im furious!

i thought i was done with my last post but it turns out i have a lot on my mind and there’s something else i wanna discuss. im actually so furious rn and it’s not even a particular event that’s caused this but it’s just months of this building up and i’m fucking tired, i’m tired of the blatant lesbophobia on this site (and obviously more in society as a whole but i’m focussing on tumblr rn just for the purposes of expressing my point)

it seems like if you’re a lesbian, you’re held to the highest possible standard to be accepted as a decent person. we’re literally expected to be perfect for us to even be acknowledged or taken seriously. it’s one thing to call out the transphobia (which is a real and important problem we need to tackle) in the wlw community (from lesbians, bi and pan women may i add) but it’s another thing entirely to dismiss lesbians for things you wouldn’t even blink an eyelid for if a straight person did it. for example, cissexist comments. they’re horrible and disgusting and we need to work on revamping our vocabulary to be inclusive and accepting of trans women and trans people as a whole and not equate womanhood to vaginas etc, but how come it’s only lesbians that are called out for this shit? not once have i seen someone drag a straight girl for saying they like dick. but as soon as a lesbian says she likes eating out her girlfriend suddenly she’s a cissexist transphobe.

we need to work together to focus on cissexism and transphobia but stop, STOP holding only lesbians accountable for something which the entire community is responsible for. stop telling lesbians we are inherently bad people. it only reinforces the message that lesbians are disgusting, oppressive or somehow unprogressive. it’s offensive and sends such toxic ideas to young lesbians in particular that so many SO many young girls turn to calling themselves sapphic (which can be a useful term when talking about lbpq women as a whole but i’m talking about lesbians here) instead of calling themselves lesbians because they think it’s something to be ashamed of.

stop making lesbians feel like they’re inherently bad people honest to fucking god

anonymous asked:

Hiiiii~ headcanon where mc's addicted to the dab and the rfa + minor trio's reaction?

A/N: *constant dabbing* (it’s almost like I can hear 626 shouting at me in the distance to stop) ~Admin 404


*YOOSUNG:

           -He’s a college student, he should know what the dab is

           - if not then he’s gon’ learn today

           -He’ll laugh when you do it unless the two of you are in an extremely crowded place

           -If strangers start staring, he gets really embarrassed!!

           -MC pls, those old people are judging us ;A;

           -He’ll join you every now and then for a pose, but usually just smiles at you

           -Sometimes you like to climb up on things and do the dab just so he can take a picture

           -But every time you do that though, he gets so worried?? Like what if yOU LOSE YOUR FOOTING WHEN YOU GO TO POSE AND FALL???

           -Honestly started to pick it up from you- meaning just out of nowhere, if something cool happens that he likes, he’ll dab

           - f CUK MC LOOK AT WHAT YOU STARTED

*ZEN:

           -WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

           -After the first few times, he realizes what you’re doing

           -That’s that weird meme thing, isn’t it!!!!

           -It doesn’t bother him that much, but every now and then he’s like??

           -Stop it MC, I want to see your face

           -Give him the puppy dog eyes and he’ll do it with you

           - damn those eyes

           -You took a picture of him doing it once and he decided, “Hey, fuck it, I’m gonna post it”

           -IT BLEW UP BECAUSE??? THIS HOT ACTOR JUST DID AN INTERNET MEME, HELLO

           -No longer cares how often you do it because you’re the one who got him to do it in the first place, so thanks to you, he got even more attention from fans <3

*JAEHEE:

           -“God bless you”

           -This precious girl thought you were sneezing

           -But?? Were you just quiet about it??

           -Until she realized that….that’s a very odd position to sneeze in

           -Didn’t understand it was a meme thing until Zen explained it to her

           - because you and Saeyoung refused to explain it and threatened Yoosungs rank in LOLOL if he told her

           -MC please don’t do that in public;;;

           -Hopes holding your hand will make you stop please you’re going to hit someone in the face one of these days

           -Will not do it with you, stop begging, she’s strong-willed, will not give in!!!

           -Judging you every time you do it in front of her because? Really MC? I don’t see the appeal

*JUMIN:

           -What the fuck are you doing

           -Genuinely concerned for your health

           -Are you allergic to something????

           -You have to explain to him for a solid hour on what the dab is

           -Still doesn’t understand

           -YOU CAN BET YOUR SWEET ASS YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF HIM DOING IT THOUGH

           -BECAUSE HE COULDN’T SAY NO TO HIS KITTEN

           -You don’t post it anywhere though because you wouldn’t do that to JuJu

           -When you said anywhere, you didn’t mean the chatroom though

           -SAEYOUNG EDITED AND MADE IT AESTHETIC-LOOKING AND JUMIN SECRETLY LOVES IT, HE HAS IT AS HIS BACKGROUND UNTIL SOMEONE MENTIONS IT

*SAEYOUNG:

           -You thought YOU were addicted to dabbing

           -HE’S ADDICTED TO IT MORE THAN YOU ARE

           -The two of you have a competition on who can perform the dab in the coolest place

           -Y'all are so extra, climbing up to extremely high and dangerous places

           -He has you beat though because hello he’s not about to lose this competition so he never tells you the cool places he knows

           -THE REST OF THE GROUP IS SO TIRED OF YOU TWO

           -STOP DABBING

           -Always takes the pictures of you two dabbing and edits it to be aesthetic

           - fuckin meme lord

           - MC, can we dab in our wedding photos

*V:

           -???

           -What’s a meme?

           -That pose is a meme?

           -He has a photo album labeled “MC + DABBING” because??

           -THAT’S THE POSE YOU ALWAYS DO

           -“MC! Say cheese!”

           -Instant dabbing pose

           -He’s so used to it, he’s surprised if you go through an entire day WITHOUT doing it

           -In public he just disregards it, like I said, he’s so used to it now

           - secretly you feel bad so you try really hard to not pose like that in pictures from now on

*SAERAN:

           -oh no

           -pls don’t do this to me MC

           -It’s bad enough he has to deal with Saeyoung and his memes but!!!

           -YOU TOO?????

           -Groans every time you do it

           -Straight up, leaves the house when both you AND Saeyoung do it

           - he’s not gonna have it

           -CAN and WILL restrain you in public. Only he doesn’t hold your hand to do it

           -If his death glare isn’t enough to deter you, he will hug you from behind and make sure your arms are against your sides

           -NO DABBING. THIS IS A NO DABBING ZONE MC. I DON’T CARE IF SAEYOUNG’S DOING IT TOO, I CAN LEAVE HIM BEHIND

*VANDERWOOD:

           - nO

           -NONONONONO

           -DID SEVEN CORRUPT YOU??????????

           -THEY’LL KILL HIM!!!

           -Literally face palms every time they catch you doing it

           -It’s some stupid fucking internet thing, isn’t it?

           -WILL YOU JUST STOP DOING THAT??

           -Hates it, absolutely hates it

           -If they can, they’ll catch you before you do it and physically restrain you

           -“JUST S T O P”

How to make Frozen on Broadway better
  • Give Elsa an undefinable disability
  • Make Hans a priest
  • Change Anna into a ethnic dancer
  • Have Olaf be several voices inside Elsa’s head
  • Get rid of the magic
  • Put it in France
  • Specifically at Notre Dame cathedral
  • Actually just put Hunchback on Broadway

God dammit I’m jumping on board the AU bandwagon, it was only a matter of time, I blame @sportathicc for making me love the idea of Lazytown AUs im gonna draw the ice skater sportacus soon btw

Obvs the only course of action is to crash 2 of my favorite franchises into each other, creating this abomination that is the Fast and Furious Lazytown AU OK JUST HEAR ME OUT:

  • Robbie Rotten is a veteran street racer in some skeevy little town called Latabæ, he’s been the champion of the racing circuit for years and the local cops are too few in number to do anything about it
  • He’s a little bit magic when it comes to how machines work so he wins races easy, and he never has a real challenge, but he just lays back and rules over his part of town and keeps the neighboring gangs at bay
  • don’t tell anyone but he has a bit of a soft spot for this little bunch of runaway kids who’ve taken up residence around his garage - apparently they’ve started calling it ‘the lair’
  • on the one hand he likes having it easy, on the other hand the monotony of not having someone to compete with is so damn aggravating that sometimes he cant sleep for days on end
  • then one day out of fucking nowhere this blue sports car comes rolling into one of Robbie’s races and out pops a guy who looks like heaven and has absolutely no business being in Robbie’s circuit
  • he immediately challenges Robbie to race and for the first time he can remember, Robbie loses, but for some reason the newcomer just laughs and tells him it was fun and maybe he’ll see Robbie around sometime and he just fucking leaves and Robbie’s never been so confused or enraged
  • he goes to a local ex-CI named Milford demanding to know everything about this newcomer, as soon as he gets an address Robbie sends his 3 employees out to locate this blue suited abomination
  • they come back sheepishly saying they couldn’t do anything, Robbie takes matters into his own hands, he arrives at a run down motel only to find his new rival washing his car with the help of this pink haired pixie of a kid who keeps calling him ‘dad’ and Robbie nearly loses his grip on reality
  • how the hell is he supposed to run this musclebound menace out of town the man has a daughter and Robbie is many things but he’s not a MONSTER
  • he starts keeping tabs on the pair anyway, he notices the girl befriends the runaways and even starts hanging out with Milford and his ladyfriend Bessie when her dad is off working at an auto garage literally ten minutes away from Robbie’s place
  • at least twice a week this asshole shows up and races Robbie and for some reason he never seems to grasp the fact that races are not meant to be for fun, dammit
  • at some point Robbie learns this pointy-eared prick’s name
  • it’s Sportacus
  • what the hell kind of name is Sportacus and why does your accent make me blush how dare you
  • one day a race gets broken up by the cops, who have become unusually vigilant as of late, and Sportacus and Robbie end up fleeing the scene together
  • “I don’t want to worry Stephanie, you know how to lose the cops, can I stay at your place? just for tonight?”
  • Robbie has never been so flustered in his entire life
  • “f-fine”
  • dear god this man’s smile should be illegal
  • “thanks Robbie”
  • “we’re not friends”
  • “i know”
  • Robbie doesn’t know whether to kiss him or shoot him, maybe he should do both just to be sure
  • Sportacus eventually gets home, all the runaways are sleeping in the motel living room, Stephanie gives him the most suspicious look when he tells her where he was last night
  • “it was just so the police wouldn’t catch me”
  • yeah dad just keep telling yourself that
  • Robbie and Sportacus don’t know when to quit and within a week they’re racing again, they start having one-on-one competitions
  • Sportacus visits Robbie’s garage after he loses his job at the other one asking if Robbie will hire him
  • Robbie wants to say no but he remembers that stupid pink thing who’s so fucking nice to the other kids and he begrudgingly hires this stupid man and has to suffer through seeing him way more frequently
  • Sportacus does gymnastics in the parking lot
  • why does he do gymnastics in the parking lot
  • WHY CAN’T ROBBIE STOP WATCHING HIM DO GYMNASTICS IN THE PARKING LOT
  • it doesn’t take long for their friends to catch onto the fact that they like each other
  • everyone knows
  • even the cops know
  • they’re equally oblivious to the fact that they care about each other
  • it’s hopeless

if someone tells you that

  • your depression/anxiety is a choice
  • your depression/anxiety can be cured if you just “control your mind”
  • it isn’t worth spending precious time being depressed/anxious and dismisses it
  • there’s an on and off switch in your head and you can choose to flip the switch at any time

RUN. BLOCK THEM. CUT THEM OUT OF YOUR LIFE. TELL THEM TO SHOVE THAT BULLSHIT UP THEIR ASS AND FUCK THEMSELVES. you deserve better. i deserve better.

My dad is literally… the least emotionally mature person i have ever met in my life. I am so TIRED of me, my brother and my mom having to walk on eggshells around him because he’s so emotionally explosive. Like… we literally have mini meetings where we discuss how to NOT piss him off this isn’t normal and I’m so sick of it

I’m pissed at the moment because I had a whole comic done for the Grease AU and now it got erased so I’m just trying to calm down, I’m sorry but I don't think I’ll work on it for a while. It was a lot and I’m just done with it right now. I’ll answer some asks now.

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how did this get made?
∟fast & furious 6 (2013): the minute the credits went down, i gave this movie a standing ovation. i leapt out of my seat and started clapping and i said to my friend next to me, “that was flawless.” - jason mantzoukas