im calling the cops

anonymous asked:

favourite photo of chris pine?:D

okay so i wasnt ignoring u nonners - it genuinely took me this long to limit it to… ten. i know you asked for favourite photo not photoS, but im only human u see so this is the best i could do and it was HARD AS HELL

okay so here we go, in no particular order:

he is actual literal perfection like if da vinci was alive to see this hed be nutting

he is Tired and has no time or patience for ur bs

that position cant have been comfortable… look at him, suffering for his Art. also v nice ankles christopher

an angel??? an honest to god angel??? he is literally????? so radiant??????

this is like…. a warm slice of cinnamon-y apple pie come to life. if u could imagine a Warm Hug as a person, this is what it would look like

i have never had, nor will i ever have, sex that even approaches the sheer eroticism of this picture. 

lolwut (i know this is… not the best look…. but as a tired english lit major, this speaks to me on a spiritual level)

if u can look at this and NOT smile back at him, im calling the cops on u

i like thigh

such a sophisticated gentleman…. look at those delicate wristbones… that knowing look…. that floofy hair full of secrets………….. n i c e

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havenfall is for lovers: choose your fighter
    ▶ DR. DIEGO ESCALONA
    ▶ SHERIFF MACKENZIE HUNT

  • Jumin: MC I bought you something I hope you like it, it's-
  • 707: a new dress?
  • Jaehee: new shoes?
  • Yoosung: new makeup?
  • V: new sunglasses?
  • Jumin:
  • RFA:
  • Jumin:
  • RFA:
  • Jumin:
  • RFA:
  • Jumin: a new cage
  • MC:
  • Zen: IM CALLING THE COPS

okay here’s another story, aka the robbed robber story that i still can’t believe to this day:

okay so my mom’s husband and i were driving past a parking lot, and this couple is getting into their car. this robber runs up to the woman and snatches her purse, then jumps on his bike and starts riding off. and i’m like. oh god, we need to help this lady. then, her and her boyfriend or whatever jump in the car (it’s like a pickup truck) and they follow the robber with the bike. when they catch up, the lady fucking sticks a broom stick or tree branch or something out the window and knocks the robber onto the cement. she gets out of the car and im thinking she’s just gonna get her purse, then her bf gets out and im like ready to call the cops if these people start fighting. but she grabs her purse and her bf fucking tAKES THE ROBBER’S BIKE AND PUTS IT IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK. then they got in and left thE ROBBER LAYING ON THE FLOOR ?????

i don’t know what to think of this story ?? like dont rob people or youll get jabbed with a stick and ur bike will be stolen