im funny

pictures of keith with completely correct descriptions

the cover of a teen paranormal romance novel that’s been on clearance ever since the day it came out

idk this kind of reminds me of a mountain dew commercial? you know where they do kick flips on skateboards and set fire to wood and stuff. yeah. he’s the kid who does some sick tricks and then guzzles soda

that One Mandatory Scene in action movie trailers where the main character is facing off with the main villain but you don’t really see anything besides the main character’s pained face as the music grows quieter and quieter and then when it’s silent the villain says something evil and it rings throughout the room and you’re kind of like “oh shit, they’re going to die” but you haven’t really grasped the plot of the movie because it’s just a trailer

dream daddy (2017)

i love william “i built a back deck for the samwell hockey haus because i was procrastinating on my final” poindexter and christopher “i helped him because i was procrastinating on my final” chow and eric “i made lemonade for them because i was procrastinating on my final” bittle and derek “i brought them the lemonade and watched in interest while they built the deck because i was procrastinating on my final” nurse and