im gonna crawl in a hole now

Okay, I usually don’t post headcanons, but hear me out:
My dad once saw a very big guy (like, surely close to 400lbs) stepping out of a beach house, carrying some skinny guy over his head and HURLING HIM ACROSS THE BEACH LIKE A FCUKING RAG DOLL.
All I can think of is “This is so roadrat it hurts”

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i didn’t even try. tag yourself, im chase. ~lele is gonna go crawl in a hole now bye

{if you can’t read what Le Jack is saying, it says “wat have i come home to” so yeah there ya go ok bye now}

TAG YOURSELF IM “DIS JEST IN…FECK”
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FFFFFFF had to repost because i noticed something and i’m insane and didnt consider editing i just wanna crawl in a hole

originally i wrote smoething like this is something they’d all do, searchfor a dead body. its true, its true. it’s a stand by me AU bc that movie is gr8. stan is the main character gordie, kyle is chris, kenny is teddy and cartman of course is vern . special guest starring pip as the body !

panda-bryn  asked:

Omg I like to imagine pocketsized Jungkook running his tiny hands through your hair as he presses soft kisses onto your forehead as you slowly fall asleep. Is that good? I'm gonna crawl in a hole now bye.

THAT IS AMAZING AND IM CRAWLING INTO A HOLE TOO, bye 

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happy birthday to my favourite devil ball of fluff do kyungsoo!! i hope you rest well and that your days are filled with nothing but sunshine and happiness! i love you!!

someone who spent like $11 on a dress on my ebay that was LITERALLY originally like $90 wants to return it bc the straps are too long or something?? and just sent me the rudest and most aggressive message of all time?? and called it a “dress” in like sarcastic quotes and is ‘demanding a full refund’ or something like lmao chill…. i spent like $7 to ship that and i dont have like $7 also…. why not just… be nice to me…. like if they had messaged me “hey this dress isn’t exactly what i wanted and i dont really think it’s gonna work:( im so sorry but is there any way we could work out a refund?” i would have been so happy to do it! but now i just wanna message them like “you hurt my feelings and made me cry and gave me a lot of anxiety” and then delete my ebay, delete my paypal, delete every social media website i have, and crawl into a deep dark hole forever

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May 18th, 2014: Happy Birthday, Juliette Ferrars

For so many years I lived in constant terror of myself. Doubt had married my fear and moved into my mind, where it built castles and ruled kingdoms and reigned over me, bowing my will to its whispers until I was little more than an acquiescing peon, too terrified to disobey, too terrified to disagree. I had been shackled, a prisoner in my own mind.

But finally, finally, I have learned to break free.