Okay, I usually don’t post headcanons, but hear me out:
My dad once saw a very big guy (like, surely close to 400lbs) stepping out of a beach house, carrying some skinny guy over his head and HURLING HIM ACROSS THE BEACH LIKE A FCUKING RAG DOLL.
All I can think of is “This is so roadrat it hurts”
Omg I like to imagine pocketsized Jungkook running his tiny hands through your hair as he presses soft kisses onto your forehead as you slowly fall asleep. Is that good? I'm gonna crawl in a hole now bye.