im a time traveller. i point and laugh at queues


Hold on. Better lock the TARDIS. See, like a car. I locked it like a car. Like… It’s funny. No? Little bit. Blimey, try to make an Ood laugh.


I’m Sorry.


I’m phoning you from Trenzalore. Just before I changed. I mean it’s all still to happen for me but it’s coming. Oh, it’s coming. Not long now.


My dearest Clara. The Doctor entrusted me with your contact details in the event of an emergency, and I fear one has now arisen. Assuming this letter will have reached you as planned, on April the tenth, 2013, please find and light the enclosed candle. It will release a soporific which will induce a trance state, enabling direct communication across the years.