im from there lol

// IM SORRY FOR ALL THE OOC POSTS BUT I JUST GOTTA SAY, LMFAO TO THE ANON WHO SUGGESTED THE LOTR AU,& BLESS U. I JUST SPAT OUT MY TEA BC OF THE CHARACTER SUGGESTIONS PFFFFFTTTT FUCKING SUGA’S LMFAOOOOOOOO IM C R Y I N G (ty for making my morning)

also replies are gonna be rly slow from here on out bc of the work week and bc im a grandma lol z___z
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—  Can’t we just stop and argue, now? Be done with it?

—  I don’t want to argue.

NO OKAY SERIOUSLY WHAT IS UP WITH AMERICA

you can be in seattle where is 9am aND IN MIAMI ITS FUCKING 12PM?? it would literally take you 48 HOURS, (THATS TWO FULL DAYS) to travel the 2,735 miles between those two states. an d youRe in the sSAME fUCking coUNtrY what tEh fCUk

BUT LIKE WHAT EVEN ARE STATES?? WHO MADE THEM UP?? 

TEXAS IS LITERALLY BIGGER THAN THE WHOLE OF THE UK

but they’re not even coUntrY tIme zoNEs??? m8 u can be in omaha ne and in columbus ne its fucking 1 hour ahead of you THEY’RE BOTH IN THE SAME STATE???WH AT?/? 

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HAWAII

‘we were unable to calculate the route and time by road’ you know fucking why? bECAUsE tHERE ISNTT A FUCKING ROAD. HAWAII IS LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN WHAT TH E FU CK AMERICA WHAT THE FUKC

The Bookshop That Has (Almost) Everything

fun fact this is loosely based on a real bookshop I once found somewhere in greenwich idk exactly where it is but if ever find urself around the area look out for it its v cute and v tiny

summary: Phil works at a bookshop. Dan buys a book one day, and, in a ploy to see Phil, keeps returning with more and more obscure requests so Phil has to spend more time searching. After Dan leaves with ‘cactus maintenance: a memoir’, Phil starts to suspect something’s up.

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“Look,” Phil sighs when he catches sight of the book Dan’s clutching today. “I know there’s a very good chance you keep cacti and you just wanna maintain them and it’s probably wrong of me to assume otherwise, but-…can I ask you something?”

Dan gulps, putting the book titled “Cactus Maintenance: A Memoir” down on the counter.

“Do you actually need half of the books you come in here for?” he asks softly. “I mean, don’t get me wrong, there’s a good chance you might actually ride motorcycles, study bricklaying, want to know more about frogspawn or- you know, wanna look after your cacti, but…” he shrugs. “I don’t know. It’s just- um, you’re the first person I’ve met that, you know, buys one book every single day. When do you get time to read them all?”

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i.

Graveland’s Books is the kind of place you’d only come across if you were either very bored, very desperate, or very lost.

It hides on the tail end of an alleyway just behind the village market, and the gnarled wooden beams, the glass oil lanterns lining either side of the aged brickwork and the rusty bronze bell hanging above the door would fool anyone into thinking they’d just stepped out of 2016 and into the 18th century. If it wasn’t for the mobile phone shop sitting directly opposite, of course.

It’s not big in size, with a staff room and an office the size of a postage stamp upstairs and just about enough room to fit two free standing bookshelves in the middle of the shop, but books spill into every single crack. Stacks and stacks of fiction and history and travel and biographies narrow the aisles between the shelves, and it’s all too easy to trip over a random pile of books in the middle of the floor when you’re not concentrating properly.

But, for a job running along the sidelines of university, Phil enjoys it. He’d certainly rather spend his time flicking through a story about a cursed mushroom than stack supermarket shelves and deal with obnoxious co-workers, anyway.

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screaming and crying because I ACTUALLY SAW THEM AS THEY WERE WALKING TO THE STAGE (or was it back from? im not sure) 

I was actually standing in a corner with my friend’s sis as we waited for her and suddenly she was like, “Look, LOOK” and pointed behind me, as i turned i saw them as they walked past us, a hoard of girls clutching their phones trailing after them. and Baozi had his hand on Hana’s back as they walked briskly aaaah they’re so cute

later when i told my sis (she doesn’t like yoi, just cosplay) that i saw them she was like “WHY DIDN’T YOU TAKE PICTURES???!!’

i replied, “I WAS SHOCKED AND THEY WERE WALKING AWAY!”

so yeah i like them a lot they’re so cute

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Hanakumamii Character Challenge

Day 3 A character who looks like you 
Sawakou Kuronuma | 黒沼 爽子 | Kimi Ni Todoke