im gonna stop myself there

i’m so upset about the sex scene in the carmilla movie because elise and natasha didn’t have to go that fucking hard they didnt have to be so godddamn extra like using all that tongue and biting each other and kissing thighs and shit y’all didnt have to do all that for us to get the idea that you were gonna bone. fucking??? natasha kissing elise’s boob??? keeping the eye contact while going down???? all the moans??? fuckingg,, elise putting her whole body onto the movement when laura was fingering carmilla…like bitch she didnt have to do the whole motion because we arent dumb we can easily figure out what happens even if you decide not to move and yet y’all really had to grind up on each other like that and then fucking focus on natasha’s obvious cumming face y’all didnt have to go thatf cuking hard bitch you alkfhj didnt have to do that to us,,

HE

liionkid  asked:

Hamilton planes au

100% Y E S 

WASHINGTON AND BURR ARE SECURITY CHECK

LAURENS IS A PILOT

THOMAS AND ALEXANDER TRAVEL ALOT AND LEAVE THEIR WIVES/HUSBANDS HOME ALONE ALOT

THOMAS AND ALEXANDER MEET EACH OTHER ON A SPECIFIC FLIGHT AND GET INTO A FIGHT AND IT ALL GOES DOWNHILL FROM THERE

PEGGY AND ANGELICA ARE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS

LAFAYETTE AND HERC ARE THOSE ANNOYING PASSENGERS WHO LIKE TO KNOW ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING ABOUT A PERSO-

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5sos + incorrect quotes

u know that feeling where you’re just preparing for the worst and shit keeps happening and things keep trying you and it’s like… rlly hard to think there’s ever gonna be a positive side at the end of it bc fucking god yh man mood

anonymous asked:

You got any GontaGuuji headcanons? :000

!! BOY DO I

i have the biggest soft spot for polar opposite ships so!! i love gontaguuji and they deserved more in game interactions

- i really love the idea of gonta telling korekiyo about his childhood and being away from civilisation for so long because gonta loves talking about his forest family and HONESTLY in what fucking realm does an anthropologist not want to know about that

- korekiyo really does not like bugs (as we saw in the insect meet and greet) but also he’s not a dumbass like apparently everybody else in this game, so he doesn’t outright tell gonta he doesn’t like bugs, but gonta knows, though he’s not mad about it - he’s actually just really happy that korekiyo’s trying for him 

- gonta asks korekiyo about the anthropological and historical relevance of every single bug in his lab and korekiyo, not wanting to pass up the chance to ramble and infodump about anthropology, does just that (they don’t sleep but they had fun)

- korekiyo, being 6″2, probably isn’t really used to people being taller than him, and then he meets gonta and for the first time in his life has to look up to talk to somebody

- you know in the anthology manga when their hair gets tangled together and gonta just starts carrying kiyo everywhere bridal style yeah i like to imagine korekiyo got really flustered because of that 

- and adding onto that!! korekiyo isn’t really used to affection but gonta is just a very cuddly man and korekiyo doesn’t know what to do!!!!! he doesnt know!!!!! gonta also hugs him way too hard because korekiyo is a twig 

- also i have a little theory that korekiyo’s super sensitive to the cold (going off of how much of his body is covered and the fact that he dislikes air conditioning) so i also like to think gonta is a walking heater so korekiyo is always kept warm

- korekiyo falls asleep at his/the library/his lab desk a lot because he overworks himself and gonta either picks him up and carries him to his room or just puts a blanket over him