im going to make a little space in my room for motivation bc i need it

boyfriend!suho

• doesn’t believe in illegal downloading, buy off itunes only buddy

• your best “dates” together are to the grocery store

• mainly consists of him just pushing you around in the shopping cart while checking things off the list

• actually v strict w grocery shopping, no matter how much fun youre having, if the list says eggs and milk and you say you want some eggo waffles or smth, jumnyeon will be all like “no jagi, we have to stick to the budget”

• a v organized couple, yall have a big white board kinda calendar thing where you both write down your schedules and plans for each day and it’s v helpful

• buys many things for you. and your friends. and your friend’s friends. and your friend’s friend’s friends.

• your friends call jumnyeon your sugar daddy and it makes you so mad bc no !!! he’s not my sugar daddy !!!!!! he’s my boyfriend that i love and cherish !!!!!!!!

• prolly started off as your next door neighbour that basically acted as an older brother except you’ve had a crush on him since he moved in

• boy took a while to finally catch some feelings

• since he basically treated you as though you were like a younger sibling to him, he was all like ??/??/ im sorry ??/?/??/? i just ,,, don’t see you that way ??/?/

• bc like ok the boy is mommy af like he prepares you sandwiches when you come home from school and hang out for the time being at his place and y'all probably did the thing with those cup telephones to communicate at night

• but when you both start entering adulthood and you start getting more independent, like cooking your own meals, ditching the cup phone, and chilling at his place less frequently bc yknow, college, jumnyeon is all like no ,,, my favourite person ,,,,, ignoring me ,,, i cannot handle,,, haha ,, lmao what am i thinking ,,, it’s almost as if i like them lmaooo ,,,,, wait-

• respects your personal space and the time you need to yourself but he hits you up at nine in the evening and you’re like ??/? jumnyeon ?? hey haven’t talked to you in a while"

• and he’s all like “im sorry i know your finals are coming up but I need to see you like right now” but you’re like bruh my alarm system is on and if i disarm it my dads phone is gonna go off like i can’t so jumnyeon is all like “pull out your cup telephone”

• “ … what ..? jumnyeon, no, how old are you? we can talk here, on the phone. we’re not kids anymor-” “jUST DO IT”

• so you open your window and he opens his so now you’re both talking on that cute little cup telephone and he’s all like “this is nostalgic” and you’re like “lmao yeah so what is it you wanted to say ??”

• “oH SHI T YEAH RIGHT OK SO remember when you told me you liked me when you were 16 and i was 20 and i turned you down bc like i couldn’t see you as more than a sibling well ,,, now that you’re 20 and im 24 and you’re communicating less and less w me i ???/? ijuststartedfeelingreallylonelyandemptysonowirealizedthathey!idolikeyouandyoumeansomuchtomesopleasegooutwithmefordinnernextweekend”

• and he just bLASTED THROUGH THAT LAST PART SO QUICK YOURE LIKE ???/?/?/? jUmnyeon slow down say that again but he literally cannot bring himself to do it and from your room you just see him hesitating on his cup telephone whilst his window is open so you’re just resting your elbow on the window ledge waiting for him to compose himself

• so he whispers “,, i like you ,,, so please go out for dinner with me”

• “.. what?? jumnyeon please speak up i literally cannot hear a word you’re saying”

• “.. i … i like .. you ??/?”

• “juMnyeon we’re communicating over 15 year old cup telephones, i can’t hear shit please talk a little loude-”

• “i likE YOU SO PLEASE GRACE ME WITH YOUR PRESENCE FOR A FANCY DINNER DATE AT PIERRE GAGNAIRE AFTER YOUR FINALS”

• at this point, you’re just staring at each other from across your rooms all like ?? did he actually say that ??/? and jumnyeon is looking back at you with wide eyes all like “did i actually just say that ??/?/”

• it was a v intense moment but he yelled it out so loud that the rest of the nearby houses heard it and lights in bedrooms start turning on and the curtains start getting pulled apart so people could see what the hell was going on but it’s no biggie, it’s just the goody goody adult boy visiting his parents from his condo downtown and confessing his love to his childhood friend !! whatever !!!

• likes to cup your face between his hands and squish your cheeks so you make that fish face and you fucking hate it

• but he can’t help it bc you’re soOoO cute !!

• the super motivational type of boyfriend ok listen

• let’s say you’re working out or tryna assume a healthy lifestyle, boi won’t let you purchase that jar of Nutella. ice cream ??? nuh huh sweetheart throw that back in the freezer. kellogs frosted flakes cereal who ??/ you’re all about oatmeal w fresh blueberries now oh shit whattup

• studying for finals my friend ??? u needn’t worry, the luv or your life will stop by staples on the way home and get you some 3 by 5 inch index cards omy whatta a kindred soul

• likes to sit in the living room w your mother w a cup of coffee looking over your baby pictures and chatting the day away

• v traditional and romantic hold up let me explain

• shows up at your door on date nights in a white button up shirt all like to your father “hello good evening mr _____, ——” like he is so polite and so formal your parents are in love w him

• he doesn’t like candid pictures bc he doesn’t think of himself as a camera friendly person but one time you were on a date and you brought those cute little Polaroid cameras right

• so let’s say you went to the beach and bought some ice cream and now you’re sitting on a bench just talking about life and deep things

• but all of a sudden you’re like hey what if i fed these seagulls laxatives how cool would that be and jumnyeon just wouldn’t stop laughing

• and you take this opportunity all like o shit my boyfriend’s lookin candid af better take a picture so you snap a picture of his side profile just laughing w one hand holding his face and his smile peeping out from the gap between his ring finger and pinky and his teeth are so straight and white and his skin is clear and he is literally an angel like bOI HOW

• to this day he still doesn’t know that you took that picture and you photocopied it just in case and keep the second copy in your wallet and the original copy in a special place in your room where no one would find it

• would probably scratch your back at night if you asked

• he enjoys long talks at night during thunderstorms

• you love the rain and so does your boyfriend but literally thunder is his worst enemy every time a storm is coming up you can bet ur liver he’ll be hitting you up in no time all like “hey, sorry to disturb you but you’ve seen the weather forecast you know the drill”

• he gets startled v easily like he’ll be in the middle of talking all like, “hey remember that little shop you wanted to visit that just opened up downtown ??? i have some free time this weekend so if you want- hOLY SHIT DID YOU JUST HEARTHA T lOUD CLAP OF THUNDER I ALMOST WENT INTO CARDIAC ARRESt”

• way too considerate, if you ask him where he wants to go during a date he’ll respond w a “anywhere is fine as long as im w you :)))))” or “its up to you !! im fine w whatever !!! :)))” like he is so cheesy its gross af but it’s cute so u tolerate it

• cherish him my friend, cherish him like u would ur mother