im going to throw some hot dogs

5SOS At A Baseball Game Probably
  • Luke: what if one day we get to throw the first pitch wouldnt that be so cool omg
  • Calum: ALL THIS FOOD YAS NACHOS AND BEER AND BRATS AND COTTON CANDY YAS
  • Mikey: there isnt free wifi here can i leave
  • Ashton: there are so many hot girls here sex me up baby wait why are you walking away
  • mikey: if a ball hits me in the face im never leaving the house again
  • luke: mikey youre in the front row youre not going to get hit jesus christ
  • calum: *comes back with 3 plates of nachos and 6 hot dogs* if you guys want some food you can get it yourself this is all mine fuck you
  • Ashton: these baseball players have really nice butts. should i tell him? i think he should know that his butt is fantASStic lol im so lonely
  • mikey: that was really gay ashton
  • ashton: wait am i gay? guys, am i gay omg
  • calum: this entire band is gay
  • luke: i hate you all