im going to bed the end

anonymous asked:

Did Frank end up coming out to meet people last night in Pittsburgh?

no :(

he went to sleep immediately after the show again

BUT i can like. vouch for him on that. because he gave me whatever he’s sick with and i have never felt this level of exhaustion in my life. ive taken two naps today and im about to go to sleep and its not even midnight i cant remember the last time i wnet to bed before 3am and it doesnt even matter if i’ve gotten 2 hours of sleep i never fall asleep til super late and i just…i can’t describe how tired i am.

so obviously i can’t make any promises but i assume once he gets over this sickness he’ll be up for meeting people after shows again

anonymous asked:

Hello! I was wondering if I could please request boyfriend!Tae ? Thank you! ^_^

Originally posted by bwipsul

  • y'all go on walks a lot and always get distracted by puppers
  • “LOOK at its eyes it’s so cute”
  • a dog might steal your boyfriend away
  • tae LOVES being affectionate
  • i don’t mean kissing and stuff like that i mean like he loves holding hands or his arm around ur shoulder while y'all are walking
  • or putting his hand in ur back jean pocket
  • he’d like kissing you but not in public
  • he’d want that to be for just you two
  • like y'all are out all day and he doesn’t kiss u but as soon as u get home he showers u in kisses
  • likes to sit on the couch with your head in his lap so he can play with you hair
  • is very much a dreamer and is always talking about your future family
  • “babe we would have the cUTe s T children ever they’d have ur looks and my talent”
  • is super silly and playful but can defo be serious at times
  • like if youre sad he listens to you and gives you physical support
  • he probably wouldn’t be too good at giving advice but he’d definitely sit with you and make sure you feel better before you two go to bed
  • on nights you’re feeling down he’ll baby the hell outta you
  • “do you want some tea? i can run to the store and get your favorite foods!”
  • he ends up in bed with you, cuddling, and he’s just giving u kisses all over your face and playing with your hair and telling you reassuring things
  • “baby you’re so strong and powerful and so many people look up to you, i promise you’re good enough. too good”
  • and if he’s sad you do the same
  • he likes linking pinkies
  • probably likes going to fancy events because you can dress up and he loves seeing you in fancy clothing
  • “WOW YOU LOOK AMAZING IM SUCH A LUCKY GUY”
  • he likes you hugging him from behind bc you’re so small and he feels comfortable
  • like y'all are grocery shopping and he’s looking at something & you come up from behind and wrap ur arms around his waist & peak ur head around him to see what he’s looking at
  • and he meLTs bc you’re tiny and he loves you
  • probably says he loves you every 10 seconds
  • loves telling ppl y'all are dating
  • he’s like “L. O OOK this is y/n they’re the loml and we’re gonna adopt 28 puppies & have 6 kids they’re super cute LOOK this is my favorite photo of them”
  • he end up rambling and the ppl he’s talking to are like “i want him to shut up but it’s so cute he’s so fond of them”
  • jimin hanging out with y'all a lot bc they’re stuck at the hip
  • “this is my boyfriend taehyung, and his boyfriend jimin”
  • jimin is the only pupper u need
  • taehyung would care for you so MUCH
  • he’d die anytime you do SOMETHING cute
  • would be the best boyfriend ever trust me
  • like if y'all have fights and he gets rlly mad he leaves the room and calms down and then comes back and it doesn’t matter who’s wrong or whatever he’d come hug you and be like
  • “i’m sorry baby i love you please don’t go”
  • he’d get sad after fights because people do stupid shit when they’re mad and he doesn’t want to accidentally do something he’d regret because he doesn’t want to lose you
  • constantly kissing ur cheeks
  • the type to kiss ur neck but not like in a sexual way
  • like he hugs you a rests his head in the crook of ur neck and just placed a small kiss there
  • but if he’s ;) in the mood ;) he’ll probably tease the hellllllll out of you 
  • the type to get you all riled up and then ruin it by going and playing with an animal 
  • likes using his hands ;))))))))) a lot ;))))))))))) 
  • if you’re horny chances are he is too 
  • sometimes he tries teasing u in public and ur like ?????? “tae you’ll try fingering me at dinner but won’t kiss me” he just winks 
BTS BOYFRIEND- Namjoon Edition

I looked at the masterlist and our inbox and realised that Namjoon is the only one we haven’t made a ‘boyfriend’ post about. So here we go :):)

Originally posted by beuits

- LOTS AND LOTS OF CONVERSATIONS ABOUT THE MEANING OF LIFE. You’re not gonna have a boyfriend who has the IQ of 148 and do nothing

-He would take you EVERYWHERE WITH HIM. Whether that is: Dance practice, concerts, shopping, to meet him mum etc etc

- - You’d wake up to him having the whole duvet to himself and then you start to contemplate whether you or him should just get another bed

- Randmom outbursts of love. This includes flowers, little gifts and even taking you to your favourite restaurant after work

- Sometimes on the weekend, he would force you to have dance battles with him. He only does it to make a fool of himself and make you happy

- HOW YALL MET: You two were at the same restaurant waiting to get a takeaway and the waiter messed both of your orders up. You then spend the next 10 minutes just complaining about bad service and then somehow end up talking about the latest movies. 

- He alwaYS takes you to dance practice. He shows you off to the rest of the gang and boasts to Jungkook how he got a girlfriend first

- RETURN OF THE SEWEED DANCE

- Would probably end up breaking half the things he buys for you

-You will have a rare jin pop out of no where when Namjoon isn’t around….’You better look after my baby, otherwise you will feel the wrath of my bad jokes’

- He would ALWAYS WALWAYS ALLWWWWAAAAYS compliment you on your figure. Always using words you don’t know the meaning of 

EXPECTATION

Originally posted by namjoonsgurl

Originally posted by bangtangirl-cutennes-v

REALITY

Originally posted by joonie-bts

Originally posted by bangtaninspired

- It may be a little awkward at first BUT ONCE YOU GET THE BALL ROLLINNNGG…OH BOOIII

- - Random winks from across the table

- He is a realllyyYYYY KINKY GUY. WHICH BRINGS ME ONTO NAMJOON IN BED

- DADDY AS FUCK UGH

- SHIT TONNES AND TONNES OF FOREPLAY. Sometimes he does foreplay and fucks off, cos he knows how to leave you wanting for more

- DOMINANT COS HE KNOWS WHATS BEST AND KNOWS HOW TO DO U RIGHT

-LOTS and Lots OF NECK BITES AND KISSES. Don’t be surprised when you’reDon’t be surprised when you end up going to wrok the next morning with your neck looking bruised as fuck


ALSO PLEASE APPRECIATE HIS BEAUTIFUL IN-PROPORTION BODY BECAUSE IF U DONT….IM GONNA-

Hope yall liked this…lots of people asked for this in our ask/inbox so hopefully this fULLFILLS YOUR NEEDDSS!!!!. BYFRIEND- BTS EDITION….OFFICIALLY TICKED OFF OF THE LIST. 

~~Much Love…Admin Marzipants x

anonymous asked:

could you write the got7 maknae line neighbour!au,,,,i love your writing btw

sure!
find the other members (here

Youngjae:

  • specifically chose an apartment with enough space for a piano,,,,,,,which means his living room is just his piano and like a rug there isn’t any room for anything else,,,,,,
  • but that’s fine with him because he has his computer set up in the bedroom so he can play games and that’s all he really needs in his life youngjae is a simple man with simple hobbies
  • he also won’t admit it but he spent more money on coco’s bed than he did on his own (definitely waited for ikea’s end of year sale or something for that)
  • keeps everything pretty minimal in style, beige’s and whites. tries to keep his place tidy because he knows it would make his mother proud and he wants to leave as much open space for coco to play around
  • more dog toys in his apartment than there is furniture 
  • the neighbors all know him as ‘debussy boy’ because in the spring/summer when youngjae has his windows open the neighbors can hear him practicing clair de lune and it’s such a relaxing melody that someone will shout “encore!” just to hear youngjae play it again
  • he’s also just a really sweet, mannered guy so most of the neighbors don’t mind his music and some of the moms keep asking him to offer piano lessons so they can bring their kids over to be taught by him
  • and that’s exactly what he does because hey, rent is getting higher and making some extra money on the side is never a bad thing
  • but most of the time he can’t even bring himself to take the neighbors money,,,,,,,,,he ends up teaching on donations that the parents have to literally push onto him
  • and you’ve never been really interested in learning to play the piano,,,,,but you’ve lived across from youngjae for half a year now and every time you hear him play it’s like ,,,,,, it’s like stepping into a fairytale 
  • not to mention that when you see him, with that eye smile of his and that adorable innocent aura,,,,,,,like ok ok you might maybe have developed a little crush or whatever,,,,,,,,
  • so one day you as you’re taking the elevator up with him, talking about the weather, you suddenly go “i heard you teach piano lessons - can i possibly sign up for one?”
  • and youngjae seems a little surprised, mostly because his students are all children 
  • but even with his cheeks getting more red he tells you that sure, he’s free this sunday
  • and before you ring his doorbell on sunday afternoon you check your hair and straighten your shirt like one hundred million times but when you finally do, youngjae opens the door and apologizes in a stutter for the mess (there isn’t any mess tho lmao)
  • and you follow him to the pretty piano in the middle of his living room and you’re like “where’s your tv? o:” and youngjae is like “no ,,,, room,,,,,,,,,,, i watch whatever i can on my laptop!” and you’re like “you must really love playing the piano, it’s like this apartment is dedicated just to this instrument”
  • and you don’t even mean to make him embarrassed, but youngjae has to hide his face for a bit because he’s blushing and once you both sit down on the bench you confess you don’t have the first clue about what you’re doing
  • and youngjae finally seems less shy, smiling and putting his fingers on the keys and teaching you slowly what sound each one makes
  • and the time passes so fast as you two sit side by side and youngjae’s voice is so gentle and his laugh makes your heart beat a little faster
  • and then you try to play something on your own, but you’re clumsy and suddenly youngjae puts his hand over yours, guiding your fingers along the keys
  • and only when you’re done does he realizes that you’re basically holding hands and he’s like “aH IM,,,,,,,,SORr,,,,,,y,,,,,,,,”
  • and he moves his hand away but you’re like looking down trying not to hide the fact that you’re really happy ,,,,,,,, plus his skin had been so warm
  • two shy cute people that obviously think “they’re so cute” about each other but can’t even look into each others eyes 
  • and you thank youngjae for the lesson when coco starts weaving between your feet, nudging youngjae and asking him to take her on her walk
  • and youngjae is like “it’s no problem,,,,,if you want,,,,,,,,,you can come again,,,,,,,next week,,,,,,,,,”
  • and you’re like “i’d love to!” and then you look around in your pockets for the money you had brought but youngjae stops you and he’s like “i won’t,,,,,,,,,,,think of these as lessons more like,,,,,,,d,,,,,,,,da,,,,,,,”
  • and you’re like omg does he want to say dates?????
  • and youngjae can’t bring himself to do is he’s like “like d,,,,,,da,,,dat,,,,” and you giggle and say it for him and he’s like yES,,,,if that’s ok,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • and you’re like that’s more than ok and you’re like if you won’t take cash payment then can i kiss you on the cheek instead??
  • and youngjae would melt into a puddle if that was humanly possible but he nods and when you press your lips to his cheek you pull back fast and youngjae wants to say something
  • but coco’s barking cuts you two off,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • it’s cute though you both lie in the bed that night thinking about how you could go from being neighbors to being much more,,,,,,

BamBam

  • gets in trouble with the landlord because he throws parties every weekend 
  • but he always gets away with it because the neighbors are like “he’s a young boy, let him live!!!!” and also bambam has killer puppy dog eyes. they’d work on just about anyone,,,,,,,,,,,,,,minus like jinyoung
  • his apartment is a Mess. like im talking a real m e s s. his bedroom is just an assortment of clothing thrown into piles with shoes and accessories everywhere,,,,,,,half the time he ends up sleeping using an t-shirt as a pillow 
  • the only thing he keeps clean is a Buddhist shrine he keeps in his room as per request of his mom and if anyone even tries to go near it he’s like “i WILL chop your hand off” ,,,,,it’s really important to him
  • but yeah his living room is just,,,,like no one is sure what’s going on,,,he’s got like weird art on the walls and a neon sign he bought on impulse and like ,,,,, empty bottles from drinks and take-out cartons and underwear hanging off a lamp ???? glitter on the floor who even knows
  • his kitchen is even worse like when does he even do the dishes. does he even own dishes? nope bring your own dishes if you plan to not eat off like a frisbee when you come over
  • you know bambam at first because you hear about his parties, literally like you hear the party through your wall
  • and ten minutes later there’s a ring at your doorbell and some dude named jackson is inviting you over since there’s free drinks and food
  • and you’re like you know what ill go and that night you get introduced to bambam, who is apparently trying to attempt some kind of high speed dab balancing a bottle of water on his head and you’re like “why he’s doing that”
  • that jackson kid is like “oh, he’s doing it for instagram”
  • and as you continue being neighbors with bambam you find out he does a L OT for instagram
  • which is fine like,,,,,,,,,,,kids and their social media these days but before you know it you end up being asked by bambam himself for some help
  • and so you’re standing in his living room, holding up his phone and you’re like “are you sure this is a good idea?”
  • and bambam, who is attempting to do a handstand is like “anything for the internet is a good idea”
  • and you’re sighing like ok but if you come tumbling down im not going to catch you
  • and you start recording as he tries to lift both arms up at the same time to dab “upside down” which of course is a total failure like you predicted
  • and he goes falling legs, something sounds like it cracks and you’re like
  • “…………..bambam don’t move i think you might have broken your arm” and bambam whose just laying there motionless is like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, “i can’t move,,,,,,,,,,,it hurts,,,,,,,,”
  • and you don’t want to be an asshole and just leave him all alone once the ambulance comes so you tag along and the EMT is like “so what exactly happened?” and you’re like “he ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, fell while working out.”
  • and you’re not sure if he believes the lie you’ve just told but the EMT shrugs and is like “it looks like nothing is broken, your boyfriend just has a fracture.”
  • and you want to be like boyfriend??????? since when excUSE me 
  • but bambam makes a sound of pain and you’re like “ok ok don’t worry, you’re not dying”
  • and somehow you find yourself staying by his side in the emergency room and after the doctor has patched him all up you go out and get the two of you some coffees from the vending machine
  • and bambam is sitting up in the bed and you’re like “let me the first person to sign your bandage” and you scribble something like “don’t ever dab upside down again” and bambam laughs
  • but also,,,,,, he looks up at you and there’s something sincere in his eyes when he tells you that he’s really thankful for you staying with him and that you’re really a good neighbor
  • and you’re not sure what’s gotten into you, but bambam looks so handsome,,,,, maybe because you’ve never been so close to his face before but his features are so gorgeous
  • that you have to look away and conjure up a laugh to hide your embarrassment from locking eyes with him
  • but knowing bambam he’s sly and he’s caught on
  • and you feel his free hand wrap around your waist and pull you closer and you’re like “oh!??” and he’s like 
  • “you took care of me, so how about i pay for our dinner tonight?” and you’re like “bambam can you even get your wallet out with one hand?” and he’s like “i can try, for you.”
  • and you have the urge to like pinch him for being greasy all of a sudden but also like maybe this goofy guy who actually loves your attention a lot,,,,,,,,,,,,,is really cute and worth it to go to dinner with,,,,,,,,,

Yugyeom

  • if the neighbors cat gets stuck in the tree, everyone knows to call him: the living giant of the apartment building, Kim Yugyeom 
  • the neighborhood kids adore him because they always beg him for piggy back rides or to sit on his shoulders
  • and he always stops whatever he’s doing to play with them and just be an overall cute angelic human being that we as people do not deserve 
  • has that kind of personality that makes people give him stuff for free and when he thanks them they’re just like “oh wait there’s something else i need to give you wait here a second-”
  • anyone who meets him instantly wants to take care of him,,,,he’s soft
  • his apartment is really well organized which is surprising for his age,,,,, like his closet is color coded and he matches all the patterns with each other
  • and he cutely hangs his laundry out on the balcony like his mom taught him
  • and just like,,,,,,,he’s so sugary sweet and simple
  • buys fresh flowers for his living room whenever he can. that’s the kind of person he is
  • and you’ve been pretty good friends with him for a while. he even helped you paint your apartment where you had to get on a stool to reach the ceiling and he just,,,,,,,,well stood there
  • and you know yugyeom has a passion for dancing, he’s always telling you about what song he’s practicing and who he met up with from different dance crews
  • but one night as you’re going up to the roof to just sit and think,,,,something you do every now and then 
  • you’re surprised to hear the faint sound of music beyond the door and when you open it
  • you can hear a song on full blast, and the sound of someones sneakers against the floor and you’re surprised to see the tall, lean, but familiar figure of yugyeom
  • and although you usually see him wearing some kind of long coat, turtlenecks and shirts from popular brands
  • you see that all he has on is a pair of old sweatpants and a plain black t-shirt, sweat visible around the neck.
  • his movements though,,,,,,they’re far more smooth than you could have ever imagined. you can tell he practices a lot, he’s so good that you can barely see any mistakes
  • and yugyeom doesn’t notice you until the song ends and you (embarrassingly) unconsciously clap
  • and it startles him to the point that he lets out a small yelp, but with the faint light from the streets below he makes out your face and smiles
  • and he’s like “why are you up here?” and you’re like “no reason, i didn’t know you used the roof to practice?”
  • and you can see him get sheepish, scratching the back of his neck and he’s like “my room doesn’t have enough space, plus i don’t want to be loud with my music. it’s so nice and free up here.”
  • and you nod looking at him with a still mesmerized expression and yugyeom laughs a bit and he’s like “don’t gape like that, im nothing special” and you’re like no what?? you’re so amazing???/ i never knew you were THIS talented
  • and he laughs again, but he’s really happy to hear you say that and you go over and pass him a napkin from your pocket and you’re like “your sweat!!” and he gets blushy again but thankfully you can’t see it 
  • but you’re also like “ill go, i don’t want to disturb you”
  • but yugyeom grabs your wrist before you turn and he’s like “if you want,,,,,,,,you can watch me some more,,,,,,,i don’t know if it’ll be entertaining though-”
  • but you’re already saying you’ll stay, sitting down comfortably by the portable speakers and yugyeom is like “pick a song!” 
  • and you shuffle through his music, settling on a chris brown song that makes yugyeoms eyes light up
  • and it’s really adorable,,,,,,the way he’s so passionate while dancing and then so cute when he’s just talking to you,,,,,,
  • very how should i put this,,,,,,,BOYFRIEND material  
  • Me: I'm gonna reread ACOMAF
  • My bookshelf: But you have 209 other books to read.
  • Me: I'm gonna reread ACOMAF
  • My teachers: But you have homework
  • Me: I'm gonna reread ACOMAF
  • My bed: But you need to sleep
  • Me: I'm GOING to reread ACOMAF
  • My friends: But you need to socialize
  • Me: I'M GOING TO REREAD ACOMAF
  • My life: But you have to live in reality
  • Me: NOOOO!! IM GOING TO REREAD ACOMAF!!!! *locks myself in my room and doesn't come out* *family tries to get in to no avail for I have barred the doors* *the US army is called in but a fangirl will not be disturbed when she is reading* *the world ends......I'm still rereading ACOMAF for the 500th time*
send me a pairing + a number!
  1. “why are you at my doorstep at 3 in the morning…”
  2. holy shit! i finally found something i’m better in than you!”
  3. “no what the FUCK get that THING away from me!”
  4. “you’re clearly hurting stop putting up a strong front”
  5. “hey sorry but i kinda ran away from home so let me stay over tonight”
  6. “if you really want to, i’ll let you go”
  7. “we’re made for each other”
  8. “will you hear me out?”
  9. “i don’t think i can do this anymore”
  10. “i can go out with you, but don’t expect anything from me”
  11. “like hell i’m leaving you when you look at me like that”
  12. “why the heck aren’t we making out?”
  13. “didn’t you hear me the first time?”
  14. “stay with me, goddammit!” 
  15. “h-hey! why are you crying all of a sudden?!”
  16. “oh… sorryomgwrongnumber”
  17. “why are you staring at me”
  18. fuck. off.
  19. “i’m sorry, but who are you?”
  20. “for you, anything.”
  21. “wow i did not know you had a weak spot like that”
  22. “dating advice #1: you don’t look at anyone other than me
  23. “i don’t want to break up”
  24. “you don’t get to trample on my feelings like that!”
  25. “it’s been a long time since i saw your smile”
  26. “i just wanted you to be happy”
  27. “kiss me”
  28. “don’t make me say it!”
  29. “we can’t return to those times anymore”
  30. “i have everything – i have you
  31. “i’m sorry i ended up falling for you”
  32. “what do you mean you’re not attractive whatthefuck”
  33. “wait what did you just say you love me?”
  34. “why did it have to be you”
  35. “you don’t even have a clue about the things you do to me”
  36. “please don’t leave me behind”
  37. “i won’t leave you behind”
  38. “only in front of you did i want to look cool always”
  39. “have you come to hate me?”
  40. “me and you? we’re simply not cut out for this lovers thing”
  41. “you’re so embarrassing ugh…”
  42. “i’ve lied to you about many things but i wasn’t lying when i said i loved you”
  43. “i can’t believe we didn’t find each other until now”
  44. “why is so hard to breathe when you’re standing next to me?”
  45. “at least i’m yours”
  46. “this wasn’t how i planned our first date!”
  47. “it’s fine even if you don’t love me”
  48. “i don’t want this to be just physical”
  49. “lets do this again next year”
  50. “i just thought i really loved you”
valentine's date with yoongi

- almost missing your reservation bc the both of you were napping in his studio “do we have to get up” “I made a reservation for dinner” “ughghghhgh”

- holding you in his arms while pedaling the both of you to the restaurant “your bike is going to break I’m heavy” “nah you’re light” watching him laugh as his bed hair is blown around by the wind

- pulling twigs out of your hair before going into the restaurant “you can’t see them let me do it” him gently pulling them out and grinning at you

- staring at you fondly while eating dinner and missing his mouth with the fork “yoongi look at your food” “you look like a mess” “right right so do you” “you look like a really pretty mess”

- ending up walking home underneath the stars with one of yoongis arms around you and his jacket over your shoulders “im sleepy” “you’re always sleepy”

anonymous asked:

So, from that old post that no one remembers (The one that shows there future selves) I'm quite curious as to how the end events will go, considering it was shown tord will probably be insane later on. Literally. Oh wELL just gotta waiiiit


// im just collecting similar asks about Future Wrong Tord (currently most of them are in the drafts),, But I guess i should answer the mystery behind it,,, tomorrow. -rban,cause i have to bed.

//prepare some good asks for this corruption

Originally posted by hohbi

Hi! My request is a fluff for Jungkook where the reader (his best friend) always says I love you in another language, she loves him more than a friend, and jungkook always wonders what that means. So in one bangtan bomb she calls him and hangs up saying I love you and he asks army’s to say what it means and one army tells him on twitter. He loves her too and army’s are supportive, thanks!<3 

 ***

 After a long day at work, you laid down in your bed finally getting some rest. Work had been an absolute disaster and you were suprised you actually made it through the day. The phone started buzzing next to you on the bed, making the sheets vibrate. Groaning, you checked the screen to see who could possibly be annoying you when all you wanted to do was sleep. However your face lit up when you saw who was calling, The screen read the famillar name “Jungkook”. He had been your friend since childhood, but you rarely got to see him because of his increasingly busy schedule, all thanks to him being an idol. The two of you still remained close, dispite rarely seeing eachother inperson. You quickly pressed the accept call button and pressed the phone to your ear, relaxing when you heard his sweet voice flow through the speaker. 

 “Y/N! How are you?” Jungkook asked excitedly. After spending alot of your time travelling to different countries, you had picked up a lot of languages, so it took you a second to adjust to the korean he used. 

 “Ive been great, I missed you so much.” You responded, all the tensions seeping out of your body. The conversation went on, both of you talking about what happened since the last call, and about Jungkooks sudden success abroad.

 “Y/N, Im really sorry but I have to go now, We have to go on stage soon. Ill call you again really soon, I promise. Goodbye.” Jungkook said, the saddness evident in his voice.

 “Okay, Du bist derjenige, den ich am meisten lieb habe, Goodbye.” you responded, adding an i love you in german. It had become a habit for you to say I love you in various languages at the end of your phone calls. It always annoyed Jungkook, because he only really knew korean, he tried to learn english at school but… it didnt work out. He didnt know what you were saying each time. 

 “One day im going to find out what you are saying.” Jungkook said before he hung up. Sighing you placed the phone back on the bedside table before falling back onto the bed and slipping into a hopfully peaceful sleep.

 *** 

 The sound of your alarm blaring woke you out of a fitful sleep. Thought of Jungkook’s voice kept you awake, when all you wanted to do was rest. Throwing your hand onto the bedside table, you rummaged around finding your phone. Sliding the phone open, you turned off the alarm and began mindlessly scrolling through social media, as you did every morning.

 After checking what was trending on twitter you found something out of the ordinary. There was a tag trending in korean, and after reading it you gasped in surprise. The tag read “who_is_jungkooks_mystergirl”. You hurriedly clicked on the tag and the first tweet was a video. It was one of their bangtan bomb but it was of jungkook on the phone. Towards the end, he put the phone on speaker and you hear your voice saying i love you in german. After he hung up he looked at the camera and asked.

 “International armys, can you please tell me what this means?”

 Your heart dropped as you scrolled through all the tweets, exposing what you said. 

 “who ever this person is, they love you a lot!” 

 “awww that’s so cute”

 “She’s so lucky!!”

 “It means ‘you are the one I love the most’ most simply it means I love you” 

The screen blackout and the caller ID came up. Jungkook was calling you. After panicking for a little while you hangup, pressing the red button and sighing while collapsing back onto the bed to wallow in self pity. The secret was out. 

After lying on the bed in utter mental exhaustion the door bell rung forcing you to get out of bed. You swung the door open to figure out who was dragging you out of bed, when your mouth fell open in disbelief at who was in front of you. Jungkook stood in the doorway. 

 “What the hell, why are you here?” You shout in shock.

 “I told you I would figure it out.” He said a smile playing on his lips. Unable to look him in the eye, your eyes were glued to the floor and your hands were playing with the hem of your shirt.

 “Look at me” He demanded gently, his hand caressing your chin and tilting your head to look at him. He slowly leaned in until his lips were ghosting over yours, causing you to freeze in place. He pressed a chaste kiss against your lips, nothing too passionate or lustful but it made your heart run a marathon. 

“Du bist auch der, den ich am meisten lieb habe”

 (I hope this isn’t horrible because i literally wrote this in an hour on my phone under my desk in math class) //admin hayley//

MERMAID AU’S
  • “I am a simple mermaid trying to get a simple college education and you fUCKERS KEEP PREVENTING THAT BY THROWING WATER BALLOONS AT ME FIVE MINUTES BEFORE CLASS SO IM STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING QUAD FOR A HOUR UNTIL IT WEARS OFF”
  • “Alternatively, I was skipping class and saw you trying to drag you and your huge ass tail through the courtyard–do you need help? I guess I can carry you to class if you’d like, though I’m not so sure this was worth being called ‘Prince Eric’ for the next two weeks”
  • “I knew there was a reason why you were so good in marine biology and why you always had to one-up me in the exam scores yOU’RE A MERMAID THIS IS SO UNFAIR IM TURNING YOU IN FOR CHEATING CHEATER”
  • “I don’t know why i thought bringing you to a sushi bar was a good idea, i thought seeing all the live fish in the tanks would have been nice but i forgot about all the dead ones after”
  • “I’m the mermaid so of course im always picked to go on diving missions by you biased advantage taking pricks, and you know what? i don’t care what you say, its dark and scary and theres something down there that i have never forgotten why do you think i stay on land”
  • “apparently due to your mystical sea creature powers you have the ability to mimic any sound you hear, so you know what means friend?? VOICE IMPRESSIONS! MORGAN FREEMAN GO”
  • “I know its late and i dont know you but i hear you can talk to fish and im worried my goldfish is depressed”
  • “I take my showers before bed and I always end up scaring the shit out of your boy/girlfriend while dragging my two ton tail to the kitchen for some ice cream at 11 at night”
3

Some requests from amino coz I was bored ‶⇀﹏↼)

•Birb in a tutu
•LacrimIris’s OC (sweetest_teary_flower on insta)
•Dab’s OC (ddab.exee on insta)

  • Mike: *snoozing*
  • Alarm: "And now, the end is near..and so I face the final curtain. My friend, I'll say it clear, I'll state my case, of which im certain. I've lived a life that's full, I've travelled each and every highway. But more, much more than this -- "
  • Mike: *shuts off alarm, rises dramatically from bed, a hand on his chest and the other outstretched* "I did it my WAAAY."
  • Nancy: "Change the alarm next time and go back to bed- - it's SUNDAY."
dan and phil adopt a dog

+dan wouldn’t allow phil to even look any type besides a shiba inu.

+dan wants to get it a black collar. phil wants to get it a green collar. they end up getting both, along with around 20 toys.

+midway through a gaming video, dan calls for the dog and it hops up into his lap and sits there for a while. it eventually leaves, but not before dan yells at it for being a little shit.

+phil now steals dan’s cereal not only for himself, but for the dog too, because “i know all of the cereal is gone now, but dan, he looked like he really wanted some!”

+pinof 9 with dog related questions. go get the dog. get the dog to do a trick. kiss the dog. draw cat whiskers on the dog. “wont that poison him?” they draw whiskers on a piece of paper and hold it up to him.

+in their new house (they had to move because the apartment didn’t allow dogs), they have a cute fenced in back yard that phil plays in with the dog. phil tries to start a garden, but the dog keeps going and laying on the flowers, so he gives up.

+dan sometimes hears phil talking to the dog and makes fun of him for it (“wow, we really do need more friends”), even though he secretly does it all the time.

+dan wants to sleep with the dog. phil wants to sleep with the dog. they comprise and sleep together. the dog leaves and sleeps on the couch in the middle of the night.

+the dog keeps stealing dans food and he swears that he ‘will actually murder the bloody dog if it takes the food out of my hand one more time’.

+dan and phil walk the dog together because “if someone has to go outside with the dog, i guess both of us should have to suffer”.

+dan always pretends to hate the dog and says that its super annoying. one day it runs away. dan cries. “phil! what if he’s gone forever! what if something bad happens to him! what if he gets hurt! we have to go find him! im going to find him.” phil doesn’t even call dan when phil finds the dog sleeping under the bed.

+dan and phil merch featuring the dog. the dog is now a model for the merch. the dog has its own poster.

+“A Day in the Life of Dan and Phil’s Dog!”

+dan starts a twitter for the dog. he tweets things like “woof! (when will death consume me)” or “bark! (all i crave is the sweet sensation of death)”. it ends up verified.

+for dan’s birthday, phil buys dan and the dog matching shirts.

+dan spends two hours putting pink gemstones on the dogs bowl so it says the dogs name. both he and phil agree it was two hours well spent.

+phil yells at dan for hogging the dog. “you can’t be the only one who gets to cuddle it, i want my turn!”

+sometimes, the dog gets up in the middle of the night and starts to bark. dan and phil play the 'who can pretend to be asleep longer’ game. usually, dan loses.

bts imagines or whatever: you and yoongi go to ikea. u tryna buy a table or some shit but all goes to shit because you want to buy different things and yall start arguing. u go to the cafeteria and u get those good horse meatballs and then suddenly u are fine u were just hungry. u go home. he tryna build the table. he’s like directions r for stupid ass ppl like jungkook. the table come out fucked. he accepts this. he trys again with instructions. it goes to shit once again. he gives up. he goes to bed. the end

kiho!couple au

coughs happy birthday kihyun + @ my nct followers i still love you and i prOMISE I’LL WRITE SOME NCT STUFF LATER ON </3

also hugehugehugehugehugehugehugehughugehugehughuge thank you to @jeongmini bc dear lord i wouldnt even have finished this without her


-softest couple ever

-like fucking murder me with your softness please

-wonho does dumb things so he can see kihyun’s face squish up when he smiles 

-cotton candy hair duo (as of 20.11.16 ;))))))

-wonho’s contact name is probably hoe honestly kihyun has no time for his bullshit

-kihyun’s contact name is probably something cute like “baby boy” or “kihyunnie”

-wonho calls kihyun “baby” and “baby boy” to make him blush leave me alonE  

-they call each other babe a lot but whenever they’re tired they call each other “wonnie” and “kihyunnie”

-one time kihyun got fucking trashed 

-he was drunk out of his mind smh 

-i mean it was his birthday so iT WAS OK

-wonho had a feeling kihyun was gonna drink way more than he could handle so he decided to be sober that night 

-and when they got home, kihyun could barely stand without wonho’s help

-he was wobbling and shit oh my god this kid

-so wonho managed to get them to their room and he staRTED TO TUCK KIHYUN IN OH MY GOSH

-and the entire time kihyun was mumbling on about something wonho couldn’t quite hear

-and when wonho started to leave to get kihyun a glass of water and aspirin for the morning, kihyun grabbed onto his hand and mumbled something before covering his eyes with his free hand

-“what was that babe? i couldn’t hear you”

-kihyun turns even redder than before but wonho pretends not to notice 

-“i want… i want you to stay with me”

-wonho feels his lil heart burst because kihyun’s voice is so small and timid and aHH

-“i mean… i know i look gross and like im about to throw up any second but please?”

-wonho grins and he just walks over to kihyun to give him a kiss on the forehead before he tells him he’ll be right back 

-when he comes back with water and aspirin, kihyun’s like half asleep and he’s in the same position wonho left him in

-and wonho sits on the edge of the bed and kihyun immediately tries to sit up but wonho makes him lay down

-kihyun mumbles something along the lines of “lay down with me please” and wonho realizes he’s so whipped oh my god 

-wonho lays down with him and kihyun envelops him in a koala hug and he manages to drift off like that but right before he falls asleep wonho whispers “goodnight kihyunnie”

-and that brings the bIGGEST DOPIEST SMILE ON KIHYUN’S FACE

-so you know what this fucker replies with 

-“i love you”

-it’s so quiet and faint but wonho hears it anyway and his heart stops because it’s the first time kihyun’s told him he loves him and aHHH

-“tell me you love me in the morning, baby" 

-wonho says that in the softest voice he’s ever heard himself speak and gosh he realizes how in love he is with kihyun

-kihyun likes sneaking in kisses with wonho during the day

-it’ll be quick, subtle kisses on the cheek or something 

-kihyun never kisses wonho’s lips in public

-he’s learned his lesson smh

-the one time he presses a quick kiss to wonho’s lips, wonho pulled him closer and wouldn’t stop kissing him until kihyun ran out of breath and had to push wonho away

-wonho likes it when kihyun’s cheeks become a dusty pink when he’s embarrassed a lot

-which is one of the reasons he likes kissing kihyun until he can’t breathe :))))))) control him

-honestly kihyun probably sits on wonho’s lap when they makeout 

-wonho insists smh

-"it’s not a proper makeout session until you sit on my lap”

-“im going to bite your lip until it bleeds istg wonho”

-“kinky ;)))))))”

-their makeout sessions are wild y'all istg

-wonho always initiates it 

-kihyun could be sitting on the couch playing something on his phone and wonho’ll slowly drag him onto his lap

-and kihyun’ll be like “lol w/e”

-but then wonho’ll start to kiss the back of kihyun’s neck softly and subtly and make him squirm 

-“if you don’t stop doing that i’ll smack you”

-“make me”

-boom ezpz that’s how all their makeout sessions start 

-kihyun’s legs end up on either side of wonho’s body and wonho holds him still by gripping his waist half heartedly

-wonho’s hands never stay there anyway

-kihyun likes tangling his fingers in wonho’s hair and pulling on it occasionally

-wonho has a hair pulling kink confirmed

-honestly kihyun puts his hands in wonho’s hair because he doesn’t know where else to put them

-shy lil baby omg

-wonho always ends up grabbing kihyun’s thighs bc according to @jeongmini “kihyun’s thicc” sO

-whenever kihyun tries to pull away from the kiss wonho doesnt let him

-kihyun has to tug wonho’s head back by gripping his hair

-and wonho always groans which makes kihyun turn pinker than he already was

-after makeout sessions, kihyun’s cheeks are always dusted with a soft pink and he’s always gasping for air

-wonho finds that so cute goD

-wonho probably likes giving him hickies a lot

-just to make him squirm and whimper

-the amount of times the other boys have walked in on them eating each other’s faces is too mANY

-poor changkyun smh

-after that whenever they makeout on the couch, kihyun always mumbles something about the boys seeing them but wonho doesnt give a fuCK BYE

-kihyun in oversized sweaters makes wonho dIE

-thigh highs too probably bYE I WASNT HERE

-im literally like 13 im going to hell

-kihyun probably steals wonho’s clothes and wonho pretends to be mad

-wonho melts whenever kihyun sings

-honestly wonho is so cheesy kihyun wants to stab himself 24/7

-wonho could open his mouth and he’d have that stupid grin on his face every time he’s about to say something cheesy and kihyun would slap a hand over his mouth so quickly like wow ok sonic has competition

-”if you say some dumb pickup line again im going to lock you out of our room and youre gonna have to sleep on the couch”

-”i’ll just sleep with hyungwon”

-”ok you can fiGHT ME RIGHT NOW”

-their height difference isnt even that big but wonho could probably fling kihyun across the room by accident

-he did it like, once bUT IT WASNT ON PURPOSE

-HE DIDNT MEAN TO

-no one knows how it happens

-kihyun has blocked it from his mind

-the only one who remembers it is wonho and if you ask him about it he gets triggered

-”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP HOE”

-”why do i still love you”

-”lol have u seen my abs kihyun”

-kihyun makes sure wonho eats enough

-like, every time they eat together, kihyun gives wonho a major side eye

-”kihyun why are you staring at me like that”

-”*heavy breathing* *sinks into his seat* *whispers* u need to eat more and stay healthy and im worried for your weight”

-”what was that?”

-”*mr krabs meme* i- i wANT YOUR FOOD”

-”oh here lmaO”

-”*pterodactyl screeches* NO DONT GIVE ME YOUR FOOD EAT IT”

-kihyun just wants wonho to be hEALTHY

-ok we’ve always seen that gif of kihyun sitting on wonho’s thighs while he does sit-ups and i 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% believe it’s just a normal thing that they do

-the first time they did it, wonho said that “it was for motivation”

-kihyun knew it was bullshit but he went with it anyway

-sometimes when wonho gets close enough to kihyun’s face, kihyun’ll kiss him kiLL ME

-”you call that a sit-up my deceased bunny from 5th grade could do a better sit-up than that”

-kihyun is a savage

-”babe dont be like this”

-”my bunny wouldnt use the babe tactic on me, you know why? BECAUSE SHE WASNT A BITCH”

-”ok but your bunny also cant talk”

-”MS WHISKERS LOVED TALKING TO ME”

-wonho ends up kissing kihyun to shut him up

-kihyun pushes him away and says “STOP KISSING ME JUST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANNA PROPERLY DO A SIT-UP”

-wonho likes it when kihyun sings for him

-he likes the way kihyun’s voice is airy and light in the morning

-and kihyun likes the way wonho’s voice is so rough and low in the morning

-wonho stares at kihyun way too often but he never realizes

-kihyun likes falling asleep on top of wonho

-he likes when their stomachs press together and how he can hear wonho’s heartbeat

-and he feels so safe with wonho’s arms around him

-wonho likes taking kihyun’s phone so he can spam his camera roll with selfies

-jokes on him kihyun saves them all for blackmail :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

-wonho nibbles on kihyun’s cheeks or bites him in random places

-cue kihyun’s screeching to “sTOoOoOooOoOoOoP”

-kihyun is ticklish and wonho takes advantage of that

-whenever wonho tries to go close to kihyun’s neck, kihyun kicks him and runs away

-”dOnT BreATHe oN MY NEcK”

-whenever kihyun falls asleep on wonho, wonho forgets how to breathe and stops moving bc “iM GONNA WAKE HIM UP IF I BREATHE!11!1!!!1!!1!”

-he ends up scooping kihyun up in his arms and tucking him in bed kill me :((((((((((((((

-kihyun takes care of the boys a lot so wonho likes taking care of him in return

-whenever it snows, kihyun acts like a little kiD AHHH

-”wonho!! WONHO LOOK IT’S IMPORTANT”

-”WHAT OH MY GOD”

-”IT’S S N O W I N G”

-whenever the two of them go outside in the winter, kihyun’s cheeks always get red extremely easily

-and whenever it’s really cold, kihyun tends to breathe out from his mouth more often bc his nose is probably stuffy or something

-and it melts wonho’s heart seeing kihyun’s red cheeks and mouth slightly agape like a little kid

-HAND HOLDING IS A MUST

-wonho just really likes the feeling of kihyun’s fingers tangling with his own and gosh oh my gosh he loves him so much

-honestly kihyun probably fell in love with wonho during their no.mercy days

-but wonho had had his eye on kihyun for so much longer

-he was passing by the dance practice room and he heard someone singing from the inside

-and at first he was like “wtf why is someone singing in the dance practice room at this hour it’s almost midnight”

-but all he could think about was how fucking pretty the voice singing was

-so he contemplated whether or not he should stay and listen

-spoiler: he stayed and listened!!1!1!!

-he wanted to find out who the voice belonged to but gOD HE’S SO AWKWARD AND IT’S SO WEIRD

-”hey lol i heard u singing and i think im in love”

-MISS HIM WITH THAT BULLSHIT OMG

-he was too busy roasting himself in his head that he didnt notice that the person inside had opened the door

-”um… can i help you…?”

-WONHO HAD A HEART ATTACK

-wonho started mumbling and stuttering

-”no i… i just… nO” AND THEN HE R A N A W A Y

-kihyun didnt even know what the fuck to think so he shrugged it off

-but whenever they crossed paths during their trainee days, wonho would look at him a second longer and blush bye

-when they met during no.mercy kihyun remembered him immediately

-”hey youre that guy that stalked me in the dance practice room!!”

-”I WASNT STALKING YOU I JUST HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY AND I LIKED YOUR VOICE”

-”well youre lucky i like your face or i probably wouldve called the cops by now”

-wow ok smooth kihyun smh

-and at first they were just good friends but kihyun started noticing how sweet and gentle and precious wonho really was and fuCK HE WAS FALLING IN LOVE SHOVE HIM IN FRONT OF A BUS

-DANCE PRACTICES THAT CONSIST OF JUST THE TWO OF THEM

-this is getting too long i need to end this but stan monsta x stan talent stan cute babies who dont know how to live properly i love them

PART 1 OF MY FEELINGS FOR EP 15

HE’S FUCKING CUTE IM GOING TO CRY

what a cute husband im crying too you’re so emotionally invested

AT THE BACK: BONDAGE

he’s the cutest boy in existence i can’t even… probably top 1 of 3 (and did u hear the “mhm” he says as the camera shows kongpope??? i AM OBSESSED with that mannerism of his ohmygod it’s like he has to agree with what he says always)

i s2g i exploded

wow we have this trend of people liking bdsm huh (i s2g im like this)

ok i said that arthit is the cutest boy of 3 cutest boys right… here’s top 2

I CANT STOP THE TEARS LOOK AT HOW PROUD HE IS

what a FUCKING PROUD BF OHMYGOD

look OHMYGOD I’M CRYING (PLUS HE’S FUCKING HOT HEADCANON THAT KONGPOPE LIKES TO PLAY IN BED WITH ARTHIT STILL IN BUSINESS SUIT)

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

MY WORLD IS ENDING OMFG IM CRYING LOOK AT HOW FLUSHED HE GOT