im doing it you can not stop

UNSOLICITED PARENTING ADVICE: JUST DON’T.

Listen, I am a MAMA BEAR to the fullest extent. I don’t know how much more “mama” I can be.

Nothing I hate more than unsolicited parenting advice. I know what the hell im doing with MY child.

I know that my son has specific cries & I know how to handle each one. If my son is seemingly “loud” to you please do not come over with a failed attempt to “make him stop” because I can guarantee you’ll scare him and make it worse.

I formula feed, yes. The liquid gold no longer flows through my body & I have zero intention on starving my child so fuck off if it’s an issue for you. He’s 20lbs and very healthy.

I can’t stand diaper shamers. I didn’t even realize it was possible to debate about diapers. Every child is different and will react differently to certain brands. I personally use Huggies diapers & Pampers wipes. My child has sensitive skin, so while the cheaper or “trendy” brands might be more efficient to someone else. I am not giving my child a rash for the sake of being cheap or trendy.

I also co-sleep. I don’t need to get into a big thing about it. That’s just what works for us. If it doesn’t work for you that’s fine. Just don’t come at me with the “he needs to be in his own bed” crap cause I’ll put him in there when im good & damn well ready to.

There is a 150/100 chance that I will curse you out for offering unsolicited parenting advice. If I don’t ask for it, don’t give it.

Does that sound rude? It might. This is my child though, and like I said earlier..

I KNOW WHAT THE HELL IM DOING.

anonymous asked:

Santi.... You cute patoot how are you today? Did you see anything cool? I hope you're alright and get to have some hella good food! BTW, please tell us all a joke I love u bbkins

“aww shucks, im doing pretty good today. i actually remembered to eat (not a chili burger) and i finally made it out of texas, so thats something. i stopped in new orleans for today so thats cool. i didnt get to check it out much on my way to mexico. lots of cockroaches and mice and cool architecture. did you know you can just drink alcohol out in broad daylight here? i cant partake because my liver hates me, but god i wish that were me. im about to get some hella good beignets. i heard theyre bangin.

what do you get when you cross a t-rex and a chicken?

nothing but death.

(dont ask, fiona told me that one.)

ily2”

I will never stop loving you

It happened too quickly. Much too quickly. No one was supposed to be there. They were supposed to be alone. They were running as fast as they could. They had to outrun them.

“We’re almost there Roman!”

“…. Roman?”

“Forgive me for what I’m about to do Virgil.”

“What do you mea- Roman don’t.”

“We can’t outrun them!”

“Yes we can!”

“No we can’t.”

“Roman stop it!”

“I’m sorry. Fly Virgil, fly far, far away. Away from this place.”

“I’m not going to leave you!”

“You have no choice.”

Roman opened a portal behind Virgil and pushed him in, but not before giving him a chaste kiss.

“I will never stop loving you.”

“ROMAN!”

“Goodbye, My Love. May we meet in the next life”

As soon as Virgil was safe, Roman stopped running and just stayed, silently crying.

“I’m such a baby…”

Not long after, the guardsmen arrived.

“Roman…”

“Hey Patton, Logan. You guys here to whisk me back to the kingdom? Or are you here to kill me?”

“Kiddo-”

“We’re sorry Roman. We tried to convince them to change their minds but they wouldn’t liste-”

“If course they wouldn’t change their minds. If you’re going to kill me then get it over with.”

“Very well. Prince Roman you are charged with learning and mastering magic and having relationships with a demon. You are to be killed at-”

“What part of kill me right now do you not understand Logan.”

“Very well, your highness. It’s been an honor serving you.”

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“I will always love him.”

PSA

An intrusive thought is an unwelcome involuntary thought, image, or unpleasant idea that may become an obsession, is upsetting or distressing, and can feel difficult to manage or eliminate.

It is NOT the same thing as an impulsive thought!

So please do yourself, me, and everyone else a favor, and stop saying that every random impulse you have is an intrusive thought.

Thank you.

anonymous asked:

Have you ever felt not "latina enough" bc you cant speak spanish, or in my case, dont like most latin foods, dont like the music, etc. Everytime i interact with another latina, the differences make me feel bad. And I'm scared they automatically assume im white washed or some shit

I used to when i was younger and people (often distant cousins, school mates or my moms boyfriends family) would make fun of my inability to speak Spanish and say “oh you’re that white womans kid”.

And it did used to make me feel like i didnt belong because u was brown but not spanish speaking and i couldnt find people to identify with.

now that im older i refuse to let that stop me. i do enjoy my culture and i do plan to learn spanish and even one day visit Mexico. No one can take away my heritage and no one will tell me im “white inside” either.

anonymous asked:

Hey do you have any El Manana hc? Like the reactions to noodle's 'death'? I can't find any content surrounding it and im a thirsty bitch for angst

OH BABY….

-so like OKAY. you know that window that 2D turns to look out of during the feel good inc. video? he can see the floating island from that window right?
-basically the three boys see noodle get shot out of the sky and theres nothing they can do to stop it
-2D is just howling, banging on the window and screaming her name because thats noodle, thats his fucking sister and someone needs to help her and oh my god, jesus christ, shes going to die
-russel is quiet at first, unable to process whats happening, because thats his little girl, his extraordinary badass fiery little girl getting shot at and surrounded by flames. it cant be real. and when the island begins to fall, he sobs
-murdocs kinda just standing in the back, looking away and feeling incredibly guilty and for the first time in his life, he doesnt know what to do. hes literally useless and cant do anything to stop it. it wasnt supposed to happen like this; she was supposed to parachute off but she hasn’t yet and theyre going to fucking kill her, but he knows if he opens his mouth hes going to scream and wont be able to stop. so he stays silent.

All Mine

Drabble: “Can I request a really cute and die-worthly fluffy S-Sungjin piece? -SJ”
Pairings: Park Sungjin/Sungjin x Reader
Notes: I still love writing for Grandpa Friends omg ALSO IM SORRY FOR THE WAIT SJ PLEASE DONT HATE ME
Word Count: 587
Warnings: None
Genre: Fluff

“Stop tickling me, Sungjin!”

“I’m not!” A loud laugh came from Sungjin as he quickly removed his hands from your sides, and as you looked over your shoulder with a glare on your face, he feigned innocence by flashing you a quick smiling. “All I want to do is cuddle, why’re you being so sensitive?”

“Because you literally just dug your fingers into my sides,” You responded dully before turning back to the laptop that was set on the bed. From behind you Sungjin snickered once again before scooting closer to you, and he snaked an arm over your waist as he pressed a light kiss to the base of your neck. “No tickling, got it?”

“Ah, you’re no fun.” Sungjin let out a small pout at your statement, and he proceeded to bury his face into the crook your neck before he be playful blew a puff of air against your skin. “You don’t even like this movie.”

“But you said that you did,” You groaned out in annoyance for what seemed like the thousandth time that night, and you quickly hit the space bar to pause the film before you spun around to face Sungjin. “And I thought that you wanted to watch it together? So why aren’t you paying attention?”

“Because you’re in my arms,” Sungjin shrugged as if his statement was said everyday, and slowly he raised a hand to rest it against the side of your face as his thumb gently traced circles into your cheek. “And you deserve my attention much more than some silly movie.”

You felt a blush immediately flood your cheeks at his sudden compliments, and Sungjin couldn’t help the laugh that came from him as your buried your face into his shoulder to hide your red cheeks. “Shut up.” You mumbled against his shirt, wrapping your arms tightly around him as he pressed another kiss to the top of your head.

“Ah, but why would I want to shut up about how beautiful you are, hm?” Sungjin softly ran his hands against your back as you snuggled into him, the action causing you to breath out deeply as you relaxed into his warm and comforting embrace. “You only deserve the best, y/n.”

“Ah, you’re too kind to me.” You told him, eventually turning your face up to him as you smiled, catching the loving gaze that he had pointed down to you. “I don’t deserve any of you or your little praises.”

“Well I have to make sure what’s mine feels loved at all times!” He said with a small laugh, and he gave your body one more small squeeze before he removed his arms from around you to cup your face. Slowly he pressed little kisses against your cheeks and nose, eliciting a fit of giggles from you at his affectionate actions. “Ah I love that sound; hearing you laugh makes my day!”

“Stop it, Park Sungjin!” You were quick to grab his hands from your face to lace your fingers together, but the smile that he had caused you to have was still there was he blew a puff of air into your face gently. “And what do you mean what’s yours?”

“Well you’re mine, duh!” Sungjin exclaimed, wrapping you up in his embrace once again before pulling you flush against his body. “You have been ever since you said yes!”

“You do know I’m not an object, right?”

“Of course, but that doesn’t stop you from being all mine. My little y/n.”

nemogirl02  asked:

My friend has this boyfriend and he fucking hates me for literally no reason. He'll ask questions about systematic oppression, I'll answer to the best of my ability then he'll rant that im just a SJW against open conversation. I'll bop along to music during band and he'll yell at me even after I told him I'm just naturally fidgety. I'll say r*pe jokes make me uncomfortable and he'll get mad because I'm "violating his right to free speech. Don't like me? Stop fucking engaging you asshat

I would stay far, far away from that as*hat. It sounds like he’s just doing things to get a reaction from you. You’re under no obligation to interact with him, especially if he’s doing whatever he can to make you feel uncomfortable.

can we stop ridiculing taylor swift whenever she comes out with something new cause all the criticism that gets thrown at her is mostly rooted in misogyny and misogynistic jargon; women don’t need to tear other women down, by doing this we contribute to society’s hatred of the haha im just kidding but this sounds like some shit someone on here would say right

huhuhh this was originally for a request for jasper leading a battle and then it sorta just ended up being jailbreak-y lol

hey white voltron fans: you have to stop calling hunk and lance your “beautiful brown boys” or whatever. calling a dark skinned poc “brown” as an adjective is FUCKING RACIST and just because lots of poc on here have begun to reclaim that doesnt mean you can do it as well. call them dark skinned or say that they have brown skin if its relevant, but dont call them brown

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That’s definitely not the first thing that should have come to mind, Kuroo

(tho it looks like no one really minds

aside from bokuto that is)

anonymous asked:

What do you think about johsnavi?

i dont get it??? like im not a fan of crossovers or crossover ships in general, but like i watch blackish and????? i cant even imagine johan and usnavi getting along let alone being a thing

also usnavi is way too in love with actual perfect human vanessa so