im glad hes single

Eat, Mama Jin, Eat!

i just spent 18 minutes watching this gorgeous man eat one of my favorite foods sooo deliciously, i just had to dedicate a shrine of a post to commemorate this joyous occasion.

I MEAN JUST LOOK AT HOW HAPPY THIS ADORABLE SQUIRREL IS AFTER SEEING FOOD. THIS IS LITERALLY ME, JUST LESS VIOLENT AND WAAAY CUTER. 

even the way he says “thank you for the food!” kills me. ugh mama jin is so precious just end me now

then this queen of the fluffiest of all the squirrels tries to show us how to eat jjajangmyun (korean black bean sauce noodles) like a cool guy

but all i can see is that jawline like W O W. as a mom of 6, you sure look mighty fine, jin mama. also, why are leather jackets a thing for bts? like does yoongi just lend erryone his leather jacket to DRIVE US INSANE? i want to burn that jacket FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYONE’S HEALTH AND WELL-BEING. 

so i continue to watch and the action starts to pick up. the plot thickens as big mama jin prepares to take his first bite.

wait, what. you’re kidding right? you’re not actually going to shove that all in your mouth at once are you–

oh. 

idk whether to be impressed or terrified by the powerful blackhole of a vaccuum that is jin’s mouth like HOW DID ALL OF THAT FIT? 

it’s okay though, i don’t think i was the only one horrifyingly amazed because lo and behold, tae strides by like

“alright then. you go mama.” 

but then he decides to give it a go and see how much he can stuff in his mouth too cuz hey, it should run in the genes right? 

but then he’s like “ah screw it, i’m just gonna steal mom’s food.”

look at that sorrow on jin’s face. but like a true mother would, he bites his tongue down and sacrifices his precious food for his hungry baby bird. at least it’s only for one kid–

“WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? AND IF YOU SAY ‘FROM MY WOMB’ I WILL SHOVE YOUR CHOPSTICKS WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE, YA HEAR?”

“thanks ma, you da best.”

“leave or i will bite your thumb off.”

luckily child #1 kimtaetae comes back just in the nick of time, bearing a gift of atonement to calm mother jin’s rage

and he’s all "ah, i knew there was a reason why i chose you as my favorite. good work taetae.”

“wait wait wait, where do you think you’re going with that–”

“jimin says you’re on a diet. so i’ll drink this for you.”

“i hate you all.”

“whatever, i’m just gonna eat all my feels AND Y’ALL UNGRATEFUL RUGRATS CAN’T HAVE ANY SO HAH.”

“motherhood’s great.” /sobs internally