im crying look at these children

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You brought food? Of course I brought food. I’m not going on a date with a girl who’s fasting for 19 hours without bringing food. Don’t make me throw you into the water. Seriously. Of course I brought food. I’m Yousef. Awww. Don’t ‘awww’ me. I get really awkward, seriously. I can’t even look at you now. That’s what the backpack is for!

(all) BTS Ships...basically

[YoonMin] 
smol and smoller
(find out which one in the next episode of cake)

[YoonJin]
Roommate privileges

[YoonKook/ SugaKookie]
“maybe lamb skewers will be our always”

[YoonSeok/ SOPE(me)]
hobi: *breathes*
suga: omG WHY ARE YOU SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[NamGi/ SugaMonster]
Bro goals, friendship goals, relationship goals, just…goals…in general

[TaeGi]
suga: *breathes*
v: omg so cool

[JiKook]
“i was born in busan first”
“stop copying me omf–”

[VMin] 
“Bro…i luv u”
“im not gay”
“…we’re dating”

[JinMin]
jin: *breathes*
jm: hHHAHJDkhahhwiakHAHAHA

[MinJoon]
jm: *breathes*
nj: lOOk @ THIS ADORABLENESS!!! LOOK-

[JiHope]
jm: *breathes*
hobi: Must Protec

[JinKook]
actual children

[NamJin]
Cooking For Dummies 101

[TaeJin]
someone: jin–
V: hyung’s graduation should have been bigger and better

[JinHope/ 2Seok]
the cooking dance

[NamSeok]
most underrated bro pair to exist like don’t get me stARTED–

[VHope]
*war flashbacks to rookie king ep 4 at the 14:16 mark*

[JungHope]
hobi: *breathes*
jk: ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!! PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NamKook/ KookieMonster]
“i joined bighit because of you”
(brb crying)

[VMon]
4 O'CLOCK AND RM’S NEVERENDING BELIEF IN V

[TaeKook/ VKook]
“bro, will you be the McCree to my Hanzo?”
“*sheds a tear* bro…”
(kudos to you if you get that reference)


and the ultimate OTP… 

[Bangtan x Army]
bangtan: take care of yourself
army: awww but you take care of yourself
bangtan: no YOU take care of yourself!!!
army: NO YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF
bangtan: taKE CARE OF YOURSELF!!!
army: FUCKING TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF FIGHT US ON THIS ONE–

Phil’s creepshots of Dan: Aesthetic, cute boyfriend shots, moving out pics, couple goals, probably going to be printed off and put into a photo album that they can look at with their 3 children and 2 dogs uvu

Dan’s creepshots of Phil: Rat!! Cereal theiving scoundral!! Look at this dweeb locked out of his family’s house while his mother and I enjoy mousse in the next room and laugh!! 

Im like a proud mother
  • Sun and Wolfgang: *brutally murders dozens of people without hesitation*
  • Me, crying: Yes. Look at them go :') Protect these children. These pure, innocent children. I love my beautiful murder daughter and son who I will protect with my life <333

“well aren’t we just the specialest of snowflakes >:))))) did i trigger someone??”

translation: oh my god. ooh my god. im so boring. im literally so boring. i have no originality whatsoever. whenever i talk all anyone hears is a baby crying. please love me.

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i am physically and emotionally crying he revealed his real name and identity to the summoner he trusts them THAT much AND HE VOWS…TO FIGHT FOR THEM…….AND WITH A WIDE SMILE WHILE HES AT IT IM SO…………………..

hnnng

THAT FUCKING VIDEO IM CRYING MY CHILDREN HOW SOFT AND PURE.

notes:

• DAN IN A PASTEL SWEATER AND DUNGAREES END ME.
• HOW PHIL IS INFATUATED WITH DAN’S LITTLE CURL IM-
• “strap me up” ASDFGHJKL.
• CAN WE TALK ABOUT DAN AND HIS LOWKEY *cough* bottom ass *cough* HIP THRUSTY THING WHILE PUTTING ON THE DUNGAREES AHH.
• “i feel like i want to just do soft things” ;)
• UM WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE WAY DAN LOOKED AT PHIL WHEN HE PULLED HIS TROUSERS DOWN LIKE ??
• “aw dan you look so soft” BECAUSE HE IS YOU SPORKTULA
• “wow look at that meaty bicep, phil”
• THE NECK TATTOO AND HOW CAREFUL PHIL IS UGH STOP.
• “penis, penis tattoo”
• two words, people. chest. touching.
• “curly dan is here to stay”
• “i’ve embraced the wavy hair”

okay that’s all im done

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“In Sansa’s dreams, her children looked just like the brothers she had lost. Sometimes there was even a girl who looked like Arya.” - Sansa II, A Storm of Swords

                    “A thousand years ago, she had known a girl who loved lemon cakes.” 
                 -  Arya II, A Dance with Dragons

I will fly with no fear

desc; punk!phil takes care of his boyfriend, dan’s, son while dan is at a meeting. dan’s son comes home from school crying and its up to phil “on some level im deathly afraid of children” lester to save the day.

insphttp://feminismfuckyeah.tumblr.com/post/141165992691

a/n; thank you to @andromedalester for betaing this 2am explosion of words and dubbing it ‘SO GOSH DANG SUTE’ i love u v much em ty or helping me out <33  

 gender rolls are the only bad type of bread


The door swung open and hit the doorframe with a resonating crack. Phil perked his ears up from his bowl of cereal and looked over, just in time to see Finn crawl onto the couch next to him. The kindergartner snuggled into his arm and Phil made sure to set the bowl away.

Finn almost never touched him, still not understanding why Phil had moved in with him and his father, Dan. He hadn’t expected a smidge of affection this early on – being the stranger, in Finn’s home – and made sure to wrap his tattoo clad arms around the somber boy.

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BTS as Fathers Would Include: Suga

Fatherhood BTS Series

Originally posted by minpuffs

  • lots of father children cuddling sessions
  • he’d probably read books to them
  • yoongi would most likely teach them the piano or something like that ( or not )
  • songs about them
  • a lot of naps with them

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anonymous asked:

Mommy Riza and Baby Ed

I cRY ABOUT THIS

CAN WE JUST

LOOK HOW SHE LOOKS AT EDWARD

TELL ME SHE DOESN’T LOVE THIS BOY LIKE HER OWN SON

i mean by this point they’ve known each other for what? three years? the events happen when ed is 15 and he got his license when he was 12.

TWELVE YEAR OLD STATE ALCHEMIST ED WITH ELEVEN YEAR OLD SUIT OF ARMOR AL

AND TWENTY SOMETHING YEAR OLD FIRST LIEUTENANT RIZA WHO SUDDENLY HAS TWO CHILDREN SHE NEVER EXPECTED BUT LOVES SO MUCH


god fucking damn it anon you found my weakness. it’s parental!rized (and parental!royai-ed/al)

ravenclawpirate  asked:

Hey guys! Im looking for a fic where dan's son comes home crying because he got picked on for the nail polish and punk!phil helps him repaint them and its fluffy and i really need something happy right now. Thanks in advance xx

I Will Fly with No Fear - punk!phil takes care of his boyfriend, dan’s, son while dan is at a meeting. dan’s son comes home from school crying and its up to phil “on some level im deathly afraid of children” lester to save the day.

- Sam