im an adult or whatever

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…………….i impulsively bought an ice cream cake (FOR MYSELF) bc i had a craving and im a financially independent adult and can do whatever the hell i want 

……………………………………”can” and “should” are two totally different things tho

i turned in my final paper and immediately went to the nearest bar to campus and drank long islands in my pjs

ok y’all my girlfriend really wants me to watch Twin Peaks and apparently the answer to what the fuck do I do with myself now that I’m officially Done With College™ is do that 

but I’ve also heard it’s super weird so like. Hows about the thing where I make weird reaction posts with lots of question marks because I have a feeling I’m gunna need to do that at someone so why not here.

I’m thinking tomorrow sounds like a plan. The tag to block will be “Rocket watches Twin Peaks” or something similar. Just a heads up

I tick myself off when I’m not in the mood to draw

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my little sister is so contentious and literally just turns everything into a fight and everything i say into an attack on her somehow and Im supposed to be the adult here or whatever  but look kid it actually does hurt me when you say that im always making fun of you when im lliterally not i literally walk on eggshells around you because the tinest thing makes you start screaming at everyone and youre like “wow everyone hates me especially you” and im like??? i give up fine wahtever dont like me im gonna move out anyway

so i just graduated college and i decided that since im now an adult or whatever, i was going to buy a vibrator. so i do all my research and pick one out on amazon because i have a gift card, right? just as i buy it, i realize something.

i got that gift card from my department for speaking at open houses. at my very christian college.

jesus paid for my first vibrator.

hahahaha oh my gosh adulthood is SO GREAT compared to being a teenager

it’s so great you guys