im bored at night

I just cannot get the mental image of Vladimir and Anatoly reacting to Deadpool out of my head. Like. Just Team Red and the Ranskahov brothers. They all end up getting Mexican food. Wade flirts shamelessly with Anatoly and Peter then back to Anatoly. Vladimir wants to kill him but the fucker just keeps getting back up. In the end Matt would explain this to Foggy and Foggy just “WHAT THE FUCK MURDOCK?! YOU ATE MEXICAN WITH SPIDER MAN AND DIDN’T INVITE ME?!” “I’m a super hero too you know.” “Yeah but I know you and you’re not as cool as Spider Man!” “You obviously don’t know Spider Man that well.” “I WOULD HAVE IF YOUD HAVE INVITED ME TO LUNCH WITH YOU GUYS BUT NO!”

I swear to the gods every time I visit the Danny Phantom tag it’s 80% crack, 15% everything most other fandom do like fanworks, meta, ships, discourse…and then there’s that 5% of the darkest possible stuff you’d ever imagine from the depths of the human mind.

I love this fucking fandom jfc

"Studying"~ Clay Jensen

You and clay were currently in his room “studying” while his parents were out on a date night. “Baby Im bored,” you whined climbing into his lap kissing his neck. When you pull away his eyes lock with yours and you can practically see his eyes darken with lust. Before you even have a chance to say anything his lips are locked on your starting an intense make out session. You feel his tongue try to gain entrance to your mouth with you allow willingly. Just when things are getting intense Clay plus away panting because he’s out of breath, “Is this okay?” he asks. You nod bringing his face back to yours so you can kiss him again. As your tongues attempt to battle for dominance in your mouth Clay’s hands slip under your top massaging your bra clad breasts. When you finally break apart from the kiss it is so he can remove your top and beging sucking on the sweet spot causing you to moan. You two were so caught up in what you were doing that you didn’t realize his parents were home until his mother cleared her throat from the doorway. When you pulled apart you were both crimson from blushing so hard. you scurried to get your shirt as his mother said, “I think it is time for Y/N to go home.” When Clay walked you to the door he whispered in your ear, “ Next study session we’re finishing that.”

probably valentines poems w/ Astro

MJ:

roses are red

violets can make a crown

when you see me on screen

you turn the volume down

Jinjin:

roses are red

violets are blue

my smile’s bright like the sun

you can feel it in the other room

Eunwoo:

roses are red

violets are blue

everyone knows

I’m prettier than you

Moonbin:

roses are red

violets are blue

my fanservice on point

and it makes you swoon

Rocky:

roses are red

violets are violet

this poem doesn’t rhyme

I’m sorry

Sanha:

roses are red

violets are blue

noonas want to adopt me

and that includes you

BONUS: (This is for y’all Jinjin stans)

Jinjin:

roses are red

violets are blue

I wanna go to bed

will you come too?