Sorry for not being active here this time im back and my blog is active again :)
Also im planning on changing some stuff about Leora’s profile im making her a Marine since all of my other ask blog muses are pirates XD. Let me know in comment if you like the idea or not.
It’s been a really long time since I posted on here, hasn’t it? I’m sorry to friends and people that I’ve met for disappearing for almost a year. It’s been a crazy one (my first year at university), and I found myself overloaded with many credit hours, two jobs, and lovely but incredibly time-consuming relationships with friends, professors, and significant others. I ended up needing my own space so that I could process all the new things and make sure that I was focusing and getting my work done, and so I temporarily set aside this blog. But the year has ended and I’m in Paris now with a grant to basically write and read for the next few weeks and then heading to NYC to work as an editorial intern, so what better time than now to start up again as I explore what I can do as an artist! That means I’ll be posting more about what I’m reading (and maybe reviews, once I get my nose out of early 2000s fantasy novels), what I’m writing and my path to trying to get published, and about all of my literary adventures in the next few months. I would love want to meet more of you, and get back in touch with the people who I had been talking to before, and I’m excited to be starting fresh in the booklr community :) Please feel free to message/befriend me as I plan on sticking around now, and as before, I would always love a good book recommendation <3
aries: get to tHE FUKCIN POINT OBH MY GOD WHY DOES EVERYONE TAKE 10000 YEARS TO SAY SOMETHING THAT SHOULD ONLY TAKE 10 SECONDS
taurus: should I have leftovers tonight or order takeout… Thai and vietnamese are healthy but, pizza sounds pretty good too… maybe a bottle of wine…are you still talking to me… I’ll just pretend I need to go to the bathroom. ..
gemini: *talks continuously without giving the other person time to reply, basically says whatever pops into their head, doesn’t care if the other person is interested*
cancer: I give and I give, listen and listen, I am so nice and caring, when are they going to ask about me? I am literally the most kind, gentle, pure, underappreciated person in the universe *wipes tear*
leo: *checks out self on any and every reflective surface* nice. Wait, did you just ask me a question? Finally, I get to talk about (myself) something interesting.
virgo: *sweats nervously and/or judges the other person ruthlessly* It’s either ‘wow, what an idiot,’ or ‘I hope I didn’t sound like an idiot’
libra: pretends to listen politely while resisting the urge to stick a pencil in their own eye to escape from the sheer bordom/stupidity, out loud: “wow, that’s so interesting” *eye twitch*
scorpio: fukc, this is boring why is everyone so boring what’s the point of small talk yes suzan it’s hot outside it is the middle of the fucking summer tfti now would you do the world a favor and go play in traffic
sagittarius: *laughs* “that’s hilarious” inside: I hope a horde of wildabeast tramples this fucking fool so that no one has to listen to them talk ever agin fuck *laughs some more*
capricorn: how does this apply to me? Wait, it doesn’t. What a waste of time.
aquarius: disagrees even though they don’t actually disagree and then argues just to prove how smart (they think) they are
pisces: literally having the most awesome narcissistic daydream ever, doesn’t even pretend to pay attention
[technically a shitpost but check mercury/third house]
Aries: Contemplate the maze. Contemplate all that is beyond. Where do you see the maze? In your bookshelves? In your orange juice? The stars say not to get lost.
Taurus: If you wake up to find a viper on your stomach, go back to sleep. Either you will be fine or you wont be. Figure out who put a viper on you after the viper problem has been solved.
Gemini: If a monk tells you to listen to the river, its not a metaphor for the harmony of life or whatever, they just want you to shut the fuck up for two minutes so they can hear the river. Strive to hear the river.
Cancer: The end of the world will be one hell of a good time. You’ll even get to wake up the next day and work out the details on the new one.
Leo: It is a fundamental law of the universe. You may be the greatest cook the world has ever seen. Nobody. Nobody makes it like mom does.
Virgo: Many ancient cultures and religions saw semen as a substance of great power, the seed of life itself. This does not, in fact, mean that you can use it as a substitute for gasoline. Prepare to answer a lot of uncomfortable questions from the repair shop.
Libra: I apologize, your horoscope for today was stolen by something that looks like a pile of human hands wearing a ribbon. The stars and I are in pursuit and I have a very large and dangerous broom.
Scorpio: Let me ask you, just how important are your pants?
Ophiuchus: Spots and spines. It makes little difference unless youre up close. Dont get up close.
Sagittarius: Fire is a purifying force, as is water, and the light of the sun. Damn near everything is a purifying force of some sort or another. Right now the world is rain slick and beaded with starlight. Rest with it.
Capricorn: Intoxication comes in many many forms. Little consideration is given to those of little. The waster-awayers, the salt-drunk, the white-and-dry. It can be difficult to notice an overabundance of lacking.
Aquarius: When ancient alchemists wanted to learn how a frog worked they had to take it apart. The frog died. This applies to most things. The stars say don’t think too hard.
Pisces: I recently had someone say that they felt they were being “too negative” with their therapist. Listen, nobody goes to a therapist to share their happy memories. Get dour. Its good for you.