im gonna go by myself i know it's awkward

Reasons why I keep myself from attending parties

My awkward conversation starters:

I can’t dance. It’s physically and emotionally overwhelming:

My closest friends will get drunk enough to start with the awkward flirting:

Randoms trying to flirt with me:

Music… too loud and high chance that im not gonna like it:

If you see food or candy, chances are its gonna contain alcohol (maybe other magical substances) :

*To some this might be a reason to go*

Because I know that after a few hours I’m gonna be willing to return home: