Y'all can gush about m night shyamalan all you want but the biggest plot twist I’ve ever witnessed is Ben stiller releasing some crusty mummy from a sarcophagus and it ending up being the fine ass Rami Malek
*doesn’t study for a test*: nO WORRIes, i’m fine. it can’t be that hard lmao i’m going to ace it
*after the test*: wth why do thEY ALWAYS Make so HARD TESTS!!! i didn’t know a single thing like why do teachers make these impossible tests?? they are too hard for us small students,,, i don’t get it WHY??
dating advice: don’t kiss random black-haired boys who take you to your old burnt family manors because they could potentially be your older brother while you think your boyfriend is your older brother