im bored can you tell

Daniel: *singing* I know this might be hard to swaaallooooow… this hurts me just as much as youuuu–

David: waitwaitwait.

David: are you

David: telling me

David: that you have gotten hit by five freaking buses every week.

Daniel: wha–

David: nO.

David: NO. OKAY.

David: H A V E Y O U S E E N M Y H O S P I T A L B I L L


Daniel: it was just a comparis–

David: get out of my godamn camp


Knock knock jokes with Zevran.


Zevran’s voice: Alistair, knock knock.

Alistair’s voice: Who’s there?

Zevran: Murder.

Alistair: Murder who?

Zevran: Murder of crows!

D.VA rework

Since this is a blog, let’s talk about these changes.

Last night I played for awhile. As and others alike.

Lets start off with the Defense Matrix shall we? The time on the matrix was cut down to 2 seconds. Which is pretty upsetting. Last night when I played I had to get out of the defense mentality, which resulted in me losing my mech way faster. Now that there’s only two seconds of matrix you have to use that to get out of the fight and into the back lines for healing or suffer the pain of ejecting from mech THEN running back while trying to get some cheeky headshots for ult charge.

Those 2 seconds feel like one second because of the slightest visual delay when pulling the matrix up. (At least for me it does.) However, this change doesn’t effect my playstyle that much, I had a lot of teams last night that chose a barrier of some sort.. Mainly Rein. The matrix is alright if you adjust how you play.

Let’s move on to the Micro Missiles.

They’re a great addition to’s kit! A lot of you got so many kill streaks and gold medals BEFORE the rework, try it now! Last night WHEN I got to play as I went on at least 14-15 killstreaks each match. Those missiles aren’t super strong, but they are very good for either bringing down a tank to low health or killing squishies. Now I hope most of you know that you can shoot the missiles and shoot your guns at the same time. ITS VERY GOOD FOR KILLING AN ULTING MCCREE! Since the matrix can’t guarantee eating a Mccree ult anymore, its best to barrel stuff him and just mow him down with damage! ⚠ You may lose your mech doing this! ⚠

But its better that you lose your mech than having Mccree get a quad.

The missiles are kind of weird projectiles. They take a second to actually shoot when you press the ability button from what I can tell. So keep that in mind when using them.

Overall, the missles are a great ability, cooldown is at a nice number and so is the damage. Being more of a defense tank is out of the question for, sorry to tell ya guys. But I’m sure you guys are now able to kick way more butt than before!

Of course the matrix will take a lot of time to get used to but its just a matter of time before you guys get the hang of her again.

I mean at least her play style wasn’t DRASTICALLY changed like Mercy’s right? Could always be worse.

Originally posted by kairisheart

승자는 없어 모두 다 지지

Don’t be blinded by justice, the hero is dead

Originally posted by gotjimin

January 1st, 2017  7:00 a.m.

Park Jimin was found dead by his friend, Kim Taehyung, who wanted to check on him after a long night of drinking. The autopsy showed high levels of benzodiazepine, usually present in sleeping pills, and alcohol. Many suspected suicide but the police have chosen to conduct further investigations before closing the case.

Kim SeokJin, Min Yoongi, Kim Namjoon, Jung Hoseok, Kim Taehyung, and Jeon Jungkook, who lived in the same house as the victim, are all the main suspects of the case and have been called in for interrogation.

7 Friends.

6 Suspects.

1 Victim.

1 perpetrator.

Who did it?

Let’s play.