im crying look at these children

(all) BTS Ships...basically

smol and smoller
(find out which one in the next episode of cake)

Roommate privileges

[YoonKook/ SugaKookie]
“maybe lamb skewers will be our always”

[YoonSeok/ SOPE(me)]
hobi: *breathes*

[NamGi/ SugaMonster]
Bro goals, friendship goals, relationship goals, just…goals…in general

suga: *breathes*
v: omg so cool

“i was born in busan first”
“stop copying me omf–”

“Bro…i luv u”
“im not gay”
“…we’re dating”

jin: *breathes*
jm: hHHAHJDkhahhwiakHAHAHA

jm: *breathes*

jm: *breathes*
hobi: Must Protec

actual children

Cooking For Dummies 101

someone: jin–
V: hyung’s graduation should have been bigger and better

[JinHope/ 2Seok]
the cooking dance

most underrated bro pair to exist like don’t get me stARTED–

*war flashbacks to rookie king ep 4 at the 14:16 mark*

hobi: *breathes*
jk: ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!! PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NamKook/ KookieMonster]
“i joined bighit because of you”
(brb crying)


[TaeKook/ VKook]
“bro, will you be the McCree to my Hanzo?”
“*sheds a tear* bro…”
(kudos to you if you get that reference)

and the ultimate OTP… 

[Bangtan x Army]
bangtan: take care of yourself
army: awww but you take care of yourself
bangtan: no YOU take care of yourself!!!
bangtan: taKE CARE OF YOURSELF!!!



Phil’s creepshots of Dan: Aesthetic, cute boyfriend shots, moving out pics, couple goals, probably going to be printed off and put into a photo album that they can look at with their 3 children and 2 dogs uvu

Dan’s creepshots of Phil: Rat!! Cereal theiving scoundral!! Look at this dweeb locked out of his family’s house while his mother and I enjoy mousse in the next room and laugh!! 


My precious Furytale skelebros!
My dream has come true I can die happily nao XD

Theres a story behind the chibi Sans but I’ll explain that another day :3

Art by @jakei95
Thank you so much Jakei!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Im like a proud mother
  • Sun and Wolfgang: *brutally murders dozens of people without hesitation*
  • Me, crying: Yes. Look at them go :') Protect these children. These pure, innocent children. I love my beautiful murder daughter and son who I will protect with my life <333

“well aren’t we just the specialest of snowflakes >:))))) did i trigger someone??”

translation: oh my god. ooh my god. im so boring. im literally so boring. i have no originality whatsoever. whenever i talk all anyone hears is a baby crying. please love me.


Guys let’s take a closer look at this. Veronica has clearly been crying and Betty my sweet angel child is trying to console her girlfriend. Veronica is literally clinging to Betty as if she’s a lifeline and Betty’s just rubbing Ronnie’s back in comfort and agshdjsb IM DONE.

These children will be the death of me.

got7 if they were in kintergarden

jinyoung: the neat kid

- color coordinates his crayons and colored paper

- dresses like a little man

- gets in trouble for talking about other kids

- usually remains to himself

- mischievous

- is on a 4th grade reading level

- straight A’s

jackson: the little clown

- always cracking jokes during recess

- flirts with the boys more than he does the girls

- “my mom said that pop tarts aren’t healthy or organic, so I won’t eat them”

- shares everything

- constantly bothering his neighbors during nap time

- drinks only organic 100% natural apple juice

- has all the friends in the world

bambam: the weird kid

- takes out his Nintendo and plays it at random times

- shows off his Pokémon cards

- is the only kid with glasses in his class

- always wears plaid shirts for some reason

- gets excited for lunch

- has light up Spider-Man sneakers

- has like 2 friends

youngjae: the happy boy

- always comes to school with a smile on his faces

- usually brags about his dogs to his friends

- his mom packs his lunch

- wears bright colors everyday

- teacher’s pet

- has pretty good grades

- sings the best in music class

yugyeom: the show off

- brags about his dancing skills

- “look at what I can do!”

- steals the girls heart

- easily embarrassed

- really tall to be like 5

- has his front tooth missing

- cry baby

mark: the quiet one

- stays to himself all the time

- always has a straight face

- doesn’t like sharing much

- “leave me alone”

- looks scared

- just wants to go home

- doesn’t like doing the work either

jaebum: the young old dad

- is mature for his age

- avid reader

- calls other kids “children”

- a little gentleman

- “get your own pencils!”

- makes group projects boring

I will fly with no fear

desc; punk!phil takes care of his boyfriend, dan’s, son while dan is at a meeting. dan’s son comes home from school crying and its up to phil “on some level im deathly afraid of children” lester to save the day.


a/n; thank you to @andromedalester for betaing this 2am explosion of words and dubbing it ‘SO GOSH DANG SUTE’ i love u v much em ty or helping me out <33  

 gender rolls are the only bad type of bread

The door swung open and hit the doorframe with a resonating crack. Phil perked his ears up from his bowl of cereal and looked over, just in time to see Finn crawl onto the couch next to him. The kindergartner snuggled into his arm and Phil made sure to set the bowl away.

Finn almost never touched him, still not understanding why Phil had moved in with him and his father, Dan. He hadn’t expected a smidge of affection this early on – being the stranger, in Finn’s home – and made sure to wrap his tattoo clad arms around the somber boy.

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“In Sansa’s dreams, her children looked just like the brothers she had lost. Sometimes there was even a girl who looked like Arya.” - Sansa II, A Storm of Swords

                    “A thousand years ago, she had known a girl who loved lemon cakes.” 
                 -  Arya II, A Dance with Dragons


i am physically and emotionally crying he revealed his real name and identity to the summoner he trusts them THAT much AND HE VOWS…TO FIGHT FOR THEM…….AND WITH A WIDE SMILE WHILE HES AT IT IM SO…………………..

Smart!Lance Headcannons (Part 4)

What if Lance was the main provider of his household?

Like his mom is sickly, she uses all her energy to take care of the small flower shop connected to their house. Business is slow and the income is just not enough, especially with the hospital bills pilling up. His two older siblings are attending universities overseas (scholarship), they are working part time jobs only enough to sustain themselves. His younger siblings are too little to work but they help out their mom with the shop. His father passed away years ago.

So that left Lance. Lance is super protective over his mom and proceeds to mother his own mother, constantly chiding her for working too hard. 

“Friggin’ hypocrite,” Cleo, his sassy younger sister mutters under her breath. He barks out a laughs and noogies her. 

Well… she wasn’t wrong. Lance worked day and night doing odd jobs. As a waiter, a lifeguard, a tutor, babysitter, dog walker, etc. He picks up random useful skills and soon he is the jack of all trades. When he comes back home, he cooks and cleans, taking care of the baby. No matter how tired he is he doesn’t complain. Once, his mom found him in the middle of the floor, clutching to baby Sophia as he slept.

Okay, maybe he was over doing it…. Maybe.

Lance calculates all the money earned by the end of the month. Paying for the house and utility bills, there was always savings. He made sure there was a small amount to put aside so that his mom and the younger ones were able to treat themselves every once in a while. 

They appreciate him very much. The family tries not to overspend to in hopes of making his job easiar. When the day gets too hard, they try to coax him into relaxing with face masks. 


Don’t imagine the state of his family after his disappearance. Them fighting hard to stay afloat but losing the battle.

Don’t imagine his mom’s condition getting worse because of the loss of her son and the lack of medicine as she sacrifices herself so her children get the education they need.

Don’t imagine him coming back to Earth too late

((Does this count? Im not sure but here you go))

BTS as Fathers Would Include: Suga

Fatherhood BTS Series

Originally posted by minpuffs

  • lots of father children cuddling sessions
  • he’d probably read books to them
  • yoongi would most likely teach them the piano or something like that ( or not )
  • songs about them
  • a lot of naps with them

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look what i wasted a bit of my weekend on.. okay. not wasted.. but it’s something.. HAHAHA. i notice, with these two, and generally the ovw fanart i do, i’m exploring more angles and shit so i’m excited for the artistic development i’ll fall into or just. not HAHAH

mcreyes for you children, it’s like halloween candy damn.


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