im big time in love with this man

BTS REACT TO YOU HAVING THE SAME PERSONALITY AS JUNGKOOK

JIN:

“awWwWwh hOW cUtE cOMe hErE” *pinches your cheeks*

you: *Gets into muay thai fighting position*

JIN: woAh thEre kidDo¡!¡

Originally posted by jxnhyungs

YOONGI:

“What is your favourite sport?”

You: “Overwatch”

Originally posted by jeonbase

HOSEOK:

“HAIIIIIII~~~~I LObeu yuU”

you: “Thank you for your great love and we want to be with you all the time”

Originally posted by jhope-shi

NAMJOON:

“Where do you think our souls go when we die?”

You: “oH maN hOly sHieT….. mAybe …bIG BoOtY”

Originally posted by jhope-shi

JIMIN:

“ESCYUJI MEE.. Jungkook …. no i mean y/n.. will you be…”

You: “im sorry…… I’m taken”

Originally posted by sosjimin

TAEHYUNG:

“wHatUp brUdA”

You: “dA sKy iS uP…siSTa. (dO i loOk liKE a bRUda 2 U mR)”

Originally posted by jeonthegreat

JUNGKOOK:

“——-M__A__——R—___R__—–Y ____M __——-E—-”

You: “E—__M____ Y——___R___—-R——-___A___M——

yOU’lL neVEr guEsS wHaT thIs sAys”

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

*got a married a month later and now have three toddlers that are world heavy weight champions*

Originally posted by ohh-korea

Admin NoodleCat

wade stuck around for manicure night with nat. it shouldnt surprise anyone that the merc with a mouth is excellent for commentary on b-level horror movies, which nat loves. im not always big on talking so its kinda nice to have someone else fill the silence. and red is also his color. he might actually get a return invite. 

though not if he keeps being this handsy. 

clockworkmurderer  asked:

Nyo Sweden Headcanons???

Nyo Sweden headcanons?


im so glad i got two requests, i lo ve

-as ive mentioned in my other blog, she is a huge space nerd 

-has contemplated cutting her hair a few times 

-an avid lover of any type of supernatural stories

-always ready to learn about things

-she isn’t really mean but she does make puns

-so fucking pure man im so g ay

-probably a fucking scientist

-has a fear of thunder

-really good friends with Berwald and Freya (nyo iceland) 

-amazing with kids 

-lowkey is afraid of big dogs 

-^ but she can keep herself together around them

-talia taught her so much finnish she knows it like a second language

-loves to garden and plant lots of pretty flowers 

-can make a quilt and everyone loves them 

-hot chocolate > coffee for her 

-a bit of an early riser, not too much though 

-back before it was acceptable for women to go to school, she would secretly educate herself. knowledge is power 

-verY smart 

-can do both sword and physical fighting 

-strong™ 

-beauty + brains 

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Give me your hand. Don’t be afraid, Nasir. It feels good, right? Like silk.

i know i post abt my dog all the time but that’s bc he is an actual angel. this pic is from about a year ago on the day after i got him. of course i wanted to play w him but i had to finish my final paper for the semester. now im working on my final exams of undergrad and he’s right next to me and i just LOVE HIM SO MUCH he’s gotten so big but he still just hangs out while i get my work done and is always ready for me 2 take a break ….. such a good young man

im takin a break until school is over and summer begins

hi friemds! i am a big mess All the Time and you already knew that BUT!! now there are v big quizzes and exams and all of that gross project stuff literally until the last week of school that i gotta get through so that makes me A Bigger More Bad Mess Man. this is why i gotta focus on all of that first and then take a breather and focus on this here lovely blog during the good ol summer. thamks and i think ill still post som stuff on my main blog?? not sure oops. hAve a good day folks i appreciate the patience

let me tell you about sneks

these are some of my favorite things about these noodles

first off they can look super cool and intimidating

or they may even become threatening danger noodles if they’re scared [they’re just big babies tbh]

man they can be hella coOL AND SPIKY

but most of the time they’re just like this

“yes tis a wonderful day to be alive”

“omg im tiny o-o”

“yeS OMG LOOK AT THIS I’M ON SOMEBODY’S HAND THI S IS AMAZING”

“oh yes mmhmm hello good chap! whoops i just popped up to see u here ill just be minding my business now, dont mind me, good day”

“is that food for us?? ??? we loVE FOOD WERE GONNA BEG LIKE PUPPIES FOR IT”’

“I DON’T HAVE AS MUCH PIGMENT AS OTHER NOODLES BUT THAT’S OKAY BECAUSE I CAN BE HAPPY ANYWAYS YAAAY”

tl;dr: snakes are adorable why do you hate them

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Great Greek man today beautiful lunch and desert was delicious too ,thanks baby.you where the Big shooter this time.###much love and see you in next n2 weeks .im still trobbing boo.thanks again $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$love Sheri

great Wednesday !!!!!!!!

http-jack  asked:

KYYYYLOOOOO. IM IN A GOOD MOOD FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WEEK AND IM SPREADING POSITIVITY SO I JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND SAY THAT I APPRECIATE YOU SO MUCH. YOURE SUCH A BIG INSPIRATION AND A WONDERFUL PERSON. I AIM TO BE A BETTER PERSON LIKE YOU. PLEASE DONT CHANGE FOR ANYONE AND I AM SO PROUD TO SAY THAT I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, EVEN IF NOT ON A PERSONAL LEVEL. OKAY THATS ALL THE SPACE I HAVE HERE MUCH LOVE ❤

SAV!!! oh man i’m so glad to hear that!! i told you that things would get better, and i’m really happy that you’re in a good mood. because you deserve to be in a good mood all the time!!

but if things get you down again, just make sure to keep your head above water. you’ll always come back on dry land again, i promise you that. plus, i’m right here if you need me!! even though we don’t talk as much, you’re still my friend and i care about you!

keep being you, sweetheart! love ya! 💚

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i am?? sort of?? probably more than sort of?? addicted?? with how these two?? are addicted?? to each other???

oh man sorry for the flood of replies and stuff im just like… ive hit my limit and im really not willing to put up with any more of this shit hoooo boyyyyy

anyway thanks to u guys who replied and joined in the convo big love to u all i feel like 1098423093 times better <3 <3

Hey dude, it’s a bit late but I got inspired by that other anon, so here’s a little something I wrote for you on your birthday ^_^ Stay awesome!

“How do you like the party, Sixer? Having a good time?”

Bill reached for the golden statue beside him. With a mouthless grin, he gripped it with his both hands and lifted it up to his eye, swaying it from one side to another like it was his favorite doll.

“Ohh, I bet you’d be dancing to these sick beats too if you were a bit more animated right now!” Bill laughed, kicking his feet in the air like an excited child. “Or not! You seem more like the wallflower type, actually. Stop being so uptight, you big nerd!”

He flipped the statue upside down. “How can I make you dance to my tune, hm?” he wondered aloud, tapping the crown of the helpless figure’s head, and the gold coating melted off the silver hair. Humming, he ran his fingers through the man’s freed hair repeatedly like combing them - it really looked no different than a child trimming his toy. After a while of twining loose curls around his index finger he turned the statue back into an upright position and ruffled the hair back into a disheveled mess, rendering the earlier adorning moot.

“You really need to loosen up a bit if you want to keep your owner entertained, Fordsy.” Bill ran his finger down along the bridge of the man’s nose, freeing a half of his face from its petrified state. Ford blinked furiously and drew a sharp breath through his nose - gold was still covering his mouth as well as the rest of his body.

Bill’s fingers played with his foremost curls. “Hey there, golden boy. Did I awake you from your slumber?” He received no reply aside from another sharp inhale. “Oh, what’s that? Am I making you uncomfortable? Well, I guess this is a breach of personal space if I ever saw one! Then again…”

His fingers pinched the skin over the man’s cheekbone. “You can feel this, but… You can’t feel this, right?” The hand dropped on his open mouth, tracing a circle along his lips. “Or this?” The hand went a little lower, below Ford’s field of vision. “…or even this?”

The man’s eyes widened as the demon’s fingers slid even further down his torso. He couldn’t feel a thing below his nose, but from the movements of Bill’s pupil, he knew where the fingertips were reaching.

His breath hitched and something resembling a muffled whimper could be heard escaping his half-petrified windpipe as Bill’s arm started moving slightly up and down in a slow, rubbing motion.

“Sure, you can’t feel it but, oh boy, if it isn’t going straight to your head. I’d pay to see those thoughts now, bud”, Bill growled, his eye gleaming and intense. His finger slid back up, settling under Ford’s petrified chin.

“Time to go back to sleep now, Stanford. But you’ll be free the next time you wake up, and then…” Ford whined again and squeezed his eyes shut as Bill drew him closer. A black, forked tongue strayed from beneath the demon’s eyelid; every inch of Ford’s moving body shuddered as Bill dragged his nonhuman tongue on his open mouth and over his face, right up to the hairline, coating him completely in gold again.

“We’re going to have so much fun together.”



OH MY GODHKSDS FOOEY THIS IS SO MESSED UP I LOVE IT!!! <3 I wonder if Stanford could like, idly FEEL or KNOW something was in his hair at first considering a big portion of the brain had to have been unfrozen… MAN THAT’S SO CREEPY I LOVE IT!! *KICKS LEGS LIKE AN EXCITED KID TOO* <3

THE TOINGUE LICKINGHIMHJHDHGS

yOU KNOW WHAT IM ALL ABOUTHJSHJGFJS THAT ENDING I AM sCREAMINDHJdghs THANK YOU FOR THIS LOVELY FIC!! ILU ;UU; <3

connectere-deactivated20161026  asked:

Can I get the list of Jason x Shiro HCs no one but me seems to be asking for? //shot

”oh my god.. i have been waiting for this my whole life i already have HCs ready for this moment!!!!!!!!!! 

  • they’re both cheesy and sappy around each other (its mostly shiro’s fault tho)
  • shiro is the Mess of the relationship
    • can’t wake up before 10 AM on the weekends
    • doesn’t separate the laundry (i.e. dark and light) and it drives jason crazy
    • drinks out of the milk/juice carton
  • they like to wear each other’s clothes since they’re almost the same size, but jason is a bit smaller than shiro and when shiro wears jason’s sweaters/turtlenecks it stretches….and jason hates it
  • they’re the type who stays up late at night just talking to each other, or comforting each other
  • in this universe shiro works at the GCPD and jason loves to stop by at lunch just to chat with him
    • shiro’s team in the GCPD loves to bother him with things about jason
    • “What’s jason’s favourite sock?” “why do you even ask that???”
  • jason jokes that one day he’ll adopt pidge……
  • they love to babysit lian !!!
  • 98% of the time you can catch shiro with his arms/hands around jason’s waist for some reason
  • SPACE NERDS!!!! they love space so much they stargaze together, memorise names of constellations together, etc.
  • every morning is just a lot of cuddling because shiro knows jason is probably going to be gone for the rest of the day
    • and every night shiro would wait to make sure his bf returns!!
  • shiro calls jason “jaybaby” to annoy him
  • they’re both bilingual so they teach each other languages!! 
    • shiro teaches jason japanese 
    • and jason teaches shiro spanish
  • shiro is the taller one, by a few inches (he’s 6′3, jason’s 6′0)
  • ohmy god they kiss each other a lot. like in a day they can kiss each other 30 times
  • they’re always trying to help each other out, giving each other compliments and encouraging one another
  • shiro always patches jason up, no matter how tired he is at that time
  • Jason makes a lot of self-depreciating jokes and shiro is sad when he does that because??? Why cant his bf see that he’s beautiful and perfect in every way??? But then remembers he can’t even think that of himself (:

(a few under the cut bc this is lengthy)

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anonymous asked:

why is everybody relating dnp with dodie ? im confused

I mean Dan has just followed Dodie on Twitter and she performed in their starter thing yesterday so maybe these things idk man, also in the liveshow the other day Dan said he loved Dodies music (tbh all I really know is they’ve interacted in Twitter a few times and alot of people in the phandom are watching her now and she’s gotten pretty big (I remember watching her at like 100,000 ish I’m so proud omg), I mean it’s everyone’s dream for their faves to interact tbh)…Also if this makes no sense I am like half asleep rn

TFW

TFW YOU TRY OUT FOR ONE OF THE BIG 3 AND THE ONLY REASON THEY DONT TAKE YOU IS BECAUSE YOU LOOK TOO INOCENT TO FIT THE COMPANY. FML. Its cool tho cuz it was a fun experience. CONGRATS @hansolmates and @biasesoverjams IM SO JEALLY. I WANNA WATCH THE OTHER AUDITIONS BUT I PROBS WONT BE ALLOWED

i never really understood the stigma against saying i love u to people

like catch me saying it everywhere all the time im so full of love i never got the Big Deal

anonymous asked:

bts reaction when you strip and they are turned on by it and then make out im sorry im such an perv lol

pervs are always welcome here

Jin - Oh man, he sees you stripping for him, and he would have to do everything in his power not to throw you down. He may be a little shy sometimes, but he still is a healthy blooded guy, so this is gonna turn him on. Big time. You would be unzipping that frilly little dress he loved so much, but he did not expect the hot pink lacy underwear underneath. His jaw would almost hit the floor; he would be running a hand over his face to try and compose himself. You would be swinging you hips, giving him a real show, moving in ways he knew he couldn’t You would strut right up to him, straddle him in his chair, and grab a handful of his hair. You would pull his hair, exposing his neck, and run your nose along his pulse before placing a love bite on his jaw. Not able to take much more, he would yank free of your grasp, and attack your lips. His hands would fall to your hips, moving them along his clothed erection. Deciding it would be best to skip the rest of the show, you slip your tongue into his mouth and continue your ministrations.

Suga - He would have no problem putting his hands behind his head and just allowing you to spoil him. You swayed your hips, slowly setting the mood. You raised your hands above your head, causing your shirt to ride up a little. He licked his lips and eyes you up and down. You were wearing the leather skirt he loved, with a black-starred button-up blouse. Your hand came down, stopped at the waist of your skirt. You pulled out your shirt and slowly unbuttoned it. He moaned when he saw that you were wearing the black lacy undies he bought you. Letting it slip to the floor, you play with the waist of your skirt again, this time letting your fingers slip inside. Slipping it off, all you were left with were your undies, and as you slowly made your way towards him, you toys with the front clasp of the bra. As you stand before him, you undo the clasp and slowly let it fall to the floor. There is an obvious bulge in his pants at this point, and as you straddle him, his hands immediately go to your breasts with a moan. Your mouths crash together, lips and tongues sliding over each other. Suga was a selfish lover, but you didn’t mind one damn bit.

J-Hope - You two would be sweaty from dance practice. You were teasing him because he could clearly see your sports bra from under your ripped tank. He stood, back against the mirror, as you teased him, pulling the tank this way and that, giving him many views of your sports bra. Deciding to tease him a bot more, you just rid yourself of the tank altogether, throwing it across the room. He smirked, but his gaze became heated. You loved playing this game. Dancing towards him slowly, you played with the ties on your sweatpants, kicking your tennis shoes off along the way. As you stood before him, you made sure to pull out all your sexy moves, teasing him with the waistband of your sweats. Finally, you slipped them off, kicking them away, and stepped right up to Hobi, noses nearly touching. You ran your hand up his chest, and he laughed. Ticklish cutie. He suddenly grabbed you by the arms, spinning you around and pressing you into the glass. Before you could utter a word, he slanted his hot mouth over yours. You moaned into his mouth as his hand slowly slid into the front of your underwear.

Rap Monster - This was the only way you had gained his attention in the past week. He had been busy writing and composing, paying you no mind. He couldn’t quite say that now, him resting with his back against the headboard, and you kneeling at the foot of the bed. You only wore a silk nightie, and your new silk underwear. You ran your hands up and down your body, teasing him by lifting and pulling at the nightie here and there, teasing him. “I left you alone too long, didn’t I?” he smirked. You nodded, pouting your lips. “Then get over here and show me what you got,” he waved you forward. A slow smile spread on you face; you got on all fours, crawling up the bed, over his body, until you were straddling his lap. ON your knees again, you pulled the nightie up and over your head. Namjoon groaned, shivering beneath you, when he was met with your bare breasts. His hands encircled them, making you gasp. You pulled his head back, covering his mouth with yours and leading the kiss. There was no way he could ignore you now.

Jimin - It was a surprise. You had asked him to teach you his sexy body roll, and now you were putting it in motion. You wore shorts and a t-shirt, so that there would be less to the imagination. This was more about teasing anyway. He sat on the floor, watching you intently, his hands covering most of his face. You could tell that his breathing was already ragged with excitement, and there was a tenting in his shorts. Doing a sexy body roll into a crouching position, you swiveled you hips as you slipped your t-shirt over your head. He whimpered. Rising back up, you moved even closer to him, cleanly clicking your bra off and tossing it to the side. He was barely able to muffle his groan. Standing right in front of him, you unbuttoned your shorts and slowly slid them down your legs. You were barely able to kick them away before Jimin jumped on you, cradling you beneath him. “Why do you do this to me,” he whispered, before catching your lips with his. As his tongue swept into your mouth, his hips rocked in between your legs, and he ran a thumb across one of your nipples. Moaning, you knew there was no other way you would rather spend your Saturday afternoon.

V - You two had been play acting, and things took a turn. You were hiding in the laundry room, his back against the wall, and you were stripping for him. He merely stood with his arms crossed, smirking at you. You slowly pulled off your t-shirt, revealing the plain peach bra you had on underneath. His eyes roamed over it before he met your eyes again and winked. Swinging your hips closer, you slipped out of your cotton shorts and kicked them at his feet. “If you’re going this far, you might as well take it all off,” he smiled. Biting your lip, you turned your back to him and undid your bra, slipping it off and tossing it to the floor. He made a strangled noise and wrapped his arms around your middle, pulling you back to his chest. Gasping, you shivered as his hands rose to grasp your bare breasts. You swiveled your hips against his, and he gave another strangled moan. Spinning you around, he pulled you tight against his chest and bit your lip. “Hurry up with your laundry!” Jin yelled through the door. V slammed the lid to the washing machine shut, and started the machine before placing you atop it and pulling your lips together again. 

Jungkook - You were taking off the jacket to your uniform when he started to tease you. deciding to give him a taste of his own medicine, you didn’t stop there. You unbuttoned your shirt, showing off the simple white bra you wore beneath. His face flushed, and you knew he was both embarrassed and interested. Taking a seat in his desk chair, you pulled your stockings off, putting them aside. You slipped your shirt off and made your way towards him. He stood, slack jawed, and watched your fingers fumble with your skirt zipper, before pulling it down slowly. Now only clad in your white undergarments, you decided to tease him more by dancing his part in one of his songs. Laughing, he butt in and grabbed your waist, moving along with you. He pulled you back around to his desk chair, pushing you down before leaning down and placing a chaste kiss on your lips. He was about to pull away, but you were having none of that. So grabbing him by the tie, you pulled his mouth back you yours, and you wouldn’t be letting him go for some time. 

~ Admin C

I had a little trouble just limiting myself to just a strip tease and some kissing, as you can tell. This was a lot of fun! Enjoy~