myself i am good where i am

anonymous asked:

Ooh this picture of the boys leaving for the BBMAs has my heart doing something crazy! My seven little ducklings off to steal some hearts and careers! I'm just like "Babies be safe, be careful, be happy, have fun, stay healthy, make sure you eat and sleep, don't listen to anyones shit, don't make me have to fight somebody, I'll be 1,959.9 miles away in Atlanta if you need anything!" I'm so proud! I'm so happy! I might start crying when I see them on the big screen tomorrow!

AHH I KNOW!!! IM SO EXCITED TOO ITS HAPPENING SO SOON OUR BABIES ARE GOING UP ON THE BIG SCREEN OF HOLLYWOOD UGHHHH THEY’VE COME SO FAR I CANT BELIEVE HOW MUCH SUCCESS THEY’VE GOTTEN BUT ALSO SO RIGHTLY DESERVED SO MANY EMOTIONSSSSSS