im gonna get yelled at because of this

I can finally make a collage to showcase what I like so much about Gladnoct & Regclar  (ノ´ з `)ノ

And I can’t put it into words properly. They’re both raised so differently and I know it’s my own headcanon but I feel that Regis and Clarus already did have a mutual understanding and bond from a very young age because they’re raised very differently from Gladio and Noctis who still had a very rocky relationship when it came to being King and Shield mainly because of Noct’s ‘lack of understanding his duty’ to put it bland. Both pairings are complete opposites and i love it

With the AA 15th anniversary orchestra, Athena is officially the only attorney who’s never had either of her themes covered orchestra style (even with an ENTIRE DUAL DESTINIES SUITE) and she and Trucy are the only main characters period not to have any orchestra stuff. 

I demand justice in the form of them starring in their own game. with an orchestral section.

He went out with the intention to get rid of the Hatter once and for all… but that Cheshire cat is always watching, ready to pounce… and as per usual, Tyler has to take care of the aftermath of Ethan’s thoughtless behavior..

[more wonderland AU]    •   [if you have questions…]

TUMBLR U SO FAKE

HOW YOU GONNA SIT HERE AND YELL AT ME ABOUT THAT SHIT ASS GET DOWN SHOW AND NOT TELL ME!!! ABOUT THE LEGEND THAT IS THIS 

ITS A BEUTIFULLY WRITTEN HILLARIOUS REALISTIC SHOW ABOUT TWO BEAUTIFUL DARK SKIN 20 SOMETHING STRONG BLACK WOMEN LIVING IN LA JUST LIVING THEIR LIFE!!!!!

ITS NOT ABOUT ‘THE STRUGGLE’! IT’S JUST THEM HAVING NORMAL 20-SOMETHING ISSUES!!!!! BECAUSE BELIVE IT OR NOT, WOC ARE STILL PEOPLE?!  WITH ISSUES OVER RELATIONSHIPS, WORK, FRIENDS!!!!! 

AND ONCE AGAIN!!! THEY ARE FUCKING REALISTIC

A NIGHT SCARF?!!!

so…yeah… go watch Insecure on HBO and im mad yall never told me about this in the FRIST PLACE. 

I’ve seen people say that there’s no way that Lapis and Peridot’s relationship was bad because whenever they were onscreen they were happy with each other, yet no one cares to address how sudden the change in personality was. It’s hella suspicious. Kinda like when a parent is yelling at you until their friend drops by and they get all cheerful instantly. 

All I’m gonna say is you don’t know what goes on behind closed doors. We don’t see any conflict between Lapis and Peridot regularly because the show is from Steven’s perspective, and it’s not like he lives with them. (Also, they don’t appear in every single episode, which only adds to the “offscreen development” that we’re not allowed to see. I wonder why that is.) Only in Raising The Barn do we get a possible glimpse of their actual relationship: Peridot doing everything she can to help Lapis feel better while Lapis yells at Peridot for showing any emotion. 

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logan in different hogwarts houses! this better get appreciated because ma yelled at me for staying up to make these. they were actually loads of fun and I think im gonna do some for the other sides too, but I gotta do some writing first. thank you!!

witch au head canons

@catnippackets​ made the best au ever so here’s my fuckin mass of headcanons for it im dying 

  • anyone: texts pidge at a time before 10am
    • Pidge: responds with a string of emoji magic that hexes them for waking her up
    • Lance: NO PIDGE IM SORRY PLEASE DONT MAKE THE JELLYFISH COME AFTER ME AGAIN
    • Keith: NOT MY CANDLES
    • Hunk: NO PLEASE I NEED MY PENS TO WORK
  • Keith has too many candles. He doesn’t need any more than he has. But is he buying bulk tapers that are on sale? Yes. Help him. HELP. HIM.
  • Lance’s closet is full of bottles of water he collects places. Most aren’t labeled, he just can tell when he picks them up. He never blesses them himself, he likes the ambient energy the water gives off from the places he bottles it.

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Keeping a Promise // Caspar Lee

Word Count- 1492

Summary- aka the five times Caspar didn’t kiss you and the one time he did

A/n- this is by far my favorite imagine yet, it was so fun to write. hope you enjoy!
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Being Josh’s little sister, you saw Caspar all the time. Whether you wanted to or not, he was just always around. You had a love hate relationship with the boy. You threw around insults like none other. Of course, you ended up falling for him. But he was oblivious, at least you thought he was.

~~

The first time

You were 14. It was Josh’s 16th birthday party.

“Y/n, sweetheart.” Your mom asked.

“What’s up mama?” you replied, pulling out your headphones.

“Can you go get the ice cream from the garage?”

“Yeah,” you stood up, heading out the door. You went to the freezer, searching for the ice cream, not sure which ones your mom wanted you to grab. So you grabbed them all. While you were busy trying to stack the boxes strategically, Josh and Caspar walked in.

“Y/n! Hurry up! My friends will be here any minute!” Josh screamed, grabbing two things of ice cream. He darted out of the room, towards the kitchen.

“Wanna help?” you nodded towards the other ice cream.

“Nope.” He laughed turning around.

You took one step and toppled over.

“Ouch.” You mumbled, suddenly being pulled up.

“You okay?” Caspar whispered, two inches away from your face.

“Y-yeah.” You looked into his bright blue eyes.

He looked into your eyes, then at your lips, then back into your eyes, he moved half a centimeter closer.

‘CASPAR!” Josh yelled from the backyard, “C’mon!”

Caspar let go of your arms, that neither of you noticed he was holding. He grabbed some ice cream and left. You didn’t move until your mom came in yelling at you for letting the ice cream melt.

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The second time

It was about a week and a half later. You slept in because it was a Saturday, why wouldn’t you? Once you finally got up, you reluctantly went downstairs. You loved your bed so much, but your tummy needed food. When you turned into the kitchen you were baffled by the sight. Caspar was sitting at the table eating cereal, shirtless.

“Mornin’.” He said, looking up from his phone.

“Hey,” you muttered, reaching for a bowl. You knew your shirt was going to rise up, and you didn’t stop it.

You suddenly felt a presence behind you.

“You really shouldn’t do that.” He whispered into your ear.

You turned, face to face with your brothers best friend, “Do what?” you asked innocently.

“Tease me.” You breathed, his face straight.

“What’s going on here?” Josh asked from the door.

Caspar immediately reached up for a bowl, “Just grabbing a bowl for Y/n.” he turned and went back to the table. Once again, leaving you flustered.

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The third time

You were at school, sitting in the library. You were quietly working on your math homework, when he sat next to you.

“Hello,” he smiled.

“Can I help you?”

“Someone’s moody today.”

“Just curious as to why you’re here.”

“I need help.” He said, catching your attention.

“With?”

“So you’re saying you’ll help me?”

“I never said that.”

“Okay well, no one can know so come here.”

“What?”

“Come here.” He leaned forward, pulling you closer to him. He sat there for a good 15 seconds.

“Are you gonna tell me what you need?” you said, bored of the game he’s playing.

“I really want to kiss you,” he whispered. “But Josh is looking, so I’m pretending to tell you something.”

You immediately stood up and ran out of the library, flustered again.

~~

The fourth time

You were at a Halloween party. Like any other party, you all decided to play a game. Seeing as Truth or Dare and Never Have I Ever were overplayed, you lot decided to play Spin the Bottle.

“Alright, I’ll go first,” said a guy in the grade above you. It landed on someone who wasn’t his girlfriend. This led to lots of screaming, now 2 less people were playing.

Next was a very popular girl, it landed on Josh. You grimaced, watching your brother kiss her.

“Alright, your turn Casp,” Josh said, waiting for his friend to spin the bottle.

You clenched your fists, nervous. Did you want it to land on you?

Pro- you got to kiss Caspar

Con- only because of a game

Pro- you get to kiss Caspar

Con- your brother would see

Pro- YOU GET TO KISS CASPAR FREAKING LEE

Yes. You wanted it to land on you.

It must have been your lucky day, because the bottle came to a stop. Facing you. Your breath was caught in your throat. Suddenly you couldn’t breathe. But you played it cool. He smirked, scooting across the floor. You didn’t look at Josh, you knew it would ruin this moment. Caspar leaned in, you closed your eyes.

“IM GONNA KILL YOU!” you heard, jerking your eyes open. Everyone’s head turned to the noise.

There was a loud crash, a few bangs, and lots of yelling. Two boys in your brother’s grade were full on fighting.

“Let’s get out of here,” said Josh, pulling you out of the back door.

~~

The fifth time

You were emotional. Josh was leaving. He was going to London. You didn’t want him to leave. You were sat in the living room, holding one of his sweatshirts.

“Oh, Y/n.” your brother sighed, “Come here.” He opened his eyes.

You bawled, “Why?”

“It’s a great opportunity.” He smiled, “I’m only a FaceTime call away. You’ll be fine.”

“I’m going to miss you so much,” you cried, sitting back down.

“You can keep my sweatshirt if you want,” he offered.

“I wasn’t going to ask for permission,” you giggled.

“C’mon Josh, we need to leave soon. Finish packing the car, I need to piss.” Caspar interrupted.

Josh left and Caspar was in front of you in seconds.

“Why are you crying love?’ he said sweetly.

“I don’t want him to leave.” You said quietly, not wanting Caspar to judge you.

“It’s not so bad, trust me. If you need to talk to someone, you can always talk to Theodora.” He cupped your face, looking straight into your eyes. “God you’re so beautiful.” He put his forehead against yours, you closed your eyes.

“Casp! You said you had to piss not take a shit! C’mon!” Josh yelled. You walked outside with Caspar. You hugged josh one more time. He got into the car, then you turned to Caspar hugging him as well.

“I’ll kiss you one day.” He whispered, then he was gone. And once again, you stood there, alone, flustered all because of the same blonde haired, blue eyed, South African who’s been making you feel this way since you were 12.

~~

Finally

You woke up 3 minutes before your alarm went off. You decided to scroll through Tumblr before you had to get out of the bed. You were going to pick up Josh today. It had been way too long since he had been to South Africa. Two years in fact. You were so excited to see him, but when you saw him walk out of the terminal, you got more than you bargained for.

“JOSH!” you screamed, running up to your older brother. “Oh, how I’ve missed you.”

“Missed ya too sis.” He smiled.

“Oli? As in Oli White?” you asked, peering behind your brother.

“The one and only.” He laughed.

“It’s so nice to finally me you! I’ve only seen you in videos!’ you hugged him as well.

After you let go of Oli, you saw him. Two years had passed, and he was still gorgeous as ever.

“H-hey, Casp.” You smiled.

“Hi,” he sighed happily. “It’s been way to long.”

“Yeah it has.”

You pulled him into a hug, his arms wrapping around you tightly, “I’ve missed your touch.” He whispered. He let go of you, but you kept your arms around his neck.

“Do you remember the promise you made me the last time we hugged? “You asked, smiling.

“How could I forget?” he laughed.

“So? Are you gonna keep it.” You bit your lip.

His smile faded, “Josh is going to kill me,” he went to pull away, “Fuck it.”

He attached his lips to yours, you responded almost immediately. You’ve been wondering what he tasted like for the past 6 years. And it was better than you had imagined. He tasted of mint gum with a hint of alcohol. You loved it. You could taste that forever. He licked your lip, asking for permission. Which you gladly gave him.

“Okay that’s enough.” Josh said, “I’m allowing you to be with her, you could at least have the decency to not eat her face in front of me.” Josh threw Caspar’s bag at him.

You giggled mouthing a thank you to your brother who just smiled.

You clung to Caspar the rest of the day, you’ve been waiting 6 years, and you couldn’t wait any longer to be all over that boy.

2017 dylric things pt 2

-dylan has a spotify playlist for eric which keeps getting longer because every time he hears a song that reminds him of eric he’ll add it in

eric: *pointing his phone at dylan* “do it”
dylan: “im not gonna do it”
eric: “just do it”
dylan: *sighs* “hey guys im dylan and today i’ll be doing the fire challenge"

-eric would post dylan shooting his gun on his fucking snapchat story or something

-eric’s a reaper main on overwatch

-and when his team’s losing he gets so angry he turns on his mic to yell abuse at everyone

-dylan listens to twenty one pilots but only on the down low bc eric ROASTS him for it

eric: “come over and watch the new prison break episode with me tonight”
dylan:
eric: “did you watch it without me dylan i thought we were watching it together if you even THINK of spoiling it think again because i will rip your fucking head off and-”

italian holts headcanons

me? projecting? yes 

•  so im gonna say sam holt is the italian one because sam is a common nickname for salvatore and colleen just sounds really. not italian to me 

• so sam has an italian mom and a not-italian dad which explains why his last name is holt and not beneventi or castiglione or something 

• pidge and matt are third generation italian american so their great grandparents came from italy 

  • pidge is pretty sure they have family in the mafia somewhere down the line even though sam is pretty sure they dont 
  • pidge: “dont fuck with me i have mafia connections” 
    matt: “katie nO WE DONT” 
  • matt: “hey dad… how do we know YOU arent in the mafia?” 
    sam, exhausted: “matthew Please just eat your meatballs and stop talking” 

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anonymous asked:

Black hat working as undercover boss would be so weird because he has like three employees one of which does all the work and he'd get recognised instantly when he starts yelling at flug

i like the idea where flug just instantly knows but plays along anyways while 5.0.5 and demencia are completely dumbfounded by his disguise and they dont realize until he actually reveals himself

okay so today i was at an event and i saw one of those like hate-mongering hyper-christian old dudes with the signs that say shit like “GOD HATES x REPENT NOW. YOU ALL ARE GOING TO HELL” and you know, he had his little microphone and his little amp and was yelling at us all for sinning or some shit so naturally i ran up and grabbed the mic and yelled “I LOVE GOTH BITCHES” through his pa and the guy got really pissed and angrily snatched the mic out of my hand and as he did he like latched onto my thumb and just started like FUCKING it up and i was like “dude calm down you’re gonna like break my thumb” and he was like “yeah I’m gonna break your thumb” which took me by surprise because you would expect these guys to be all about turning the other cheek but no this old fuck was like legitimately pissed off that i yelled “I love goth bitches” in his mic and he was like actually trying to break my thumb. at that point I was able to break free and get away and luckily it didn’t escalate any further than that but the point that im trying to make here is that i love goth bitches

Sentence Prompt Masterlist (3/18/17)

I just did a “send me a sentence and I’ll add 5 (or so) more” and here are the results. this was fun…would you like to see this again?


“It’s called music, you asshat.”
“It was indeed a baby.”
“Please stop dabbing.”
“Why are you like this?”
“You can’t trust a man in yellow.”
“"Y/N, explosions won’t solve all your problems,“ Nat criticized impatiently tapping her foot.”
“I’m really drunk, please help me.”
“I think my am’s broken.”
“Why are you standing on your head?”
“You suck, Tony. Yebut Kaktus.”
“I may be an idiot, but I’m your idiot.”
“Pump up the jams, Steve, it’s time to get Monopolized!”
“Damn Jefferson Spaceships!”
“No one has the right to be that talented and attractive.” Look theres a second one i did because im trash
“Metallica is the question and the answer.”
"Y/N… Why is Bucky wearing a bunny onesie while munching on a carrot looking like a pissed bunny?”
“What the hell was that for?”
“What? I had to imrpovise.”
“I just fainted and you’re already yelling at me?”
“I have social anxiety, blame that, not me.”
“I love you, but my arm has died.”
“That’s it, I’m slashing his tires!”
“I’m gonna fucking punch someone!”
“Don’t test me, bitch.”

yalocalesbian-deactivated201709  asked:

Yes i do want more of nicky and matts friendship tysm

pls ok im gonna post this and probably cry at the same time but 

PART ONE HERE

  • matt and nicky go grocery shopping together whenever they can 
    • it’s mostly so they can ride the cart down the aisles. 
    • bonus old meme: matt asks if nicky wants doritos, nicky rides the cart up to him while yelling “I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS” 
    • vegetables? what r vegetables? 
  • they’ve both gone to concerts together before just because they could
  • matt comes to visit erik in germany sometimes, with or without dan
  • to expand on that: matt and erik get along GREAT 
    • (s/o @delphyc
    • they end up being gym bros lbr 
    • and they both love adrenaline rushes 
    • so whenever dan and matt come to visit it’s this big ordeal and they all go travel places right??? 
    • matt and erik climb mountains. bungee jump. zipline. climb cliffs 
    • one time, they even decided it was the perfect place to dive from 
    • so dan and nicky were just left there when matt and erik literally ran and dove off the cliff, like the idiots they are 
    • when they did, dan and nicky both yelled “THATS IT WE’RE GETTING A DIVORCE” at the same time 
  • matt goes to clubs with nicky when erik can’t and it’s beautiful 
    • one time they went and 20 guys hit on matt and nicky had to fend them off a drunk and bisexual matthew boyd to save matt from becoming a corpse when he went home to dan
  • nicky and matt have coffee dates too lbr 
    • they go to the library and get coffee then go tan in the grass and drink coffee or smoothies
    • sometimes they split a giant cookie or something
  • nicky’s arms are freckled and the first time matt notices he yells “FRECKLES” and it becomes his goal to poke every single one on nicky’s arm
  • also, i know i mentioned this earlier, but i feel like it deserves some elaboration….
  • whenever matt walks in on nicky and erik skyping he runs into the shot and yells “ERIK DID U KNOW UR BOYFRIEND IS GAY” 
    • nicky: “SHUT THE FUCK UP MATT” 
    • erik: “nicky? really? is he telling the truth? are you gay? why didn’t u ever tell me?” 
    • matt: “YEAH WHY DIDNT U EVER TELL HIM NICKY????” 
    • nicky: “i hAT E YOU BOTH”
    • erik: “that means he loves us, matt.” 
    • matt: “aw we love u too nicky!” 
    • nicky: “i’m serious. i hate u.” 
    • matt, squishing nicky’s face with one hand, leaning over nicky’s shoulder: “he’s so adorable, isn’t he, erik?” 
    • erik: “very.”
    • by now nicky’s frowning but blushing and matt’s grinning and he kisses nicky’s forehead and shoves his head 
    • erik: “no kissing, matt.” 
    • matt: “sorry, erik. he’s just so kissable. and gay.” 
    • erik: “only i can kiss him.” 
    • nicky: “well-”
    • and that’s how erik started to be a little jealous of matt, even tho he loved him still
  • look. matt and nicky are the purest bros to ever bro (aside from matt and neil. nothing can beat matt and neil. but matt and nicky are a close second.)
I Hate You

-Yuta Nakamoto

Originally posted by ohbaibeeitsyou

You and a few others from your group of friends had been sitting in Yuta’s house. You were on the counter in kindergarden position looking through your phone.

“Hey Y/N me and the others are going out to buy food, you’re cooking tonight right?” Taeyong asks.

The way Yuta’s kitchen is set up allows you yo turn yourself fully around on the counter.

“Uhh, yeah. Make sure to get what’s on the list by the door.” You explain.

“Tell Yuta we’re leaving, he’s upstairs in his room.” Taeyong tells you before leaving then he goes straight out the door.

You sit on the counter for a little while not wanting to see Yuta’s face. After walking straight to his room you push the door wide open not caring about knocking. He is laying in bed on his back, shirtless looking at his phone. Yuta turns to you quickly.

“Why are you in here?” Yuta says with an angry voice.

“It’s a free country.” You say while turning your back to him sitting on his bed.

“….well get o-” he tries to say before being quickly interrupted.

“I CAME IN to tell you that Taeyong and the others went to go get food for me to cook..so…im probably going to poison your food.” You say yelling at the beginning, laughing at the end.

You lay down slightly against the edge of the footboard of his bed. “Sooo..are you gonna leave orr?” Yuta says with a blank expression his eyes avoiding contact with yours. “No. Only because I’m petty and won’t let you win.” You say getting more comfortable on his bed.

Just as you get situated you feel something hit the back of your head. Your hair flies forward and you see what had been thrown at you. It was a pillow. You pick up the pillow and turn to Yuta, “This, this is the best you could do?” You make an unimpressed dafuk face. He sits up and smiles forcefully, “Well what do you expect me to do?” It seems as if time had froze the two of you just stare at each other. To break the silence Yuta starts yanking the pillow out of your hands, with your quick reflex you grab back. You suddenly pull the pillow really hard launching Yuta forward and your arm and the pillow fly back too. “Wow I didn’t know my own strength” You say staring at Yuta who is spread across the bed, his face near your legs. With a quick movement Yuta grabs you and pulls you down onto the bed. You wrestle each other for the pillow which is sandwiched between your legs. Yuta starts to move your legs apart so you clench tighter. But he’s too defiant over your leg strength. Once he gets your legs apart you lift and hold yourself up using your elbows.

Breathing heavily you look at Yuta “That was uhh FUN,” You say with a lot of emfisis on the ending. “Fun? I think we could do better than that..” He says moving slightly closer. “Umm what do you mean, hehe” Getting uncomfortable you shift a bit away from him. “Well you know, we haven’t really done anything worth remembering since we met” Yuta smiles at you climbing on top of you. “Yuta what are you trying to do here?” You look him dead in the eye. He says nothing and just starts kissing you. His kiss was aggressive as if he’s been waiting to do this like it was something he wanted badly. You kiss back not knowing what to do and having a bit of curiosity. “Oh I’m that irresistible?” You say smiling. “Sure you could say that” Yuta starts kissing your neck and chest making his way down your body. You let out a deep breath when he kisses your stomach. You start to realize maybe this is something you’ve wanted as well, since you aren’t stopping him. Yuta unbuttoned your pants tugging them to remove them. You soon discard of your shirt and bra. Now you are laying there in your underwear. Once you reposition yourself on Yuta’s bed he comes onto the bed grabbing onto your hips. He pulls you closer to him and he spreads your legs wide open. “Oh what a pleasant surprise Y/N, you’re all wet, it looks like you pissed yourself.” Yuta says looking down at your area still holding one of your legs. “Yeah I bet you like it, creep.” You push yourself closer to Yuta wanting him to do something badly.

He pushed your panties aside and starts eating you out. He earns breathy shaky moans from you. He’s really good sometimes he’ll stop and blow cold air onto you. Once he does you let out a short whimper. Yuta grabs your boobs and starts playing around with your nipples. Giving you a greater more enjoyable sensation. He randomly stops and positions himself on the bed, “Ride me” He says in a demanding voice. You obey his command and climb on top of him. You start to bounce slowly at first. You lay your face in the curve of his neck and start to suck on his shoulder to muffle your moans leaving a hickey. Yuta moans quietly your moans covering his a bit. You start to bounce fast your moans getting louder. Once you reach your high you ride it out. Yuta’s moans get more and more shaky and quick. You take Yuta’s cock in your hand and rub it with a fast pace until he cums. His head falls back as he thrusts his hips into your hand making him moan loudly.

You both lay back in the bed and you hear foot steps downstairs. Yuta gets up and goes to his bathroom. You grab your clothes and quickly put them on. You shuffle out of Yuta’s room fixing your hair a bit fakely smiling at Taeyong.

“You okay Y/N?” Taeyong asks seeing that you look suspicious.

“I’m fine..” You say still catching your breath. In that same moment Yuta walks out of his room, you and Taeyong look up. You just awkwardly smile at Yuta avoiding eye contact.

we had some lady come through drive thru today and the order taker kept saying “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get you today?” (i know because i wear a headset too) and she was acting like she wasn’t saying anything and then she was like “is it because im black?” and then all of a sudden like the 5th time she asked she could magically hear her and the lady started calling her a liar and a racist bitch and kept asking her name and said she was gonna call corporate??? then she sped off and stopped by my window and called ME a racist bitch and other stuff i couldn’t understand her yelling and i was like 😳 and the customer at the window was like 😳 and i was like “what the fuck just happened” to the order taker and yeah that was a crazy experience