im bored lolol

What each instrument says the most
  • Oboe: I bought shot-glasses and cigarette paper this weekend.... NO IT'S FOR MY OBOE I SWEAR
  • Flute: Yeah, she said she was going to do the Chaminade too. Looks like we'll have two people playing the concertino for the solo show this year, or there's always murder, you know
  • clarinet: It's my reed. Hold on I'll get another one out... also if another person asks me to play the mozart clarinet concerto i'll slap a bitch
  • Bassoon: could you scoot over a bit? I need more space to lean my bassoon... My posture is just fine, THANKS
  • Saxophone: shit. i still have my neck-strap on don't I?
  • Drums: Is the snare on? GOD, who turned the snare off again?! AND! Where the frickity frack are my sticks?
  • timpani: i gotta tune the timpani. hold on
  • trumpet: i hate partial jumping practice so much
  • trombone: Do you want to hear my gliss?
  • tuba: i literally play four notes the entire piece..,.
  • horn: look i don't know why we stick the hand in the bell. don't ask. it's just how it is
  • cello: yeah my cello cost 13,000 and my bow is custom made, so it's like 6,000 and my new case which is shock absorbent, fireproof and waterproof cost like 7,500
  • viola: I know we're trying to play louder it's the loudest i can get i know i know i'm so sick of pizzicato accompaniment give me a break please
  • violin: um I can't see the concertmaster's bowings from back here... yeah i know i can watch the person in front of me im not stupid it's just...
  • double bass: how the fuck am I supposed to carry this thing through the door? Hey, can you hold it open for me

At least you didn’t have to win three times in a row(〃・ω・〃)

  1. Toddlers
  2. Dance Floors
    (so sims dance in proper place at clubs)
  3. More career options
    (teacher, politician, etc.)
  4. Family Vacations
    (TS1 & TS2 style)
  5. Seasons!
  6. Home Business
  7. Urban Neighborhood
  8. More NPCs
    (thief, cops, repairman, etc)
  9. Restaurants
    (like TS2)
  10. Oceans/Lakes/Beach
  11. Private School
    (like TS2)
  12. Bikes
  13. Terrain Tools
  14. Animals
    (pets & wildlife)
  15. Apartments! (via @simlishface)
  16. SMALL telescope
  17. Katy Perry’s Sweet Treats

What is the game missing for you guys?

DISCLAIMER: Things that are possible to add in, not like open worlds or color wheels… or so the game devs say.

giraasol  asked:

Ohhhh this is my chance!! Yoonmin with cheerleader!Jimin and Star player!Yoongi please :)

Yoongi jogs to the sidelines to toss back a long swig of water, sweat dripping from the ends of his hair like he’s just showered. Out of the corner of his eye he can see Jimin launching into an impressive row of flips, the bright red of his cheerleading uniform almost blinding. 

Halftime is nearly over and the cheerleading routine ends as the boys and girls involved return to the sidelines. Yoongi pretends not to notice Jimin lingering at the back until, still in the middle of the basketball court, he shouts at the top of his lungs, “Let’s go Min Yoongi!”

Yoongi is one hundred percent sure every head in the stadium turns to him; he flushes, hiding his face behind his arm in the guise of wiping his sweat. (If he’s also hiding a smile, no one needs to know.)

“Hey, he’s cute,” says one of the other players. 

Yoongi shoots him a threatening glare, turns to Jimin, and waves, finally letting the grin split his cheeks. 

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