im actually not sure if this is 70

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I suckle from the sweet teat of lady capitalism her greed and passion flows like milk she nurtures me and gives me strength of mind i grow beyond the capabilities of a baby she grants upon me righteous anger toward puppies big and small i act as her mighty hammer smiting those who do me wrong i am the boss baby

i just woke up and im like 70 percent sure that this is an actual quote from boss baby???

Hi hi!

All this morning i was having trouble logging in, contacted a friend, and it turned out that MY BLOG WAS GONE!

So, to any of you who were following ponateoe, that’s me! I’m sorry for the inconvenience; and just when we had hit 70 followers too!

I’ll be sure to try and remember everything that was in my queue, please don’t be shy!

-Nate

interrogationspecialist

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“d/ont reb/lo/g”

i watched that werner herzog doc about him and im 70-90 percent sure he was mentally ill in some capacity but wasnt suicidal, he just had zero situational awareness

oh yeah i watched that too and just from like. impression alone he definitely had stuff going on, also he did for sure have a history of alcoholism and drug abuse that he talked about in one of his books. and i heard somewhere that he had bipolar disorder but idk if thats true or actually known by the general public.

there was definitely something going on with him and i want to feel more sympathy for his story but its kinda… difficult like he was well intentioned at least but just…… deeply, almost willfully oblivious and arrogant

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  • STEVEN: (does some notes on a guitar) I Have been through my life a good man. I am a clever man (does some more notes and fucks it up) I m nice too
  • GARNET: i will never "honk if im horny" .
  • AMETHYST: i hope to one day eat 10'000 calories a day
  • PEARL: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian .
  • ROSE: spend a lot of time thinking about how sometimes even war criminals can be heroes sometimes... Dont like it? Click the unfollow buttobn
  • RUBY: let's all kick the BTK killer's ass, all of us who make the good tweets,. we've got to meet up and beat the BTK killer's ass and go on dates
  • SAPPHIRE: Im going to shut the computer off until people learn to be more mature about life. In tge mean time, suck my dick
  • GREG: ah.. why is it that computers can send hateful commentary thorugh the modem... but weren't design to send something nice.. like a Song
  • CONNIE: watch the first 45 minutes of the film, read the entire beeteljuice manga, then watch the rest of the film, or fucko ff
  • PERIDOT: i shoukld be allowed to do kindergarten again. im pretty sure i would absolutely fucking nail it this time
  • LAPIS: my body is 70% water mother fucker. guns cannot harm me
  • JASPER: know what. im not fucking sorry. the "12 days" project has been fairly solid thus far. as if the shit you people post is better?? get fucked
  • LARS: im an exhausting person to be around but once you get to knnow me im actually a giant shithead with irredeemable mouth
  • SADIE: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and NIce manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
  • RONALDO: theres a 3rd babe movie where he turns into a human at the end. beautifully done scene. the pigs dream comes true. the government Blocked it
  • ONION: i will tell you this right now: I'm from hell. Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage unfold brutally

outside of actual nazis, pretty much everyone recognizes nazi imagery as synonymous with evil. people automatically react to a swastika or a picture of hitler, we dont even have to think about it. they’re the bad guys in half of every movie made since 1945. the horrors of the holocaust are a part of every school curriculum to some extent in the US and in europe. 

so why exactly is actual literal fascism “just an opinion” when we’ve all supposedly “know” that nazis are evil? 

imo, part of it is the fact that depictions of nazis have separated them from their humanity beyond recognition, often literally: many times depictions of nazi bad guys aren’t even really human. think hydra in the marvel universe, or the first hellboy movie, or indiana jones, or a few others i can think of off the top of my head. pretty much nazis in any fictional work that allows for supernatural elements all contain some kind of reference to nazis as undergoing some kind of transformation to something other than human. 

this obviously creates a problem when we’re seeing it in actual human beings. if anything, it only feeds into fascism itself: only things that are “alien” and foreign can be truly evil. 

and idk about anywhere else, but in the US… the association between nazis and evil has nothing to do with actual fascism. it probably never did, but it definitely doesnt now. yeah, there’s usually some kind of reference back to nazis targeting people they regarded as inferior, but its always in the context of american exceptionalism. ie, nationalism. ie, the exact kind of environment that breeds fascism. 

all these mainstream US narratives about ww2, of america as a liberating hero against the nazis (very much detached from what actually happened ofc), they dont emphasize opposition to fascist ideology- only opposition to the lack of “freedom” under a fascist dictatorship.

hence all the liberals who’ve been saying that trump cant possibly be a fascist because he won an election. because they don’t understand what fascism fucking IS. to the point that they actually think denying or even restricting the “free speech” of nazis is what fascism is. 

tl; dr: the anti-nazi propaganda we’ve been consuming non-stop for the last 70 years hasn’t just been utterly useless in warning people of the threat of fascism; it’s actively sabotaged our ability to recognize and suppress that threat irl. 

  • Elias: You guys. The weirdest thing just happened with MC. 
  • Klaus: Elias, man. She’ll do that with any guy standing in front of her. 
  • Elias: Okay, so I’m making out with MC in the orchestra room and everything’s progressing like normal until….
  • Randy: what? 
  • Elias: You know the really really bad thing that can happen to guys when they’re with girls. 
  • Randy: Oh, did Professor Merkulova come in to buff the floor? 
  • Elias: ……
  • Klaus: ……
  • Yukiya: …….
  • Elias: No. Okay. Let me put it this way. The buffer…wouldn’t buff. 
  • Randy: Poor Professor Merkulova…
  • Klaus: No, Randy. I think what he’s trying to say is…the rabbit wouldn’t come out of the hat. 
  • Yukiya: The weasel wouldn’t pop. 
  • Klaus: The alphabet soup wouldn’t spell ‘go’.
  • Elias: Okay! Alright! Enough! 
  • Yukiya: Actually, not quite. There are a lot of Amish people but they never raised a barn. 
  • Klaus: Reizen, man. That was awesome! 
  • Yukiya: It just came to me. 
  • Randy: Oh, I get it! The barn is Elias’s pants! 
  • Elias: You guys, this is not funny! This is like a nightmare! 
  • Randy: Yes, Yukiya, stop teasing. *to Elias* Elias, I want you to know that I feel bad for you. And that I’m sorry YOU ARE NOT A MAN!

no but guys,

when johnlock actually becomes canon (cause im sure it will) 10% of the fandoms gonna be pissed, 5% is gonna be dumbfounded, 15% is gonna be totally chill about it, just taking it in stride..

and then there will be the last like 70% of us just crashing tumblr and running in the streets screaming and celebrating like ‘YUOu Were TOld bUT YOU DIndt LisTHen’ ‘#tjlc!’ ‘Truast GOdtISs’ its gonna be chaos and im so ready, tbh