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story of my life


...how would a pair of murder husbands tell their child how they fell in love?

me: get over helion you whack noodle

me @ me: think about the way he crosses his ankle over his thigh 

oh so like i think is a good time to tell you this, i have permission now

altho most of you dont live where i do ehehe still i promised so

ok

so like you guys know that i do tradional art, right? i paint with oils

so well

next week im going to be exposing my art

like in a real gallery

for real

so im…veryexcitedandistillcantbelievethisisfreakinghugeanditmeansalotandokiwillshutup

SVT College AU  -  Vernon

Originally posted by sneezes

a/n: he’s got the cutest smile hands down fuck all of y’all

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-ok so this dude

-ever since he was young he’s always had a knack for doing some really cool home videos

-especially with his little sister

-and he then edited them 

-so they were like little superhero movies

-he also did this with his friends too

-*war flashbacks to kidney function is not a right it’s a privilege*

-but that was ages ago

-this dude is now grown up and is in college! 

-doing media!

-yeah! 

-his favourite aspects of media are filming photography and photoshop

-make those dank memes boi 

-every slip he catches on snapchat of his friends he will god damn meme the fuck outta it 

-he made his friend into the shooting star meme and he got a distinction for it just on the basis of the editing and the transitions 

-wow

-so by accident this kid was getting distinctions while doing nothiiiiiiiiiing 

-another one of his favourite memes to make is the jojo to be continued memes

-he accidentally filmed someone getting a pineapple thrown onto their dick 

-and he made that into a meme

-which became popular on twitter

-but other than the memes and the accidental distinctions and the really cool fashion sense 

-he’s really good with social media?? 

-so good with social media….that he has a youtube account??

-so he’s pretty popular??

-his facebook insta and twitter are full of really cool and aesthetically pleasing things !!

-but most of his following is from youtube !!

-his channel name is PeaceKeeper 

-he doesn’t really fall under a niche category 

-but he does it all 

-vlogging

-ootds

-unboxings

-he does it all

-he even does parody videos

-but good ones

-not like bart baker

-he can go suck on a choDE

-anyways

-he’s got a LOT of subs

-a LOT

-over 200,000

-200,069 to be exact lmao 

-pfft 69 eeyyyy you know what that means lmao 

-@ me grow up gdi

-he started out with fifa videos but just went into normal things wow 

-like the vlogging and the unboxings and stuff

-of course he can’t do the unboxings because his PO box is in america

-but that doesn’t stop him from doing the other videos! 

-so while he’s studying 

-he would just vlog about his daily life at college

-”hey guys–”

-”what if penguins had penises that were actual penguin bars?”

-”and that’s it for today i’ll see you guys tomORROOOOOOW”

-yeah he’s pretty enthusiastic about this youtube 

-you know who else is pretty cool and has a youtube account too??

-YOUUUUUUUUU

-yes you! 

-you’re a fashion and design student who’s rooming with a great swimmer and a really cute physics student!!

-you’re actually a pretty big youtuber too! wow o wow

-you have quite a lot of subs actually

-100,666 to be exact

-saaaTAN WILL RISEEEEEEEEE

-jK

-your youtube account is a lot similar to hansol’s in terms of content

-like you’ll have ootds and vlogs too

-but you’ll also have really funny stories animates by yours truly

-that’s you btw

-yeah you dab(dAB ON ‘EM)ble in the FINEST arts

-yes

-semi complete stick men with slightly good looking facial features

-only if you got the anatomy of a human down you could have been doing FINE art :( 

-and fine art at that

-hansol is also FINE too 

-”so that concludes the story of how i helped a monkey back into the zoo. marbles the chimp is such a close friend to me”

-”what the–”

-”shut the fuck up this is a legit story”

-of course you looked like an angel 

-but you kind of had the mouth of a sailor

-if you swore or said anything profanic then you let it be

-you: @ youtube come fight me over parental guidance and locks come fIGHT MEEEEEEEEEE”

-”hello everyone!! how are–”

-”how about this– a dragon dick that can talk??”

-”…….you said that on camera….”

-”…..can you put it in the video??”

-”sure”

-like ok 

-you had haul videos vlogs and other things

-but you don’t think you let your subs into your life

-you told your subs what college you attend which wasn’t that big of a deal because it’s not like they’ll stalk you or anything

-you trust your subs

-they’re like family 

-the cutest family in the worrrrrrrrld

-one time in your live Q&A with your friend 

-someone asked if you knew hansol

-and honestly,,,,,,,,,,,,you looked to your friend with the most confused expression

-”w-wait who’s hansol??”

-and you just see another comment saying and explaining that he’s a big youtuber like you

-and your face just goes so bright because you actually knew the channel name…..and not his actual name…….weird but moving on 

-”oh PeaceKeeper??? i don’t know him in person but i’ve seen his content and he’s really funny !!”

-”didn’t you say he was cute–”

-”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd next question !!”

-oh gosh

-that would have been baaaaaaaad wow ok 

-but uh

-too late?

-the next day hansol did a Q&A explaining what he was doing and stuff and it was really cool to see him growing up and being in college !!

-ANYWAYS

-a fan asked him where he was attending and he hinted that it was near his home town

-and his fans knew that the closest college to his home town,,,,,,was the one you were attending

-so they put two and two together and asked if you two were attending the same college

-”huh? y/c/n goes here too? ah thats sick”

-sick in a good way 

-and like every fandom

-LET THE SPECULATIONS COMMENCE

-a small cult just started about you and hansol

-good luck

-ANYWAYS

-you were filming down the corridor to your dorm as usual

-and your roomies were doing some weird shit

-like one tried to do a backflip but fell backwards

-your roomies were weird as heckkie

-weird friends=friends for life

-also views

-”aaaah the dorms are super nice here and so is everyone else ahaha”

-just as you were filming

-so was hansol

-hansol was just walkin about and he then spots you

-and you just spot him 

-and you’re both like

-”wait i know them”

-and in a moment of brilliance 

-you two turn the camera to each other as you’re both walking down the corridor 

-and you’re both like

-”hi PeaceKeeper”

-”sup y/c/n”

-you two both wave and just smile

-but then 

-holy fuck

-in another moment of brilliance

-unplanned at the EXACT

-SAME

-time

-you both stopped

-your friends are like “wait what???”

-you turn around and he turns around too

-and you two just look at each other

-”wait hOLD OOOOOON A SECOND”

-”HOLD THE FUCK UP”

-you both run back to each other and it’s just like

-”hey you’re hansol right??? we’ve talked online but never in person hey how are you???? it’s cool to see you wtf?????”

-”yeah yeah hey you’re yn?? how’s your channel??”

-”pretty good still got that 69 extra subs??”

-”yeah i still got em how about you??? you got the 666?”

-”you fukin know ittttttttttt”

-”wanna be friends in real life too?”

-”sure !!”

-”cool cool”

-and that was how your friendship with hansol started

-like you two became really good friends 

-your and hansol: good good good friends

-that one cult of fans that’s growing bigger that ships you and hansol together:    y / n s O L   W I L L    R I S E 

-oh jejduhewd

-yea

-your subs would ask if you would collaborate with hansol one day because it wouldn’t be hard i mean y’all are close

-so close in fact he’s only a couple doors down from your flat

-wow

-anyways in another Q&A your initial answer was like

-”huh idk i guess if we have time,,,,we both have different courses and classes so idk i guess??”

-can you hear the  S C R E E C H E S  and the  S C R E A M S  from that one cult that’s really getting bigger and bigger cONTROL CHILDREN CONTROL

-and of course on a live stream hansol was asked if he wanted to collab with you and he said 

-”100% she’s really cool and it would be awesome”

-then just out the corner of the room he could hear chan go 

-”hey hansol didn’t you call y/n really cute when you first met her?”

-”h u H”

-YOU CAN STILL HEAR THE SCREECHING AND THE SCREAMING FROM THAT CULT THAT WAS GETTING ALARMINGLY BIGGER 

-and chan didn’t realise he was doing a livestream 

-and hansol’s reaction was like

-”its like the wizard of oz pAY NO ATTENTION TO THE CREATURE BEHIND THE CURTAIN”

-what made it even better was the fact that he was actually behind an actual curtain

-aka he came in from the balcony

-anyways hansol messaged you and asked to collab 

-AND YOU’RE JUST LIKE HECK YESSSSSSSSSS

-CAUSE GUESS WHAt you liked hansol a whole bunch now 

-like a whole bunch 

-and he liked you too

-but honestly uhhhh it was uhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh not awkward but

-complicated lmao 

-complicated? 

-yeah uh complicated

-why?

-because you both kind of thought about how the fans would react

-it’s like when an idol just decides to date

-and you see the backlash 

-well the both of you didn’t exactly want to have backlash 

-hansol didn’t want you to have mean comments from crazy fangirls saying 

-“sTay AwayyyyYYYYYYY froM HANSOL OPPAAAAAAAAA”

-and nobody really wants to deal with that

-but then again you didnt want hansol to have backlash because you kind of have a group of ‘white knight” fans

-”yEAH you’re dating y/n? our precious y/n? uh i dON’T THINK SO BE GONE THOT”

-again nobody wants to deal with white nights or koreaboos

-yeah 

-so you two just kept your feelings to yourself

-you thought long and hard about what this collab would be about since he told you to think of a concept for what would be on your channel 

-so you thought

-DIYYYYYYYYYYYYY

-yeah it was fun to do these things

-like makin slime and shit

-like that would be really cool

-so one day you got everything together and he came over the same day to film and it was really chill

-you noticed that in some bits though,,,,,

-he would just like….

-hug you

-but from behind

-it was so cute wtf

-ahahahah

-you added one hug in because you couldn’t crop or edit that shot

-so you just left it in

-and of course your part of the collab went up first

-you named it

-”the long awaited collab…..hansol don’t eat the sLIME”

-he tried to eat the slime

-first the crocs now this hansol step your game up lmao 

-so yeah you uploaded first

-but you weren’t ready for the storm that was the comments section

-a small fraction were the white knights threatening hansol

-ಥ‿ಥ oh dear lord fuck this isn’t good

-and there were a couple fans from his channel who didn’t exactly like you,,,,,,,who said some pretty mean things

-but you don’t let that shit get to you

-the other majority of the comments were pretty positive

-wow

-you then noticed one comment…..that started a domino effect

-”y/nsol shippers unite!! we’re so happy that you guys collaborated hope to see more in the future!!”

-y/nsol?

-y / n s o l?

-you and………hansol?

-wow

-you do a little more research and you’re now like 

-”fuck my subs are creative but do they actually ship us? do they really want us to be together?”

-you were a little conflicted on whether to bring this up to him……..but he did it himself actually

-”@hansolareclipse y/nsol? that’s a pretty cute thing..it’s cute that you guys are creative ahah”

-gdi twitter

-you like the tweet just to be on the safe side lmao 

-next thing you knew 

-it was the day of the second collab

-and you’re just like

-”fuck is he gonna bring up the y/nsol thing yeah i get it’s cute and stuff and its really cute how they want us to be together and i kinda like hansol a lot but is it what hansol wants?”

-AND IN HIS MIND HE WAS THE EXACT SAME

-”fuck is she gonna bring up the y/nsol thing yeah i get it’s cute and stuff and its really cute how they want us to be together and i kinda like y/n a lot but is it what y/n wants?”

-the collab you two were doing for his channel was a gameplay of grand theft auto 5 since he just got the game

-and you were just trying to figure out the controls 

-you were so stuck like wtf help me 

-so you know what hansol does

-yO U   K N O W     W H A T     M A N S     D E C I D E D     T O     D O 

-HE JUST DECIDED TO PULL YOU OVER TOWARds him and just places you in his lap

-wtf

-wtf 

-W

-T

-F

-”ok so hold down to play the radio and stuff…and oh shit the cOPS”

-”SHIT”

-you didn’t exactly know you were blushing

-and he was just like 

-”fuck wait she’s not moving from my lap what the fuck is she ok whahjksdh”

-you’re ok

-hansol not so much

-the gameplay playthrough collab ended and you two were jus chillin on his bed and shit

-when you said to yourself “fuck it”

-”ok i’m going to need your honest opinion”

-”oh what?”

-”…….y/nsol…”

-”y/nsol?”

-”yeah……y/nsol……..”

-”y/nsol…..i think it’s cute…..it’s even cuter when you think about the fact that they found out that i like you even before i said anything”

-and you just see a huge smile appear on his face

-and your first reaction was ???

-but then you upgraded to 

-Σ(・ω・ノ)ノ!woah woah woah woah woah woah wOAH WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY 

-DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LIKED ME

-PEACEKEEPER/HANSOLVERNONCHWE WHAT THE

-OH UAIFOJDIOFJD

-your eyes widened a little because it was kind of making sense to you now??

-either way you told him that you liked him back and he was so happy that the first thing he did was hug you for a long time until you had to leave

-and when you did leave

-he stopped you before walking out the door

-”hold on let’s take a photo together !!”

-”ok???”

-and so you just place your tripod down

-and stand next to him while he places his hand around you 

-and just as the photo was taken 

-he just turns to you and gives you the sweetest little kiss on the cheek 

-and it’s just like AAAAAAAAA

-you on the outside:(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ aww cutieeeeEEEEEEEE

-you on the inside: ( ͡☉⁄ ⁄ ͜⁄ ͜ʖ̫⁄ ⁄ ͡☉) aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-so yeah youtube power couple right here ladies and gentlemen 

-oh yes yes yes 


-”wait you’re going to put that online?”

-”it would be cute for the thumbnail”

-”whatcha gonna name it then?”

-”the day that the y/nsol cult was given a banquet to eat”

-”wha”

-”we basically fed them”

-”w-we did?”

-”you’re so cute aww”

you just close your eyes, and count to ten / breath in twice, and open them

you know where to go you have been there before in your heart

rb (me talking under cut)

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