im gonna do more of these eventually

Me: *takes a deep breath*

Me, yelling at full volume: HOW DOES A RAGTAG VOLUNTEER ARMY IN NEED OF A SHOWER SOMEHOW DEFEAT A GLOBAL SUPERPOWER HOW DO WE EMERGE VICTORIOUS FROM THE QUAGMIRE LEAVE THE BATTLEFIELD WAVING BESTY ROSS’S FLAG HIGHER YO TURNS OUT WE HAVE A SECRET WEAPON AN IMMIGRANT YOU KNOW AND LOVE WHO’S UNAFRAID TO STEP IN HE’S CONSTANTLY CONFUSING CONFOUNDING THE BRITISH HENCHMEN EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA’S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN LAFAYETTE IM TAKING THIS HORSE BY THE REINS MAKING RED COATS REDDER WITH BLOODSTAINS LAFAYETTE AND IM NEVER GONNA STOP TILL I MAKE EM DROP BURN EM UP AND SCATTER THEIR REMAINS IM LAFAYETTE WATCH ME ENGAGING EM ESCAPING EM ENRAGING EM IM LAFAYETTE I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE FUNDS LAFAYETTE I COME BACK WITH MORE GUNS AND SHIPS AND SO THE BALANCE SHIFTS WE RENDEZVOUS WITH ROCHAMBEAU CONSOLIDATE THEIR GIFTS WE CAN END THIS WAR AT YORKTOWN CUT THEM OFF AT SEA BUT FOR THIS TO SUCCEED THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE WE NEED I KNOW HAMILTON SO HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO IN A TRENCH INGENUITIVE AND FLUENT IN FRENCH I MEAN HAMILTON SO YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO USE HIM EVENTUALLY WHAT’S HE GONNA DO ON THE BENCH I MEAN HAMILTON NO ONE HAS MORE RESILIENCE OR MATCHES MY PRACTICAL TACTICAL BRILLIANCE HAMILTON YOU WANNA FIGHT FOR YOUR LAND BACK HAMILTON I NEED MY RIGHT HAND BACK YEAH UH GET YOUR RIGHT HAND MAN BACK YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA GET YOUR RIGHT HAND MAN BACK I MEAN YOU GOTTA PUT SOME THOUGHT IN THE LETTER BUT THE SOONER THE BETTER TO GET YOUR RIGHT HAND MAN BACK ALEXANDER HAMILTON TROOPS ARE WAITING IN THE FIELDS FOR YOU IF YOU JOIN US RIGHT NOW TOGETHER WE CAN TURN THE TIDES OH ALEXANDER HAMILTON I HAVE SOLDIERS THAT WILL YIELD FOR YOU IF WE MANAGE TO GET THIS RIGHT THEY’LL SURRENDER BY EARLY LIGHT THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME ALEXANDERRR

here’s a long list of random prompts

-”hey dude? can you do me a favor and show me where i asked”
-”….spiders. of course it’s spiders.”
-”how the hell do you find anything in this place?”
-”what the hell is in your pants?”
-”you want me to go get what now
-”there’s no way in hell im working with HIM”
-”so you’re telling me, that out of all of our options right now, that is the plan you wanna go with?”
-”im sorry, what was it you said about vehicular manslaughter?”
-”it’s not stealing if he deserves it”
-”im sorry do you wanna repeat that
-”im not drinking that”
-”for the hundredth time, no
-”now is NOT the time for a selfie!”
-”that’s sick. how could anyone do that” “(just did That)….”
-”is planetary genocide really the answer here?”
-”yeah, about that…”
-”im sorry, but that’s pretty fucking cool”
-”that was the weirdest, scariest, most awesome experience of my life”
-”do i have to?”
-”i’ll wear whatever i want, thank you.”
-”dude are you okay? you look like you’ve got the plague”
-”this is fine, right? it’s probably fine”
-”how was I supposed to know that?!”
-”I didn’t know that was flammable..”
-”you’re kidding, right?”
-”we started at the bottom and somehow we’ve managed to sink even lower”
-”who the hell are you
-”this is a bad idea. this is absolutely a bad idea”
-”guys, maybe we shouldn’t go to this incredibly dangerous place- and you’re already gone.”
-”you can’t expect me to forgive you”
-”maybe i can’t hide, but i can sure as hell run”
-”you can’t just waltz back into my life like nothing happened!”
-”get out
-”is that blood?”
-”do i even want to know what happened?”
-”how the hell did you think that was a good idea?”
-”shut up, Satan”
-”i got my masters for this…”
-”im not supposed to be here
-”you can torture me all you want, i’ll never talk”
-”you’ll have to get through me first”
-”it’s my job to die for you. stop interfering with my work”
-”yes, im his guardian, unfortunately” 
-”well, you see, what had happened was-”
-”what the hell is that noise
-”you’ll never take me alive”
-”that’s the dumbest shit ive ever heard. let’s do it.”
-”i can’t believe you did that”
-”it’s a long story that involves a lot of blood, a couple squirrels, and one hell of a headache”
-”its dangerous” “but it’s so cute
-”have i ever told you how much I hate your guts?”
-”you ruined me.”
-”you’ll pay for that”
-”you can take everything, my possessions, my life, but please, dont take her
-”i’ll come back for you, i promise”
-”hate is such a strong word, i prefer extreme dislike
-”stop pretending to be a hero”
-”I may be a villain, but even i have standards”
-”forget the goddamn mission!
-”Im not doing this for you, im doing it for me.”
-”stay out of this
-”the devil is an asshole”
-”you got a problem with that?”
-”if you hurt them, so help me-
-”what is your damage
-”first of all, ow
-”…i forgot what i came here for”
-”are you sure it’s safe?”
-”thanks, i have anxiety”
-”sorry, but im not on the menu tonight”
-”you threatened who
-”if i wasnt incredibly happy to see you i’d kick your ass”
-”you owe me for that”
-”fuck off ghost!”
-”what kind of horror movie shit is this?”
-”oh, paranormal activity. my favorite
-”we were so goddamn close!”
-”permission to speak freely? that’s fucking stupid.”
-”how come everytime I turn around, you’re blowing something up?”
-”where did you get that
-”don’t look at that!”
-”who gave you permission to be here?”
-”hypothetically speaking-”
-”shut up you fucking nerd”
-”okay- who invited the bear?”
-”you won’t be laughing soon”
-”jeez, talk about a weird hobby”
-”dont you find that just a little suspicious?”
-”you won’t have to worry anymore”
-”i’ll take care of it, once and for all”
-”is there anything you wouldn’t do for money?”
-”fuck your eyebrows”
-”you’ve been playing this game for how long
-”could’ve went a bit smoother, but it still worked”
-”hey, we’re alive right?”
-”you didn’t bring me along for just my good looks”
-”how are you so confident about everything?”
-”oh yeah? if like to see you do better”
-”that’s not how this works! that’s not how any of this works!”
-”why are there so many dogs” “why not”
-”first of all, you ignored my dog in a bee costume, so fuck you. second of all-”
-”are you flirting with me?”
-”why do i find that hard to believe?”
-”why must i suffer”
-”SORRY I COULDN’T HEAR YOU OVER HOW HARD I KICKED YOUR ASS”

so a while ago @zerachielamora was saying someone should do this and i said i would but then i never did ???? 

sorry the text is a lil small

anyway tag yourself im the daughter

(bonus: i was originally going to draw these but i realized it was way too time consuming and wouldn’t be very good anyway but heres What Could Have Been)

Christine and Chloe eventually convince Michael to tell Jeremy how he feels
Michael decides to do it over text since he doesn’t think he could handle doing it in person

Michael: Hey Jeremy can we talk? 
Jeremy: sure whats up
Michael: This is gonna be hard for me to say but
Jeremy: hey its ok take your time
Michel: I have a huge crush on you and I’ve had it for a few years now.  Sorry.
Jeremy: shit im sorry michael but I dont feel the same im sorry
Michael: Oh right yeah sorry dude didn’t mean to make this awkward haha
Jeremy: you ok
Michael: I’m sure I’ll be fine 

Michael’s crying at this point 
Both Chloe and Christine had convinced him to tell Jeremy because they thought he felt the same
But obviously, they were wrong
Of course they were
Why would anyone like Michael
He was annoying
Loud
Stupid
A loser 
A stoner
And to top it all off now he didn’t even have a best friend 

When Michael tells her, Chloe is all ready to fight Jeremy but Michael tells her to let it go
Over time the group splits
With Michael, Brooke, Chloe, Jenna and Christine in one grou[
And Jeremy, Rich and Jake in the other
Over time the two sides of the group lose most contact
Though Chloe and Jake still talk from time to time 

In his second year of college, Jeremy works out that he is definitely bi after a few nights at a club 
In his last year of college, Jeremy realises that he was actually in love with Michael 
But it’s too late to do anything about that 

Chloe invites both sides of the group to her and Brooke’s wedding  
Everyone shows
Except Jeremy
Michael tries not to let it get to him
But it does
He’s just so angry that Jeremy allowed all of this to become so awkward between them
They were meant to be a team
Player 1 and Player 2
Who cares if it’s platonic or romantic?
He just wants his best friend back

Rich and Jake’s wedding? No Jeremy 

When Brooke has her first kid? No Jeremy 

When Jenna gets promoted to head of her newspaper? No Jeremy 

When Michael is half asleep on his sofa with a glass of wine in his hand after looking after Christine Lohst all day? Of course that’s when he shows up 

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK 
Ugh they’re gonna start to shout soon
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Oh hell yeah I’ll open it soon
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
It sucks Chlo left me here alone
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Here in this toddler’s battle zone
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
I feel a headache coming up
BANG BANG BANG BANG
Is Chloe ever giving up?
Splash splash splash splash
Throw some water in my face
Now I’m in a better place I open up the door and - 

“JeReMy!" 
"MiChAeL!”
“Wait why are you surprised? This is my house”
“Christine said it was he- oh shit”
“Christine said what?”
“NOTHING”
“You’re a terrible liar Jeremy”
“But she didn’t say ANYTHING”
Michael raises an eyebrow
“Really?”
“Ok fine well she may have told me that this was her new apartment and so I was stopping in to visit her like I usually do”
“…you usually visit Christine?”
“…yeah”
“So are you two…”
“NO NO NO she’s not my type”
“Oh”
“Yeah”
“Why are you still here Jeremy? Christine’s not here.  Unless you wanted lil Christine in which case she’s sleeping in the guest room”
“Right yeah sorry.  I’m bothering you aren’-”
“You’re no-”
“I’ll jus-”
“You don’t ha-”
“By-”
“COME IN FOR A DRINK”
“Uh what?”
“Would you like to come in for a drink?”
“Oh I…”
“You don’t have to Jeremy, it was just an idea”
“No it’s ok I’ll come in”

Michael finds another wine glass
“Red ok?”
“Red’s perfect thanks”

“So Jeremy how’s everything? What are you doing now?" 
“Oh I’m a games developer”
“You don’t look particularly excited about that? That was like your dream job”
“Oh well normally people get really bored when I talk about work”
“Jeremy you’re talking to the guy who was tempted to play apocalypse of the damned with his adopted niece this morning”
Jeremy looks at up that
“Apocalypse of the damned huh? We never did finish it did we?”
“Never too late to continue”
Both of them look at each other and then there’s a quick scramble to the living room

“I don’t know how well it’s gonna work cos I obviously haven’t played it in years" 
“Dude the console doesn’t have a speck of dust don’t lie to me you probably played this yesterday”
“Shut up Mr Games Developer”
“Touché”
The loading screen comes up and it’s just like high school again
Just the two of them
Michael presses start an-
“UNCLE JEREMY”
Lil Christine comes in
“Uh hey Chrissie”
“Uncle Michael why didn’t you tell me Uncle Jeremy was gonna be here”
“I didn’t know myself”
“Mom’s gonna be so happy”
Both men look at each other
Michael speaks first
“Uh why?”
“Because mom is always talking about how you two should have been together and now you are!”

Jeremy and Michael both go bright red and neither of them speaks
“OH NO I BROKE YOU!”
Michael manages to get some words out  
“Nah Chrissie it’s fine.  Why don’t you back to bed and I’ll come in and see you in a moment”
“But I want to talk to Unc-”
“Christine Lohst - bed now”
“Fiiiiiiiiine" 

"I’m sorry about her”
“She’s not the one who’s apparently been telling her three year old that we should be together”
“Chloe has very strong feelings about what happened in high school”
“So do I”
Michael stares at him, saying nothing
 "I shouldn’t have let your feelings get in the way of our friendship and I’m so sorry that I did.  It was stupid and I hate myself for it"
“Wait shit no don’t say that.  I’m just as much to blame as you are.  It’s not like I really tried to keep our friendship together.  I thought it’d be easier to just let it fall apart.”
“So we’re both sorry and stupid and wish we could be friends again?”
“Definitely”
“Then I’m glad to be your new old friend Michael Mell”
“And I’m glad to be yours Jeremy Heere”
“I should probably tell you something though”
“What?”
“In my last year of college I worked something out - I was an idiot in high school.”
“We already said this”
“For another reason.  I was an idiot because I didn’t realise I was head over heels for you" 
"WHAT”
“I’m sorry Michael.  It took me so long to figure it out and I just rejected you in high school even though I felt the same”
“What about now?”
“What?”
“Do you feel the same now?”
Jeremy takes in Michael
His scruffy hair, his glasses that need to be pushed up, the oversized hoodie he still hasn’t gotten rid of and looks into his eyes
“Yes" 
"Oh”
“Oh?”
“Oh”
“Well, what about you Michael? Do you still like me?”
Michael doesn’t even hesitate
“YES”
“OH”
“OH”

rad-lionz  asked:

Okay okay what about a uber happy ukulele playing MC?(lmao not really ukuleles but they're so happy instruments it's just more laughter.) Like SHES so hAPPY N SILLY ThE sUn IS jEAloUs oF HER sHiNE. JUst precious. More precious than Yoosung, more precious than V. Very hAPPY, HEALTHY, OPTIMISTIC AND IN TUNE WITH HER EMOTIONS. (None of that I'm acting happy when I'm actually sad LIKE I HAVENT SEEN THIS AND I N E E D IT???? ) RFA+V+Saeran pleaseee

ask and you shall receive, my friend! one happy cinnamon roll mc coming up!! 

hope you enjoy❤~  [side note: she/her pronouns for mc!]


zen

  • isn’t mc just the cutest??? how can one person be so happy and cute?
  • look, he literally can’t get enough of her 
  • she brightens the room, his apartment, his life 
  • anything she does is adorable, zen could probably die 
  • he becomes extra cuddly and kissy and oh my go d 
  • she has a positive outlook on anything and it totally affects him 
  • her laugh is the best melody he’s ever heard. her smile is brighter than the sun
  • she knows how to make him smile in less than 5 seconds
  • these two are the most supportive couple 
  • but also….
  • Guard Wolf Zen Activated - must protect the adorable mc at all costs
  • he hears the slightest hint of a catcall, he gives that person the death glare
  • then grins back to mc when they leave 
  • tries so hard not to corrupt her you’re gonna have to eventually, zen
  • also, im sorry, she what? plays ukulele??
  • guess what: the cutest and most giggly couple song covers!!

yoosung

  • oh my god, she’s cuter than me
  • isn’t even upset
  • is! so!! happy!! that!!! she’s!!! happy!!!
  • she cheers him up no matter what and turns everything into something happy
  • everyone she meets leaves with a smile and is more energetic 
  • rika who?? mc is the real magician
  • the ‘smiley face food’ couple
  • mc’s ketchup smiley is much better, though 
  • she makes him really feel like superman yoosung aww
  • like, as long as she keeps sticking with him, he could probably do anything
  • the animals and his staff also love her?? oh my godddd 
  • yoosung has been caught more than once just daydreaming with a smile on his face because mc is so cute
  • also what’s personal space?? when they’re together, they’re arm and arm
  • love love loves her singing and playing. it relaxes him
  • flowers minus well be popping out of these two 

jaehee

  • jaehee: *softly* holy moly im gay
  • mc’s smile is so enchanting and jaehee can’t handle it
  • just the sound of her voice makes jaehee feels invincible 
  • she aspires to be that happy
  • one day, mc gave her a cup with a little foam heart (like the pic, you know)
  • and she swears, she nearly faints
  • mc is the cutest thing
  • look, she’s so cute how can jaehee not give her cheek kisses??
  • when they get home, though, jaehee is super cuddly
  • also! mc is so supportive of her interests, it makes her feel so special and loved 
  • then jaehee finds mc playing ukulele 
  • and that she’s singing one of the zen songs from the movie they watched last night?? 
  • mc sounds? so good??
  • jaehee can’t help but join in 
  • and they’re all grins and singing, though it’s like 8am 

jumin

  • the polar opposite of jumin
  • bUT she makes him laugh!! 
  • and he smiles a lot more with her
  • it’s not just “he’s nicer” no, no. listen
  • he’s so much happier. 
  • those tangled threads? mc untangles them so easily
  • she helps him sort out his emotions healthily and help him get in tune with them
  • she even made him a little song to help out
  • he hums it a lot, because she made it for him. it also helps a lot
  • also mc is the actual cutest in his eyes, elizabeth got knocked down a peg
  • but its okay, since elizabeth loves mc too 
  • she hugs elizabeth and elizabeth meows happily
  • jumin can’t believe she has this effect on pets, too
  • it’s amazing and she always knows how to help him with anything

707 / luciel / saeyoung

  • aw no, she’s so precious
  • he can’t help but get attached 
  • and even if he tries to avoid her, she just spins it into a positive light?
  • she’s also..always like that. he’s never seen her sad 
  • he knows he has to protect her with everything he has 
  • once, during a “i’m dangerous” episode, mc brought out her uke and sung to him
  • wow that snapped him out of that fast
  • loves to lay his head in her lap while she plays the uke or with his hair and tells him stories about how happy he makes her
  • he always responds by saying she makes him even more happy
  • they like kissing like that 
  • they’re also a ‘smile while they kiss’ couple 

v / jihyun

  • this man will do everything to protect mc
  • he would give up everything and anything to keep that smile on her face 
  • but he also finds himself being more careful with himself
  • because she tells him that she would be sad if he gets hurt
  • so now he can’t get hurt nice, mc im proud
  • look mc could say “i’m sad that you can’t see..” and he’d get the surgery the next day
  • alSO he feels like he’s safe enough to tell her the truth. the whole truth
  • he thinks she’d get sad, and she is, but she still manages a positive outlook
  • and then they cuddle for a while and mc keeps complimenting him 
  • v now thinks this is what actual love feels like 
  • he thinks the pictures he takes of mc laughing are the best he’s ever taken
  • he doesn’t claim to be the sun now, she’s outshined him. in the best way
  • now he feels like he doesn’t need the sun with her around 
  • his heart squeezes at her smiles 
  • also really wants her to teach him how to play the uke 

saeran

  • he doesn’t know how to take it at first
  • she was too bright for him, too positive
  • he wasn’t sure what to do
  • but she was so supportive and kind
  • and he made her laugh once, which he really wanted to do again
  • so he did and soon she got him to laugh
  • he finds it easiest to smile when she’s around 
  • it feels like nothing can hurt him around her 
  • for the first time, he feels loved
  • also, she sang him covers on her uke
  • he loves her voice
  • now he can’t sleep without listening to her play it 

nu-blessed  asked:

Stay strong!!! Dont stop making content we need u more than ever lets make it throught this

after the crazy storm today, man, i wish all 101 the best and the top 11, despite the fact that not all, or not even 2 members of nu’est made it :( i also hope that minhyun, baekho, ren, and jonghyun maintain the recognition that they deserve and get the most out of everything after what they have been through! even aaron lol even though idk where he’s hiding lol come out pls 

also i wish i can provide more new content for you guys to watch but i’ve been busy, i’ll try to finish up sat practice hw earlier this weekend in order to sneak in some time to make videos. however, if i cannot make it in time, i’ll reblog the vids i’ve made already on this blog for the next couple days! stay strong everyone, please keep supporting nu’est no matter what happens!  ❤

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Things I love: personality swaps & hatoful boyfriend. So here i present… hatoswap. yeah

Im on mobile and I have a lot of rambling thoughts…

First, Im proud of all the loving responses from aroha. Lets continue to support moonbin and astro and keep moving forward.

I hate to say this but i had a feeling something like this would eventually happen. Especially as they get more popularity. They’re always so honest and unguarded in their vlives that it was only a matter of time til someone took something out of proportion. Netizens are always looking for things to attack. Im worried that he’ll become more cautious and closed off.
Hopefully this blows over quickly and Moonbin will be okay.

Silver lining? Astro are so well behaved this is the closest thing we have to a controversy. As a whole they’re doing fine and things are gonna be okay in the long run.

anonymous asked:

TBH outta all the idols this hurts the most? Like obviously as you and I are POC so idols are eventually gonna insult us lmao but Jackson?? Like sweet puppy Jackson Wang?? Who I thought could do know wrong? Just wow. Sorry I'm highkey bitter over this.

legit one of the worst feelings is being invalidated by another poc, so whenever an idol does something like this im more than just a little disappointed but for jackson i really thought he was better than that and i think thats why fans are really reacting to what he did

tomorrow…im making a new discord…stay tuned…mutuals+friends i actually talk to will be invited first, then ill offer it to anyone who was/is in the Other Discord, cuz i just need a more relaxed place to talk abt the mcelboys tbh and i miss the community of the old discord but this time im purging it of all the bullshit that happened last time so uhhhh stay tuned for that? if ur interested in joining eventually, just like…idk maybe have a conversation w me and ill let u in cuz im not gonna do applications this time cuz i dont want 100+ ppl in this one tbh

anonymous asked:

hi im not sure who i am, i came to the front very suddenly earlier and i dont know what to do, i dont really know what im here for or anything and im kind of anxious about what to do. i dont even know a lot about this system stuff and i dont know how to be me? how can i make an identity for myself?i dont have very good contact with anyone at all im kind of afraid... sorry to bother, this has just been a very chaotic night.

well, you could what i do when you’re not sure. just flow with everything and don’t think on it, i know it’s hard not to, but thinking too hard on it will make you feel more anxiety and feel more pressured. try to take it easy and try not to be too hard on yourself, eventually things will fall in place and start making sense. everything will be okay, i promise. take a few deep breaths. i’m here for you. you’re gonna be okay.

if you need anything else, let me know.

livelikeanangel-dielikethedevil  asked:

15 and 69???(:

Have any pets? Sadly i do not, i had some while growing up but nature takes it course and they all died eventually. I’m not responsible enough to get more 

Do you believe in soulmates? I  used to but going through horrible relationships/friendships/breakups really screws you. Tbh, im a really logical person and mature enough to know that things like this are based on personality, tastes etc I don’t think its healthy believing someone is a soulmate or, dare i say, “the one”. Like there’s over 7 billion people on earth, of course there is gonna be other people who are “just like you” or “get you”. I find that generally most people who do believe in this crap are lonely, awkward types that get attached to someone too quick. I could be wrong!  But yea, generally i hate any overly romantic stuff like that. 

Jealousy (Calum Hood Imagine)

Originally posted by hoodbum

Summary: Y/N and Calum get into a fight on night because she’s sick of Calum being out every night, in retaliation she goes to the club he’s at and play’s with fire.

Requested: Yes, by @cave2687

Warnings: swearing + mentions of alcohol

A/N: so im going into year 11 and that means im gonna be focusing more on school and exams so i’ll be on tumblr less, please understand and be patient when it comes to requests and updates, i will get to it eventually. Hope youre all doing well n are happy :) tell me what you think! Also what song do you want next from the Dangerous Woman album series? I WROTE THIS IN 20 MINUTES APOLOGY FOR THE SUCKAGE

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vampire!vernon

i was supposed to finish this yesterday but i have works to do i was like planning to drag this boy on this post but i held back the temptation yall:

  • but seriously vernon is shy like very
  • and even tho you guys are dating he’d be super shy around u
  • but he’d get use to it and actually starts showing his true self :,)
  • but you wouldnt know he is a vampire so it might take him long to actually said it to you he’s gonna be nervous abt it dude like “what if she leaves???????? what am i gonna do without her”
  • when you found out it wouldnt be from him but from somebody else and youd be kind of upset and he’s aN ABSOLUTE MESS LIKE “I’M SO STUPIDim sorry i had to
  • he’d apologize many times but eventually youd say that its ok and he doesnt have to hide anything from you no more you love him no matter what he thinks its cheesy but cant help but think its cute when youre saying it
  • ok lets get to vampire!vernon
  • “do u want a taste” offering his drink and then a few seconds later remembering that you dont drink that and apologize aGain
  • sees puppy on the street and begging for you to buy one with him with hiM
  • going to the pet store together hand in hand and instead of going to the puppy section he’d get distracted by the bunnies
  • “are we buying puppy or bunny”
  • “will you look at this white one tho, its so cute”
  • ended up buying a puppy its all ok guys
  • making scary faces to the puppy with his sharp teeths and the puppy ended up hating him
  • “why does he hate me he’s supposed to be my best bud”
  • “thats practically ur fault”
  • halloween with vernon?????
  • “i dont think we should be going anywhere” but on the inside he’s like YES LETS GO OUT AND BE ALL CUTE AND ASK CANDY FROM HOUSE TO HOUSE BC WHO DOESNT LOVE CANDY
  • you’d force him to go with you and he would thank you for that bc he really wants to go but is too shy
  • you both get in your onesie and just like that run from house to house
  • ITS GONNA BE SO CUTE
  • but the point tho would he bite you? im not sure abt this guys maybe he will maybe he will not this boy is??
  • maybe he will but when that day come he’s gonna ask like 10000000x if its fine before he actually bites you =w=
  • his mind would be filled with “HECK YES ITS TIME OH MY GOD I CAN FINALLY TASTE HER BLOOD SHE SMELLS SO GOOD ALL THE TIME THIS IS HAPPENING LORD”
  • kissing vampire!vernon though yall he’s so shy would be all pink if you kiss him on the cheek idk how red he’d turn if you kiss him on the lips
  • sURprisingly he’d be the one kissing you and it would be just perfectwtf like he doesnt even look like he’s nervous and its so nice why
  • but will turn all pink and stuttered
  • “i -i-i”
  • cut him with a kiss ;;;-;;;
  • and it may lead to making out maybe………tehehehheheheh ITS GONNA BE HOT YET CUTE AND GIGGLY
  • and kissing vernon sounds rly nice and all and you’d accidentally bite his lip too hard that it draws blood he would hiss and pull away
  • “OH MY GOD IM SORRY”
  • and he;s like all chill and “lets continue” this boy bc he cares about you more than that little wound on his lips not like he cares bc you btiing his lip is freaking hot bye i knew he is thinking like that
  • but dont forget vernon is also a sweet little boy who’s gonna hold your hand and smile while doing so and he’d play with your hair when youre sleeping next to him carefully not wanting you to wake up and caught him
  • he’d secretly talk about his feelings towards you when youre asleep he’d make sure youre actually asleep bc he’s gon be super embarrassed if youre awake
  • “i…….love you”
  • “and idk what id do without you”
  • “and that was so cheesy omg im sorry but i seriously wouldnt know what id do without you im probably gonna lose my sanity”
  • gives u forehead kiss before he goes to sleep ;_;
  • also a reminder: !!!making out with vernon though!!!

IM SORRY GUYS THIS IS LATE I HAD WORKS TO DO AND IM SO TIRED I FEEL LIKE IM GONNA DIE for more vampire!aus click here

anonymous asked:

Oh god i just neeed for liiife next part of two rotten apples!!! Like the smut parts are great, but your characters and how their relationship is moving it's just so fucking interesting!! Thank you for your writings, gonna be here, waiting for the next part 💜💜💜

omg!!!!!!!!! thank you so much for sending me this!!!!!! im happy that some of u appreciate the characters n plot, even more than the smut!!!!!!! it is a smut series but it will eventually divert from that later on :-) i wont spoil anything but it has to do with the angst so im happy that a lot of u will still read once it does