im feeling down but these little guys are.. so cute

anonymous asked:

Have you ever done RFA+literally anyone hcs with a chubby MC because if not then please do it I need it in my life no rush though take your time ily have a good day fam bye

i have been waiting for one of these

Zen: 

  • you were gorgeous
  • he was always telling you that
  • but when the two of you would go out and you would see all of his fans
  • it made you feel a little insecure yeah
  • but when you told him that he made it his personal mission to make you see how perfect you were
  • did somebody say extra love to your most insecure features?
  • how bout off guard pictures that look like they came out of a magazine
  • not to mention him down right destroying anyone who talked badly of you

Yoosung:

  • he thought you were cute
  • ‘more to love is that saying right? it’s so true!…wait oh my god did i upset you im sorry!’
  • this cute dork
  • would straight up punch any guy who made a rude comment about your weight
  • whether you were around to hear it or not
  • the girls got death glares that would rattle even Saeran
  • super over protective
  • he thought you were perfect, yeah right if you thought he would let you think anything else
  • loves loves loves cuddling you though
  • favorite past time, wins out over LOLOL sometimes

Jumin:

  • this boy
  • you couldn’t show the smallest hint of insecurity about anything to him
  • he shut it down so quick and would do whatever he could to make you love that part of yourself
  • he absolutely loved your body though
  • so any form of weight loss surgery he would not be paying for
  • sorry MC but if you had plans on losing that weight you better do it yourself
  • Jumin thinks theres nothing that needs to be changed and he be damned if he reinforces your belief that there is
  • pays extra close attention to your stomach and thighs that night
  • if he kept up at the pace he was going you would end up losing the weight anyways
  • no seriously all you had to do was blink and he was ready to go
  • loves you regardless of what you look like, but you look pretty damn good to him

Jaehee: 

  • she doesn’t think anything of it
  • she loves you and your body, it never crossed her mind that you would feel any different
  • bet your ass she started telling you how much she loved you and how beautiful you are a lot more after that
  • she straight judo beats a guy in the cafe when he makes a joke about your weight under his breath
  • she didn’t tell you what he said
  • no one mentions your weight after that, not even when neither of you are around because she somehow finds out every time
  • when you’re cuddling she is always the big spoon
  • don’t try to fight her on it
  • she loves resting her cheek against your back
  • idk shes weird

Saeyoung:

  • boy would fight you if you were insecure about your weight
  • no really he wouldn’t get it and challenge you to a pillow fight
  • loser would be deemed right because if it was winner he knew you would win
  • you’re much better at pillow fights than he is because you distract him with your perfect looks
  • loves you and your body
  • pays super close attention to the parts of your body you dislike the most
  • absolutely loves how big your boobs are
  • he is always leaving little notes about how beautiful you are around the house
  • destroys anyone who talks badly of you
  • literally destroys them. credit, marriage, everything

V: 

  • this angel
  • he may be nearly blind but he knows you are gorgeous
  • you can’t use that against him
  • ‘V you’re blind you don’t even know’
  • guess who gets the eye surgery
  • “you’re just as perfect as i thought you were”
  • little shit
  • now that he has his sight back, he’s back to taking pictures
  • usually of you
  • after seeing how beautiful you looked in his photographs boy is talented with a camera you almost cry
  • “this is how you always look to me MC”
  • yeah you’re crying

Saeran:

  • he doesn’t care
  • he literally couldn’t give less of a shit about your weight
  • he loves you and everything about you 
  • so what if you weigh a little more than average
  • would pick you up like it’s nothing to him
  • one look from him towards anyone who was so much as looking at you wrong would have them peeing their pants
  • no one ever actually said anything about your weight
  • he’d probably kill them
  • pays extra attention to places he’s noticed you’re insecure about
  • loves to lay his head on your chest after a bad day

-Admin!Kayleigh

Aqours daily chat routine
  • Chika: woah look at this emoticon I found ʕ•͡•ʔ so cute lol
  • You: you never runs out of emoticon I swear
  • Chika: thats cuz I keep finding new ones (・ㅂ・)و ̑̑
  • //Mari has entered the chat//
  • You: stop before Mari enters the chat
  • You: I didn't even finish
  • Mari: I sense the emoticons being used
  • Chika: yo mari (*゚▽゚)ノ
  • Mari: yo mikan lover
  • Chika: im You's lover wtf
  • Mari: dude chill take a joke ffs
  • //Dia has entered the chat//
  • Dia: take your jokes away from the main chat
  • Mari: nope
  • Dia: we created another chat for this kind of thing, go use it
  • Mari: ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)
  • Dia: you use that emoticon all the time when you're going to grope me, leave
  • Mari: 〒_〒
  • Dia: I don't care if you're sad
  • Mari: T ^ T
  • Mari: ΩДΩ
  • Mari: ( •̥́ ﹏ •̀ू )
  • Dia: I really don't care if you are crying
  • //Kanan has entered the chat//
  • Kanan: Dia stop bullying Mari
  • Mari: kanKanan (っ´▽`)っ
  • Chika: Kanan help us
  • Kanan: yo kiddo
  • Chika: IM ONLY A YEAR YOUNGER THAN YOU DONT CALL ME KIDDO ٩(๑`^´๑)۶
  • You: why r u like dis
  • Dia: please type properly
  • Mari: only you cares lol
  • You: I dont wtf u on about
  • Mari: not you We caps your name
  • You: oh lol
  • You: and I thought you were crying wtf
  • Mari: im still crying shut up :'(
  • //Riko has entered the chat//
  • //Yoshiko has entered the chat//
  • Riko: the notifications are annoying me
  • Yoshiko: wtf r u gays on about again and hey Lily
  • Riko: we always enters at the same time??
  • Chika: Ha! G A Y
  • Riko: shut up
  • Yoshiko: shut up
  • Mari: omg they texted the same thing goals
  • You: werent you crying
  • Mari: I was until my sub unit members shows up
  • Dia: one thing that bothers me
  • Dia: Is that a typo or did you mean it?
  • Yoshiko: what typo
  • Dia: is that guys or gays
  • You: I bet you its gays
  • Yoshiko: its gays
  • //Kanan has entered the chat//
  • Kanan: my phone kept vibrating whats up
  • Mari: gays
  • Kanan: you guys are always like this
  • Chika: dont talk like you arent gay either →_→
  • Kanan: im the second gayest of all chika
  • Dia: I'm not surprised, to be honest
  • Riko: then who's the most gayest?
  • Yoshiko: I bet you its Mari
  • //Maru has entered the chat//
  • //Ruby has entered the chat//
  • Mari: im the gayest of all
  • Dia: CHRIST RUBY JUST ENTERED THE CHAT
  • Yoshiko: omg rip
  • Chika: omg rip
  • You: omg rip
  • Ruby: sis im also gay you know
  • Dia: wait, what? Who are you going out with?
  • Hanamaru: mE
  • Mari: did you not know?
  • Dia: why the fuck do you think I'm asking
  • Chika: omg Dia just swear guys take covers Σ(゜゜)
  • You: don't overreact lol
  • Riko: I think you should
  • Dia: shut up, she's my lil'sis for fuck sake
  • Chika: omg she swear again run guys ᕕ(‾口‾)ᕗ
  • Kanan: calm down shes not a little kid
  • Yoshiko: techinally speaking yeah
  • You: id be worried tbh cuz Chika once lured Ruby with a lolipop
  • Riko: so cute
  • Yoshiko: Lily no youre mine
  • Riko: im not trying to cheat
  • Dia: The group chat is a mess
  • Mari: Ikr
  • Dia: especially you, Mari
  • Mari: ԅ(。≖△≖。ԅ) I feel personally attacked
  • Dia: you should be
  • Kanan: calm down you two
  • Chika: wtf were we even talking about in the first place lol ( ᐛ )
  • Riko: something I guess
  • Ruby: I entered late so
  • Hanamaru: Ofh mAy g'otd
  • You: wtf
  • Chika: wtf
  • Mark: omg another couple texting the same thing goals
  • Yoshiko: ruby translate
  • Ruby: im with her and theres a dog
  • //Riko has left the chat//
  • Yoshiko: omg Lily come back
  • Yoshiko: dont leave me
  • Yoshiko: I NEED U HERE
  • Yoshiko: THE DOG ISNT EVEN NEAR U
  • //Riko has entered the chat//
  • Riko: my mum just called sorry
  • Mari: that was great
  • You: someone screenshot it
  • Chika: Yoshiko cant live without Riko confirmed
  • Yoshiko: ITS YOHANE
  • Dia: screw you gays
  • Chika: omg hwat
  • Mari: omg hwat
  • You: omg hwat
  • Hanamaru: OM'g Hwa's4T
  • Ruby: sis?
  • Dia: typo, sorry
  • Mari: that is def not a typo
  • Riko: the a and u is at in end from each other
  • Yoshiko: cant be a typo
  • Dia: you're right because it's actually auto-correct
  • Kanan: dont meme Dia now
  • Mari: "screw you gays"
  • Kanan: what did I say
  • Chika: guess who just got memed again
  • Riko: this is a literal mess
  • Hanamaru: CwkaoaAgkGtu'jdv?
  • Yoshiko: wtf speak human language
  • Ruby: the dog just trampled on her phone
  • Yoshiko: ITS TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH US THAT DOG MUST BE MY CERBERUS
  • Riko: stop or I wont give you any kisses tmr
  • Yoshiko: my deepest apologies I want my kisses
  • Mari: our chats never have a solid topic lol
  • Dia: that's because y'all a mess
  • Ruby: sis did you just say "y'all"
  • Mari: probs picked it up from me
  • Dia: save me
  • [Mari has sent a link - SAVE ME]
  • Mari: this is your song
  • Dia: Why do I always get memed
  • Chika: because its easy to meme you ٩( 'ω' )و
  • You: and its hilarious
  • Kanan: What did she do to deserve this
  • Mari: nothing rly
  • Riko: but theyre gonna do it anyway
  • Ruby: sis
  • Dia: help me
  • Ruby: I cant
  • Dia: Betrayed by my own blood
  • Dia: I'm leaving
  • //Dia has left the chat//
  • Hanamaru: sHge 'lEaft
  • Yoshiko: what
  • Ruby: "she left"
  • Mari: buuu she left
  • Kanan: good for her she'll get stressed because of us
  • Chika: omg ur worrying about her are you cheating on Mari (|||゚д゚)
  • Kanan: we're in a polyamorous relationship jeez
  • Mari: yh yh Dia's bottom btw
  • //Dia has entered the chat//
  • Dia: shut up
  • //Dia has left the chat//
  • Mari: she came to say that and left lol
  • Riko: also we did not need to know that =//=
  • Yoshiko: you're bottom too tho
  • Riko: NEITHER DID WE NEED TO REVEAL THAT YOCCHAN
  • You: friendly reminder that Ruby and Hanamaru is still here
  • Kanan: cant ruin the innocent
  • Chika: you two should leave cuz Dia will kill us if we ruined you two @_@
  • Ruby: sure I guess
  • //Ruby has left the chat//
  • //hanamaru has left the chat//
  • Chika: this will probs surprise you but You is actually bottom
  • Mari: no way
  • Kanan: I thought shes top
  • Chika: she cant even pin me without turning into a blushing mess ๑乛◡乛๑
  • You: thats a lie
  • Chika: then try to top me then
  • Mari: omg a big discovery Chika is top
  • Riko: Chika doesnt get embarrassed that easily so
  • Yoshiko: unlike You and lily
  • Yoshiko: another reminder that Lily is also bottom
  • Riko: Yocchan!
  • Mari: this one im not surprised
  • Riko: I top sometimes as well
  • Mari: that one surprises me
  • Kanan: I did think you two are versatile
  • Chika: same goes to the 3rd year probs
  • Mari: yup
  • Mari: altho Dia is the ultimate bottom
  • Kanan: I'm the ultimate top
  • Mari: I die whenever Kanan top
  • You: you die when Kanan strips
  • Mari: and that too
  • Kanan: she die whenever im around tbh
  • Chika: calm your gf lol
  • You: its late so imma catch some zzZ
  • Chika: more like ur gonna sleep in my arms
  • You: yh that byeee
  • Chika: bye as wellllll
  • //You has left the chat//
  • //Chika has left the chat//
  • Mari: Yous at Chika place I guess
  • Riko: she is
  • Riko: they just came over to the balcony to say G'night
  • Yoshiko: let me sleep at your place next time Lily
  • Riko: sure my mum called earlier to tell me she wont be home till next week
  • Mari: and you can get hot and steamy~~ ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)
  • Riko: stop associating us with you perv
  • Yoshiko: stop associating us with you perv
  • Mari: wow rude
  • Mari: and how the heck did you managed to text the exact same thing
  • Yoshiko: thats cuz Lily made a contract with me
  • Riko: I guess Yocchan and I are connected
  • Mari: so cute lol
  • Mari: Kanan can you come over
  • Kanan: now?
  • Kanan: its 11pm
  • Mari: but im cold n lonely
  • Kanan: be there in 10
  • //Kanan has left the chat//
  • Yoshiko: omg thats quick
  • Riko: how can she get there under 10 mins
  • Mari: her jet ski n im important
  • Yoshiko: makes sense
  • Yoshiko: unless she secretly have a pair of wings since shes a little demon
  • Riko: Yocchan
  • Yoshiko: my deepest apologies I still want my kisses
  • Mari: so cute lol
  • //Dia has entered the chat//
  • Dia: Mari, I swear to god if you don't come to school tomorrow only because Kanan is coming over
  • Mari: join us then lol
  • Yoshiko: your relationship will forever confuses me
  • Mari: lmao
  • Dia: Do I need to go?
  • Mari: yes im cold
  • Dia: give me 20 minutes
  • //Dia has left the chat//
  • Riko: that actually works
  • Mari: yee I get a rly bad cold when im cold for too long
  • Yoshiko: GRAB A BLANKET THEN
  • Mari: Or I can have Dia and Kanan sandwich me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Yoshiko: Who allows you to be in a relationship
  • Mari: my parents obv
  • Yoshiko: IM BEING SARCASTIC
  • Riko: can the bed fit 3 ppl?
  • Mari: i have kings size bed sily
  • Yoshiko: but ur three grown teens ffs
  • Mari: remember that we will be sandwiched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • //Kanan has entered the chat//
  • Kanan: im in the lift rn
  • Yoshiko: so quick wtf
  • Kanan: Mari gets real sick if she's cold when she sleeps
  • Yoshiko: DOES NOT MEAN THERE IS ANY NEEDS TO SANDWICH HER
  • //Dia has entered the chat//
  • Dia: Yes, there is. She loves to have someone to snuggle in her sleep
  • //Dia has left the chat//
  • Riko: she entered to just say that...
  • Mari: thats because im important
  • Kanan: we're spoiling her too tbh
  • Yoshiko: you need to stop omg
  • Kanan: im getting out of the lift
  • Kanan: bye kiddos
  • //Kanan has left the chat//
  • Yoshiko: wtf im only 2 years younger
  • Mari: still a kid
  • Mari: so much to learn
  • Mari: so many positions to use
  • //Dia has entered the chat//
  • Dia: please don't ruin them too
  • //Dia has left the chat//
  • Riko: she did it again
  • Yoshiko: imma leave
  • Yoshiko: Lily I'm calling you after
  • Riko: why?
  • Yoshiko: cuz I want to hear your voice obv
  • Riko: thats so cute of you
  • Yoshiko: shuddup I want to hear you say G'night to me
  • Mari: what a cute couple you are
  • Yoshiko: shut up ur gayer
  • Riko: shut up ur gayer
  • //Yoshiko has left the chat//
  • //Riko has left the chat//
  • Mari: wow
  • Mari: I'm leaving too bYE
  • //Mari has left the chat//
You Can Do It!

Fic Rrequest: 
“OKAY SCRIBS, IM REALLY SORRY BECAUSE I KNOW YOU HAVE A LOT OF REQUESTS BUT I JUST THOUGHT IF A RLY CUTE THING AND I FEEL LIKE YOU’D WRITE IT PERFECTLY. SO ETHAN MENTIONED A LIL WHILE AGO THAT HE MIGHT APPEAR TO SING ON ONE OF G’S TRACKS AND CAN WE HAVE A LIL THING OF THE READER HAVING TO CALM A NERVOUS ETHAN DOWN BC HE DOESNT THINK HIS VOICE IS GOOD ENOUGH AND NOW IM RAMBLING IM SORRY”

ETHAN! ETHAN! ETHAN! ETHAN! 
Hope you guys enjoy! Sorry if it seems a little short :/

Originally posted by ethan-support-group

“But what if my voice cracks!” Ethan said, his voice thick with terror. “Or I forget the lyrics!” 
“Ethan,” You tried, but the blue-boy kept going. 
“Or someone throws a potato,” 
“Who throws a potato?” 
“I don’t know if I’m even good enough to sing for them!” Ethan said, suddenly looking defeated. 
“Whoa, whoa!” You said, taking his hands in yours. “Ethan, don’t you dare say something like that! You’re amazing!” 
“I shouldn’t go on,” Ethan mumbled, “I don’t think  I could handle that.” 
You lifted your hand and softly touched the side of his face, “Ethan, you’re absolutely beautiful when you sing. There’s nothing you should feel nervous about!” 
Ethan smiled sheepishly, “I don’t know…” 
“Ethan this is amazing! You know you’ll regret it if you don’t at least try to do this!” 
Ethan sighed, shaking his head. Stubborn as always.
You felt his hands shaking a little in yours and you gave them a gentle squeeze. 
“Ethan, take a deep breath ok,” You told him. 
He nodded, obeying, taking a long, deep breath. He closed his eyes for a moment, calming his racing heart. 
“Alright, I think I’m ok.” He said. 
“Don’t worry, you’ll do fine.” You told him, smiling widely. “You can do this! You can do anything!” 
He chuckled, “Lucky  I have you here to help me sort myself out.” 
“That’s what I’m here for right?” You asked with a grin. “Calming your nervous wreck of an ass down.” 
“Also giving awesome hugs?” He asked, opening his arms. You laughed and obliged. 
Leaning in and wrapping your arms around him as he did you. 
“Thank you, (Y/N).” He said. 

itssss me booo

hey my name is sariah

i am the youngest of 4 sisters. i do have previous boyfriend experience. i would want my future bts hubby to be funny and i can be myself around. I love cute shit and would like a partner who dosent mind that. i dont care about looks really i think tho a really great couple should flow as in looking good together and have a nice energy. I love doing cute couple things like matching outfits and hair. Having a hubby who can cook is great cos we can do it together . I am also a little party animal so a guy who likes down time and party will have the most me. I dont want a guy that perfect cos i know i am very much not and it makes me feel like i dont deserve them. i can get super jelly if i feel like im not getting enough attention so if hes a little clingy i dont mind really.

if you need more please ask


Heyyyyyyyy :D Thats a perfectly fine amount boo don’t worry~ And hush, you are amazing as you are ^_^ Being imperfect is just a part of being human :) You are completely amazing and I love you very much ^_^

Now, no more dilly dallying, let’s get your ships sorted! :D


The member crushing on would would be our very own;

Park Jimin

Originally posted by jimiyoong

Jiminie would have been drawn to you because of how blunt and mature you are compared to most other females your age. He’d definitely appreciate how giving and supportive you are to those around you, constantly commenting on it or bringing it up when he is telling others about you. He would be incredibly proud when you succeed in anything, making sure his support of you is clear. When he realised he had feelings for you, Jimin would be unsure on how to act on them. He’d contemplate on whether he should tell you or hide them, completely overthinking everything to the point where he nearly has a breakdown over it. In the end, he’d most likely spill everything to you with tears running down his face after his fears of losing you override his sense of control. If you don’t feel the same way, he would step back and make sure he doesn’t bother you in any way.


Your brother would be;

Jung Hoseok

Originally posted by jjeonguk

You and Hoseok would be a troublesome twosome, purposefully acting on the stereotype that siblings get along as well as cats and dogs whenever you are around others and would bicker incessantly between the pair of you. In reality, the two of you practically inseparable and constantly come up with small schemes that usually end in disaster. You would often be the voice of reason between the two of you, usually having to stop Hoseok before he gets too excited over something. However, you could easily get swept up in his joy and get dragged along for the ride when he really gets going, often having to resign to your fate when he grabs you by the hand and tugs you into the action. He would help make you laugh, doing his best to make sure you are happy at all times. And god help those that upset you because this man would end them if that is what would make you feel better.


Your husband would be none other than;

Kim Namjoon

Originally posted by nikatato

Namjoon would be absolutely perfect for you. While he isn’t that good of a cook and can be incredibly clumsy, he would be an incredibly dedicated spouse and would always try his best to make sure you feel appreciated and loved. You can always be open with Namjoon, something he reassures you of whenever he feels you are hiding anything from him and tries his hardest to make you smile when you’re upset. Despite what most people would expect from him, Namjoon absolutely adores doing cute couple things with you and would definitely be into wearing matching clothes with you and having similar hair shades. He would be a joy to have around at parties, easily keeping the party going with his charismatic nature and enigmatic smile. When the two of you are alone, Namjoon is incredibly tender and sweet, cuddling with you easily and pressing soft kisses all over your face with a loving grin on his face.


Your best friend definitely has to be;

Kim Seokjin

Originally posted by jinlesbian

You and Jin would have an incredibly close and supportive friendship, easily relying on one another for almost anything. Jin would be a comforting shoulder to cry on when things are going wrong, would always give you the best sort of advice on how to deal with a problem while also maintaining a very protective image to those that try harm you. You would be Jin’s go to person for romantic advice, his wingwoman and the keeper of his secrets. The bond you both have is often mistaken for a romantic connection by others, something that amuses you both to no end whenever you are asked about it. You even act in an over exaggerated lovey dovey manner just to mess with people and would howl with laughter afterwards. The two of you also cook with each other constantly, making incredibly good culinary creations that have people hooked and begging for more.


I really, really, really hope you like your ships boo 😘😘😘 Please request something again sometime, I’d love to hear any ideas you might have :D

HERE, HAVE SOME WRITING PROMPTS THAT HAPPENED TO ME IN REAL LIFE TO USE FOR AN OTP HAVE FUN, ALOT OF THESE ARE VACATION ORIENTED

  • we got ‘married’ in kindergarten during recess before you moved away that following year and then years later here you are picking up your sibling after my dance class and holy crap you are good looking and do we mention the fact we are still (fake) married or do we pretend it never happened? aND HOLY SHIT YOU SAID MY NAME YOU REMEMBER WHO I AM 
  • im learning how to snowboard and im really nervous bc im awkward and getting private lessons is intimidating aND FUCK MY LIFE MY INSTRUCTOR IS SUPER HOT WAIT MAYBE FALLING A LOT WON’T BE SO BAD AFTER ALL IF HES THERE TO CHECK IF IM OKAY. WILL MOUTH TO MOUTH BE APPROPRIATE?
  • im white water rafting for the first time with all my friends and the guide/instructor is sitting next to me and he’s vERY HOT buT FUCK MY LIFE I ENDED UP FALLING OUT DURING THE RAPIDS AND HE HAD TO GRAB ME I HATE EVERYTHING BUT YOUR TONED ARMS FEEL NICE SO I GUESS IT MAKES ME FEEL A LITTLE  BETTER and is that a camera that guys holding diD THEY GET THAT ON FUCKING CAMERA
  • Im zip lining with my family and your my brothers (hot) friend so you are here with us but im terrified of heights and you are being so nice assuring me not to look down, saying it will be okay staying close to me and always checKING ON ME AND MY HEART HURTS YOU ARE SO CUTE IM CRYIN G
  • Im on a family vacation doing a rip cord ride at a theme park thats 500 feet up bECAUSE IM FUCKING INSANE EVEN IF IM TERRIFIED OF HEIGHTS AND I FELT SPONTANEOUS AND YOU ARE GEARING ME UP, (BTW HOT HOT HOT) PREPARING ME WHILE I PRETTY MUCH HAVE AN INNER ANXIETY ATTACK AND YOU WON’T STOP TEASING ME AND WE WATCH THE PEOPLE INFRONT OF ME DO IT AND I ALMOST DIE RIGHT ON THE SPOT WHILE YOU FIND IT AMUSING AND ONCE I ACTUALLY DIE AFTER DOING IT YOU ARE LAUGHING AT ME (ESP BC IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 MINUTES TO GET DOWN BC I WOULDN’T STOP SWINGING) BUT NEVER THE LESS CONGRATULATE ME ON MY BRAVERY AND LATER I LOOK AT ALL THE PICTURES AND MY MOM TOOK A PICTURE OF ME ON THE SIDELINES COVERING MY FACE AND YOU ARE STARING AT ME SMILING AND I DIED A THIRD TIME THAT NIGHT (MAKE A HAPPY ENDING WHERE THEY SEE EACHOTHER AGAIN PLS)
  • we are two strangers that get stuck on a chairlift while skiing, for over an hour and we are both snowboarders and you are an instructor. We have very nice conversations and you are really attractive im glad you can’t see me flushing bc my face is covered and im really bad at getting off chair lifts snowboarding bc im still a beginner and i warned you and when we got off i almost knocked you over but we ended up grabbing eachother in almost a hug gliding down the hill so we both didn’t fall (bUT WE DID AT THE END AND WE COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AND YOU GAVE ME POINTERS THANKS PAL NOW KISS ME)
  • im at a water park at the wave pool with my friend and there are too many people and we both got smooshed between all the tubes/bodies and i got stuck under water aND I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DROWN BC NO ONE COULD SEE ME AND YOU ARE A LIFE GUARD THAT JUMPED IN AND GUIDED ME OUT OF THE WATER THANK YOU SO MUCH AND wow u have nice abs and a nice face hi 
  • me and my friend are at a restaurant and you are a v cute waiter and my friends an asshole and she put my number and name down on the tab sO YOU TEXTED ME LATER AFTER YOUR SHIFT OH GO D
  • me and my friend went to the apple store to fix her phone and you are the guy that helped her with it and a few months later you moved to our school and ironically were in our art class but we didn’t recognize you though you looked really familiar to us bUT YOU KNEW US AND WE WERE CONFUSED AND A FEW WEEKS PASS THEN IT FINALLY HIT ME AND WE ARE SO SORRY AND HOLY SHIT also come sit with us at lunch
  • its my first day at college and im commuting but im v nervous i will run into someone i don’t like from high school in any of my classes and so far so good im in my last class buT FUCK MY LIFE YOU WERE IN MY SCHOOL AND YOU LIVE IN MY ASSHOLE TOWN AND I HEAR U ARE ALSO AN ASSHOLE And thank god he doesn’t recognize me but i know him lets keep it that way even though you are really attractive and lets hope our town don’t come up in any conversations where I have to confess and then shit gets awkward (he does find out btw and ok he’s not that much of an asshole, a bit of a player but not really an asshole)
  •  I had a crush on you in 7th grade in a middle school play bc you were the gorgeous upperclassman that was a lead (he wasn’t a drama guy, he was forced to do it for some reason, one of those ‘this is dumb i cant believe i have to do this’ people) and i admired you from afar and years later yoU ARE AT MY HOUSE STILL AS GORGEOUS AS EVER AND APPARENTLY YOU ARE MY BROTHERS FRIEND????? I REALIZE THIS CRUSH HAS NO T GONE AWAY
  • I always order out all the time and im pretty sure everyone their knows me by now and i expected the usual pizza delivery guy bUT IT IS A NEW GUY AND HE IS V HOT AND HE KNOWS MY NAME??? (WHICH IS EMBARRASSING BC I NEVER GAVE IT) FUCK I AM NOT READY BC I LOOK LIKE CRAP BUT HELLO HI 
  • I was walking out of a store at a skii resort when i saw you a really hot guy that worked on the mountain walking by and holy loRD hes so hot aND OH MY FUCK THE STAIRS ARE ICY AND I SLIPPED BC I WASN’T PAYING ATTENTION AND SKIDDED DOWN ON MY BACK DOWN THE CONCRETE STEPS AND YOU CAME TO MY AID (I SWEAR THIS HAPPENED I HAVE PICTURES OF MY BLOODY KNUCKLES TO PROVE IT)

Thing found here! Slightly bigger elaboration on the library book AU here.

  • found their phone number in a library book au:
    Dirk puts his number in an absolutely terrible action/romance novel hoping someone who ironically enjoyed the book will call him. Instead he gets Jake.
  • hitchhiker ride au
    Jake sets out on an ill-planned adventure and ends up stuck in the desert and forced to hitch a ride with a stoic and brooding trucker named Dirk who does not like to keep conversation or have his radio be messed with. He also keeps blushing every time they make eye contact, which is positively baffling to Jake.
  • met through online rpg au
    Dirk and Jake both play as girls. (Jake just wanted his character to look like Neytiri and Dirk thought it was funny how many dudes hit on him.) They become friends and Jake gets a shocker when the girl he’s been crushing on turns out to be Dirk. And then gets a bigger shocker when he is nervously still crushing on him oh no.
  • disneyworld cosplayers au
    I don’t think you’re allowed to cosplay at Disneyworld for sake of people mistaking you for characters so Jake English dressed as Milo from Atlantis meets Dirk who’s in full Kingdom Hearts getup at the holding almost-jail in the park waiting for Jane and Roxy respectively to bring them a new set of clothes.
  • accidentally taking each other’s bags au
    Dirk opening the bag he accidentally took to find a bunch of travel brochures and a cute card to someone’s Grandma.
    Jake opening the bag he took to find a bunch of crinkled barely legible note-to-selfs and two volumes of manga porn. 
  • camp councelors au
    Oh god bless the poor young souls under their care. “Nurse we’ve got another one from the Strider-English bunk.”
  • antiques shop au
    Jake would have the CUTEST antique shop that Dirk goes to every so often just to chat with him about all his old junk and occasionally bring him coffee. Every little shop on the street starts to know Dirk by name and pretty much everyone knows he’s got a crush on Jake except… Jake himself.
  • called the wrong number while drunk au
    Jake drunk dials Dirk and starts to ramble and Dirk indulges him because stranger on the phone’s voice is nice and also it’s fun to confuse drunk people with metaphors. After Jake accidentally ends the call Dirk texts the number with a quick You’re quite the personality when you’re drunk. Call me when you’re sober if you want. We can get lunch.
  • sex shop au
    Dirk is a professional on the subject of his shop and overly helpful and Jake is a nervous customer who, uh, doesn’t really care to try a smuppet as positively ace as it, uh, looks, um, can you please just check me out, im so sorry im just a little scattered in the old noggin about being here, uh, im really sorry you seem like an awfully bangup fellow–wait i mean upstanding! upstanding!! not bangup haha,,ha,
  • found their dog au
    Jake how the hell do you lose an Australian Shepard in an apartment complex. You’re lucky cute blond guy from down the hall helped you find him three floors down.
  • crashed their car au
    Jake’s car is totaled so Dirk offers him a ride home in his slightly less damaged car. Jake feels really bad. Dirk just wants to make sure he’s okay and potentially grab his number.
  • yoga class au
    Dirk is there for irony. Jake just wanted to try it. Both end up snickering in the back of the class together until they get kicked out.

anonymous asked:

4/4 being cute little shits. I NEED FLUFF PLEASE I BEG

all four of them have been on my shitlist for being cute little shits omfg they need to be stopped. i kinda let my feels take over too so this thing could be kinda lame so i am sorry lol.

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ok so since gays-on-ice doesnt have their submission box open atm i wanted to submit to u guys and ur followers for input!!  i made 6 wedding invitation (very) rough sketches and i was wondering which ones everyone liked.  ill polish them up as soon as i narrow them down but i want everyones input because i want this to be more like a thing for the fandom and not as much for me!!  so far im feeling little pine needle and snowflake motifs with the occasional ice skate but feel free to tell me what u think if u have any suggestions!! 💙 (my fandom blog is roses-and-phantoms btw if anyone wants to message me on there)

-these are so cute?? Oh my gosh ♡ I really like the last on and top right! How about you guys?