im going to cosplay them. it has to happen

random aus
  • sorry i barfed on your shoes while drunk au
  • lost pet ‘if found please call’ au
  • monster/ghost and student who’s too tired to give a fuck that they’re being haunted au
  • the people who get left behind for ‘true love’ in romcoms support group au
  • owns an all-night cafe down the street from the nightclub so they deal w/ lots of drunk people au
  • i see cute guy draw at the park bench every day and i want to impress them so i wear tight running gear to show off my ass/ hot person goes on a run at the same place every day so i sit at a bench to draw and marvel at their booty au
  • random stranger at the cinema that you exchange sarcastic comments with au
  • space pirate au
  • dude online you argue and disagree with that you accidentally meet irl and shit they’re really hot au
  • ‘hey dude you dropped something’ au
  • waiting at the airport au
  • dragon warrior au
  • modern mythology au
  • im high as fuck youre hot as fuck au
  • conceited famous person & normal person who doesn’t fucking care if they’re famous this is the last of the thing and i was here first fuck off au
  • superhero school au
  • your kid/sibling wandered off and it turns out they like me better than you au
  • whoa i dont know you but the fact that youve never seen harry potter is a tragedy you need to come over to my place and marathon them all with me some time au
  • hey are you as bored with this party as i am lets go prank some drunk people au
  • oops i spilled my drink on your shirt so now it’s clinging to your perfectly defined abs au
  • sentient robot/ awkward mechanic au
  • mermaid/merman and a person who loves the ocean but can’t swim au
  • mistaken for a celebrity au
  • my kids hate everyone and you’re the first babysitter to last more than a week au
  • minor god in a medieval fantasy world au
  • im too tired to function and the hot guy next to me has good smelling coffee au
  • social experiment where people rate peoples ass attractiveness without knowing their gender and shit that one booty is just unreal au
  • neighbor always has obnoxiously loud sex and needs to shut the fuck up au
  • you would look really hot cosplaying that one character who just so happens to be shipped with mine au
  • au where i stop making stupid au ideas and get a fucking life