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“Hey, vampires! Was all that human blood you drank today tasty? Sure hope so…because that was your last supper.”

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REASONS TO LOVE ADLOCK

When Sherlock didn’t know Irene faked her death, he kept her phone. You may argue that it was for the case’s sake BUT he knows that (1) Mycroft is smarter than him, (2) there are more important information in them, (3) the British government is involved, (4) a lot are at risk if he keeps classified information inside this, (5) the case is allegedly closed because Irene is dead, (6) he doesn’t need to keep the phone, and (7) there is no benefit for keeping it, etc.

With that in mind, I would like you to ask yourselves:
1. Why would Sherlock keep it? Because it belongs to Irene and it’s important to him.
2. Why let himself go through the trouble to getting the passcode when he knows Mycroft may be more than capable? Because it belongs to Irene and it’s important to him.
3. Why keep the phone after it’s been stripped? Because it belongs to Irene and it’s important to him.
4. Why would he actually take something from the British Government? Because it belongs to Irene and it’s important to him.
5. Why did Mycroft let him? Because it belongs to Irene and it’s important to him.

Irene’s First Death || Irene’s Second Death

I’m debuting my new blog with a headcanon

  • look ok the Waynes don’t go to normal banks
  • what are they, poor?
  • but Jason does because he doesn’t have access to their money
  • I mean he is fucking dead
  • and fuck if he’s letting them give him any money
  • so Jason is in line at the bank
  • he looks like a normal guy, if a bit muscular
  • he goes by the name Todd Peters
  • bc he has a sense of humor gdi
  • and some guys in masks run in and shoot at the ceiling
  • they order everybody around
  • and the civilians “cower”
    • none of them are actually all that scared
    • they’re used to this ok
    • they deal with Scarecrow every other week ok they’re fine
    • they just figure this is easier than making a fuss
    • Jason’s pretty sure there’s only one bullet in that gun anyway
  • they start demanding the money
  • and Jason can’t just leave this bc he’s here
  • he might as well deal with it
  • so he stands and brings attention to himself
  • “hey!” he yells
  • they turn to him
  • and he just
  • he just fucking decks the closest one in the face
  • it’s a surprise bc nobody usually tries
  • he’s outnumbers like five to one
  • but he ducks their attacks and kicks their feet out from under them
  • and punches them all and basically just leaves them all black and blue
  • he ties them all up when he’s finished
    • bc of course he has fucking rope with him
    • why wouldn’t he
    • that’s a normal thing to have
    • (no it isn’t Jason what the fuck)
  • he couldn’t help but notice that as this was all happening
  • the civilians just quietly started making their withdrawals
  • the people at the desks thank him when they realized he was done
  • one person calls the cops
  • and then Jason realizes that there’s a camera in the bank
  • and he just makes his withdrawal and fucking books it
  • no doubt the bats will be seeing this footage soon
  • and he’s not about to deal with the police
  • he hides in a safehouse for a while in hopes that they don’t call
    • they do
    • bruce thanks him for leaving them alive
    • he doesn’t respond

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