im bored of tagging this

Tagged by @hostile-takeover-bank

1st Rule: Tag 9 people you want to know better

Looks like most of y’all already been tagged, so I’ll be waiting ;)

APPEARANCE: I am 5'7" or taller • I wear glasses {or contacts} • I have at least one tattoo • I have at least one piercing • I have blonde hair• I have brown eyes • I have short hair • My abs are at least somewhat defined • I have or had had braces

PERSONALITY: I love meeting new peoplePeople tell me that I’m funnyHelping others with their problems is a big priority for me • I enjoy physical challenges • I enjoy mental challenges I’m playfully rude with people I know well • I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it• There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY: I can sing well • I can play an instrument • I can do over 30 pushups without stopping • I’m a fast runner • I can draw well • I have a good memoryI’m good at doing maths in my head • I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute • I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling • I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch • I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES: I enjoy playing sports • I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else • I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else • I have learned a new song in the past week • I work out at least once a week • I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months • I have drawn something in the past month • I enjoy writingfandoms are my #1 passion • I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES: I have had my first kiss • I have had alcohol • I have scored the winning goal in a sports game • I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting • I have been at an overnight event I have been in a taxi• I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year I have beaten a video game in one dayI have visited another countryI have been to one of my favourite band’s concert

MY LIFE: I have at least one person I consider a “best friend” • I live close to my school • My parents are still togetherI have at least one siblingI live in the United States • There is snow right now where I live • I have hung out with a friend in the past monthI have a smartphoneI have at least 15 CDs • I share my room with someone

RELATIONSHIPS: I’m in a relationship • I have a crush on a celebrity • I have a crush on someone I know • I have been in at least 3 relationships • I have never been in a relationship • I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them • I get crushes easily • I had a crush on someone for over a year • I have been in a relationship for at least a year • I have had feelings for a friend

RANDOM SHIT: I have breakdanced • I know a person named Jamie • I have had a teacher with the last name that’s hard to pronounce • I have dyed my hair • I’m listening to one song on repeat right now • I have punched someone in the past week • I know someone who has gone to jailI have broken a bone • I have eaten a waffle today • I know what I want  to do with my life • I speak at least 2 languages • I have made a new friend in the past year

i’m just drawing things out of boredom at this point?? still love these boys tho

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All around smooching to end the night on a happy note (。・ω・。)ノ♡

"Bisexuality isn't real"

“I’m bisexual,” I say.

A sudden unease creeps upon your face. Your eyebrows knit together in worry. Something isn’t right.

“But -” you start. The rest of your sentence dies on your lips. You open and close your mouth, as if tasting the words before saying them. I begin to worry as the silence stretches between us.

“But -” you repeat, finally. “Bisexuality isn’t real.”

As soon as you utter the words, I start to fade. My skin rapidly becomes transparent and I can feel myself being lifted out of existence.

You are right. Bisexuality isn’t real. I wave goodbye to the Real World™ as my Fake Soul™ descends to Fake Bisexual Hell™, where all the Fakers™ end up.

You sleep better at night knowing you saved the human race from yet another liar.

Good job, you.