im a weed

kisskookiedough  asked:

So for the pip & co college au I just had to say this. Frances : My name is philip and I'm afraid my lovers will leave me for my dad cause they said they like silver foxes HUUUUHH

  1. alex what are u doing w that pencil??? get your life together
  2. richard he’s like 44

i feel like im going to have an aneurysm so im smoking weed. im literally a character in a david foster wallace short story


The spelling of “bonds” and “bongs” is too similar