im dressing like someone i'm not

  • Albus: I'm not the prankster type, but every so often, I like to owl my dad letters. From himself. From the future.
  • Letter: Harry, at 8am, someone will poison the coffee. DO NOT drink the coffee. Best regards, future Harry.
  • Hermione: [about to take a sip of coffee]
  • Harry: NO! [knocks mug out of her hands]
  • Hermione: ?????
  • Harry: You'll thank me later.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Here’s a shoutout to all the trans people losing their invisibility today!
The trans people who:

-disappeared years ago to their family and friends and will have to talk to them today

-drive their cars into drive-thrus and scare the people working there

-pretend to be ghosts, walk around haunted houses, and chuck shit around

-put tiny lizards down the back of people’s shirts while walking through the street

-have to be the special effects people for their cis friends’ harry potter stageplays

-sneak into the white house and graffiti penises on trump’s desk while he isn’t looking

-have been invisible for so long that they’ve forgotten what they look like, and like it that way

-whose idea of fun is harassing swans and geese in the lake, making them angry, and then directing them to transphobes

-give sad stangers hugs so they feel better, or terrified. it varies

-stand behind people in long flowy dresses and wave them around so it looks even better

remember, you are valid! tomorrow you will be invisible again!

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The last picture describes how shook I am because BITCH IM SHOOK

Now let me evaluate every single picture:

Picture number 1: HE LOOKS SO GOOD IMMA PUNCH SOMEONE OH MY GAAAAAAHHHHHHHDDDDDD BABBBYYYYYY LOOK AT THAT JAWLINE! IT COULD CUT MY LIFE IN HALF! AND THE STAAARRREEE. LEMME GIVE HIM A KISS!

Picture number 2: His jawline. His veins. His muscles. His structure. My heart.

Picture number 3: Now THAT is Peter Benjamin Parker.

Pictures 4&5: He looks like he just woke up…AND ITS BEAUTIFUL.

Picture number 6: Lovin’ the ‘stache.

Picture number 7: He better dress like that on the way to my house.

Picture number 8: same.

the signs in a group chat
  • aries: WHAT IS GOING O N I'm going to fight someone what is happening oh my god hoe I will hit you
  • taurus: I mean okay but- STOP TEXTJNG WHILE IM TEXTING PLEASE THANKS
  • gemini: i luv salsa (:
  • cancer: WTF😭😭😭😭 why would u say that u know how I feel like I just don't understand why you would put me in that situation
  • leo: ok if I send you guys some pictures of dresses will you help me pick which to wear I have 23
  • virgo: can we go about this in an orderly fashion?? no?? okay... ANARCHY
  • libra: *doesnt actually participate and waits till it's over to look and discovers 2107 unseen messages*
  • scorpio: why are you sad.... who must I kill friend.... OH you're not sad never mind I was never ehre
  • sagittarius: friends !!!!!! heloo?!! hello. hey. lol where r u @
  • capricorn: *is too busy doing productive things to be in a group chat*
  • aquarius: ok aside from your problems.... who wants to talk about things that actually matter
  • pisces: *slept through the whole conversation and doesn't even read it when they wake up*

tired-or-wired  asked:

I really like how with Preppy!Chara and Greaser!Frisk at first it was literally just a change in how they both dressed (I'm pretty sure that's how it started out??) but while it's still at its core a retelling of Undertale, so many people are so emotionally invested in it (including me) and it's great! P!Chara and G!Frisk are actually pretty different from the common canon interpretation.. They've kinda switched aspects of their personalities!

aaaaa im so glad!!!! yeah, this comic is pretty much me inserting all my favorite canon/headcanon facts, like the red locket, the different armors, and how someone would realistically react to everything that happens to frisk!

and yesssss i also wanted to go away from the common canon interpretation a bit! everyone (including me!) goes “WELL OBVIOUSLY FRISK IS A CUTIE PIE WHO WOULD NEVER HURT ANYONE”, but, eh? Like, nothing has shown that frisk actually IS that nice? You could have a frisk who actually killed monsters, and thats technically not wrong! Frisk can actually be really mean to some monsters (heckle snowy, insult some monsters), and YEAH OKAY ITS YOUR CHOICE AS A PLAYER BLABLUHBLAH (im blahbluhblah-ing to me) but i feel like those choices wouldnt be there if frisk wasnt capable of doing them? IDK THATS WHAT I THINK

I also wanted to show an amnesiac chara, because ive actually never seen an amnesiac chara before, but its probably the most logical conclusion? either that or they’re just REALLY GOOD at not showing any emotion to you killing Toriel and stuff! i wrote ☆a lil essay☆ about it a while ago, about how if you go pacifist, do nice things, they remember the good things and help you out against asriel, but if you go no mercy, they remember all the bad things, that asriel pretty much messed up their plans and thats why they kill him, that kind of thing. So P!chara is pretty much inspired by that lik essay, haha!

to end this long post you didnt ask for (or did u), ive had most of those ideas for a while, but i couldnt… really… add them to my original frisk and chara, since they already kind of have a personality that doesnt go with those hcs? so when i drew P!chara and G!frisk i was like “HEY…… YOU GUYS….. WORK PERFECTLY FOR THIS”, so here we are!

also this actually started with a P!chara dream i had a while ago and that i drew, haha, ☆THATS HOW IT STARTED

anonymous asked:

This is a serious question. Why does it matter if people get the pronouns wrong? You have a female body so people are gonna get it wrong. Just like if someone were to be MtF. Honestly it doesn't bother me when people mistake my gender. So basically I'm just wondering. Not trying to be rude. It's just something that confuses me.

People are going to get it wrong constantly in my day to day life so on a website where Trans identities are a bit more respected i fucking demand proper pronouns regardless of how im dressed, and just because you don’t have the same respect for yourself and your own pronouns doesn’t mean I have to be any less offended just because im trans.

“People are gonna get it wrong”??? That’s a bad attitude to have about your literally identity friend. It confuses ME that’s you aren’t bothered by incorrect pronoun usage. You are allowed to demand correct usage, im a push over in a LOT of aspects and there have been plenty of in real life situations where I have been to shy or embarrassed to correct people, so on the Internet on my blog in MY comfort zone I will get proper respect, you feel?

To sum up the past couple of days it would be the word reign because I’ve binged watched both seasons and I’m officially obsessed. It’s taking over my mind, literally. It’s got to the point where I actually think I’m living in French Court then I realise I’m not walking around a castle in beautiful dresses with someone like Francis on my arm. But sadly my name isn’t Mary and it’s only true in my wildest dreams. World, I have awoken with broken dreams.

anonymous asked:

She reblogged your post that said "IM GONNA SHIT A CASTLE FULL OF BRICKS" and tagged "Good energy tho" I'm screaming

i was going to make some like distasteful joke about me dressing up on tour as someone who is literally shitting a castle full of bricks but that would be so unpleasant for everyone involved so nvm i’ll channel my good energy into something else

anonymous asked:

can i just say a thing? i love starfighter and i generally love the fandom, BUT i hate seeing all the abel as the woman and abel as the poor angel with a demon hounding him or the abel as the purer, more innocent, and basically weaker one. he's the bottom usually and he's nicer, okay, that makes him neither a woman nor a pushover and if i have to see him as this womanly blushing weak person one more time i'm gonna to eat my computer. sorry, i had to tell someone.

 No problem, nonnie, you can always vent to me. I see your problem BUT …

An example. Lookit this (and I hope you can still refrain yourself from biting into your computer screen - if not, im sincerely sorry, but I need this picture to prove a point XD):

Abel’s wearing lingerie. So, basically, he’s dressed up like a woman. But does he look weak to you? If you ask me, he has long since twisted cain around his little finger. He’s topping from the bottom - and if he likes to wear women’s clothes - so what?!

Just in case we’re not actually talking about Abel DRESS like a woman, but Abel being pictured as the proverbial damsel in distress (and reading your message once more makes me believe that this is in fact what you’re complaining about) - I do understand why you don’t like this.

Because Abel, both in the comic and the game, clearly isn’t weak or submissive (in an explicitly non-sexual way). 

Let’s look at the comic for a moment:

Not the behavior of a pushover, is it? He’s not taking Cain’s bullshit and stands his ground. Granted, they end up fucking, but that’s not the point. 

He doesn’t take shit from Phobos either

and he even speaks up for Deimos, despite knowing him for five minutes tops.

So, that should be enough proof that Abel is not a pathetic weakling. Not at all.

But he’s certainly developed a soft spot for Cain and sometimes I can’t help but wonder how he could forget what an abusive and possessive asshole Cain used to be. 

Whatever. Tbh, i don’t even know where I’m heading with this anymore. So I should probably stop now, before things really get outa hand.

So, I agree with you, Abel is neither pure and innocent nor weak and timid. But if people like to draw / write / whatever him slightly (or heavily) OOC, that’s okay for me. I don’t have to like everything the fandom produces. But, to sum the whole thing up, I’m actually genuinely happy about every scrap of SF fanart / fanfic I can get my hands on.

Everything’s better than the black abyss that was the SF fandom only a couple months ago.